Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Papi Muy Rico]

Someone a few posts back (I can't find it now) lamented about Rio being expensive, with $2000 plane tickets. I thought he was exaggerating, but he is not. I have wanted to go to Rio for a long time now, and was planning a trip at the end of April, but most round trip tickets to Rio start at about $1500. If you tack on the $300 visa fee, that's sky high.

I remember researching a Rio trip this time last year, and tickets were about $900-1000. Tickets to Germany are only about $1200, and that's much farther. What happened?

NY-Rio is $900 right now. I have never seen $2000 for a US-Brazil ticket. I always buy from www.brazilianexpress.com Located in NY, the best prices for Brasil tickets, they are in NY. They get wholesale prices for US-Brasil from all airlines that travel to Brasil.

[Papi Muy Rico]

i was in rio for a few days. frankly i am not sure what people rave about. big noisy, dirty city, beaches ok but nothing spectacular. seen better in cali, indo, phils. food ok, not many cultural things to do.

choices on mongering many and to fit budget, style are various and the chicas (while overrated in looks imho) are quite fun to be with and certainly should make most if not all of the brethen happy. i may post a brief rio report later but most is covered to death already in isg and bwana dik rio guide (latest version 2012).

i did want to post a report comprising my 3 visits to villa mimosa. the rumour goes that the place is in danger of closing with the upcoming world cup and olympics. who knows? but it may be gone and in many respects it would be a big loss to the mongering universe. so here it goes:

preconceptions

i had read brief mentions of this vm place in random readings on reports of famous mongering areas (ac, pattaya, tijuana, dolly). i only figured out it was in rio a couple of years ago. i had never planned on going to brasil but on a whim i booked a trip this year. i was bored and in the mood for something new. i was able to find reports on vm in ggc as well as isg and ch.

prior to arriving i thought i was going to run into a rather large area. not quite like dolly but at least like ac or so. i figured various streets lined with bars and outdoor restaurants or beer bars with chicks hanging out waiting to be picked up. it was not what i expected at all.

arrival

the taxi driver smiled and gave my buddy and i a knowing look and smile. it was a short ride from centro. about 20 reals. meter.

we drove thru areas that did not look sketchy at all, as we approached we made a turn under a freeway overpass. that is when my antenna went up. it was a dirty street. a bit bigger than an alley, not in good repair. as i had no idea where vm was nor what it looked like when getting there i was in the lookout for some kind of foul play from the driver. paranoid yes.

we made a left turn at the end of the street and we were stopped by the local security. no uniforms here. just a couple of tough looking guys checking who was going in. the waved us thru after a quick glance. we drove less than half a block and we were in the thick of a throng of men walking up and down the street, beers in hand, laudly talking and screaming, various brasilian music thundering from speakers on windows and sidewalks and coming from cars. various smells including, but not limited to [CodeWord109], vomit, shit, perfume, bleach, stale beer, pot, grilled chorizo chicken and meats.

the walk

there is a main cobblestone street. watch your step to avoid stepping on random pools of unknown substances. the music was very loud on the street but about to get louder. as you walk the main street. no more than a block in lenght you see various entrances to bars as well as some smaller alleys (3 to the rigth, referenced from the entry point for cars). the left side are entrances to various bars both at street level as well as a second level in some cases (via rather sketchy ladders and stairs, heavy intoxication not recommended).

after acclimatizing to the smells and noise we entered the first alley, it dead ends and on the right side the are about 5 bars in spaces about the size of a small bedroom. they all have a second floor where the deed can be done if one chooses to do in premises. each one of these places has a small selection of local beer and hard liquor available for purchase. the quality of the chicks varies from day to day and time of the day. here the first two visits i saw nothing even close to appealing (and i had beer goggles on) but on the third visit there was a couple of negras and a topless blond in a bikini bottom that i was tempted but was distracted and never took (6-7 concarne scale)

the second alley (actually connects to the 3rd in the back area so you make a loop) had bars on lining both sides. is actually more like a wide hallway. here people are cooking in mini grills, playing cards, doing tatoos, selling drinks in the hallways. more bar rooms as described above. some a bit larger than others. the girls flow thru the hallways back and forth or hang out in front of the bars or dance inside waiting to get your attention. thankfully they are not pushy or super aggressive with a few exceptions (usually the uber ugly ones) but if they see you looking they will zero in if you give any hint (raise an eyebrow, stick your tongue out, blow a kiss or pull your dick out). i took one overnight from this area for 200r lt, she left around 11am. very nice multiple session night. you go to the end and make a turn to merge into the back of the third alley. this back area is mostly food places not yet rated in yelp.

