Rio de Janeiro Reports

[PatmarBeleza1]

In rebel held Tatooine, Rio de Janeiro, evil Jedi Eric Cartman sporting the devilish looks of Eminem has just banged a Solarium morena; and good Jedi Patmarbeleza, who is the living embodiment of Justin Timberlake, what goes around comes around, has just banged the best looking Curitiba morena of his 350 working girl career in 8 years of Brazil mongering, with his blue light saber, enhanced by a cocktail of generics bought for 8 r for 200 MG in centro. The Jedi, while strong in the glowing pink force of the vibe, and scintillating with the all metal and jewel dazzling light of a butt plug up a Morena's cuzinha drawing them into the force that surrounds us, pervades us, penetrates, us, and yesterday I did an all anal two hours with a new Morena, 22, bunda perfeita, it was 500 r for 2 hours, the best money I have ever spent; while the Evil cartman is yet juggling solarium and 502 wenches.

In the First Order held Sampa, Jabba Bom Gosto sits with a metal bikini clad Kamila on a leash, taunting his monger visitors with a flick of his jowly wrist; the very thought, less the image of CIM, with the still in braces porno queen causing grown men, veterans of the Islam wars, to wretch the contents of their bowels, while he laughs, hideously.

The Government sinks further into head in the sand ignorance, joy for the rebels, trading their duckets at 4.04 to 1, a new year has begun.

[Sperto]

I asked the girl to have the brunette come out again, which she did, and asked the she-male if it were true, which she admitted. I was still amazed at how womanly she looked (although when I checked under her bra she had no tits) but told her that although it broke my heart, I had to decline sessioning with her as I didn't do she-males. If any of you do want to session with a damn good-looking she-male, go here.

You should read the forum rules: "No Discussion about Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males: Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males. This website is about sex between men who were always men and women who were always women. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately. "

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Went last week and sessioned with Michalea, who answered the door and acted as receptionist. Was quoted 150 for an hour and 100 for half an hour, except for her, who was 200 and 150 real, respectively. Chose her, although while waiting for a room, I spied a brunette that I liked that hadn't been presented but since I had chosen Michalea, stuck with her, although I was given the option of changing. Session was good with DFK, nice BBBJ, fucking in a room with thin pad on the floor (no bed or mattress) but she cut the time short by about 15 minutes.

Went back today and the brunettte was presented. I asked about her services and she said she did anal for 150 real. I said that was way too much so she said 100 real for a half hour. I said that was still too much and lets just do a regular hour session for 150 real. She left and said that the girl who was acting as receptionist would be right out to talk to me. The girl came out and said the brunette was a trans-sexual. Shocked, I said I couldn't believe it, and asked how could a trans-sexual be working in a prive with real girls, but was told the she-male had her regular customers.

I asked the girl to have the brunette come out again, which she did, and asked the she-male if it were true, which she admitted. I was still amazed at how womanly she looked (although when I checked under her bra she had no tits) but told her that although it broke my heart, I had to decline sessioning with her as I didn't do she-males. If any of you do want to session with a damn good-looking she-male, go here.

[Sperto]

Massage center next to the posto 7 I went last time they closed it was in 2014 I went there, the cost was 160 reais for 90 minutes.

It sounds very unlikely with a privê in Arpoador (Posto 7).

[FuckAfMedDig]

If you don't care about attractiveness and dirt, VM is good for you, it is the prostitution spot for low class Brazilians. Most girls are hideous, ugly and dirty, some are average looking but you have to look around to find. Sex is cheap and very fast, the price is 70 reais even less, it depends on the brothel, normally the session lasts 30 minutes but often less than 30 minutes because the ladies want to stop very fast to try to find a new client to make more money for their day. Always ask what is included in the service. VM is more for quick sex All depends on what you want (quick or passionate sex) don't forget these girls have sex with many guys in the same day, don't expect something incredible. VM is not dangerous you have to visit once in your life just because it is a famous red light, just for visit is OK. Any dark alley in Brazil is dangerous, when you are alone in an alley you have to be careful, if you go to VM in the night just take a taxi to get back home after your visit. You can also check the vm picture and videos just to have an idea.

