Rio de Janeiro Reports

[CCRider1008]

I am Americano but speak pretty good girl enthusiast level Portuguese. I took about 60 hours online just because I love Brasileiras so much. And it truly enhances things. And my colleagues are so impressed. If only they knew why. LOL.

That said you will be fine with google translate. My buddy Mark doesn't speak a lick and managed to get along just fine. Some girls speak some esp at Scandallo. But many don't. Just make sure to download the language to your phone in case internet is spotty.

Thanks. Good advice from you and everyone who responded. Doing the Rosetta Stone learning now. 5 months until trip. "Eu quero fazar coito. Sem camisinha. " We'll see how far I get with that one.

[Vagabundo1]

As I have written a lot here, you just go to Central train station, and there are many people selling TIM, CLARO, VIVO chips, registered (cadastra), meaning you don't need a CPF, you just need as little as 10 reais.

OK, so then all you Zohan's out there can get on the phone with someone in say, Israel, or Colombia, or Russia and register a zap for them remotely, and they can for you. If you don't understand that, well, we have a saying in the Swiss Navy, life is hard, but it is harder if you're stupid.

So.

Then.

You are sitting in Colombia or Tel Aviv or Moscow, and you start messaging the girls in Rio with a DDD 21 whatsapp, and you get local rates.

I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.

[DonMoscow]

Anyone knows hotels in Sao Paulo where you can meet working girls like Fairmont in Rio?

[Xpartan]

Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.

I remember researching Resolute, and it charges a fee after reaching some very low allowance. Maybe they've improved, I don't know. CapOne does charge it too, doesn't it?

[Xpartan]

Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.

I agree this shit is ridiculously bad, but they lied to you, and you don't actually need CPF. At Shopping Rio Sul or another mall, go to TIM store with your passport and they will set you up on the phone with an English-speaking agent, albeit the whole damn thing will rob you of 1-2 hours of your precious vacation time. Alternatively, you can find a dedicated TIM shop anywhere in the city.

[Vagabundo1]

That's my wife.

Russian.

When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.

[Nounce]

Most girls don't speak any English at all. Those who do -- well you might want to stay away from them anyway. Aside from some exceptions that only prove the rule.

This is not limited to Brazil. South America is simply not an English-speaking continent....

I constantly attract English speaking Brazilians.

I was just at the bakery and the baker asked in English "anything else"? LOL. During lunch, I told the server my order, I guessed he was expecting something else, and I heard him spoke a word in English, then I told him what I want in English and Portuguese.

I ran into so many Brazilians who speak English. I think there is a cultural influence judging by that one can see Batman everywhere. I know several families paid for their kids to learn English. There are many study on their own, and these usually are smart.

Having said the above, they are the small minority. It's difficult to get around the country in English alone.

[Rio Bob]

So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.

When I returned at 10:30 and left at midnight the table of Brazilian milfs were still there, I left at midnight with them, in the elevator they were so drunk, I spoke to them that I saw them here in the afternoon, they told me they do this every day, I couldn't as I went home to sober up and rest so I could perform to a certain degree and be coherent at my age. Here is a picture of my slim natural beauty before she went blonde, I post here because this thread is so active it will get buried soon.

[Vagabundo1]

Suave.

Porto for smooth.

So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.

[Sperto]

We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me.

That was a funny sales trick. A very beautiful girl.

[NiteRiderCal]

Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.

The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.

Good to know. I will bring revolut, wise, capitalone and schwab card with me. In the past and the rest of the world. I only travel with just revolut. Simple, and if it ever get compromise, my lost would be limited. Brazil banking system is all over the place. Thing might work one day, the next it is not.

[Rio Bob]

So the Fairmont hotel was mentioned here recently so I was curious. I went over Friday afternoon, the pool area was really happening, pools were nicely laid out, nicely dressed people sitting around having lunch, fancy cocktails being served and some nice women here and there. I noticed a table of Brazilian milfs having lunch and nicely dressed. They have a big bar, I asked the bartender if anything happens at night, she told me they have live music, place gets crowded and closes at 2 am. I return at 10:30 at night
and they have a DJ, some people from the hotel were at the bar and lounge area but not much happening. I stayed until about midnight and went to Dolce Vita. It was starting to fill up, a few nice girls came up to me to introduce themselves but I wasn't ready to choose yet but I did notice this bleach blonde with natural thin body that caught my attention. We eventually started to talk and I told her she smells nice and does her pussy smell as good because I feel like eating some pussy. She said yes and it's small too. She went into the bathroom and took a picture of it and showed me. We went over to my apartment and had best sex in a long time, spent several days with her.

[SocratesNY]

https://www.monito.com/en/bank-curre...charles-schwab

I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?

Not from my experience my last 20+ visits to Brazil over the last 3 years. So 100+ transactions. At least for USD to BRL.

The rate I got was all within less than 1% of the closing rate of the day.

[Novio]

I just got one from the airport from a guy that said hey gringo gringo chip chip paid 200 reais, I know its a rip off but I got internet as soon as I landed in Rio, then regular top up at pharmacy.

Yeah, the regulations regarding the CPF seem to make getting a SIM card extremely difficult for foreigners and, perhaps not coincidentally, has created a gray market where it's "buyer beware. " I tried the official route and asked about every mobile carrier store in Shopping Rio Sul, and all said, no CPF, no SIM. One clerk at one of the stores did show me a screenshot on her phone showing possible plans, including one for 30 GB for 495 reals! I passed. I eventually did what some of the board vets recommend. I went to Uruguaina and asked one of the street vendors with SIMs. I figured it was worth taking a flyer on possible losing 40 reals. (I took a chance letting him open up my phone in the middle of the market to put the SIM card in, but I carry a basic "free" Samsung that I got from my carrier as a burner for this purpose.). So far, so good, though I keep getting annoying texts about completing my registration.

[Vagabundo1]

Anne Amari 300+ uber pernoite.

So, she comes over at about 17 h yesterday, I have to go to shopping to the pharma to get some troca for the uber.

I pay the uber, she comes up, we fuck for about 20-30 minutes to the scene of noemie bilas surrounded by 5 black cocks.

Where is the thread for porn addiction, kkk? Aren't we all sex addicts?

In the morning, I fuck her to 4 scenes of Anne Amari and Noemie Bilas getting banged. I last about 7 minutes. Well, 3. Maybe 2. Anyway, better than jerking off. I am listening to erotica by the Vampire author chick all night. It's time to catch, tag, and release.

She gets up on command which pisses her off as she is a slob, doesn't clean up, and then demands uber, fortunately, I have 40 reais, and I give her the uber, she doesn't even eat any of the bacon and fries in the air fryer.

Now, I am off to university as a student, man that is a great gig. Never to late to be a university student. I also get my medical care there. Maracana Federal University, student lounge, infiltrate it, and trade money for some nursing care in the sperm donor urology / psychology area. Since the Swiss Government will pay me for all psych services connected to my traumatic disability, I am seeking student psychs with great 19 year old bodies to give me psych services on the beach, along with sitting on my dick, sucking my dick, all together in a big party.

Selah.