the third alley is where i found some better lookers with one of the bars having a mixed girl 18 who was easilty an 8 cc scale, very nice sweet girl, nice bod and very pretty face. why she is there beats the hell out of me. this chick was thermas quality easily. bar / rooms same as other alley. everyonce in awhile as you walked thru something would fall from the ceiling on my arms, face or head. water i sure hope so! grossed me out to consider the alternatives. some of this rooms have tables and semi comfy chairs, others just have concrete blocks to sit on.

back on the street: some girls on the left side of the street are fully dancing and doing the hip hop booty shake. there is a lot of topless bikini sights everywhere. whooaahh. miniskirts with no underwear. full on pussy views with clit piercings fully visible. a fully nude chick with only snickers seen at one point. 3 chicks kissing and rubbing each other and showing pussy in front of one of the bars. a gallery of 10 or so brasilians enjoying the show. we enter one of the bars on the left side of the street and i find one of the other jewels in vm. another 18yo this one a negrita with b cups and a nice small bunda.

i had to break my cherry in vm and wanted to give her a test ride so i went for the deed in the premises. wish i had brought in my own blanket. barely enough room for the bed, not a very clean blanket. i am having second thoughts, tijuana is high quality compared to this. but then i turn and look at ther cute face and smile and her spicy body. got to try everything once. glad i did, one of the best 30 minute fucks i ever had. such a tight body and such enthusiasm, she was sweet / naughty / loving all at once. she knew she was auditioning. excellent time.

vm st in premises ranged from 35r to 50r for 30 min.

vm lt your place (at least one would home no lt in those rooms yuk) ranged from 250 to 350 asking price. definetely negotiable and few worth that.

f you continue walking along the main road you will find some more normal looking bars at the very end of the street as well as a small restaurant or two. there are also a couple of places that have pool tables if you need a break from the action.

notably, there is also a place that is like a cheap terma with dark glass doors. i went in to see what was up, around 8-9pm. only 5 or 6 chicas, only one semi interesting but already busy, there is a dance area were some of the girls played at doing pole dancing for some locals. definitely lower tier terma and not quite sure why anyone would want to go there with the ton of termas in downtown near to each other thus enhancing your selection. but i guess if you are in the mood is right there.

but to me vm is more the serious discoverer in all of us as well as the bargain hunter and the one who loves the search and finding the diamond in the rough. you may toil long hours and come up with nothing but boy you may just hit the lottery.

i went three times. and i strongly suspect that your selection will vary widely depending on the day of the week or the time of the day. in fact, i would bet that going earlier afternoon or early eve on a week day may result in higher chances of finding cuties. some of them who may be telling family they have a regular day job or stopping by for extra monies after a regular day shift or as is rumored even prior to going to work in a more traditional terma where the amount of chicas with better looks may result in less income potential. sort of covering the bases to make sure they have at least a little money to show for the day.

never in a million years would i consider eating in this area. and i do take risks eating. but did not fancy having gi issues with no bathrooms around!

returning to centro or copa was easy enough as there are always taxis going in and out and driving at the end of the street as well. just make sure the meter is used.

my buddy had 8 trips to rio under his belt and had never been there. he was glad he finally went and kept on thanking me for taking him along. it was a different experience altogether for him. i would recommend checking it out. it certainly was not as sketchy as one would guess and while you may not find anything that appeals to you it will certainly provided you with some laughs and stories to tell!

now my question is: ac done, pattaya done, nana done, tijuana done, dolly done, vm done, gaylang done, mayorista done, santa fe done. what other famous or big brothel areas are out there that one should visit? anyone has a recommendation?

great report, thanks. question: where are these? ac, nana, dolly, gaylang, mayorista and santa fe? i only heard about tijuana and pattaya, and been to vm once.

[WittyWoo]

Hi again,

So last night I was at 4x4. Saying the last post showing up too late would be a major understatement! I guess it was something to be experienced. Got there by taxi around 10 PM and the alley was positively alive. The streets were radically different from Zona Sul; I would say "typical large South American city" look. As most of Rio, it doesn't look very safe. Especially at night.

I got in and went through the usual termas preparation. The prices were much more agreeable than MC. While. 4x4 is much bigger than any other termas, it is cramped and very easy to get lost in. Unsure where to go next, I stumbled upon the smoking room and there were not many girls and punters. Most punters were Brazillians and I spotted some French ones a bit later. Ordered myself a beer and sat down. With this as my first impression of 4x4 I was confused as to where all the "gangsta" girls were. The girls there were slim and pretty natural. One of the girls came to greet me. Her Ingles was OK. I apologise for not remembering her name; it was very difficult to pronounce, starting with "T". And she was probably the most distinctive girl there, being petite natural with cute face, fiery red hair (probably dyed, but it suited her) , and pale porcelain skin. I got her to show me around, and soon enough we were dancing in the main boate. This place is properly packed and the girls definitely had the "gangsta" look. I urged her to dance at the pole but she was too shy. She wanted us to go back to the smoking boate but I had other ideas.

