Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Junior]

Well fuck. OK, so one shot at a terma on Saturday night. Do I go to 4 x4 because everyone should do that once? Or stick to Zona Sul and visit Monte Carlo or Centaurus?

My Portuguese sucks, so I am not sure I can arrange for some offsite action, but I will try. I'm not even sure if my hotel will have an issue with guests. We'll see. Maybe I'll have some luck at Mabs. I'm fine with trash. Maybe Vila Mimosa is the way to go, jaja. I've been to Tijuana and Boys Town. It can't be much worse.

Monday I'll probably try Dudas or Bel Prazer.

Don't want to rain on your parade, but 4*4 is closed both Saturday and Sunday.

Monte Carlo, Centaurus and Solarium are open on Saturdays.

If you decide to try a set something up with a terma girl find one that speaks english and have her help you.

[KC Questor]

Sunday all places are closed.

Well fuck. OK, so one shot at a terma on Saturday night. Do I go to 4 x4 because everyone should do that once? Or stick to Zona Sul and visit Monte Carlo or Centaurus?

My Portuguese sucks, so I am not sure I can arrange for some offsite action, but I will try. I'm not even sure if my hotel will have an issue with guests. We'll see. Maybe I'll have some luck at Mabs. I'm fine with trash. Maybe Vila Mimosa is the way to go, jaja. I've been to Tijuana and Boys Town. It can't be much worse.

Monday I'll probably try Dudas or Bel Prazer.

[Junior]

I'm in a bit of a bind. I'm in Rio for a week with work colleagues. I did all of my research and had some good times planned, but I didn't count on my colleagues wanting to spend every moment together. I haven't been able to shake them for most of the time in town; they've always been around so I haven't been able to visit any of the places that I researched. Finally last night they called it an early evening and I went out to Terma 502 and had a great time. The talent was rather mediocre compared to what I was expecting, but I was so horny that I didn't care. I finally chose Simone, who was a bit older and her boobs a bit saggy, but she was really passionate and a lot of fun. Completo for R250, total including cab from Lapa was R350. I was very happy when I went to bed.

They are leaving on Saturday. I am here until Monday night, so I finally (FINALLY!) have some time that I can explore. Here's my problem: I have learned from reading the boards that Sunday and Monday are really bad times to try to have fun.

Where would you all suggest that I go for.

1) Saturday night.

2) Sunday afternoon.

3) Sunday night.

4) Monday afternoon.

I am moving from Centro down to a hotel in Copa, so I am close to the Zona Sul places. I had planned on going to L'Uomo, as the reports that I have read (Bubba's, and others) said that it was open on Sundays and catered to gringos. But I just read here that it was closed? What is there for me to do on Sunday and Monday? I liked the vibe in 502, and would love to try a massagem. I don't want to waste a week in Rio!!

Luomo was closed years ago.

Monday the centro termas will open around 2-3 in the afternoon.

Sunday all places are closed. You will have to choose between escorts, picking up trash a Mabs or try to arrange to see a terma girl on Sunday.

If I were in your place I would go to a terma on Saturday and find a nice girl who could stay with you till Monday morning. Be nice to the ladies and offer a good price.

[KC Questor]

I'm in a bit of a bind. I'm in Rio for a week with work colleagues. I did all of my research and had some good times planned, but I didn't count on my colleagues wanting to spend every moment together. I haven't been able to shake them for most of the time in town; they've always been around so I haven't been able to visit any of the places that I researched. Finally last night they called it an early evening and I went out to Terma 502 and had a great time. The talent was rather mediocre compared to what I was expecting, but I was so horny that I didn't care. I finally chose Simone, who was a bit older and her boobs a bit saggy, but she was really passionate and a lot of fun. Completo for R250, total including cab from Lapa was R350. I was very happy when I went to bed.

They are leaving on Saturday. I am here until Monday night, so I finally (FINALLY!) have some time that I can explore. Here's my problem: I have learned from reading the boards that Sunday and Monday are really bad times to try to have fun.

Where would you all suggest that I go for.

1) Saturday night.

2) Sunday afternoon.

3) Sunday night.

4) Monday afternoon.

I am moving from Centro down to a hotel in Copa, so I am close to the Zona Sul places. I had planned on going to L'Uomo, as the reports that I have read (Bubba's, and others) said that it was open on Sundays and catered to gringos. But I just read here that it was closed? What is there for me to do on Sunday and Monday? I liked the vibe in 502, and would love to try a massagem. I don't want to waste a week in Rio!!

