Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

I went to do some shopping at Feira de São Cristóvão this afternoon. When I left I took a quick 10 min walk down to Vila Mimosa. Sundays at VM are not the best days but usually there are a few gems around.

Today I did a very thorough search. I found a girl with a very beautiful face, but with an ugly ass. I found a blond girl with perfect huge natural boobies, but she had too large ass. I found a cute girl with a small round ass, but with small saggy tits. I found a mulatta with an exceptional ass, but with a horrible breath and painted eyebrows. I found a light skinned Paraense-girl that was supercute, but hairy like a monkey.

It's very rare that I can't find any gem at all at VM, but today was a bad VM-day. Probably just as well as I went to Rio Sul after VM. It wouldn't have been nice to walk around in the shopping center smelling of sex.

Current VM-price R$50-62.

[Mangera]

One one than more occasion I took my bag with me to a terma. I was flying out later and went to the terma around 4 or 5 pm. At the end of my fun, I tipped the locker room lady for watching my bag. That's it. No need to tip anyone else. No one else did anything worthy of a tip (expect my girl in the room. But she got a different tip).

As I mentioned earlier, only the lady in the locker room. I laugh as I walk by the door man by the exit who checks your receipt in order to know you are good to go. He expects a tip, and that clown doesn't even open the door for you. They know they have nothing to lose by asking a tourist.

[Exec Talent]

Hi,

I'm new here. Never been to Brazil, but had a question. I heard that you shouldn't go with any girls on the streets and just go with the ones in the clubs or hotels because they are for sure of legal age. And I heard that if you do go with street walkers, it's at your own risk. Some will trick you and then take you to a room where their pimps are and threaten to take you to jail if you don't pay up. Apparently, the girl then says she's XX and that's why you'd be charged. Is this true? How will I know it's all legal? I mean how many are of legal age and don't all of them have a fake ID? Is it common to see girls that aren't legal there? Sorry never been and I wanted to make sure I'm safe since sex should be legal there.

Thanks

Happy to help a Newbie.

I only have seen a minor on the street one time and I did what most members here would do, I grabbed the nearest policeman, took him up to her and stood there until he took her off the street. If I had seen anyone trying to procure her services, I would have reported them too and maybe gave them a good kick in the balls. The last thing a gringo wants is to land himself in prison and be labeled a predator.

[PatmarBeleza1]

New to the team see attached.

PM me if interested in banging her and others.

[Sperto]

Hi,

I'm new here. Never been to Brazil, but had a question. I heard that you shouldn't go with any girls on the streets and just go with the ones in the clubs or hotels because they are for sure of legal age. And I heard that if you do go with street walkers, it's at your own risk. Some will trick you and then take you to a room where their pimps are and threaten to take you to jail if you don't pay up. Apparently, the girl then says she's XXXXXXXXXX and that's why you'd be charged. Is this true? How will I know it's all legal? I mean how many are of legal age and don't all of them have a fake ID? Is it common to see girls that aren't legal there? Sorry never been and I wanted to make sure I'm safe since sex should be legal there.

Thanks

If somebody else also gets PMs from this guy, avoid responding to them. He's only seeking information about illegal sex.

[Ee2002]

Just got back from a trip from rio. We stayed in copacabana. IT was super nice and fun. The coffee shop Mabs had lots of talent for take home around 100 usd give or take. There is a strip bar right around corner that was about 120 but everything happened there. We went to Centarus. It sucked. High pressure and hardened pros. We had a KILLER time at Monte carlo which is walking distance from MABS. It was about 120 out the door and way more chill atmosphere. Plus after you spend 1000 Reals you get an entrance fee for free which is about 30 usd worth. Manager and owner was very nice and helpful. If you leave monte carlo and make a left then a left at the first street right before the patio restaurant there is a small door that leads upstairs for a cheap bar with talent. Only one or two I would of hooked up with but we passed. The area is rich in talent but some appear to be pros. The streets at night are sketchy but if you are with a few people you are good. I would not walk alone or wear anything flashy. We went to Vila Mimosa. SUPER SUPER SUPER CHEAP and VERY VERY VERY VERY sketchy. Don't go alone and go during the day. Like 20 usd you are good there. Some diamonds in the rough. But very very very scary hahah.

