Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Baneta]

I find it interesting that you can deduce who this girl is from the little I wrote of her, maybe you're her? Or another GDP who knows her, Baneta sounds like a female name.

I give this girl credit trying to reinvent herself as a top model / public figure on facebook but it's all a scam. She almost had me fooled at first, she does look very different from the last time I saw her in 2009, so the first night I think I'm with a top model trying to make some money on the side tricking in Balcony and I go home with my prize. Don't get me wrong she's a good looking girl but she is a gamer and she was setting me up for the kill, that I sensed early. How she showed her hand to me was she used to go in character with this whisper like low sexy voice and tell you what she was going to do to you and once she did that to me it clicked, I knew who she was, I even showed her the pics I took of her in 2009 and Iv'e known her since 2007 in Help, she has worked in Spain and Italy so she has been around the block a few times. Once I knew who she really was the whole dynamics changed.

I could have kept going with her she would have tried to squeeze me for shopping and trips and she was but when you know you're being gamed they can't get noting out of you and I have played many a GDP along who was gaming me for more than just paying for the programma but I knew they were doing it and after a while they get frustrated and give up..

Hi,

No I am not her. I am from small country in Europe, I was working in Brasil in offshore and I met here in front of Balcony. We spent three nights together, she asked me to bring here to Marious, but I declined. At that point our story was finished.

[FuckAfMedDig]

So one of my usuals from MV30 who stopped working there to get boob job etc starts hitting me again on watssapp-she's not working. I'm not feeling silicone. Her birthday is coming up. 21. This one is CIM safada. Fake blonde hair. Mixed girl. Her mum starts hitting me on fb inviting me for Caipirinhas at her house! Scandalous. Knowing full well her daughter's past with me.

Then her little sister-17-starts hitting me-she is unbelievably sexy and hotter than big sis. Do I want to take her shopping etc. Kkkkkk. I said you are too young!.

3 for 1 family special from S Cruz. Safadinhas. Incredible.

[Rio Bob]

So I go back to Eden spa on Monday, the usual thing happens they parade the girls in and this time the MILF is at the front desk who others mentioned here. So I pick Carol, young Morena, very young and sexy, she gives me the option of half hour session for completea 170 reais. I think it's a good idea because the massage is a farce and everybody is there for the sex anyway. So she spends 2 minutes on the fake massage and gets right down to business, nice girl, good service, 170 reais in Copacabana, no drama.

Eden opens early so I go to lunch afterwards and relax for a bit then I hit Monte Carlo about 4:30 and inquire about 1 hour price, 40 minutes is 390 total and 1 hour is 520. Not the good deal that 4 x4 offers for 1 hour so I pass. Now I'm in the boite and the crowd is very light, not many clients and not many girls. So now I'm wondering with all my activity lately and one just a couple hours ago can I even get hard. So the tall modelesque girl walks in and I grab and she sits down next to me and I immediately get hard. The chemistry is there, I tooke her and she started talking about coming in her mouth and before you know it I came in the condom.

Pound for pound, dollar for dollar the best sex is in the termas now followed by the massage place, balcony girls have a lot of drama and the escorts are prima donnas..

[Rio Bob]

So last Sunday night I passed on everything in Balcony, couldn't find anything interesting. So I went back to my apartment and starting calling escorts on hotside and Barra VIP, not easy to get anybody on the phone at this time.

But I get Temis from Hotside, her pics don't look bad and she is asking for 400 reais for 1 hour, very expensive so I think she better be top shelf. So it takes me like 3 of 4 phone calls with her, a real pain in the ass and then finally at 1 am she asks me to meet her at a bar only 1 block away from my apartment, I think it's a good idea for me even though she is asking so she can screen me. So now she keeps me waiting at Belmonte and finally from across the street I see this over dressed woman with a full figure come across the street and I start walking with her. I stop and take a closer look at her and say, You're asking for 400 reais? She said yes didn't you read the website? I said look you'are a pretty girl but you're not my type (I lied) she was very surprised, I could have gotten better at Balcony for half the price. I told her it wasn't going to happen, she was difficult because she wanted to screen who I was but she lost out herself. Just saying.

