Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Xpartan]

The Russian.

I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck

Dude!

That's one bad-ass manifesto.

Your ganja is really something, isn't it?

I digress.

You? Nah, no way, LOL.

[Vagabundo1]

The Russian.

I walk the kunt back from the University to the Russian embassy, from the school in the hills with the rich negras and pretos and mulattas and the sheiks and high priests of the Slavic Orthodox church. There are two pretos who both want to fuck the Russian, and she wants to fuck the pretos.

We all have been drinking and smoking ganja but not the Russian, she is pure, pure as the driven snow outside of Moscow where in 1942 my grandfather Christian Shultz of the German Army, the Wermacht ploughed Russians, like all our fascist forebears, and now the Jews he put in the camps are allegedly committing genocide, and the Russians are fighting the fascists again, the Communists are fighting the fascists and the nationalists in Latina countries are attaching wires from field phones to Jihadis, and cranking the handle until the alleged terrorist suspects named Abdullah foam from the mouth, writhing in agony as their balls die by electrocution first, but not their brain. What is that the torturer says in 120 days of Salom, we will kill you 1000 times rather than once, we will parade you into faux so called courts of law, with your ears bandaged because we cut them off and fed them to you, and your eyes hanging out, and we go to the Metro Leblon, first one preto says good night to the Russian, and then the other preto tries to linger behind because he wants to fuck the Russian, to shove 22 centimeters of black dick up into her shit filled ass without any lube except for his spit, but I circle back and linger longer, and as she is calling the uber, I catch my Russian tutor's hand. I am paying her. In reais. In cash. Because I refuse to get PIX because I do not want to be tracked by communists, and now Brazil, a province of Russia, is communist, just as surely as is China, and Russia, and Venezuala, and Cuba.

She thinks I am cuban, because I told her so, and because I declared my allegiance to communism back up at the school in the hills, where we have hiked for months, every Sunday, for a hundred weeks. While she teaches me Russian. And I pay her in kind, by teaching her English. American English. American Porn English.

And finance.

She is a semi pro.

I have become tired of hoars and kunts.

Or so I thought.

Then I took her by Uber to Motel VIPS, where she tutored me in Russian, and I tutored her.

We watched Annette Schwartz fucked by 5 black men outside of an abortion clinic in East LA gangland from blacksonblondes dot com.

Ice Cold fucked Annette, and Annette choked, and pulled the trigger on the and word.

The and word.

It is like a gun. You have to have a license to use it.

It is like fuk.

Or hoar.

Or kunt.

Admins from websites will program their HTML to find and replace the and word, kunt, or hoar. And replace the words with asteriks.

As if it makes any difference.

There is a version of Huck Finn, like Django Unchained, or like James a new novel, or like American Fiction, watch closely at the end of the film, a image of Jim sits there, watching the main black character, and the main character who was up for an Oscar salutes Jim from Huck Finn a pair of centuries ago, more or less, Rogan, Hemingway, Twain, Franklin are American Literature -- Letras -- in four words, and I have taught my Russian kunt hoar who fuks like the 20 year old ballerina that she is to speak perfect American English by watching Joe Rogan, now on youtube again, after the marxists in the Nasdaq tried to cancel him, those kunts, those dry, 45+ kunts, your wives, dear ISG reader, internationalsexguide. NL reader. Those kunts may as well have their kunt libs, labia stitched shut in the hospital in Botafogo down the street from Bambina, where I had my colon done, a day later for Nina DePonca to give me a handjob in the hospital. Now there's a kunt, Nina, older, in her 40's, but her kunt still lubes up, and her hands know how to frig a prick.

Yes, the Russian would listen to Joe Rogan on spotify and youtube between fucking up at VIPS, where Stagliano did his best work on evilangel.com. We would listen to Rogan, Springteen, and we would fuck. I took up cycling again, and triathlon, and we would swim half a mile at Posto 2 by our apartment which Mossad paid for half the year, and the SWISS NAVY intelligence chief paid for for the other half -- not out of his agency, but out of his personal funds, mind you.