Sounds like a good time, I was there the same time. The place around the corner from MC is Sigueiro Campos 22, although it's actually on that side street right behind the restaurant on Sigueiro Campos. Went up there once and there was one nice looking girl, but the bad smell and the Copa price for a programa, kept me away, might as well go to Centro for cheaper.

[Ee2002]

What do you find sketchy and scary about VM? I go alone all the time and at night. I get off the bus and walk the couple of blocks there then when I finish about midnight or 1 am, I walk back to the bus stop. 13 years of that and I have never had a problem. I have never been there during the day. Sure the place is run down but I don't find that to be scary. I just see people having a good time.

I'm like you Mr Enternational, doesn't concern me one bit. And I go there the same times as you and walk to and from the bus stop. I will say for someone new or just not used to that kind of area, I can see where they might be concerned, but like you said and I always tell others, once there, there is not much to concern yourself with because everyone is doing their thing and having a good time. If you are not a woman, nobody is paying attention to you. Now doesn't mean your totally safe or nothing can happen, always be on your guard and watch your surroundings regardless of where you are at in Rio. The biggest incident I'm aware of there involving a gringo was when the guy, who also lived in Rio at the time, got almost beaten to death there, but there was a lot more to that than just trying to rob a gringo.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Did a 2nd-level Termas review recently in centro, with PatmarBeleza.

T65.

Had seen a recent post talking about reasonable talent. Not so in my book. Lots of mid-range chubbies and older, been-whoring-for-4+-years types. It's such a shame because this place used to rock.

Entrada BRL 90, water BRL 8. As noted below they have a Christmas-time promo that they waive the entrada if you take a girl. Prices as discussed below.

I really used to love this place -- plus the set-up is still nice, OK showers, great steam room, and I love the boate. It's like a nice version of MC's boate.

They just aren't getting good talent. Or they were all occupied in the 1 HR+ I stayed there.

Cancun.

BRL 70 entrada that seemed to include at least 1 water as consumption. Was literally wall-to-wall with guys. Maybe 5 guys for every girl. Might be a mid-week pre-Christmas thing in Centro.

Not a great selection either. Ran into some more 4+ years GDPs. Nothing like the slimmer, younger crowd I used to find here.

502.

At least 3-4 very fuckable slimmer, younger things. Ironically the least crowded of any of the places. Facilities still somewhat run down.

They raised the suite 60 min price to BRL 250, not sure how long ago, and I think the entrada is at least BRL 25 and comes with drinks.

Still have the same annoying receptionist who always ask for BRL 10 in tips. WTF. Everyone has their fucking hand out this time of year. I paid out more than BRL 2500 to my maid and porteiros alone.

I told her I was dry -- that everyone wants to suck the gringo's blood at Christmas -- and she still seemed pissed. LOL.

Places not hit:

4 x4, MV30.

Frankly my sense is that the privees still have the best talent for young, slimmer, fresher chicks. Wish I had time to hit 'them.

P.S. There is a truly awesome video clip circulating in Brazil now -- go to youtube and look for "fabiola marido" -- some guy's best friend was caught in the act leaving a sex motel with the guy's wife -- the guy caught him on film. Beats up the wife, breaks windows in the best friend's car.

Best of all I think the best friend's wife is the sister of the guy's wife. I heard all these dudes talking about it at T65.

-Cartman.

I Agree Cartman! T65 is shit. I met one girl from macapa in there and took her out that night in Lapa-this was 3 years back.

Too clinical -Cancun never really had that magic-met a couple.

4 x 4 to me is very hit and miss. Very factory-like-too many girls in a rush-I wouldn't even want a number for someone with that vibe.

Have had 2 great ones from there but that's not enough considering amount of visits.

502 can be decent-MV30 I like as well-lately fell off a bit though.

VM have found some good ones but have to do alot of searching and it usually is end of the night when the dudes have cleared out-like 3/4 am I find the best ones.

Whats happening to the termas? The good new ones might be going to privees. Forget MC / centaurus / Solarium / Barbarellas. Strictly mouse traps for gringos.