I opted for the 1-hour session as the price differences were minimal. The room would be kindly describe as shabby, good thing that it had a shower. The bad thing was that aside from the bed and the shower, the rest of the room looked as if it hadn't been cleaned properly in years and you see dark grime everywhere. The room at MC was smaller but much much cleaner. So we had a shared shower and extended foreplay. Time seemed to slip by. She was skilled at rimming and prostate massage, which I didn't expect from a termas girl. The combination of that brought me to an explosive end which she drank it all greedily. We laid on the bed until the violent knocks on the door which pronounced that we have overrun the clock for some time. We kissed goodbye and she told me "I love you". Whatever that means. Another great night of punting.

I agree with Exec Talent, for punters new to Brazillian GDPs, please prepare your heart. They are really taxing on the body and mind!

I'll write more analysis as a new punter in Rio.

WittyWoo

[Exec Talent]

My final decision was to go to Termas Monte Carlo; seems to be decent and within a short walk from the hotel. I had a little trouble finding it at first as the entrance was much smaller than expected, though I spotted some "heavies" hanging about at the entrance and got in. The management explained to me briefly about the system and the basic layout of the place. They didn't seem as grumpy as reported.

I approach another girl, but from insticts I believe she would be fuming if I did! Meanwhile, she got back to the floor but didn't notice me and some guy approached her, then he got rejected in a heart-beat. Brazillian girls seem to be very possessive, luckily I didn't invite her back to my hotel or I'll never be rid of her! So we hung out a bit more in the bar and she introduced me to her friends. We decided on another session to end the night. The crowds were thinning and the girls going back in civvie clothing looking totally different. We got the same room, but if anything changed, the session was even more passionate! We kissed goodbye; blocking the stairs and I walked back to me hotel. Overall, a good punting night for me.

The management at MC actually is very helpful. When you said grumpy management you must have been referring to Centaurus.

Here are some questions girls will ask. Where are you from? Is this your first time? How long are you going to be in Rio.

Like any good salesperson (or con artist) they are assessing their client (mark).

If you are a prostitute would you rather hook one customer and have some guaranteed revenue or troll for new clients every night. The jealousy often (but not always) is an act to get you to think she actually cares about you. Brazilian women should wear T-shirts that say "Everything I know I learned from watching novelas."

For guys who are used to sterile experiences, the sirens in Brazil will wreck your ship every time.

Saturday night. Go to Balcony. Lay back. Be selective and don't drink too much because the girls really will all start to get better looking and you do not want that.

[WittyWoo]

Hi all,

I've arrived Rio last night around 8 PM. Despite the long flight, I decided to sample some Brazilian delicacies. This would be my first adventure in South America.

My final decision was to go to Termas Monte Carlo; seems to be decent and within a short walk from the hotel. I had a little trouble finding it at first as the entrance was much smaller than expected, though I spotted some "heavies" hanging about at the entrance and got in. The management explained to me briefly about the system and the basic layout of the place. They didn't seem as grumpy as reported. Got changed and took a quick shower. The place was pretty packed. With the punters being a combination of Brazillian, Americans, and some Asian of varying ages. The Brazillians punters are pretty friendly and I built a nice rapport with a few of them. The girls themselves also came in different sizes and colours. Of course, most of them have shapely bundas and were also displaying them to the tune of whatever was playing. Some of arse so big you can probably leave your drinks on, though I spotted one girl with almost non-existent behind, she was still pretty hot and was taken quickly. The atmosphere was really relaxing without the hard-sell that you'll see in German FKKs, everyone was there for a good time and the girls were not sharks. The ratio of girls and punters were roughly 1:1.

It didn't take long for me to get a girl for myself, I was off to get some drinks and made eye-contact with one of the girls sitting at the bar. Her name was Camila. She wasn't the youngest or the hottest girls there, but she was good enough for me. We hung out for quite a while and I bought her a beer before moving onwards to the cabine, there was quite a bit of a waiting time before we got a room. The rooms were not spacious, but it was clean enough and there were large mirrors. As we can expect from a Brazillian girl, the session was very passionate. I got back to the bar first and enjoyed the eye-candy. I approach another girl, but from insticts I believe she would be fuming if I did! Meanwhile, she got back to the floor but didn't notice me and some guy approached her, then he got rejected in a heart-beat. Brazillian girls seem to be very possessive, luckily I didn't invite her back to my hotel or I'll never be rid of her! So we hung out a bit more in the bar and she introduced me to her friends. We decided on another session to end the night. The crowds were thinning and the girls going back in civvie clothing looking totally different. We got the same room, but if anything changed, the session was even more passionate! We kissed goodbye; blocking the stairs and I walked back to me hotel. Overall, a good punting night for me.

