Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Great post, especially about using malaga as a temporary base.

The thing to do is to walk DURING THE DAY to VM, and also to massagemtijuca.

Go to eat at aconchega carioca, just across the street from malaga!

Do map recon on google.

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro

Guide of motels above.

Professionals study logistics.

The 6 s's -- shit shower shave supper sex sleep -- are all on that link.

Spend 80 reais for a microfiber blanket maybe, and get a suite with a hidro.

https://www.massagemtijuca.com/

Walk during the day to massagemtijuca, mosaico, vm.

Good 2 km walk or even jog.

Even if you stay in the hilton in copa, stay a few nights in motel malaga, and in largo do machado, in motel bambina or motel panda.

Ok, here's a little social history geographical note.

On the same block as panda is a church which is the result of the founder of rio de Janeiro. Riddle that and you understand rio.

Great report.

So I booked hotel malaga close to villa mimosa. I is a love hotel, very safe and comfortable. My room was very quirt except for moanings but not too loud. It is 10 min to VM walking but not recommended. I took a cab for $ 4 USD. I arrived at 1000 pm but it was too early. The girls did not really arrived before midnight. There where around 40 girls in the club; although all of them were doable, nobody really caught my attention. I paid my 6 $ usd and left at 130 and got a black girl with big bubble butt for $ 25 Usd for 1 hour.

However I just stayed 20 min as it was a really small cabin.

Overall, Vm is not as big as I thought but not as scary too.

Would I return? Fck yes.

[One Eyed Man]

Sheraton Leblon is GF and a very decent hotel. It is however a 10-30 minute ride away from action in Ipanema and Copa.

The Sheraton has a free shuttle that will drop you anywhere along the beach and goes to the mall.

[Vagabundo1]

So, second below is a report by Dante, an artist of long standing on gparena.net.

If you are coming to Rio, every hour you spend on GParena will pay dividends.

It is a fair report, but the best talent is at 116 and 202 (around the corner on the Av Pres Vargas side, rua teolino or something like that, see my previous post to xvideos chanel damas e vagabundos, being a vagabundo, I approve).

So, the week in baseball.

I fucked a hot negra with a hot negra bundinha, tight, athletic, and with a super tight ass, not just the bundinha but the cuzinha, her eyes bugging out as I drilled her ass, her pussy getting wet to the touch of my fingers up her pussy past her clit as I gave her a colonoscopy after face fucking the negra's mouth with her big wet black lips, getting the gagging at the back of the throat, the eyes rolling back as I choked the negra before going straight to the ass in motel sheik. That was Monday, just because I wanted to fuck a tight negra ass. I took a indriver to centro, 40 r. I paid for 4 hours 90 r. I paid the negra 150 r. She stayed for all of 20 minutes, a well practiced session. Next time, I will probably give her multiple creampies up her ass, but I just wanted a quick shot of jameson's neat, and I scratched the itch, 40 r back to barra in indriver.

So, then I guess Tuesday nina deponca came over for a massage deep tissue, and two fucks, straight up her mulatta ass, along with 20 minute blow jobs. She shaved me balls and my ass, and I made her lick my ass (beijos negra). So, I paid her 500. I may have noted that previously here in these pages.

A regular negra came over Wednesday just for the afternoon, and we fucked BBFS, between a local favorite restaurant, camarada camarao. Highly recommended. BBFS 20 year old pussy and the shrimp chopp never get old.

Thursday I met nina deponca up in caixas at a new hotel, hotel center or something. We fucked once, and I got a few massages. 300 r.

I met up with an isger and a patrol of 116,202, mv30, club 31,04, as noted in a previous post. 202 before or after 4 x4. Trust me. Here's the thing. Local girls hate gringos, but they go to 4 x4 for higher pay. 4 x4 quality girls prefer to be at 202 or 116. Because those are local clubs, bomberinho, see dante's post below. So, get your gem at 116 or 202. Especially 202. OMFG, what mulatta PSE talent.

Sabado.

