Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Well, a regular is over at Vagabundo's new love pad at av malibu 1355, which is whites only rich patricio rio de janeiro, but I have a 21 year old black girl smoking weed on the bed.

What Vagabundo really wants to know is how is that property purchase going for you, senor biggus dickus? Any regrets or comments or advice from buying a house in Goa?

Look, I mean, buying a personal house is so infantile; real men start a company, buy a beach property and start Vagabundo's Americain Club in Recreio. I mean, that would be manly.

The DJ at Mosaico lives in Recreio.

So, the week in baseball.

Nina Deponca comes over at 21 h last Friday, we fuck 3 times, 2 times in the morning, then Vagabundo slides his well used dick into a 18 year old at a prive, I shall call her Candie Evans, whom she resembles.

Oh, Monday, I go into centro, Midori is texting me, but now, she is making the leap from prive girl to freelancer, and every hour is booked. Hot negra nice ass. But I go to a hotel with Anne Amari, even though Midori is newer, hotter, and she has kids.

But, what the fuck. I mean, who really gives a shit. I need to go hit Manu Meier up her ass, but she is going to try to charge me for the consulta to a medico to take the buttplug out of her ass from our last fuck, a real grudge fuck, as I impaled her ass on a jeweled butt plug, sending her running out into the Carioca night, oh well. I am a count, not a saint.

In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.

Don't get or spread any diseases.

Don't let the hoars know your real name.

If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.

[World Jockey]

My guess is that you posted this from the netherworld.

Well halloween is just around the corner.

[BallsDeep1980]

Maybe you'll feel less lonely if you change your attitude towards the locals?

I treat them all with respect. I'm very friendly pleasant and respectful.

Its the way they do business. Theres no structure and organization, you hand them a 100 real bill and they look dumbfounded like "Oh we never prepared for this contingency".

A week or so ago some idiot basically begged me to use a credit or debit card instead of cash.

A few weeks ago it took some girl literally 15 minutes to ring up a few cans of dog food.

I order an uber and on several occasions the driver has sent me 7 messages before arriving.

Dude just shut the fuck up and come pick me up you morons.

[PutanheiroBR]

Has anyone checked out Ofervo 74 Whiskeria it looks like a new Terma? If so, please provide a report.

Rua da Quitanda, 74 - Centro - RJ (Monday-Friday).

For those with Instagram accounts search for 74whiskeriaoficial.

Or.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cwqe2SGAN8y/

(Reposted due to autocorrect changing the address from "da" to the).

Rosario 65 has closed and moved to Quitanda 74 as "O Fervo 74".

[Turgid]

...... Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply........

My guess is that you posted this from the netherworld.

[Sperto]

The women are not very friendly.

Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.

Does anyone else here who is by themself ever get lonely? I mean not speaking the language and all. I'm starting to feel like I need some meaningful human interaction.

Maybe you'll feel less lonely if you change your attitude towards the locals?

[Questner]

In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.

Don't get or spread any diseases.

Don't let the hoars know your real name.

If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.

Indeed, don't get confused. The source: https://www.sefaria.org/Kiddushin?tab=contents.

Better watch Cangaço Novo https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27208330/.

[Bearsi]

Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.

Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.

Seems you got too cocky and forgot where you were.

I had almost a similar incident where three guys were trying to corner me.

I was walking at night maybe 11 pm down copa beach streets and one guy was coming towards me and two other guys were coming from behind.

I always swivel my head when walking to let people know I'm watching.

I walked across the street onto the beach and they still followed.

I went back and crossed the street casually and they still were on my tail.

One of them started to say something and try to close in on me and that's when I just booked it and ran towards a hotel.

The hotel guard saw me and asked if I was a guest and I said no but some guys were tailing me and he told me he would wait outside and look out for me while I called an uber.

I only had my phone and maybe 300 BRL and I was only a few blocks from my airbnb but definitely will be taking an uber to my place after 10 pm when all the shops and vendors close.

When it gets deserted that's when they target solo guys.

[Spidy]

Hopefully I don't offend anyone here with this statement but I'm going to call it like I see it.

Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.

Tell us how U really feel about Brazilians...kkkk!

I'll say this much, when it comes to simple minded people, I've met my fair share (and then some) and Brazilians aren't on my short list.

[Vagabundo1]

In my capacity as a Jew to be on 17 November 2023, which is fast tracked due to my foreskin being in demand by the Jewish ladies in the tribe for the anal, not to mention my reading of A horse walks into a bar, a fine raunchy novel, which I have memorized and can deliver at any comedy club, the main thing a rabbi is worried about is.