There are many privates, most private have ugly or average looking women, there are some privates with good looking women but they are a bit more expensive. Privates charge 60,70,80 120 it depends, always ask before what is included. Ask when the clock starts. The privates with good looking women are a bit more expensive. I don't go to privates I am not interested, most privates I visited the girls are not good looking when you say thank you I will come later they become chata (annoying) and they sulk (they know you won't come back) I know a private in barato ribeiro the girls are good looking they charge from 140 to 200 reais for one hour, most their clients are middle class Brazilians, there are seven working women, you have to go there in the day after 8 o clock it is closed. I forgot the number, I have to ask my friend if you like I can give you. Massage center next to the posto 7 I went last time they closed it was in 2014 I went there, the cost was 160 reais for 90 minutes.

Clubs are good but you have to know how to manage, never pick the first woman that comes to you, never pick a woman early, some women are aggressive, that means if you don't like don't pick her many gringos don't dare to say no or they are scared to hurt the woman. Just go to the clubs late in the night, the better looking women come late, just stay late you will see how desperate the women are to pick a client. If you like a girl just come to her directly, don't act like a jerk, don't treat her like a be. Ch, just be nice, just show some respect, just show her you are interested in her, truth: never say to the ladies you just stay 10 days, you can expect bad service, just say you stay 1 year, you can expect good service because they will think you will be a potential client and maybe their naive boyfriend. Never say how much you have, if a woman ask you too much, don't say I'm not interested it is too expensive, just say you are interested but unfortunately you don't have that much with you and she is the most attractive you really want her bla bla bla bla you will see the price will drop just take a minimum with you, never take your bank cards with you, just the cash you need. Make the girls believe you are a naive loser. I mean just play the game well, some girls can f. K with you for free second time another day if they found you nice etc all depends on many factors.

Clubs in the centro are better, you have to Google and visit as many as possible, FuckafmedDig told you some good clubs, you can also try this one (http://www.wiskeriamanhattan.com.br/) some ladies from Cancun terma, it is in the centro, you can also try some clubs in copacabana, many people had bad experience but I think it is because they don't know how to manage, I've never had any bad experience, you can go to Mabs very late around 1 am there are some good looking girls from Barbarella that come to check if there are some clients, they did not get client in the Barbarella. In Brazil it is not difficult to get a lady for sex.

Just let me know when you are in Brazil.

Good post and last point a good one.

Price and quality doesn't necessarily coincide.

A black girl I banged in Cancun showed up in 119 next day! Thats a shit hole but if they don't get paid in one place they go elsewhere.

Another I banged in Florida works at T31 before that from 6 pm onwards and then goes to Florida.

[Member #4405]

Hi Francis,

Thank you so much for great advice. Which clubs and massages you suggest.

I will stay just from 1. To 11 March.

Just go to privates? What is that?

"If you are interested in quick and cheap sex, just go to the privates".

And I must not say the truth. Which truth?

Thank you so much.

If you don't care about attractiveness and dirt, VM is good for you, it is the prostitution spot for low class Brazilians. Most girls are hideous, ugly and dirty, some are average looking but you have to look around to find. Sex is cheap and very fast, the price is 70 reais even less, it depends on the brothel, normally the session lasts 30 minutes but often less than 30 minutes because the ladies want to stop very fast to try to find a new client to make more money for their day. Always ask what is included in the service. VM is more for quick sex All depends on what you want (quick or passionate sex) don't forget these girls have sex with many guys in the same day, don't expect something incredible. VM is not dangerous you have to visit once in your life just because it is a famous red light, just for visit is OK. Any dark alley in Brazil is dangerous, when you are alone in an alley you have to be careful, if you go to VM in the night just take a taxi to get back home after your visit. You can also check the vm picture and videos just to have an idea.

There are many privates, most private have ugly or average looking women, there are some privates with good looking women but they are a bit more expensive. Privates charge 60,70,80 120 it depends, always ask before what is included. Ask when the clock starts. The privates with good looking women are a bit more expensive. I don't go to privates I am not interested, most privates I visited the girls are not good looking when you say thank you I will come later they become chata (annoying) and they sulk (they know you won't come back) I know a private in barato ribeiro the girls are good looking they charge from 140 to 200 reais for one hour, most their clients are middle class Brazilians, there are seven working women, you have to go there in the day after 8 o clock it is closed. I forgot the number, I have to ask my friend if you like I can give you. Massage center next to the posto 7 I went last time they closed it was in 2014 I went there, the cost was 160 reais for 90 minutes.