Met up with ISGer Wadpha at metro osorio. Great wingman. Fair wings and following seas. We went to metro uruguiana and went over to Emporio do Banho. Wingman selected a hot little morena on 3 d floor. Vagabundo requested nani, by name. It was 13 h40 hours. Half hour 100 r. I fucked Nani like a perverted rabbi banging a daughter of one of my congregation in a secret hook up in the bedroom of a centro sex emporium after kind of lame french kisses, and sucking on her porn star perfect morena clara nipples. She comes into the room, I am showered, spread eagled, jerking off my dick, condoms and my 100 r on the second bed in the very nice rooms, and she starts sucking my erect penis. No deep throat, no 69, I am probably her 3 d fuck of the day. I revel in the pure seedy decadence of this low rent sperm donor clinic. She lubes my dick, slides on the skyn condom, lubes the rubber around my phallus, and sits on me, and rides me, and it is a good fuck. Then after 5 minutes we go to frango assado, which is missionary with her legs up around my ears, and I pile drive her for 15 minutes as hard as I can.

By the way, pro tip coming here, I play felipe ret, full album.

That music is close to being weed. If you want better fucks, then play felipe ret.

All the time I am fucking her, I say romantic things like.

Quanto pirocas vc fude hoje (how many dicks have you fucked today).

Vc quer suruba com pretos (you want a gang bang with black guys).

Yes.

Vou levar vc no praia nudismo e vc chupa dez pirocas (I will take you to a nude beach and you will suck ten dicks).

Then I flipped her over into doggy style (de quatro), and I came.

I paid her the 100 and tipped her 20.

Monica mattos quality little morena who even jimmy boy fucked, which is the highest rating you can have in rio de janeiro / Brazil prives.

https://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/massagistas

OK, now, all ye good jews gentiles christians muslims heathens and even women with strapons I want YOU to come to rio and fuck Nani at Emporio, and to inject 100 r into the BRIC bank, and all together praise its president Dilma ALL of you. Be a good customer.

I recommend a dupla.

She is actual friends (get on her insta) with monique, a mulata morena with a perfect ass.

I mean its cheap. For the price of a hour, 100 meters away at 4 x4 you could do nani and monique as a warm up fuck.

You should.

Just so as a newly escaped prisoner from pussy prison USA man park you don't act like a sex crazed gringo bad client all too hungry at 4 x4, like most of you who escape from your gamer bedroom in your mother's house in some colony of vikings in a northern American state, having your one month in 11 of sexual freedom.

Go fuck Nani. Hot ass white girl.

OK, so, then after fucking nani, which again, all of you should do too, Vagabundo and Wadpho met up at spoleto, across the street.

Sala Rua do Rosário, 135 - 202 e 302.

Is the address for Emporio BTW, for all you sports fans who are not actually in rio but are dripping pre cum all over your keyboards.

Then we went over to darkroom, where there were 3 sperm donor nurses on duty.

Any, dara, and.

Vagabundo picked dara.

Because it's just 100 r for a half hour, and it's cardio.

First, she was timid, asking me to shower, but I just had.

She smelled my dick, and after smelling fresh soap from around the corner at emporio, she licked the tip.

No deep throat.

I mean, fine.

No kissing. Eh, but the main feature with dara is huge, natural, 36 DD did I mention double fucking the, low hanging tits. Oh man, mulatta tits. Firm and saggy to the touch, with HUGE nipples. I was back in the crib breast feeding as I sucked on those nipples and closed my eyes and rolled back in my lizard brain to being a 3 month year old in the Rothschild mansion in mother fucking Lugano, Switzerland, where we Jewish members of the Italian Swiss guard hatched a plot to start Swiss navy brand of anal sex lube.

She doesn't do anal.

But for my 20 USD sucking on those big tits with nipples far larger than a Kennedy silver half dollar was worth every centavo.

She did suck my dick, just the tip, but I got hard, which was saying something after fucking Nani just 20 minutes before like a man deeply in both love and sadistic perverted lust.

Then she lubed my dick, just a drop.

Then she put my second skyn condom of the afternoon onto my erect member (by the way, swiss navy LLC LTDA does have a cross marketing deal with SKYN so go buy some SKYN condoms). Haha, that is just a joke, bad lawyer humor.