So, the Russian and I would swim, then hop on the little orange rental bikes from ITAU, and we would bike down to Posto 12, and then we would hike to the nude beach, to Praia Abrico, and we would fuk.

I fucked her ass.

Bare because she liked pain, that was a year ago.

And the only lube we had was CLP, cleaner Lubricant Protectant. CLP, a little bottle of which I kept in the pistol grip of the Taurus T4, disassembled in half in my backpack, the one I always carry, the one by a local Brazilian brand. And she didn't want to get preggers. So, we used the greek method of birth control. She gave me her tight little Russian ass, the one on the top of those long dancers legs. More than once the faggots had circled us, and more than once, the Russian had taken a suppressed Glock 26 out of her camelback, and shot a Brazilian faggot in the dick, which was hard. And then we would fuk more, the monkeys having receded from the sight of a man bleeding out from his balls. She liked that. I liked that she liked that. My grandfather Christian Shultz of Hamburg liked that too when he raped Russians on the way to Moscow, and on the way back to Berlin, and in Prague, where he signed the manifests that sent Jews from the trains to my grandmother, Emmi Shultz of Hamburg, Germany, where we kept them in our family apartments near the wharf, where we paid fisher boat captains in gold to take them to Amsterdam, which is why, in the water bottle compartment of my Rush 72 5-11 pack, I have a dozen black passports, sent to me by the Rothschild's family office, because the Russian is from a Russian Orthodox family which does business with Russian Jews.

That was a year ago, 71 weeks ago, to be exact.

I can't give the Russian the codename Ann Amari because she is not black, but, I do give her the codename Anne Amari anyway, because I know, ironically, the Russian prefers big black dick -- or as she likes to call BBC -- and-word dick, just like Annette Schwartz in Blacks and Blondes, you know the one, Dreman, the one where the Kraut Nazi biatch -- there is another one of those words -- uses the and-word, pulls that trigger on that and-word just like Annette Schwartz pulls the trigger on a Assault Rifle in 7. 92 Kurtz, with a telescopic sight that her father made for her in a machine shop down at the wharf in Hamburg, like my mother.

My mother would watch Sound of Music over and over.

She would watch Sound of Music because of her kinship with the nun of the movie who goes to Salzburg and fucks a Austrian Navy Captain, then to take the family to Switzerland, because I am that Captain, with 453,438 illegitimate children from Tijuana to Porto Allegre, all of whom will get Medical Degrees on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

So, the Russian learns Spanish from Carlos Santana, and I learn Russian from her favorite Russian pop music with good Russian language to learn Russian, and what is the best Netflix movies to learn Russian?

We would fuk like that, an hour of Russian tutoring for me, and then I would sit and play economist.com audio for her, and eat her pussy with my finger in her tight kunt, I would be listening to Henry Miller on earbuds with my lips stroking her clit, while I used just one finger to stroke her g spot, until she came, again. See, the thing about economist.com audio is that it is good English to teach finance, and I would raise the topic of prostittution with students by playing the article from 2014 on prostitutiion with all the charts on how white biatchs get more, and we would joke, that the Russian has the callsign of a black girl from Haiti, Anne Amari, that is. The Russian likes to eat pussy too, by the way, especially black pussy, especially when she has the black girl tied up and a ball gag in her mouth. That's why I love the Russian, and because its genetic.

I am a viking.

My German Grandfather was enslaving and freeing Jews while he was killing Russians on the steppes of Ukraine when my father was shooting gooks and japs and the yellow man with his 40 mm Bofors cannon, and his. 50 Ma deuce, with Marine Corps advisers in the Straits of Malacca in the battle of 1941 to 1944, when he would offload thai hoars for gold and ganja, and other barter with Indians, those horny fuks.

I digress.