[FuckAfMedDig]

I hope you recognize the sarcasm and don't actually take his advice. It will not end well for you if you do.

And after you're done with Alemao take a taxi to Bangu and repeat the above! Then Jacare and Nova Iguacu and you're ready to go.

[Mr Enternational]

We went to Vila Mimosa. SUPER SUPER SUPER CHEAP and VERY VERY VERY VERY sketchy. Don't go alone and go during the day. Like 20 usd you are good there. Some diamonds in the rough. But very very very scary hahah.

What do you find sketchy and scary about VM? I go alone all the time and at night. I get off the bus and walk the couple of blocks there then when I finish about midnight or 1 am, I walk back to the bus stop. 13 years of that and I have never had a problem. I have never been there during the day. Sure the place is run down but I don't find that to be scary. I just see people having a good time.

[Lowkey1]

Just got back from a trip from rio. We stayed in copacabana. IT was super nice and fun. The coffee shop Mabs had lots of talent for take home around 100 usd give or take. There is a strip bar right around corner that was about 120 but everything happened there. We went to Centarus. It sucked. High pressure and hardened pros. We had a KILLER time at Monte carlo which is walking distance from MABS. It was about 120 out the door and way more chill atmosphere. Plus after you spend 1000 Reals you get an entrance fee for free which is about 30 usd worth. Manager and owner was very nice and helpful. If you leave monte carlo and make a left then a left at the first street right before the patio restaurant there is a small door that leads upstairs for a cheap bar with talent. Only one or two I would of hooked up with but we passed. The area is rich in talent but some appear to be pros. The streets at night are sketchy but if you are with a few people you are good. I would not walk alone or wear anything flashy. We went to Vila Mimosa. SUPER SUPER SUPER CHEAP and VERY VERY VERY VERY sketchy. Don't go alone and go during the day. Like 20 usd you are good there. Some diamonds in the rough. But very very very scary hahah.

[Ee2002]

Did a 2nd-level Termas review recently in centro, with PatmarBeleza.

T65.

Had seen a recent post talking about reasonable talent. Not so in my book. Lots of mid-range chubbies and older, been-whoring-for-4+-years types. It's such a shame because this place used to rock.

Entrada BRL 90, water BRL 8. As noted below they have a Christmas-time promo that they waive the entrada if you take a girl. Prices as discussed below.

I really used to love this place -- plus the set-up is still nice, OK showers, great steam room, and I love the boate. It's like a nice version of MC's boate.

They just aren't getting good talent. Or they were all occupied in the 1 HR+ I stayed there.

Cancun.

BRL 70 entrada that seemed to include at least 1 water as consumption. Was literally wall-to-wall with guys. Maybe 5 guys for every girl. Might be a mid-week pre-Christmas thing in Centro.

Not a great selection either. Ran into some more 4+ years GDPs. Nothing like the slimmer, younger crowd I used to find here.

502.

At least 3-4 very fuckable slimmer, younger things. Ironically the least crowded of any of the places. Facilities still somewhat run down.

They raised the suite 60 min price to BRL 250, not sure how long ago, and I think the entrada is at least BRL 25 and comes with drinks.

Still have the same annoying receptionist who always ask for BRL 10 in tips. WTF. Everyone has their fucking hand out this time of year. I paid out more than BRL 2500 to my maid and porteiros alone.

I told her I was dry -- that everyone wants to suck the gringo's blood at Christmas -- and she still seemed pissed. LOL.

Places not hit:

4 x4, MV30.

Frankly my sense is that the privees still have the best talent for young, slimmer, fresher chicks. Wish I had time to hit 'them.

P.S. There is a truly awesome video clip circulating in Brazil now -- go to youtube and look for "fabiola marido" -- some guy's best friend was caught in the act leaving a sex motel with the guy's wife -- the guy caught him on film. Beats up the wife, breaks windows in the best friend's car.

Best of all I think the best friend's wife is the sister of the guy's wife. I heard all these dudes talking about it at T65.

-Cartman.