And she sat on my dick with her pussy which had already given birth to one child.

I fucked her for 3 minutes, then to doggy style for another 4 minutes, maybe. I usually do lie in my writing. As hemingway said, all great writers are liars. Uris too. But I digress.

I faked a orgasm. I was getting a little soft, and I knew I didn't have another load in me at the moment. So it goes. I asked for and she gave me a tepid massage, perhaps because I didn't shower.

I staggered back out to the bar area, linked up with wingman, and we ubered back. Great day. I have been texting some other regulars, so as I write this on a Sunday, I may still have a few more loads to blow in rio's finest hoars' hot boxes, which beats jerking off while playing your favorite game on your desktop computer back in man park, castrated by AOC in pussy prison.

Here in Rio, you can:

1. fuck an AOC, ie, Nani, whom I shall designate callsign AOC.

2. while fucking Kamala Harris, ie, Monique, whom I shall designate callsign Kamala.

All while AOC eats Kamala's clit, tongue on clit (which is grelo or greluda in the local language). Just play felipe ret.

https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=171#gsc. Tab=0.

https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=171#gsc. Be=0.

Back to the cabaret. As I said, I'm a little tired of freelance girls, nothing that appeals to me at the moment or that seems to meet my more specific expectations. Also, I need the thrill of the hunt, even if it's simulated. Freelancers are for sedentary clients, I'm older, I need movement and cognitive stimuli. I decided on a place I hadn't been to for months, the notorious Bombeirinho, in the most remote corners of Rua the Conceição.

It became unhealthy to walk along Avenida Marechal Floriano after a certain night, so I opted to take Presidente Vargas, cross a limbic square on the side of Rua the Conceição and finally reach number 116. The bar on the corner was still open, I sat down I went to one of the empty tables and asked for a Black Label, it's a well-stocked bar and they brought my order right away. Three doses to strengthen the soul and gain momentum to climb the countless stairs that separate the street from the hell lane.

The house is gloomy, poorly maintained and the most accurate description I can give of the room where the girls show off is to compare it to a cave. To be surgical, the environment reminds me of the Batcave from the movies. The place wasn't full, I counted more women than men. I danced up to the counter and ordered an Ice.

There is a moment in the alcoholic process when the pupils dilate, the colors are accentuated, the lights are brighter and bottled happiness is released and dominates us in a wave of euphoria. That's what I felt suddenly, without warning. I reached drunken status.

I have a good feel for the brothel scene. More than luck, the instinct for a good choice favors me. The last one was the warm Cacau, which I met at Só Love on Rua the Alfândega. I was contemplating the Bombeirinho runway and saw a white girl appear, breasts on display, a small belly adorned with sections from a workout, thick legs and a face without facial harmony and pretty even so. I framed the target in the crosshairs and moved forward to approach her.

She introduced herself as Jane. Up close, she revealed herself to be more attractive and, above all, fragrant. She used those perfumes that mark the memory more than the senses. She asked me for a Red Bull, I didn't deny it and we sat down for the basic interview.

"What don't you do? I ask straight away.

"I just don't like to be spanked," she replies with a dubious smile.

I confirmed the woman's predisposition by throwing in a few more items from my questionnaire and she completed the survey with flying colors. Alcove.

Bombeirinho's rooms are not rooms, they are cells. Tiny, the only decoration is a kind of miniature sofa that looks like a divan and where a good balance is needed to practice sex. One false move and the ground is the limit for a fall that can be embarrassing.

Jane is a very good kisser, she delivers her tongue, her lips, her saliva. Royal kiss. I always say that there are working girls who say they kiss and at the moment I kiss teeth, hair, nose, eyebrows and I never find the mouth. I don't know what these imposters mean by a kiss on the mouth. Jane kisses shamelessly, without control.

