Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

I went to Vidigal last week for a girl's birthday. When I went to order a new Uber to return to my hotel, my friend was looking at my phone and she saw me giving the previous driver a tip.

You didn't have any problem with the Uber driver going up in Vidigal? In January we went to a churrasco party in Vidigal. When ordering the Uber it showed the correct address in Vidigal (quite deep into the comunidade). However, the driver refused to go up into Vidigal and let us off at Praça do Vidigal. He said normal Ubers were not allowed to enter Vidigal. As I refuse to go with moto-taxi we ended up walking in heavy rain to our destination. When leaving the party they told us we had to call one of Vidigals own Uber drivers, but it turned out none was available because of the rain. We had to walk down to Av Niemeyer and get a normal Uber.

[Mr Enternational]

Another typical American rip-off: prolly Uber takes a card / transaction percent of the tip as well as the fare component (naturally 100% opaque), or *ALL* of the tip, because you **assume** it tips the actual driver, not the platform, and the drivers are powerless. More silicon valley swindling at its "finest". Same with restaurants,

In the US the other day the appeals court upheld the decision of the workers versus Salt Bae. The service charge paid to a restaurant is not the same as a tip and goes to the restaurant, not the servers.

[HarvestBoi]

Sad to say, but this actually understates the situation. One side of this unsymmetrical situation will have to give. Let's hope it is in the direction of the US moving towards Brasil and not the opposite.

$US200 is about the minimum for anyone remotely presentable, and even then with a plethora of conditions and attitude.

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[Pahllus Maximus]

Another typical American rip-off: prolly Uber takes a card / transaction percent of the tip as well as the fare component (naturally 100% opaque), or *ALL* of the tip, because you **assume** it tips the actual driver, not the platform, and the drivers are powerless. More silicon valley swindling at its "finest". Same with restaurants, currency exchange (ALWAYS decline US offering because it is a shit rate), and make sure you use Schwab or Capital One (or interactive brokers / IBC.com) cards to avoid rip-off 3% transaction fees (and ATM fees) and shittier FOREX rates. Better still, get a BR bank account and wire in via OANDA and don't feed the fat, government sponsored (corporate welfare) lazy US banks. Every dollar saved from those useless corporate welfare panhandlers can be used to invest or spend on pretty women who bring pleasure to us. Very interesting how they have different rates for US card prefixes, apparently a lot of the dating sites (like CUPID) have similar multi-pricing scams, as in 80% if you use a BR address. I've also used VPNs and found huge price deltas in airlines and especially hotels.

In RIO I give the smiling girls cash, even after being pounded up their tight butts for 20+ minutes (and I'm cursed with girth and length, and yes some Thai chicks have said no, and some put a pad in their cervix, and good BJ / DT can be an issue, so be careful what you wish for). Fortunately, most BR ladies happily accommodate and several have no gag reflex and swallow straight down. Always happy to tip extra in cash and set the example to assist fellow brothers. BR is somehow a lot more open and relaxed about sex and it's women just better in bed than many other places. Anal mostly seems to be accepted as normal.

I went to Vidigal last week for a girl's birthday. When I went to order a new Uber to return to my hotel, my friend was looking at my phone and she saw me giving the previous driver a tip. She asked what I was doing and I said I was giving him a 5 R tip because it was only 1 dollar to me. I asked how much she tips and she said nothing, she just rates the driver by how many stars she gives. It turns out on her Uber app, they are not prompted to give tips, only ratings. Thats interesting that the brazilian Uber does not suggest tip amounts for the ride.

[Bravo]

I went to Vidigal last week for a girl's birthday. When I went to order a new Uber to return to my hotel, my friend was looking at my phone and she saw me giving the previous driver a tip. She asked what I was doing and I said I was giving him a 5 R tip because it was only 1 dollar to me. I asked how much she tips and she said nothing, she just rates the driver by how many stars she gives. It turns out on her Uber app, they are not prompted to give tips, only ratings. Thats interesting that the brazilian Uber does not suggest tip amounts for the ride.