Cartman, I felt the same way about 65. I tried to give it a chance after not going for about 10 years or so and was very disappointed. There were about 20 garotas and maybe 2 that were doable to me, but they had dudes hanging onto them the whole time I was there. I didn't want to criticize the talent in my last post, because I thought it was just me, but I see I'm not the only onewho felt that way. A buddy of mine keeps ranting and raving about the place and talked me into checking it out again.

Also I was very disappointed when I ordered my water since I don't drink and was given a plastic cup type container like the ones that yogurt comes in. I notice a lot of the termas are cutting down on the size of the water bottles, while the price continue to increase, but what they gave me at 65 was ridiculous.

Didn't make it to Cancun and haven't been there in years, it's one of those places that never did it for me, although the facilities were nice. I have been there a few times in the past since they first opened.

Checked out 507 last Friday and I noticed the talent was definitely lacking, but I got there too early (about 5 pm or so) because there wasn't a lot of girls and barely any guys as they do usually. For those who remember or liked the blondie Vanessa who worked Solarium for a long time back in the days and more recently 4 x4, she is now at 507 and still takes it in the see you, according to her sales pitch to me, which I declined. Not as hot looking as she was when I did her a couple of times in 2002 or 03.

4 x4 was the only place that I noticed that was going full swing with the Christmas tip requests. They were asking for tips at every turn. And would add it to the bill and have you sign for it. I guess management is making an exception for the holidays there. Like I said I gave in one day being in the holiday spirit, but almost never tip anyone there unless I felt they deserve it, which was rare. I remember the old black tia Silvia who I always used to tip at 4 x4, until she became sour at the end. She was always cool, but later became grouchy. I guess the work started getting to her, I don't know. Hope she is doing good. Anyone know what happened to her or how she's doing these days?

[PatmarBeleza1]

FWIW, I thought T65 sucked. I went in for 20 minutes to see the place. I found one girl who was fairly hot, and got her number. My usual interview now is where do you live? Do you have kids? I am going for the pernoite. I got one number quickly. I interviewed the other hot girl (out of 25 older and uglier and fatter girls), who had a kid. So I cut losses, and went on my date with a prive girl. 95 r for a shower and water, a waste, even at these exchange rates. Yes, it's true the better talent is at the prives. I have my dance card all filled up, and am turning away great girls for pernoite.

Did a 2nd-level Termas review recently in centro, with PatmarBeleza.

T65.

Had seen a recent post talking about reasonable talent. Not so in my book. Lots of mid-range chubbies and older, been-whoring-for-4+-years types. It's such a shame because this place used to rock.

Entrada BRL 90, water BRL 8. As noted below they have a Christmas-time promo that they waive the entrada if you take a girl. Prices as discussed below.

I really used to love this place -- plus the set-up is still nice, OK showers, great steam room, and I love the boate. It's like a nice version of MC's boate.

They just aren't getting good talent. Or they were all occupied in the 1 HR+ I stayed there..

[Mr Enternational]

P.S. There is a truly awesome video clip circulating in Brazil now -- go to youtube and look for "fabiola marido" -- some guy's best friend was caught in the act leaving a sex motel with the guy's wife -- the guy caught him on film. Beats up the wife, breaks windows in the best friend's car.

Best of all I think the best friend's wife is the sister of the guy's wife. I heard all these dudes talking about it at T65.

-Cartman.

Man you shouldn't have ever shown me that bullshit. It was so funny. I looked at it 100 times. The cameraman is the one who made it funny. Who was he? Rolling up saying Fabiola at the motel with Leo, Fabiola at the motel with Leo. What's going on Fabiola? What's going on Leo? Show your face Fabiola. Then he started saying Congratulations, Congratulations. And who was the girl in the window? She wasn't trying to get involved. Fabiola, what you doing here? (One guy's commentary said what you think she doing at a motel. It is for fucking.) Oh you are going to do your nails then go! On one of the videos they had her phone number. I am sure it is turned off by now. Belo Horizonte city code.

[The Cane]

Very round, hard and wellshaped duck-ass.

Now this made me laugh out loud LOL! You see, a "duck butt" is what I like too, only in Brazil I be going for them duck butt brancas LOLOLOL! Sir Mix-A-Lot can croon on all he wants to about "baby got back", but for me it's "baby got quack" LOLOLOL!