[Rio Bob]

Does she have tattooed star on her left shoulder, plus other tattoos on her left arm, on her back, on leg, blond hair, name start with S. A? She has a son, like to eat at Marius Crustaceous.

I find it interesting that you can deduce who this girl is from the little I wrote of her, maybe you're her? Or another GDP who knows her, Baneta sounds like a female name.

I give this girl credit trying to reinvent herself as a top model / public figure on facebook but it's all a scam. She almost had me fooled at first, she does look very different from the last time I saw her in 2009, so the first night I think I'm with a top model trying to make some money on the side tricking in Balcony and I go home with my prize. Don't get me wrong she's a good looking girl but she is a gamer and she was setting me up for the kill, that I sensed early. How she showed her hand to me was she used to go in character with this whisper like low sexy voice and tell you what she was going to do to you and once she did that to me it clicked, I knew who she was, I even showed her the pics I took of her in 2009 and Iv'e known her since 2007 in Help, she has worked in Spain and Italy so she has been around the block a few times. Once I knew who she really was the whole dynamics changed.

I could have kept going with her she would have tried to squeeze me for shopping and trips and she was but when you know you're being gamed they can't get noting out of you and I have played many a GDP along who was gaming me for more than just paying for the programma but I knew they were doing it and after a while they get frustrated and give up.

I could have kept this girl going a little bit longer as she was bending over backwards for me to like her so one night in my apartment she tells me she wants to have a special night with me and she goes in my bathroom and is in there like over half an hour, the shower is running, she comes out all showered and clean, she likes her pussy eaten so she keeps it clean. The whole night was great she was given me a special, trying to pull me in. The next day I noticed she used my razor to shave her legs and pussy and this is a big health risk since blood to blood transfer can happen and at that point I decided she was really no good and had no concern for anybody but herself and I dumped her.

[Carlos Primeros]

I know both countries very very well and I prefer Brasil 100 times over Thailand. The main reason: the women!

Brasilian girls have BUNDAS, they can move like nobody else, they can take a dick, the whole way of life is different.

These are my two cents -.

Luckily we have our good share of Brasilian Bunda here in Lisboa!

Carlos.

[Java Man]

BKK on the other hand is the complete opposite. December 24th- 25th are the greatest. All street walkers wear these tight revealing red dresses with Christmas hats on acting naughty and yelling Merry Christmas

Too bad I'm not in BKK.

That's great you are not coming more to Rio. ABG.

Man you guys are ruff, LOL. I didn't say I'm not coming to Rio again, I'll be BACK, just not soon. But I'll be BACK with a Vengeance! Maybe after the Olympics. I still want to visit Fortaleza, Natal and Porto Alegre. Irregardless of where I go, I still love the BUNDA. Enjoy the surplus.

[Sperto]

Brazil is dead from December 23 to January 5th. I made this mistake once (I. E. Traveling there during the holidays) and I literally got depressed by sitting all alone in my hotel room for 2 straight days. Everything in Rio was closed December 24-25, even the restaurants. The weather did not also help as it rained 4 days straight. Never again.

OK, I'll cancel my trip right away...
Yeah, the streets in Copacabana are propably empty on New Year as well.
The last 24 years I've been in Rio during this period and always had a great time.

[AltoBomGosto]

I can't believe I've been in Pattaya, Thailand 12 days now. (Time flies when...) One Soi, (side street) has more action than all of Copacabana. And contrary to popular belief, there is Bunda here. Have even seen some tight Carioca like bodies: muscular thighs, Bunda, tapered into a slim waist. Finally found me a par 3 last night. A little older, than what I'd get in Brazil, but she took it like a champ. Everything cheaper then Rio too, even the airfare was better. This place is near 24/7 available. Everything you want can be found here. Not sure if, and when I'll return to Brazil. Maybe when I get the urge for some Real Bunda or the Real tanks. Brazil was a life changer when I first went, This is not like that, but it's fun. Am having a BLAST.

That's great you are not coming more to Rio.