If she bends down to suck me, she bites the oppressed Pikachu — the short one — causing me to feel as if she was sucking me not with her mouth, but with her larynx. My cock went deep, as if it were being invited to meet the girl's intestines. The depth of Jane's penile hunger caused a few more of my fragile pubes to turn white. Extraordinary blowjob, which forced me to use Buddhist techniques to avoid premature ejaculation. I thought of the advertising for the Boston Group, the Feira de São Cristóvão, the pastry with sugarcane juice, and I managed to prevent my sap from overflowing too soon.

Jane came over to kiss me more as she rubbed dangerously against the little Pikachu. I confess, I was good. The girl wanted to tease me, like she wanted to see what I would do with the condom. At one point, we were so tangled up that a photo could have the viewer mistaking us for Siamese twins. On the brink of penile collapse, I asked her to get on all fours.

The girl lifted her ass in the erotic toboggan configuration, the position I like the most. My cock was not hard, but petrified, I entered slowly, praying and thanking the grace received. Jane, more than anyone, is a woman to be fucked on her knees. I punched at an increasing rate, the pervert moaned loudly, wiggled, contracted her vagina in a way capable of driving a man crazy. When I came, I came so hard I felt like I was going to dissolve along with the orgasm. I fell almost unconscious on the small divan, scaring away a few thousand mites.

There was no time left for a chat. I put on my clothes and went back to the streets. If someone on the sidewalks warned me that I was levitating, I would certainly believe it. The adventure continues. Dance.

[BigButtDetecto]

So I booked hotel malaga close to villa mimosa. I is a love hotel, very safe and comfortable. My room was very quirt except for moanings but not too loud. It is 10 min to VM walking but not recommended. I took a cab for $ 4 USD. I arrived at 1000 pm but it was too early. The girls did not really arrived before midnight. There where around 40 girls in the club; although all of them were doable, nobody really caught my attention. I paid my 6 $ usd and left at 130 and got a black girl with big bubble butt for $ 25 Usd for 1 hour.

However I just stayed 20 min as it was a really small cabin.

Overall, Vm is not as big as I thought but not as scary too.

Would I return? Fck yes.

[Axel Heyst]

Sheraton Leblon is GF and a very decent hotel. It is however a 10-30 minute ride away from action in Ipanema and Copa.

The Sheraton is not on a particularly nice or clean beach and its isolated location is not great either. So I prefer to stay at hotels on Copa or Ipanema Beach or when I want to focus more on the beach and nature activities, I will stay at a hotel on Barra. The RJ Hyatt is fucking great, but the Hyatt is a minimum 35-minute ride to 4 x4. That is the trade-off.

To sum up: I have stayed at and recommend the Windsor California and the Fairmont on Copa, and the Hyatt on Barra, Of these 3 hotels, the Hyatt is the nicest, IMHO, and on the best stretch of beach. The Fairmont has a great location to enjoy both Copa AND Ipanema Beaches. The Windsor California is smack dab in the middle of Copa Beach and close to a few Copa nightclubs, pick up bars, and Terma Monte Carlo. The Fasano Hotel is an exceptional hotel too with a great location. I stayed there once during the Covid BS in April 2021 for a really low rate. Today, Fasano will run you almost 3 times as much money. But if you don't mind paying its extraordinary price, it's a great hotel in a great location on Ipanema beach and it is walking distance to Copacabana beach.

[Junior]

- Confused between Sheraton in Leblon and some Copa / Ipanema hotels. Some threads mentioned that Sheraton is not a girl friendly hotel, but some said that it is.

Sheraton Leblon is GF and a very decent hotel. It is however a 10-30 minute ride away from action in Ipanema and Copa.

[BigButtDetecto]

I spent 3 days in SP and 3 in Rio; its not much but enough to get a glimpse of the action. As a newbie, I like Rio better. It has this vacation feeling that I did not get I SP. Also, everything is concentrated close to Copa. In Sp it cost me a lot in taxi.

4 x4 is great. Lots of women and very affordable.

Tonight I will go to mosaico but I have to wait till 10 when the girls start to arrive.

I did not find anybody to come with me so I will be extra careful and not wander too much in the streets.

