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  1. #29809

    Fairmont hotel and Dolce Vita

    So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
    and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.
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  2. #29808
    Quote Originally Posted by NiteRiderCal  [View Original Post]
    https://www.monito.com/en/bank-curre...charles-schwab

    I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?
    Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.

    The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.

  3. #29807

    Brazilian SIM Chip

    Quote Originally Posted by Fellas  [View Original Post]
    I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.
    Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.

  4. #29806
    Anne Amari 300+ uber pernoite.

    So, she comes over at about 17 h yesterday, I have to go to shopping to the pharma to get some troca for the uber.

    I pay the uber, she comes up, we fuck for about 20-30 minutes to the scene of noemie bilas surrounded by 5 black cocks.

    Where is the thread for porn addiction, kkk? Aren't we all sex addicts?

    In the morning, I fuck her to 4 scenes of Anne Amari and Noemie Bilas getting banged. I last about 7 minutes. Well, 3. Maybe 2. Anyway, better than jerking off. I am listening to erotica by the Vampire author chick all night. It's time to catch, tag, and release.

    She gets up on command which pisses her off as she is a slob, doesn't clean up, and then demands uber, fortunately, I have 40 reais, and I give her the uber, she doesn't even eat any of the bacon and fries in the air fryer.

    Now, I am off to university as a student, man that is a great gig. Never to late to be a university student. I also get my medical care there. Maracana Federal University, student lounge, infiltrate it, and trade money for some nursing care in the sperm donor urology / psychology area. Since the Swiss Government will pay me for all psych services connected to my traumatic disability, I am seeking student psychs with great 19 year old bodies to give me psych services on the beach, along with sitting on my dick, sucking my dick, all together in a big party.

    Selah.

  5. #29805
    Quote Originally Posted by CCRider1008  [View Original Post]
    Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.

    I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?

    My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?

    I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.
    Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.

    This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent.

    But let's say you do speak a tiny little bit of Porto. Well, that might work for prives and escort girls, but it's super-hard to communicate in most environments like boates and termas. Just add this insanely loud music to your conversation and your Pimsleur or Duolingo Porto goes down the shitter real fast. Keep in mind that saying things in a foreign language is easier than hearing what you're told.

    And yet, we persevere against all odds! Look at us, heroes, LOL.

  6. #29804
    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]
    Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang!
    I try to tell people everywhere is the same shit as the shit of the place you are used to. You are just not fed up with the shit of the new place yet. My favorite word to tell a woman is ok. I am not trying to argue, explain anything, plead any cases. Whatever she wants to rant about I just say ok.

    The other day my girlfriend was saying you just talk when you feel like it. I said and when do I feel like it? She got mad and said oh it is like that. I said no, tell me. She is going to say you don't care so I won't bother you. Ok. Just leave it at that. Nothing for me to argue with or go back and forth about.
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  7. #29803

    Xlate is Fine

    Quote Originally Posted by CCRider1008  [View Original Post]
    Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.

    I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?

    My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?

    I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.
    I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.

    That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.

  8. #29802

    Google translate and stripper shit

    Quote Originally Posted by CCRider1008  [View Original Post]
    Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.

    I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?

    My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?

    I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.
    Can only state my experience. Numerous flames wars about languages and a single word senhor.

    I speak some street Dominican Spanish. So basic street PortoSpanglish is enough. Before trips, Duolingo works as a good refresher for me. My garotas have very little English but I prefer it when there are relaxed sexy conversations in Portuguese half-street Spanish.

    Plenty of guys use Google Translate in Termas and in Scandallo to get their Garotas. No problem there.

    In between sessions, I ask the two garotas about their top three Brazilian popular music to play during our sessions, trap, blues, which number poesia acustica is their favorite. Spotify plays the music with lyrics mode turned on. Now we can read the words together. Even though she knows the words.

    Love getting a deep BJ while Ana Carolina is playing Garganta. The trap music lyrics help me to hear and read the slang, or talk about Filipe Ret's upcoming live schedule. Yeah, Google Translate didn't always convey different slang meanings.

    In the end, it's still stripper shit conversations, between two or three, twenty-year-old garotas slobbering on my knob.

    Later one of the garotas, will tell me in Portuguese AND send long-ass wassap messages about how embarrassed she felt ignored cause I walked past her ass, ignored her in Termas Monte Carlo or in Scandallo and took her two friends. Or some jealousy about buying drinks cause the other Garota was younger and I didn't take her branca friends. Blah blah, No money worth her dignity. Shit, I learned Brazilian Portuguese to hear the same crap in a different language and in slang!

    I ruined their stupid makeup with leche. The Fofoca she heard the Scandallo cashier say I paid 800 reais for a session with that puteria. Dinheiro e putaria another spotify favorite haha I mean kkkk.

    Still occasionly use Google Translate to save a favorite phrase to remember a phrase these two garotas and I were doing a drunken toast in Solarium.

    "saude e ax que nunca nos falte sorte". Still Trying to get that memorized.