[JoeRoc]

My god! I miss Rio. The P4 P scene in LOS Angeles is like the Cantina in Star Wars: fat, tatooed, entitled ugly ho's, upsell and cat and mouse. $US200 is about the minimum for anyone remotely presentable, and even then with a plethora of conditions and attitude. Sex prison, ugly architecture, lack of green and neurotic people. They now have LASIK clinics for dogs (with homeless people camped out back) and structural inequality that I think is getting near the tipping point. Fucked up society!! I am getting out of that costly shit hole and the USA.

Rio: green, friendly, no hassle and tons of choices with BBCIM, anal, DFK etc for as little as $US8 and a solid performance for an hour for a bit more than $US 20. With THB=USD 33.56 as at today, THB 1000=$US29.79, LOS is a bad deal. The Real is now 4. 66 (did tell ya it was undervalued), luckily I was buying up Petrobas and similar at US1=BR5. 5 last year and nice dividends, basically 15% currency gain in 9 months plus divs, plus appreciation with oil, so IRR pushing 35%. Getting a local trading account is a serious hassle, but worth it. BR offers excellent variety value in ladies and investment, you should thank your lucky stars to be there. If you are bit more adventurous, you can score a really nice, renovated tree house in the mountains / hills near RIO for under $250 k, wake up to birds, good organic food and get a live in cook, maid and / or driver for next to nothing, under $US1,200 a month. On that note, start ditching USD lads. Party is over, lights are on, people are leaving and chairs on tables..

I thought I had it bad here in Chicago! I hope Rio is the answer!

[Pahllus Maximus]

The hillside area of Joa has easy access to Pico dos Quatro and Jardim Oceanico metro stations, tree tops and ocean views for the same price as a decent apartment in most major US cities, in my case, have a lap pool and city lights of the evening. Fortunately I own nothing valuable to steal like cash, fancy cars or jewelry (none of that interests me), so I can have girls anytime, easily collected from the Metro station after my favorites hand selected from from Centro. I have not had a chance to use it much, but I'd say 90% of my needs are met, personal gym, BJs on demand, lots of greens and organic food shipped in, trees and views of the ocean plus fresh breeze. Even have a BBQ. With cheap, direct flights to Europe (COVID! I can surf one day, have orgies, and enjoy Milan and skiing the next. I'm sick of masks, especially on planes that are probably far more viral vector healthy in terms of low humidity and air exchange compared to much else in life. Sao Paulo has excellent health care for a price better than Europe, as opposed to the USA that is a total predatory scam (it's health care is like P4P: low quality, full of code words and stings, disinterested. greedy providers going through the motions, and expensive). I heard that because of demand, there is a waiting period for people ditching their USA citizenship (global taxation scam with no corresponding representation unless lobbyist and utterly corrupt congress owned by the financial sector, roughly 40% of GDP depending on definitions).

My only regret is not finding this lovely patch earlier and still having to commute from USA. I feel like a grinning schoolboy, doing one girl mish anal, legs high over my shoulders, red stilettos, and thigh high black stockings (the way I like 'them). I have her friend behind rubbing my balls and ass and kissing my neck while I pound the other girl, the whole time in what is like a private jungle. I take my time thesedays, learning to to take many breaks rather than goal orientated cumming. So halfway, I take a swim, a snack, then a two girl massage and final scrotum massage and kissing, a bit more action, and so on. I like kissing one and getting a BJ, then getting them to switch. And of course my patented wake up BJ in bed with coffee. I helps the girls to have daily tonsil massages. I'm not counting pops anymore, just memorable, earth shattering experiences in the wider sense, nature, food, sex, intellect. Porto language remains an issue, but fortunately I found a local big titted, sporty nordic type with passable English that is a good cook, makes great salads, arranges and does duplas and tosses my other salad!! Life is good.