[Rahsta]

Hello community! It's my first post here and I have already gotten a lot of info by reading several posts. My friend and I are going to Brazil for the first time for mongering and would gratefully appreciate getting some help from you all on the following:

Dates: June 3rd to June 11th (flying in and out of Sao Paulo).

1. How many nights should we be in Sao Paulo vs Rio (8 nights total). I am currently thinking 2 nights in SP, 5 nights in Rio, and the last night again in SP before we fly out.

2. In rio. Which hotel should we stay in? Thinking of getting our own rooms as are intentions are to have a girl over every other night in our room. We were ideally looking for a sure shot girl friendly hotel (something on or close to the beach).

- Confused between Sheraton in Leblon and some Copa / Ipanema hotels. Some threads mentioned that Sheraton is not a girl friendly hotel, but some said that it is.

2 nights in SP and 5 in Rio is good. Make sure you goto Scandolla in Sao Paulo. And make sure you goto 4 x4 in Rio. Enjoy.

[Rahsta]

Friday Night Lights -.

Vagabundo linked up with an ISGer in Botafogo and had a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, always excellent.

We took metro to 202. Wow, what super talent. The best ones were scooped up before I could session, but arriving 18 h is optimal.

Around the corner at 116, it was packed, and lots of good talent. 116 is loud and smoke filled. Two times I tried to take a fave up to a room. Both times there was a delay and the f'kin local music and smoke drove me to cancel, and they gave me my70 r for 20 minutes back, and I joined wingman who wanted to go.

Between those venues we also went to an little club 04 where michelle noemie bilas Obama spreads her big negra cheeks on command for rabbi vagabundo's bratwurst.

Then to club 31, which had just 4 girls, and wingman said lets move on.

Mv30 cover 25 was to his and my liking, perhaps more upscale in that there is an actual boate, and an actual pool room, and the cover keeps the customers who pay nada at 202 and 116 out.

But that was about enough, so we headed "home" whatever that means, and ubered out like space aliens leaving earth 54,000 years ago.

Roughly that's how I feel.

I regretted not fucking that old fave at 116, but the fucking pounding music and the second hand smoke. At 116 or 202, the best is to get in and fuck. But they are great clubs. So much porn quality talent.

The hotel on the darkside at rua the inhuama 95 is closed.

It's a ravenous town.

Nice report, where is club 202 and club 04? I will be in Rio on May 22. Thanks.

[Vagabundo1]

Friday Night Lights -.

Vagabundo linked up with an ISGer in Botafogo and had a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, always excellent.

We took metro to 202. Wow, what super talent. The best ones were scooped up before I could session, but arriving 18 h is optimal.

Around the corner at 116, it was packed, and lots of good talent. 116 is loud and smoke filled. Two times I tried to take a fave up to a room. Both times there was a delay and the f'kin local music and smoke drove me to cancel, and they gave me my70 r for 20 minutes back, and I joined wingman who wanted to go.

Between those venues we also went to an little club 04 where michelle noemie bilas Obama spreads her big negra cheeks on command for rabbi vagabundo's bratwurst.

Then to club 31, which had just 4 girls, and wingman said lets move on.

Mv30 cover 25 was to his and my liking, perhaps more upscale in that there is an actual boate, and an actual pool room, and the cover keeps the customers who pay nada at 202 and 116 out.

But that was about enough, so we headed "home" whatever that means, and ubered out like space aliens leaving earth 54,000 years ago.

Roughly that's how I feel.

I regretted not fucking that old fave at 116, but the fucking pounding music and the second hand smoke. At 116 or 202, the best is to get in and fuck. But they are great clubs. So much porn quality talent.

The hotel on the darkside at rua the inhuama 95 is closed.

It's a ravenous town.

[Xpartan]

Business class fares like any fares vary, I'm looking at business class fares now for a future trip but it's long time away and from NY to gig it's $3,480. I usually only fly business class to Rio for the general service, comfort and lie flat seats. The food is better than coach but still sucks. Last year I got a first class seat to Brazil using miles at a great rate, the food was not much better and the seats were the same. During the covid years they had great deals using miles now they want too much miles, it's not worth it. It can blow the budget especially you're spending big part of your budget just for 10 hours of luxury when you can use that extra money on your 2 week trip. But I hate coach for such a long flight and I'm very spoiled having worked for the airlines many years ago and flying to Rio always first class which in those days was much different level than today. Life is short, live it up, buy the business class ticket, stretch out and enjoy yourself.