So, it was March 14th. We were at the Leblon Metro. The preto named Felipe was trying hard to fuk the Russian. I came back up to the street, and caught her eye. I had messaged her on Zap, vamos no dias Ferreira. To the apartment above boteca Belmonte. She had done this a dozen times. There was the Hezbollah Jihadi she had sliced in the stomach outside of Na Brasa Colombia.

I was seated inside with a DE at agent, after catholic mass on Sunday night. We were at a street window. The Jihadi had been folliwing me, but Anne Amari Russian had been following me, as was our habit. She had a 5. 7 Palmetto State Pistol with a suppressor in the camelback. She had shot the jihadi once in the balls. Then she had taken his balls, as we often liked to do in the hills of Yemen and Ethiopia when we were interning with doctors without borders, usually with a bunch of former SEALS and active duty SEALS embedded.

The Russian and I trained Capoiera, for our beach fucks at abrico, there in the capoiera studios of downtown Sao Paulo in Bela Vista where we tracked the Hezbollah slave traders and gun runners and porn producers and soul stealers and sinners with their kunts and guns. The American kunts will cut your dick off because you use the and-word without a license, but they could care less if you write that a hot ass Russian ballerina cut off a black muslim criminal terrorist's balls outside of Na Brasa Colombia in Botafogo to protect me, while I reported a source to a SWISS NAVY NCIS agent.

The Russian and I sprinted at a slow jog back to Boteca Belmonte, then we found a rare negra and her Brazilian soccer player boyfriend from Germany at Boteca Belmonte, and then we four foot patrolled to the Russian consulate, where we fucked. The Russian fucked the Brazilian and the German with a strapon, and I fucked the Russian and the Brazilian kunt. We entered the Russian consulate with a key FOB that opened the garage door, and we swept in in a good wedge formation that the instructors at Quantico had taught us in Officers Candidate School during Small Unit Leadership Evaluation One, where I was a SWISS NAVY exchange Officer from Medellin, so long ago, in the summer of 1998.

"Give me 1000 words of erotica" the Russian would command me in her purring perfect American English voice. The fucking KGB was paying me to tutor her in American English. We were in the priest's apartment, casa de padres, in the hills around the university. There was the crazy eyed priest who ministered to samba schools in the Rocinha hills, up Estrada the Gavea, where the red headed Ruiva kunt attended the doctor professors in the School of Saude, where the surgeon, like God, had taught me surgery, just as the Roman soldiers had put a spear in the side of Christ, like the surgeon pierced my side in the hospital in Botafogo, 7 months, 189 days ago. God the surgeon had after I was asleep put a catheter in my penis, and after he took it out, Nina DePonca had stroked my dick back to health with her hand, the same one that milked the balls of a fellow ISG member in the pool in the swing deck at Paris Cafe less than a month ago, like a good cum extraction nurse. Because that is what the former Rayssa of JuPanteras dot com does best, she knows how to get a man off with her mouth and fist, or her fingers.

You date a black girl with a tight Haitian ass with a pitbull so you have a fire team of 3, but you can substitute a Russian ballerina for the black girl and call her Anne Amari because black girls and hot ass Russian ballerinas are interchangeable for the purposes of security.

So, that was the fifth or tenth time we fucked, in the casa de padres, in the apartment.

Then we would fuck in the priest's dressing room in the church, where I had a key and a locker because I was an altar boy walkon who was trusted to carry a cross and a collection plate full of money, and she was too because she was devout Slavic Orthodox. We reunited Western and Eastern Christianity. My Catholic balls tightened up, and her Slavic Orthodox kunt muscles milked my German milk, my Malaysian Muslim seed, into her box, and she bore me a dozen children, all boys, all medical doctors by 2050 on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, but real women, like Anne Amari and the Russian Anne Amari detest faggots, because they do not like the competition. Good Russian women cut off the balls of German prisoners before they send them back to their women. Because the world is a violent place, and Brasil is neutral.