Clubs are good but you have to know how to manage, never pick the first woman that comes to you, never pick a woman early, some women are aggressive, that means if you don't like don't pick her many gringos don't dare to say no or they are scared to hurt the woman. Just go to the clubs late in the night, the better looking women come late, just stay late you will see how desperate the women are to pick a client. If you like a girl just come to her directly, don't act like a jerk, don't treat her like a be. Ch, just be nice, just show some respect, just show her you are interested in her, truth: never say to the ladies you just stay 10 days, you can expect bad service, just say you stay 1 year, you can expect good service because they will think you will be a potential client and maybe their naive boyfriend. Never say how much you have, if a woman ask you too much, don't say I'm not interested it is too expensive, just say you are interested but unfortunately you don't have that much with you and she is the most attractive you really want her bla bla bla bla you will see the price will drop just take a minimum with you, never take your bank cards with you, just the cash you need. Make the girls believe you are a naive loser. I mean just play the game well, some girls can f. K with you for free second time another day if they found you nice etc all depends on many factors.

Clubs in the centro are better, you have to Google and visit as many as possible, FuckafmedDig told you some good clubs, you can also try this one (http://www.wiskeriamanhattan.com.br/) some ladies from Cancun terma, it is in the centro, you can also try some clubs in copacabana, many people had bad experience but I think it is because they don't know how to manage, I've never had any bad experience, you can go to Mabs very late around 1 am there are some good looking girls from Barbarella that come to check if there are some clients, they did not get client in the Barbarella. In Brazil it is not difficult to get a lady for sex.

Just let me know when you are in Brazil.

[Sperto]

Massagem Tijuca is the one out towards Maracana, that's like a 15 min walk from Sans Pena, right?

I thought Sperto had suggested that Anne's was still open but maybe I read his comment wrong.

Annes Massagem was open in Dezember. Now I don't know.
If you don't like the girls at Annes it's a 10 min walk from Saens Pena to Massagem Tijuca.

[FuckAfMedDig]

RTFF.

If you want real cheap go to Villa Mimosa 70 reals (less than $20) for 30 mn (but as per Einstein, they fly near the speed of light so their clocks run twice faster, the customers are poor, so their way to make much money is to have many customers, not to take much money out of a few customers).

Or go to privs 90 to 130 reals ($25 to $35) for 40 mn. Their clocks are normal, but they might include preparation / waiting time. IMHO it is best value for money+effort. The only down side is that the girls are presented to you one by one, and you have to make your choice right away.

The list of privs is in the Bubba report, it is a bit old but a good proportion of them are still in operation.

If you want a bit of a club vibe and you don't mind travelling-Black and White is in bonsuccesso and cheap-maybe 140 for an hour all w CBJ-CD probably bribe for BBBJ.

Florida bar is still cheapish 200 for an hour.

502 is like 200nd a bit for 1 hour with nice rooms-.

I personally prefer a bit of hangin out w music but I gues theres a time and a place for a straight in off the streets and bang bang!

I haven't tried a privee yet but its on the list.

At VM every girl can pretty much be bribed to BBBJ and bareback coming inside if you're brave! LOL.

[Chercheur]

Thank you Francis,

"If you are interested in quick and cheap sex, just go to the privates".

What is privates. Where to find it?

.

RTFF.

If you want real cheap go to Villa Mimosa 70 reals (less than $20) for 30 mn (but as per Einstein, they fly near the speed of light so their clocks run twice faster, the customers are poor, so their way to make much money is to have many customers, not to take much money out of a few customers).

Or go to privés 90 to 130 reals ($25 to $35) for 40 mn. Their clocks are normal, but they might include preparation / waiting time. IMHO it is best value for money+effort. The only down side is that the girls are presented to you one by one, and you have to make your choice right away.

The list of privés is in the Bubba report, it is a bit old but a good proportion of them are still in operation.

[BigBootyFan]

Thank you Francis,

"If you are interested in quick and cheap sex, just go to the privates".

What is privates. Where to find it?

And what you mean never say the truth? About what?

Yes I will bang more hoes so price is important, but I like 1 hour session. Not to quick. Or 30 minutes.

How long you are going to stay?

Speaking Portuguese is important because Brazilian garotas don't speak English if you speak Portuguese you can negotiate the price, ask information where to monger and have a better experience with the woman. There are only few English speaking Brazilians.

This kind of woman you can find everywhere in rio I don't know bahia but I think there are many women like the picture.