I hear you, but even 3. 6 would be too rich for my blood. I'd hate breaking my brain trying to calculate how much fun I could've had for that kind of dough, kkkk.

To me, the realm of possible is when Biz fares are within 250% of coach. That much I can justify -- still grudgingly, LOL.

Miles are the best, but super-hard to redeem for Biz nowadays, unless you're very flexible.

[Xpartan]

Hello community! It's my first post here and I have already gotten a lot of info by reading several posts. My friend and I are going to Brazil for the first time for mongering and would gratefully appreciate getting some help from you all on the following:

Dates: June 3rd to June 11th (flying in and out of Sao Paulo).

1. How many nights should we be in Sao Paulo vs Rio (8 nights total). I am currently thinking 2 nights in SP, 5 nights in Rio, and the last night again in SP before we fly out.

2. In rio. Which hotel should we stay in? Thinking of getting our own rooms as are intentions are to have a girl over every other night in our room. We were ideally looking for a sure shot girl friendly hotel (something on or close to the beach).

- Confused between Sheraton in Leblon and some Copa / Ipanema hotels. Some threads mentioned that Sheraton is not a girl friendly hotel, but some said that it is.

1. IMHO, you're setting yourselves for a disappointment. Both are huge cities, and you don't have enough time for either of them, especially since this is your maiden voyage. If you can't stay longer, do SP OR Rio, but not both.

2. If you pick Rio, forget Sheraton. It's GF, at least was 9 years ago, but better stay in Copa to be close to everything. Leblon is not far, but it can take a while to get anywhere in Rio traffic. Read the hotels thread for GF hotels in Copa, or find a 2-bdrm GF Airbnb. Hilton and JW Marriott are both GF.

[Steve 9696]

Hello community! It's my first post here and I have already gotten a lot of info by reading several posts. My friend and I are going to Brazil for the first time for mongering and would gratefully appreciate getting some help from you all on the following:

Dates: June 3rd to June 11th (flying in and out of Sao Paulo).

1. How many nights should we be in Sao Paulo vs Rio (8 nights total). I am currently thinking 2 nights in SP, 5 nights in Rio, and the last night again in SP before we fly out.

2. In rio. Which hotel should we stay in? Thinking of getting our own rooms as are intentions are to have a girl over every other night in our room. We were ideally looking for a sure shot girl friendly hotel (something on or close to the beach).

- Confused between Sheraton in Leblon and some Copa / Ipanema hotels. Some threads mentioned that Sheraton is not a girl friendly hotel, but some said that it is.

In Rio really enjoyed Arena Leme all the way at the northeast end of Copa beach. Well priced super nice and beachfront. Pool is tiny like a hot tub. If that matters. Otherwise great with rooftop bar and amazing view. I walked my girl straight past the front desk at 10 pm and absolutely no discussion. All good.

[FancyFox]

Hello community! It's my first post here and I have already gotten a lot of info by reading several posts. My friend and I are going to Brazil for the first time for mongering and would gratefully appreciate getting some help from you all on the following:

Dates: June 3rd to June 11th (flying in and out of Sao Paulo).

1. How many nights should we be in Sao Paulo vs Rio (8 nights total). I am currently thinking 2 nights in SP, 5 nights in Rio, and the last night again in SP before we fly out.

2. In rio. Which hotel should we stay in? Thinking of getting our own rooms as are intentions are to have a girl over every other night in our room. We were ideally looking for a sure shot girl friendly hotel (something on or close to the beach).

- Confused between Sheraton in Leblon and some Copa / Ipanema hotels. Some threads mentioned that Sheraton is not a girl friendly hotel, but some said that it is.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hold on. Nina DePonca the 80's porn star? She lives in Rio?

He's not fucking Nina DePonca. That's what he calls the girl he is fucking that apparently looks like her.