So, if you want to fuck kunt that works at JP Morgan Prime Brokerage clients in the Russian Consulate, get a apartment in Leblon, near the metro, on the foot path back into the hills by the Christian university. Then find the slavic orthodox ballerinas. You can warm up on negras and morenas and mulattas and brancas, indeed, the slavic orthodox kunts like to have their white pussies eaten out by mulattas with their thick lips and long tongues, all the better for sucking on slavic orthodox clits like the clitorises are small penises, just a centimeter or a dozen milimeters long.

Then sometime in 2054, when I am with my Russian queen in our house out on Isla Grande, surrounded by decommissioned SWISS NAVY Virginia and Seawolf class submarines tied up with Petrobras oil tankers and helicopters, surrounded by our families of medical doctors and pit bulls and US Marine Corps Commissioned Officers and Staff Non Commissioned Officers, we take turns piloting FPV drones to drop thermobaric grenades onto hoards of Jihadi masses.

It is always easy to find a black Anne Amari at Vila Mimosa or Lapa or Centro. I pay 300 reais pernoite. I fuk the negra Anne Amari once a day, and she cooks and cleans a little and eats and insists on uber to and fro from the favela, where she dodges 7. 62 x 51 rounds from para FALs.

But it takes some skill to find a Russian Slavic Orthodox Anne Amari, lets call the Russian Monica Sweetheart, how is that for a porn allusion, Senor Dreman?

The Russian doesn't smoke ganja. She doesn't drink. She trained dance in Russia, and together we train Capoeira in Brazil, we swim bike run from at classicobeachclub to Praia Abrico, where we fuk, kill for fun, and then swim out to the boat which we take with the Grupo Maritimo out to the waiting USS SEAWOLF and from thence to USS Florida with the love shack in the Captain's suite -- our love shack is nothing more than a Macbook Pro with 24 gb of RAM -- thanks Senor MichaelSamuel -- and the iPhone 13 in a waterproof neck case -- thanks senor Dreman.

I am not a secret agent.

Dreman is not a CIA officer. Dreman is a Assistant US Attorney from the Southern District of New York. And Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian for what she did there in Botafogo last week. Uncle Sam is grateful to the Russian dancer, who tumbled in a flawless capoeira move to break the aggressor's jaw after she shot him and before she took what made him a man.

After the Russian left the Jihadi alive -- she had applied the tourniquit -- I circled back to Na Brasa Colombia, and then I took the Russian to Hotel Panda. We were regular faces. She had been my tutor, and I had been her tutor for weeks, and we took the same bus to Metro Botafogo from the hills, where we shared ear buds to listen to Russian or American pop -- Springsteen, Jimmy Hendrix, and all the pernoite soft rock that Manuela Gomes had given me in Motel Love Time years ago in 2014 when we were first fucking.

There are 12 million sets of eyes in Rio de Janeiro, but it is a small town of small towns.

Fuking negras in Botafogo was my passion.

I fuked Kainan Bellato in the Airbnb in Botafogo, and cooked, and she offered me her bare free gratis holes for the use of the apartment while she was a new hoar. Kainan was the best, the tightest, until the Russian, a black Russian, or a White Russian, and I walked around Rio with the Russian, like the Big Lebowski, with my big lebowski up her ass for months, until she got on the pill, then I emptied my seed into her kunt, now on medication to prevent pregnancy, the ultimate STD. Sometime in 2043, the Russian will turn 40, but I won't settle for asians, even though I am half asian, no I won't settle for Thai kunts, I won't settle for Latina kunts, or black kunts, or even German kunts, or best of all Italian kunts, like my father, a thirteenth generation SWISS GUARD (when a criminal record of running girls at knife point for the mafia does not ruin a career as a guard of popes, all of whom like Saint Augustine documents in Confessions had hoars, the present Argentino included, preferably tight young Italians with creamy pussies between their 15 year old legs when their weak 16 year old brothers are tied up by the Football linemen in the weight room at Saint Augustine College Preparatory, Lake Como, Switzerland (before the battles in which I earned my SWISS NAVY CROSS).