[SunkistDay]

The day I decided I was due a vacation I purchased myself a membership here for two main reasons. Firstly it's been a long while since I was last in RIO so I knew the forum was a good place to start and familiarize myself with the lay of the land. After all. Before my privileged American ass touches down on some god forsaken foreign soil I need to know if the natives are restless. Are the shit slingers still out and about now that Help is gone? Is there a Help alternative? How about the fucking cabbies what's their latest scam? Will some punk try and sell me p*ss weed even a fucking Mexican wouldn't smoke? Just so I could get shaken down by his scummy Policia buddy a block away. Do muggers still warn you that they are about to try and rob you by saying "fogo?" Yes it's happened to me, the last time I was in RIO but I was prepared thanks to friends I met here on this forum, and it turns out the proper response is. Fuck you! Mother fucker! But that was a long time ago. And now I am green again.

I'll be honest I've traveled more than some and less than others and I feel for the foreign savages who do not take it well when a pale face prick with an iPod and half zip pants shows up to the corrupt shithole they call a country to exploit their women. They see us with fistfuls of their worthless cash experiencing what they can only dream about and I can understand why they might be a tad bitter. It's important to me to feel for the less fortunate. Because I'm a good person.

Sure I ask for advice from some and yes I contribute little (nothing) on this board but that is because like Lowkey1 I don't get off on rehashing personal sexual experiences. That and I haven't even arrived yet. If you want I can tell you about the fat chick in wearing spandex in front of me at the deli today that made a scene because they were out of diet coke. Truth is the only things I ever notice about trip reports are the prices and locations; the details don't do it for me. Not that I have anything against it I have my own fetishes, but for me at least it's not kissing and telling. Turns out one can read every post and this is the takeaway (spoiler alert) - If you have anywhere between 60 and 800 real you will get laid. Cost depends solely on how picky or retarded you are. I come here to this forum simply to find fellow patriots so that I can laugh and drink with people who speak English and I'm even willing to forgive those of you that are foreign English speakers (. God bless your pathetic hearts).

So far I've learned a little bit about a few of you here. For example Vegabundo is wise he says it like it is and he knows the score I know that because what he says just add up and makes sense. Patmar seems like a guy on a mission very focused and I respect that as I have little focus (like a clinical learning disability amount of focus). Lowkey made me laugh so I know he would likely be a cool guy to hang with. This is what this forum does for me it helps me network with like-minded dudes. So I'm hopefully not sitting in a terma by myself like a sad sad nylon travel pant wearing deviant. I come here because I want to be having the time of my life on vacation (or at least a good time) with no pressure or worries because that's what America is for. I think there are lots of guys like me, we aren't trying to take advantage of anyone we are just looking forward to our upcoming vacations. We arrive at this site to establish a base before arriving in Fallujah. In any case if you want to hang with an insensitive offensive New Yorker prick. You know where to find me.

[Lowkey1]

Old par and Sperto.

Most of the communicating I do is through PM. If it's just the same old info that begins to be repetitive. I didn't find anything special in MDE in other than verifying the mansion was a hit and I clearly thanked the members pointing me there and I ALWAYS offer up info for anyone asking about the places I have been and have answered some. I'm sorry your research on me was not loaded with new info. I am a frequent flyer to Bangkok, Manila and Costa Rica and different parts of Mexico and always answer tiny details people ask of me in those areans. Worldtraveler has given me some amazing info via PM on Argentina and it goes to good use. And as always if anyone offers up info to get me going and they are in town or live there I always suggest and offer some beers. So if you want to point us in the right direction I'll be more than happy to offer up intel in the places I go or I can post a report if one is warranted with a good find.

So I take it I got a smart ass response of a street in the ghetto to look for a hotel. Smh. Please only respond if you have some info on a good central area maybe some good restaurants or night life that a group of guys would like to stay. If you have smart ass remarks just scroll by and choose someone else to yell at from your high horse.

[Blonde]

Hi,

Long time since I was in Rio, and wonder what kind of service you can get in Eden spa. Is it limited or full service included intercourse, blowjob etc.

[AltoBomGosto]

"SUPER close to the action", then I would recommend Hotel Canrio, Rua Cear 221. Just 2 minutes walk and you'll find 72 wh*re houes with something like 1600 women working. Other options could be found if one in your group bothered to study the forum.

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

[Sperto]

We have a group of guys coming in town for 4 days. We have been to MDE and stayed at the mansion and loved it. What hotel would you suggest that is clean, reasonable, has a pool, GOOD WIFI and has ladies or SUPER close to the action??

"Super close to the action", then I would recommend Hotel Canário, Rua Ceará 221. Just 2 minutes walk and you'll find 72 house with something like 1600 women working. Other options could be found if one in your group bothered to study the forum.