[Vagabundo1]

Tonight's Swing Party continued.

Futhermore, so I am fucking the monica mattos meier morena clara, and the last two guys who railed her are black dudes who took forever. Like 10-15 minutes each! But at least I was using her mouth and throat.

And I got in the first ten minutes or maybe it was 7. Up her tight perfect morena clara ass.

[Vagabundo1]

First fuck out of the "house" in 2 weeks.

Well, my homegirl had to go get her nails done. This meant I had a window to go hunting for strange pussy for the first time in 13 days.

I was going to go to VM with some ISGer lurkers cool AF bros, but my ride (I use indriver, where I can set the price) kept haggling with me over a few reais, and I was late so we rescheduled. They will be in Transamerica this week anyway.

But then I was sitting there and I zapped (the locals call texting on WhatsApp zap ing) some of my swinger friends, and they wanted some negra tight 20 something ass, so I picked up Monique, and took her by the apartment in Gloria (a block from Love Time), and I showed up and stuck my dick in Seka's holes (as I said she and I fucked for 3 hours when we met, and she took my dick out of her pussy and put it in her ass to milk my leche).

But my friends, I have to say, I was tired af, and out of shape because I have been sitting inside and smoking too much weed and working out too little (my homegirl smokes like a chimney because she likes to mask over the problems she has in life).

OK. So Vagabundo is fucking Seka -- and he can't blow a nut on command. I mean, I fucked her ass for 10 minutes, standing, on some balcony overlooking Gloria harbor and sugarloaf; Then some other sort of ugly morena or at least not as good looking as Seka, sucked me. I must say, her mouth was super, and I think she was turned on because I was facefucking Seka when I walked in the room (Monique was very quickly being spitroasted by two men. Seka's husband is a pharma rep, and yes, we all get tested). Everyone likes black women! So, then I fucked Seka more downstairs, then the party moved up a flight to the penthouse, and fucked callsign Monica Mattos 3, a morena clara who I fucked at the last party, and I fucked her tight asshole.

Yes, the names have been changed, but I have been fucking Monica Mattos 3 since 2015, actually 2013, haha, Monica Mattos Meier, I shall call her.

But here is the thing. There was a fucking line to fuck her ass. And the swing festinha was more crowded. There were like 4 guys who got behind Monica Mattos Meier and fucked her ass, while I had to satisfy myself with fucking her mouth, which I did, for like 40 minutes on and off, and of course, there were other guys fucking her mouth. She has a great mouth, sucks like a champ, but it was hot, and I had not been hydrating (because homegirl doesn't fuck enough, and she smokes like a fucking chimney, plus she has the metabolism of a teenager, and I could be her grandfather). So, I swung around to get behind her sweet tight ass cheeks for my turn, and I could not keep it up!

Yes, Vagabundo is out of porn star training.

I mean I had already fucked Monica Mattos Meier's ass, which I have fucked from Motel Megara to Motel VIPS.

That fucking her ass for like 10 minutes earlier in the night was like heaven.

Well, I could have gone and hydrated more.

But then the little festinha was over. At last Monica Mattos Meier's hour (we pitched in and bought her by the hour because she is a pro, but it was just like $50 r each between 7 guys) was over! Oh well.

I went and found Monique and blew a load in her negra pussy.

On the way home, I asked my new homegirl (Monique has a kid, so I don't prefer her for pernoites anymore because she always has that commitment) if she would fist a branca, and she said yes!

It is almost like most men remember the day that their future wife says yes, I will marry you!

I mean, my new homegirl could well be one of my wives in my harem, as long as we understand, she needs to put her little hands into the pussy of blond's to make my sick lesbo kink fantasies come true!

So, then I come home on an uber (indriver), from Gloria. Homegirl is already at my "casa" IE Transamerica.

This is where vagabundo earns his Lieutenant Commander, Swiss Naval Intelligence pay.