    Later all will be forgotten. She and the other garota will post on Instagram their photos singing the song they remembered our session the most. And we start again from beginning.

  9. #29801
    Quote Originally Posted by DandyMan51  [View Original Post]
    This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:

    1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.

    2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.

    Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.
    I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.

  10. #29800
    Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot your phone when you land and boom you are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.

    I read your SP posts on Scandello. I take it you're Americano? Do you speak Portuguese?

    My question for gringo tourist with limited Portuguese. How hard was it to communicate with the girls? Any tips for someone not fluent in Portuguese? What % of them understood even rudimentary English?

    I could see the google translator maybe being slow and vibe killing after a while.

  11. #29799
    Thanks for the good reports.

    I do get better exchange rates on bradesco ATM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]
    I'm in Botafogo, and visited 4 x4, Solarium, New York / Cancun, and Termas Monte Carlo (MC) the manager there is a cool guy. Met three garotas from Scandallo in Monte Carlo and two more in Solarium. All sessions were duplo combinations with wild Brazilian-style porno. It was a blast going to Termas and seeing a bunch of Scandallo girls working there. We sessioned before so they all know the program will be an all-out, aggressive sex style.

    Interesting to have sessions with the Scandalo garotas for much less price of my Scandalo negotiations. At MC I let my favorite bi-lesbian garota pick out her partner. She selects the most delicious cute girls she wants to go down on and eat her out..

  12. #29798

    Google Fi

    Quote Originally Posted by DandyMan51  [View Original Post]
    This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:

    1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.

    2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.

    Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.
    Better yet get Google Fi. $70/ mo. Unlimited data in 220 countries. Just reboot ur phone when u land and boom u are golden. Total lifesaver if you travel and need to hook up with the garotas.

  13. #29797

    Sim cards in Brazil

    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]

    I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.
    This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:

    1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.

    2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.

    Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.

  14. #29796
    Quote Originally Posted by Tochka  [View Original Post]
    ...and pao na chapa ordered in room service ...
    Haha, you have to watch out how it is made. Many place will press it so the bread loses some fluffiness and that is not good in my opinion. Sao Paulo is the only place to deliver it consistently.

  15. #29795

    Centro, Termas, Panda

    Woke up in Panda love motel early morning with two room keys wrapped around my arm. Got partying so hard with two blonde Brancas and half Japanese garota from the termas. I left some clothes, the Airbnb room key, and a jacket in a terma locker.

    Crap don't remember which Terma locker had my fking keys to the Airbnb apartment and jacket. So did an afternoon re-tour of 4 x4, Cancun / New York, Whiskeria, Solarium, and Monte Carlo to find my stuff, and return their suites room and locker keys.

    For the first few days in Rio booked an Airbnb in Centro within a 5-8 minute walk to Rio Branco 156,185, and an 8-minute walk to Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Darkroom.

    Explored many Centro massage places in gpguia thanks Vagaboundo for the reports on Centro Prives, and Massagems. Nice to have 5 to 8 prives in a single office building. Darkroom had the biggest lineup of 19-year-old to twenty-year-old perolas during visits. Couldn't remember the name of the young negra garota you anally fucked when her eyes popped out the first time for rough anal session. The lineup at Darkroom reminded me of the fresh lineup at Classics, Alexis hotels in Jakarta, or Rajah in Bangkok.

    I rehydrated at Starbucks Cinelandia or The Coffee spot near metro Estao Carioca.

    Not to start another never-ending ATM banking convo. What worked for me. YMMV.

    Rant On: I hate searching to find a Bradesco ATM during banking business hours to consistently withdraw funds from an ATM.

    Banco24 ATM worked for my card every single time. It was more convenient to use those machines instead of racing to the stupid Bradesco before doors close at 3 pm on Friday.

    I could leave building 156, run my ass down to the Banco24 ATM in the metro or use the one in Bossa Nova Mall / Uber lounge on arrival at SDU airport. I joined the long line for the ATM, withdrew dinheiro 1 mil reais three times, back to security, up two elevators building 156, and 185 in the early evening or on weekends, for another Duplo session. And buy cheap whiskey in the Metro, to share with the garotas.

    The flexibility, the machine accepted my card consistently, dispensed dinhero, the ATM worked as expected: Rant off.

    I purchased TIM and Vivo SIM chip cards from the street vendor in front of Teatro Riachuelo Rio. Could not get the e-SIM process to work on the iPhone. Next time I will figure it out.

    Went to Termas Cancun New York. Reconnected with two pretty black garotas. We sessioned before in Whiskeria 65 last year. Thanks to Duolingo I can hold a PortoSpanglish conversation with the garotas in Termas. We left the Termas together at closing time. The Garotas used Indriver to call a car for the trip to Panda. Paid the inexpensive fare. We agreed on 300 each for two and half hour duplo session plus drinks, batatas fritas, and pao na chapa ordered in room service Nounce foodie recommendations.

    The fancy blue tooth Spotify connect worked well. Got an awesome playlist curated by Garotas during many Duplo sessions.

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