Thanks, more mulatas with big bundas will be avaliable to us! At better prices!

ABG.

[Mongmann]

390 reais total for 40 minutes. 100 of that is entrance fee.

Thanks! Let's hope it stays there.

[Forty Time]

Pretty much the usual line up, a few very nice girls are going there, really not bad.

I went upstairs to Dolce Vita, ran into a girl who I first met in 1996 in Help, she was a top Help girl back then. Anytime I saw her back then I took her from 1996 to about 2005 and I seldom repeat. But it's kind of sad to look at her now after all these years still trying to work the game and get a programma but I see her leaving with some real old guys. There are a few washed up women at Balcony, I'm surprised they still show up and try.

So after I spoke to my old friend a little cutie came up to me, turns out she is working as an actress on one of the novelas on globo TV. She showed me one of her clips on the internet, I have never seen her before she was from the south of Brazil with European blood and this type I like.

Friday night same thing, Balcony had a good line up, I ended up with this Jewish looking hippie type who was a little crazy but fun and spoke very good English as she was once a student in NY.

While Balcony has a lot of has beens on most nights you can always find something.

Friday night did have a nice lineup, I was there for a few hours and saw some nice talent come through as well. Ended up leaving with a nice one myself are $250 for three hours which was pretty much all night because I left Balcony around 2 am.

[Tiradentes]

Have fun, JM. That's good news that mongers choose Thailand instead of Brazil. More bunda for me.

Brazil is dead from December 23 to January 5th. I made this mistake once (I. E. Traveling there during the holidays) and I literally got depressed by sitting all alone in my hotel room for 2 straight days. Everything in Rio was closed December 24-25, even the restaurants. The weather did not also help as it rained 4 days straight. Never again.

BKK on the other hand is the complete opposite. December 24th- 25th are the greatest. All street walkers wear these tight revealing red dresses with Christmas hats on acting naughty and yelling Merry Christmas to passer bys. As an atheist, I find it extremely funny and I yell back to them 'let's go fucking in my room'.

Enjoy your over rated, overpriced empty streets of Lapa. Bring an umbrella 'cause the weather in the summer like everything else in Brazil is fucked up.

[Rio Bob]

Pretty much the usual line up, a few very nice girls are going there, really not bad.

I went upstairs to Dolce Vita, ran into a girl who I first met in 1996 in Help, she was a top Help girl back then. Anytime I saw her back then I took her from 1996 to about 2005 and I seldom repeat. But it's kind of sad to look at her now after all these years still trying to work the game and get a programma but I see her leaving with some real old guys. There are a few washed up women at Balcony, I'm surprised they still show up and try.

So after I spoke to my old friend a little cutie came up to me, turns out she is working as an actress on one of the novelas on globo TV. She showed me one of her clips on the internet, I have never seen her before she was from the south of Brazil with European blood and this type I like.

Friday night same thing, Balcony had a good line up, I ended up with this Jewish looking hippie type who was a little crazy but fun and spoke very good English as she was once a student in NY.

While Balcony has a lot of has beens on most nights you can always find something.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Have fun, JM. That's good news that mongers choose Thailand instead of Brazil. More bunda for me.

Kkkkkk! Exactly. Please could everyone go to Pattaya and avoid Rio! The Zona Norte mulheres will get hungrier and Santa Claus is comin.

[Sperto]

I can't believe I've been in Pattaya, Thailand 12 days now. (Time flies when...) One Soi, (side street) has more action than all of Copacabana. And contrary to popular belief, there is Bunda here. Have even seen some tight Carioca like bodies: muscular thighs, Bunda, tapered into a slim waist. Finally found me a par 3 last night. A little older, than what I'd get in Brazil, but she took it like a champ. Everything cheaper then Rio too, even the airfare was better. This place is near 24/7 available. Everything you want can be found here. Not sure if, and when I'll return to Brazil. Maybe when I get the urge for some Real Bunda or the Real tanks. Brazil was a life changer when I first went, This is not like that, but it's fun. Am having a BLAST.

Have fun, JM. That's good news that mongers choose Thailand instead of Brazil. More bunda for me.