I shot my sperm into the Russian's kunt with the fury of a German corporal shooting a 50 mm flak into a attacking T34 tank at the last stand of Bakmut or Advika, and she laced her long russian fingers around my scrotum with strength that I knew could sterilize me as I came, each sperm, a million of them in each load, invaded her falopian tube, like polish prisoners conscripted by my German grandfather to scrape away the crust of Russian infantry before my Grandfather tightened a finger around the trigger of the 50 mm, turning 4 Russian boys into pig roast, which in the Russian winter were a source of protein and fat.

And she gave me a child. And then a dozen.

And one of them, a licensed medical doctor, became the first Pope of a Unified Russian Orthodox and Catholic and Jewish unified church, not to mention the second coming of the Prophet Muhammed, all while doing tantric yoga to better fuck the Buddhist Japanese samba dancer at Samba School Salguera, you know the hot Japanese one that we saw that night a month ago with ISGer Caliboy, after we met up with PV118, that line of computer code who has jammed his centimeters bare into dozens of kunts which he keeps on a special wechat spreadsheet. I put that in there because I know he reads this, as do all of you jealous gamer porner fuks in the Rich World Pussy Prison known as Amerika, ruled by Feminazis named Pelosi and Cortez who strap on laws to fuck your ass and mouth and even your Amerikan pisshole if they can get another dead kunt like say Feinstein to put in the catheter, because you read this and you are jealous that I jammed my 17 centimeters of German bratwurst into the tight, bare, black kunt of a Russian named Anne Amari Monica Sweetheart, whom I gave a Google Pixel phone so I could track her every move by the IMEI, so I could drop a hellfire onto her cheating ass.

We would listen to the pernoite playlist all night, the one that Manuela Gomes gave me in the Love Time Motel in Gloria, where I would run hike walk with her from the Russian Consulate to the American Consulate back to the Swiss Consulate, where I would take her, across from the Hotel Alemeda, where I would hold Russian and English and Portoguese class with her in the Hotel Alemeda.

I would grab a hold of her brown hair.

I would jam her throat onto my bratwurst, thick, as the MILF I like to fuck at Perola gives me credit for, and I would choke the Russian, and get hard. I would fuck her from behind, and I would fuck her from the front missionary style. I would say to her garganta profunda, because I know she is a cheating kunt who loves the pretos who have 22 centimeter cocks that she cums on. But I win the Russian with my thick 17 centimeter German cock that touches her g spot, and then I service her g spot with my fingers, just one of them because she is a tight college girl. Her Russian **** tightens, and milks me, and like a true yogi, a true Gurkha, a true Indian mercenary, I ply my father's profession, I am a soldier for hire. My oath is to the Vatican for benefit of Israel, because I am the CFO of the biggest bank of the future, and the Russian is soon to be the President of the BRICS bank, headquartered here in Rio de Janeiro, in one of our houses, in Leblon by the Metro, and the other out at the Metro Jardim Oceanico, and the other house at the Metro Recreio, which will be done by 2025, per my lover's intelligent demand to the Governor of Rio de Janeiro state, by the mansions mansaos and condominium buildings where in the basements, the banco do brasil prints perfect counterfeits of Russian, Euro, Mexican, Amerikan, Swiss and Brazilian currency. Fuck pix.

My cost per fuck -- my CPF -- with the Russian is zero because she fucks me because every time we make love she cums loudly on my face, and will every day, until we die in each other's arms sometime in 2958, surrounded by our 456,768 little black kids, and grandkids, and their kids, all medical doctors who got a full ride from Gavin Newsom, that faggot, because I am a SWISS NAVY VETERAN!

Hoorah!

Kill.

[Vagabundo1]

What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?

This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.