My dick smells like the pussy and mouth and ass of three different women.

So, I go into the service entrance, take the elevator up to the 12th floor, and wash off the smell of that pussy and ass. Then I spray some deodorant onto my balls and pits.

Only then I go downstairs and meet homegirl, who is sitting outside on the curb where we all wait for taxis, ubers, indrivers, etc.

And she is totally cool.

We come back up, and now we are smoking weed and drinking excellent Colorado indica beer -- crossfaded!

You can't make this shit up.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

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[Pahllus Maximus]

My god! I miss Rio. The P4 P scene in LOS Angeles is like the Cantina in Star Wars: fat, tatooed, entitled ugly ho's, upsell and cat and mouse. $US200 is about the minimum for anyone remotely presentable, and even then with a plethora of conditions and attitude. Sex prison, ugly architecture, lack of green and neurotic people. They now have LASIK clinics for dogs (with homeless people camped out back) and structural inequality that I think is getting near the tipping point. Fucked up society!! I am getting out of that costly shit hole and the USA.

Rio: green, friendly, no hassle and tons of choices with BBCIM, anal, DFK etc for as little as $US8 and a solid performance for an hour for a bit more than $US 20. With THB=USD 33.56 as at today, THB 1000=$US29.79, LOS is a bad deal. The Real is now 4. 66 (did tell ya it was undervalued), luckily I was buying up Petrobas and similar at US1=BR5. 5 last year and nice dividends, basically 15% currency gain in 9 months plus divs, plus appreciation with oil, so IRR pushing 35%. Getting a local trading account is a serious hassle, but worth it. BR offers excellent variety value in ladies and investment, you should thank your lucky stars to be there. If you are bit more adventurous, you can score a really nice, renovated tree house in the mountains / hills near RIO for under $250 k, wake up to birds, good organic food and get a live in cook, maid and / or driver for next to nothing, under $US1,200 a month. On that note, start ditching USD lads. Party is over, lights are on, people are leaving and chairs on tables.

Channeling Vagabundo's favorite Yellow House Bordello in Barra, the lyrics from "Yellow Taxi" come to mind:

Don't it always seem to go.

That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Ohhh, wah wah.

[Spidy]

Thanks Sperto, live and learn.

Excellent, credence to roll with and live by!

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hey everyone,

I'll be moving to Rio next week for work. Would be great to catch-up with the folks that around at some point. The forum has been really helpful so far.

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[Vagabundo1]

Well my mini relationship left today, but just for a few hours to get her nails done. We fuck 2-3 times a day, she cocks, she cleans. I paid her $320 today to cover her nails. I did tell her in my bad Porto I would be paying her $900 r a week. I guess the thing I find most appealing about her is that she totally doesn't stress about money, on the other hand, she is very frugal. I was with her at centro the other day, and she got a little angry that I paid $40 r for a new screen protector for my phone, when I could have found one for cheaper.

So, now that I am alone for a afternoon, obviously, I am thinking of going and finding a hooker somewhere, haha!

Mini Relationship day 11 - $300 r paid, $900 r / week.

So, I am on day 11 with the same girl, 24/7, for 11 days straight. As I said, it is kind of a staycation / vacation from mongering. I do get burned out. She is great, we are a good fit. 19, petite. She does cooking, cleaning, fucking. We smoke lots of weed. We fuck 2 or more times a day. She likes to hike, she likes the beach.

I pay her $900 r a week. I took her to Rua Alfandega today, and she shopped. I gave her $300 r of her weekly pay, and she totally did not stress about more. Of course, I pay for meals, and she lives here with me. She wants a dog, and she will buy it with her own funds. I might like the dog too. She had found one for $1500 r, but I "thought about it" and she found another for $250 r, which pretty much looks the same to me. So whenever she wants it, I will go and get her dog. When she leaves, she will take the dog.

And so it goes.