Don't get or spread any diseases.

Don't let the hoars know your real name.

If they do, tell them you are rabbi mister catra from complexo do Israel, not to be confused with a real congregation of Israel.

Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).

I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.

United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.

Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.

[BallsDeep1980]

Using this as a hook to get my thing in and amplify VM info. I wish I had known about VM info 7 years ago when it probably was still better and I was roaming the streets.

Anyway, I know you guys who aren't regulars are always apprehensive of crime. I have lived in favelas and generally feel safe inside. I am much more worried in better neighborhoods when it gets dark and a bit deserted. And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex. I was chatting with me ex-GF back-to-being-ho trying to figure out if I would go and see her. Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money. Everything. They could have just shot me and made off with everything. Instead they insisted only one the phone, the last thing I could have given up. Stupid as fuck! They could have asked nicely for money and they would have gotten more than from the black market sale of my phone. They are really dumb people. But I shouldn't be too harsh with my rants, after all they didn't fire at me only knocked with these guns over my head a dozen times or so. I yelled and that startled them and they ended up running off. Then the bus came and I entered along with the other passenger who watched the whole scene without saying one word of support. Surreal.

Hopefully I don't offend anyone here with this statement but I'm going to call it like I see it.

Brazilians have got to be some of the dumbest most oblivious, simplest humans on planet Earth. They are so stupid in almost all aspects of life its utterly painful.

[Mr Enternational]

Centro is dangerous. Last time I was at 116, the girl was shocked I went by myself at 7 pm in the streets near 116 in Centro. She advised me to never do it again.

If going around Centro, best to use Uber. Don't test Centro's streets too liberally.

Riocentro is not downtown Rio (Centro do Rio de Janeiro). Riocentro is a place out west in Barra de Tijuca.

[Aristhotle]

And now, after 13 years being in and out of Brazil, I finally got to have guns pointed at me and knocked over my head. Where? In the BRT Rio Centro, in this Olympic complex.

Centro is dangerous. Last time I was at 116, the girl was shocked I went by myself at 7 pm in the streets near 116 in Centro. She advised me to never do it again.

If going around Centro, best to use Uber. Don't test Centro's streets too liberally.

[Mr Enternational]

Standing alone in the BRT station, only one other passenger there. Suddenly black scumbag demanded I hand over my phone. Pistol pointed at me. I did not comply. I thought I would die that day. But I didn't and lost none of my stuff. I had everything on me that was important to me. Backpack, computer. Money, all papers, passport, ID and credit cards and money.

Why were you out with all of that stuff unless you were moving? I damn sure would not have been at a BRT station chilling on the phone with it. If there was ever a time to take Uber then it seems that was it.

They are really dumb people.

Says the man out dilly-dallying with all his valuable shit with him.

[Vagabundo1]

Bill Clinton balanced the budget and would have been happier as most men would if he had gone to Brazil more often.

Anyway, in terms of what is important on this board, a certain cute little blond named Maya apparently is coming and cumming back to her prive at centro this week! Oh Maya.

Yes, pay the dowry and get married for 20-60 minutes in a trial marriage that automatically terminates every day unless renewed. This means that men can avoid a long term captive contract, similar to flexible labor contracts. This was apparently invented in Arabic countries called the Nikah mut'ah, seen as Halal dating. I am not religious at all and think it is made up nonsense as a cover for general social control, war, looting, slavery and taxation with the con-job of the afterlife. But I am happy to cherry pick the convenient bits (as is the case of most religious followers).

I was not even aware of the name of this until today, having vaguely heard of it. Wikipedia says that other religions regulate such arrangements, such as the Talmudic be Kiddushin 40a that no doubt is dissected million ways by practitioners of that bunch or words. I have not been to Israel, but like the idea of a temporary wailing wall or pleasure in this ancient holy city with some foxy, raven haired olive skinned beauty, and maybe leave a note in the famous wall praying for such pleasures to be given to other esteemed mongers, wherever they may be. I suspect this has already been done by others and that God has clearly answered that prayer with Rio, with the refinement of anal sex to save girls virginity for marriage (temporary or otherwise). Christ the Redeemer is another sign of divine sanction.

United States President Bill Clinton, a lawyer, famously opined on national TV that exploding into the mouth of a presidential aide is not sexual relations. His decree and scholarship on definitions is the classic example of what congressmen and lawyers truly represent at their core, and mongers here may selectively apply that as official US policy in their honorary consular work around the word, spread-eagled, so as to speak.

Another glorious day with fun, happy hot young women running around spreading joy.