I've still haven't decide where to go tonight. Any ideas chaps?

WittyWoo

[Sperto]

Following the bundameister's advice, I returned to Emporio de banho today for round 2. The line up was very good. I would have picked at least two of them (Alessandra, Barbara) before the "no contest" garota walked in. Isabelle. Could there be a more perfect woman? Peitao, bundao, very pretty and a sweet attitude. Probably the best hour I've spend in a long time!

It looks like both salas are being upgraded at the moment. The room I had (room 6 in the sala furthest from the elevator) was very nice, just lacking in mirrors at the moment. It looks like it will end up with mirrors on three sides of the bed when done.

I'm happy you also enjoyed the wonderful Isabelle. After my hour with her I walked out of the privê with a big happy smile.

[Torgoch]

One week into Rio vacation. So far repeat visits to 4x4, MV30 and Emporio do Banho.

4x4. Milena and Luana. Milena is a short loira in her late 20s. Not a stunner in looks (face, body) but with a great butt and very sweet and passionate (very keen on anal!). Luana is a tall morena in her early 20s with silicone boobs and a great butt. Not a classic beauty but quirky good looks (a la Lavinia). Very passionate in the cama, and usually very busy throughout her shift, if you are interested you have to catch her if you see her unattended.

MV30. Viviane and Clara. Viviane is the only one of the oldtimers I've seen at MV30 this time. Great popozuda, an hour well spent. She is very popular so if you are interested and you see her free, grab her! For me Clara is a great discovery who I hope will work there for a few years. Morena, outstanding bunda (I defy anyone not to be turned on by that bunda. Big, round and very soft) , big boobs, pretty face and gorgeous smile, good kisser. I had an outstanding hour with her.

Emporio do banho. JuJu and Isabelle. I reported on both of these in separate emails. JuJu is a very pretty girl but for me the disappointing programma of them all. Isabelle is outstanding in body, service and attitude.

For info, Metro fares will rise from 3. 20 to 3. 50 on 15 May.

[Torgoch]

You really must return and try Isabelle. She's great!

Following the bundameister's advice, I returned to Emporio de banho today for round 2. The line up was very good. I would have picked at least two of them (Alessandra, Barbara) before the "no contest" garota walked in. Isabelle. Could there be a more perfect woman? Peitao, bundao, very pretty and a sweet attitude. Probably the best hour I've spend in a long time!

It looks like both salas are being upgraded at the moment. The room I had (room 6 in the sala furthest from the elevator) was very nice, just lacking in mirrors at the moment. It looks like it will end up with mirrors on three sides of the bed when done.

[Torgoch]

I thought Lavinia was working on the internet now. Does anyone know the link?

From talking with girls in 4x4 it would seem that she has returned to normal life. Got her diploma, got a boyfriend, got a new job. I don't have her cell phone number with me but I've emailed her twice since I got her with no response. If she was still doing programmes I would guess she would get in contact. Oh well, the end of an era.

[Beach Star]

However, there is this short spinner I found that works close by in Barra near post 3 on the beach. Love hitting the spinners. I still need to tap the one streetwalker that is a bit more curvy. If anyone ever comes to Barra, stop by Post 3 (across the street from it) you'll see miss curves in the blue dress. I have to crush that

Be careful over there, praca de "O" across the road from posto 3 is an area where boys dress up as girls, most visibly on the block from the beach up to the motel. There may be girls as well, but check out well.

[Java Man]

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[LuvinBrazil]

Yeah, VM is an interesting place. The girl I had was pretty nice looking. However, service was a little rushed. It's still tap it again. However, there is this short spinner I found that works close by in Barra near post 3 on the beach. Love hitting the spinners. I still need to tap the one streetwalker that is a bit more curvy. If anyone ever comes to Barra, stop by Post 3 (across the street from it) you'll see miss curves in the blue dress. I have to crush that one day.

But definitly want to go back down to VM, want to find a Gem. So if anyone is up for a Saturday early evening stroll through VM.

[Acenva]

Taveller Welcome to Brasil and to VM. The best time is on Friday and Saturday nights. Go down and grab a chair and drink a couple beers and watch the talent come into work and leave. Some of the casa's have more lights and a lot of the girls will walk around at times half dressed. Enjoy your visit to Brasil.

[Traveller529]

[BionicMan]

I might be around, send me a PM so we can connect. I am anxious to hear about your experiences since you never post anything about them on the forum.

LOL. The best of the day. So far."send me a PM." hilarious.