[Old Parr]

We have a group of guys coming in town for 4 days. We have been to MDE and stayed at the mansion and loved it. What hotel would you suggest that is clean, reasonable, has a pool, GOOD WIFI and has ladies or SUPER close to the action??

Why did you not make a trip report from your stay in Medellin? I tried looking back on your posting history but it only shows 8 posts, what is up with that?, and all the posts were asking questions, but you expect a contributing member to provide you information?

Reminds back in March or early April when Dave Carrera whose posting history consisted of seeking information for an endless number of bachelor parties throughout the world came on to the Brazil Forum seeking information, and when I called him out on never posting a trip report, he promised promised to report back of his experiences, but like most others it never happened, probably because he is a couch monger.

The purpose of the is not only take but give back. If you do so I am sure any or all questions you may have will be answered through the forum, or through the private messaging system.

[Lowkey1]

We have a group of guys coming in town for 4 days. We have been to MDE and stayed at the mansion and loved it. What hotel would you suggest that is clean, reasonable, has a pool, GOOD WIFI and has ladies or SUPER close to the action??

[NoBlueBalls]

I've noticed Eden Spa and Ju Panteras mentioned in the posts. Are these new termas or escort agencies? Any kind of good recon info on these places would be most appreciated.

Thanks

[FuckAfMedDig]

I agree-when I first came to Brazil 2 years ago and change-I dug Adriana at Monte Carlo-she for me was the hottest girl I had seen in Brazil-and still is one of the hottest.

I sessioned with her 3/4 times but then I did get her to take an unpiad vacation at Best Western Ipanema for 4 days on my second visit but that took some allmighty work! LOL.

And I paid anyway as I paid for food, drinks, saindo etc. You won't ever not pay like you said.

Add it up, weigh up the pros and cons and be happy.

The same Adrianna who did have a little crush on me came up to me in Centaurus when I was tour guide for some rich gringos and she started crying in the middle of the club as she knew it wouldn't work out.

-she now has a Jiu Jitsu instructor boyfriend who knows nothing of her past!-and that girl has a serious past! Kkkkk-look forward to Malaga / Mosaico.

Even a tough cookie can crumble a little bit.

Even more crazy is the little petite Latina at MC-aline-who is engaged to be married so you can't smack that ass as her husband-to-be will know but you can come inside her bareback for extra money! Eeeeem.

Poor husband! Kkk.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Yeah, its a joke, paying 800 for overnight.

Maybe I paid 700 for the best in my life pernoite a few years ago, but she was a 10.

Miriam is a 6.

Her friend, patty is a 5. Maybe, and that's just rating the sex, not counting the other BS with being late, and the rest.

It's a reflection of 'no good deed goes unpunished. ' I wrote her a positive review, she probably got a lot of biz from that, and outbid myself. Fortunately, lots of other girls in Rio.

I agree-when I first came to Brazil 2 years ago and change-I dug Adriana at Monte Carlo-she for me was the hottest girl I had seen in Brazil-and still is one of the hottest.

I sessioned with her 3/4 times but then I did get her to take an unpiad vacation at Best Western Ipanema for 4 days on my second visit but that took some allmighty work! LOL.

And I paid anyway as I paid for food, drinks, saindo etc. You won't ever not pay like you said.

Add it up, weigh up the pros and cons and be happy.

The same Adrianna who did have a little crush on me came up to me in Centaurus when I was tour guide for some rich gringos and she started crying in the middle of the club as she knew it wouldn't work out.

-she now has a Jiu Jitsu instructor boyfriend who knows nothing of her past!-and that girl has a serious past! Kkkkk-look forward to Malaga / Mosaico.

Even a tough cookie can crumble a little bit.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Yeah, its a joke, paying 800 for overnight.

Maybe I paid 700 for the best in my life pernoite a few years ago, but she was a 10.

Miriam is a 6.

Her friend, patty is a 5. Maybe, and that's just rating the sex, not counting the other BS with being late, and the rest.

It's a reflection of 'no good deed goes unpunished. ' I wrote her a positive review, she probably got a lot of biz from that, and outbid myself. Fortunately, lots of other girls in Rio.

800? Fcuk that! Lool you know what you're doing anyway Patmarb. I had a GDP try that with me from aracaju after she had spent 3 months at vive in madrid. Before she was at mc for a month-first time ever as a GDP and she came over for free one night-.

I did session with her twice at mc tbf.

I flew her down from aracaju next time I was back for 3 days-was great-paid for everything but not her.

Now its 700 a night cause she likes me? Gtf out of here! Kkkkk.

Yo Mosaico is a club with non-pros and pros right? No rooms on location-take out after setting price with them?

Would love to go. November-19-26.