Often escort websites use fake pictures, my advise, never pay until you meet the woman because you will never know who will show up.

I don't like termas it is more expensive, if you want to pick a woman from the terma and take her to the hotel you have to pay very expensive, you can only F. K the girls in their termas, the woman quality is good but those same women can also work somewhere else for cheaper..

[Jimmy Boy 99]

How accurate would you say the websites pictures are Jimmy? Couldn't find a Yuri at Delirio or a Suzi at Eden listed. But the others one look pretty decent overall.

Thanks

I didn't look at the website pictures so I can't say how accurate they were. The girls were nothing really special, except for Yuri and a blonde. If you want a good lineup, go to 1007 Treze de Maio 33. Presented with at least 10 and would have done all of them. 170 real for the hour. Chose aAlicia, a pretty blonde with a big ass. Session started nicely with DFK, massage, fucking her ass cheeks, then DATY till her supposed orgasm. When I asked her to do BJ she said that BBBJ was 50 real extra. This killed the mood and my dick lost interest in the matter. I tried to recover but it wasn't happening, and she basically cut short the session at 45 minutes, saying that time was up, since it started when I chose her, despite the fact we had to wait for a room to be free. I asked her if all the girls charged for BBBJ and she said yes. I don't know if this is true, but if you go there confirm before committing to a session with a girl what her service includes and how long an hour is with her, and then make a decision as to whether to go with her, although as a matter of principle I wouldn't pay the 50 real extra for BBBJ given they are charging premium prive pricing.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Massagem Tijuca is the one out towards Maracana, that's like a 15 min walk from Sans Pena, right?

I thought Sperto had suggested that Anne's was still open but maybe I read his comment wrong.

Yes, but it is quicker to get there from San Cristovao metro station. I went to Anne's last Saturday but it looked like it was closed, although I din't ring the bell, if any was there.

[BigAzzLuvr]

Seems pointless to go to Copa these days because of the pricing in one and the service in the other. Will head back out to VM tonight.

No trip to Monte Carlo while in Copa?

Anyways when I touchdown next week I will need a tour guide for VM! Look forward to meeting up! Let us know how it is 2 night at VM.

[BigBootyFan]

Hi Francis,

Thank you so much for great advice. Which clubs and massages you suggest.

I will stay just from 1. To 11 March.

Just go to privates? What is that?

"If you are interested in quick and cheap sex, just go to the privates".

And I must not say the truth. Which truth?

Thank you so much.

How long you are going to stay?

Speaking Portuguese is important because Brazilian garotas don't speak English if you speak Portuguese you can negotiate the price, ask information where to monger and have a better experience with the woman. There are only few English speaking Brazilians.

This kind of woman you can find everywhere in rio I don't know bahia but I think there are many women like the picture.

Often escort websites use fake pictures, my advise, never pay until you meet the woman because you will never know who will show up.

I don't like termas it is more expensive, if you want to pick a woman from the terma and take her to the hotel you have to pay very expensive, you can only F. K the girls in their termas, the woman quality is good but those same women can also work somewhere else for cheaper..

[Eric Cartman]

Went today to Copa instead of Tijuca because there is basically only one prive left in Tijuca (Massagems Tijuca) and the girl that I liked has left, and the others are nothing special except for Sabrina, who I had last Saturday.

First went to Delirio Oriental at 66 Hilario de Gouveia. Presented with about 10 girls, half of them black, one blonde, and one Japanese (Yuri). When I asked them if the price was still 200 real an hour, the receptionist said no, the price was now 250 real since end of December, so I passed, especially since Yuri is available during the week in Centro at Rua Treze de Maio 33, room 1007, for 170 real (although that may be with CBJ).

I then went to Eden Spa at 583 NSC. I confirmed that it was still 200 real an hour before the presentation. 5 girls presented, nothing outstanding, but one, Suzi, intrigued me because of her ass, so asked to speak to her to see what services she provided. She said she kissed but when I asked about BBBJ, she said she only did CBJ, so I excused myself and left, since I wasn't going to pay 200 real for a program that didn't include BBBJ.

Seems pointless to go to Copa these days because of the pricing in one and the service in the other. Will head back out to VM tonight.

Massagem Tijuca is the one out towards Maracana, that's like a 15 min walk from Sans Pena, right?

I thought Sperto had suggested that Anne's was still open but maybe I read his comment wrong.