I will post my links, below.

I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!

https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ

https://youtu.be/d01PmbHEekk?si=Bffqx646Hwf7qiGT

Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.

[CCRider1008]

If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.

Yes will do. Whether required or not I always tell girls to have their ID and be ready to present to front desk. Cuts down on scammers or problem girls.

Seth, I will look for Alberto if he's still there in Sept. Do you think he could be a source of reliable girls if I tell him what's on the menu? When I travel, I'm a tourist and monger so I don't have unlimited time to source a bunch of venues. Although I will make my rounds to a couple termas, boates, prives, clinicas in Rio and SP.

[Anaggie]

The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.

If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.

[SethMacfarlane]

Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.

I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.

Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).

The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.

[MongerFriend]

Apologies for a review that is a few months old.

Arrived in Rio late the previous night with a boner. Randomly picked the ibis Copacabana Posto 5 for stay. Paid about $60 for stay including breakfast.

I was planning to call a girl I had been talking to a temp love motel. But when I told her that I am staying in Ibis, she said it is one of the best places for mongering. 2 birds with one stone!

She was phenomenal. She seemed to want to stay beyond our agreed upon time. She seemed hesitant to leave but I really had to sleep after a 17 hour flight and a 2 hour fuck. Slept like a baby and then woke up to find the apartment a mess with condoms on the floor. Tipped room service and started off one of the best weeks of my life. Fucked 11 girls in my 7 days there. Will post reports as and when I get time.

[CCRider1008]

Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.

I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.

Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).

[Vagabundo1]

I have now listened to both.

Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.

I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.

Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.

Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?

I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perhaps I should start again? Or I should start again my healthy sex addiction in lieu of all of the above.

Can someone please send any documents to expense terapias from hoars to the swiss veterans administration for the treatment of trauma, and documents for vitamin k and thc for psychiatric services to the swiss re insurance agency for ubs?

Danke.

And all the answers for the imarty exam to become a brazilian diplomat?

It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".

[Vagabundo1]

I have now listened to both.

Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.

I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.

Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.

Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?

I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perha.

It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".

[The Cane]

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

Centaurus used to be known as the "high brow" termas in Rio. But in any event, just like all the rest of the termas, it's not close to being in Scandallo's league. That's for certain.

[BenTiger07]

I learned every man's taste is different & I respect that, but from my perspective thus far on comparing Rio / Paulo:

There is no high end prive / clinica in rio like there is in sao paulo. I heard someone say onix so I visited. By saying onix is high end, you told me you never been to high end clinicas without telling me. Medium end spot at best. But that's ok as you can find those gems who don't know theyre gems yet in the medium end prives sometimes.

As far as most high end spots in rio, it seems to be those spots you guys just mentioned. Perola's good, but not the most high end in rio. I went on a Wednesday though. I'll try it on a weekend.

Online escort scene is equal in both areas. Can find it all from low to high class. Online escort isn't something I do often though. I get why guys do it, but I don't enjoy a virtual feeling of hunting through researching, scheduling, & then no shows or doesn't look like her 35% of the time. There are alot of sites, but fatalmodel (has it all. Ow-high end) got the job done for me. Barravipsrio too (for high end only).

Can generally save more in rio than sao paulo. Cost of living slightly lower.

As someone from the city in US, more city from sao paulo can bother me. So escaping to rio's scenery just feels healthier.

With no clear winner, ill just have to split my time in both.

[Vagabundo1]

Well, or repetition.

This comes up over and over and maybe board regulars just don't always answer.

The answer is Perola Negra. See below.

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

[Steve 9696]

Hello Rio,

For the daytime:

Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.

For the nighttime:

I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

[Yamazaki77]

If your phone support esim get you can get one before you even land in Brazil. https://www.airalo.com/brazil-esim.

I used this on the last three trips. Cheap and convenient if your phone supports dual SIM.

Just change cellular data to the new esim and you're set.

This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:

1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.

2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.

Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.