Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jan 156]

I don't know of the effect is immediate or not but Balcony it seems got a suspension notice yesterday.

http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/dois-est...nores-12819966

[Jan 156]

I don't think you will get your phone back. I'm sorry to hear you got it stolen.

Can you describe which casa it happened in? While most casas are honest, the occasional one is not. One I always avoid, even if a girl from outside the casa wants to go there, is about the second along on the left as you enter the Yoo-bend coming from West (usual approach, for instance if you are coming from Sao Cristovao). There is a small bar on the left hand side as you go in unless they've moved it around recently. Then the stairs at the back and to the left lead upstairs and as the cubicles are so small it seems natural to put your gear on the floor by the door, which doesn't lock. As you do the business, the girl tries to hold you tight to stop you looking round. Meanwhile someone croucing down outside the door opens it suficiently to rifle through your trousers.

For future reference, maybe try not to take too much worth stealing to VM. I was sessioning with a girl in another casa one time, and she was very hot and I was enjoying it immensely, yet aware with a smile that one long skinny arm was reaching out to the table where I had put my clothes. I could sense from the small muscle movements in her upper arm that she was trying to rifle through my pockets. I laughed and told her she wouldn't find anything, and gently pulled her arm back and carried on enjoying myself. (My extra cash was under the insole of my trainers; enough for beers, another session or two, and a bus home: it meant that if a girl tried to ask for more I would empty a pocket and 'discover' that I only had more or less the correct money. If I needed privacy to top up my immediate cash I would maybe go inside the small cafe at the front of the you-bend or, if it was busy, a toilet area.) I also always roll my trousers or jeans up when I take them off and if possible put them on the floor (on top of my trainers) away from both the reach of the girl and the door.

Even if you have a 'TrackMyPhone' app or follow someone who you think stole it, do you really think you would be able to recover it? Whoever took it will have got rid of it by now and if you were to confront a group of Brasilians on your own it would be a very foolish thing to do. If you want to make an insurance claim you need to go to the Tourist Police in Leblon if you haven't done so to get a certificate to say you reported it. That will probably take several hours.

It was a bad experience. You will feel terrible and probably a bit dumb for a day or two. Then it will pass. Learning experience. Think of it as tourist tax.

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

I tried talking to the original guy I had to pay, and he was like, No one took your cell phone, get out of here.

Interestingly the one girl I saw left to go home right then, and was escorted by one of the guys working there. I saw her get on the metro north but couldn't follow her any further as I couldn't get a metro ticket fast enough to board. I'm so tempted to just waiting for her one day now, and just follow her home, but I know the phone is a lost cause now.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

[PatmarBeleza1]

So, I actually did have that experience of banging while Paris burned, or as close as it gets in Rio. Exiting a hour session in Av Pres (Getulio, see the movie!) Vargas, where I banged a dark negra for an hour and CIM twice, I was met by a protest on the main street. But the reality is that it was a sectoral, professional protest. It was less than 100 people, carrying signs, and probably out numbered by cops. Across the street, with me going across the intersection were a normal cross section of cariocas -- including as I have become hypersenstized to -- a very hot, morena business girl who again was a lot more attractive than the pros in the prives and termas.

The next day I had a diaria with another prive girl. The best cost benefit by far in RJ and everywhere I have been in Brazil is with the prive girls. Termas are generally (at least from my perspective, and especially during this predictable 1-month boom, to be followed by a an equally predictable at least 1-month depression later in the summer) best to go spectate after the prive, whether it is the proverbial 100 r shower at MC or wherever.

FWIW, the best looking woman I saw in RJ was an American, about 21, long legged, natural breasted, brunette haired, and 5'10". Smart, interesting, interested, articulate, athletic; texting like mad like every 21 year old woman on earth, perhaps. It just reinforced my view that the most attractive Brazilian women are far from RJ. Sex is a necessary, but not sufficient, component of happiness; banging endless bunda is fine as far as it goes, but talking with an intelligent woman is sublime for its own sake.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Carry two cell phones, on separate parts of your body. The cheapest that you can afford to lose and not think twice about (everyone's economics are different).

In a confrontation (not just in brazil, but everywhere), the most powerful weapon is a camera. Point it at a opponent, especially a criminal, and they will retreat.

Always be ready to call the police and report your location, accurately. Teach yourself this on a computer with a map and a translation program. (lots of stupid testosterone on this thread about fighting. Fighting is always stupid. The only realistic move is to give up quicklyif there's a real fight).

The locals will listen to your call to the police. Accurately calling in the police within earshot is another sure way to get a criminal or opponent actually running away.

A wingman who is really valuable is someone who has the same routine as outlined above. What you should be able to do together is to go backwards away from the threat to board the closest taxi possible and get as far away as possible. You should be able to take pictures on smart phones of each other moving away.

Hey all,

I wanted to see if anyone has any connections in Vila Mimosa. I was there tonight and got my iphone stolen while doing a girl. Morena goes by the name Bruna, tall young girl wearing yellow thong, went upstairs with her and the door wouldn't lock, but no one else was upstairs. She had knocked the clothes off the end of the little bed, while we were goin at it, which I didn't think much about, but then when I was finished, I realized someone had taken my underwear and my iphone was missing. I know it was the other girl there, as I saw her go down the stairs, and no other guy was around. Then I saw in the room next door my underwear and of course no iphone.

I tried talking to the original guy I had to pay, and he was like, No one took your cell phone, get out of here.

Interestingly the one girl I saw left to go home right then, and was escorted by one of the guys working there. I saw her get on the metro north but couldn't follow her any further as I couldn't get a metro ticket fast enough to board. I'm so tempted to just waiting for her one day now, and just follow her home, but I know the phone is a lost cause now.

However, wanted to see if anyone was connected there and knows if there is someone who can help recover it. Its an international iphone, and I've already sent everything to deactivate it.

Any assistance is greatly appreciated.

[Exec Talent]

Can you explain the connection BTW Africa and the attributed characteristics?

Every few months someone starts with this crap. Let it go.

[Sperto]

Sperto you are absolutly right, we do the same in Sampa.

Do you folks in Rio also promote parties at these prives?

ABG.

No, unfortunately they don't.

[AltoBomGosto]

Propably not because of being cheap but because they have learnt that there are many gems to be found at the cheap prives.
This year I had some of my best sessions at a priv that charged R$60 for a threesome with two girls.

Sperto you are absolutly right, we do the same in Sampa.

Do you folks in Rio also promote parties at these privées?

ABG.

[Sperto]

I would have loved to visit Villa Mimosa for the excitement but could not find it. I understand it has been moved for the Olympic.

For kicks I looked up a few videos about Villa Mimosa in YOUTUBE.
FUCK! The alley is crowded, run down, filthy and the women are old, ugly, dirty...
Other videos show crude-looking girls stripping and lap dancing for guys in bars. The bars and clubs all look cheap, low-class, dirty. The girls are mostly old, big and ugly, hanging out on bars' door steps, flapping their skirts and baring their fat crotches at shoppers.
There ain't no way I am going to stick my dick into anything that old or that bad looking, risking my ass in a crime-ridden ghetto of Rio. Villa Mimosa looks gross!

Funny how a guy who couldn't even find Vila Mimosa could judge VM just by watching youtube videos.

[Sperto]

Why do some guys feel the need to go lower and lower down the pole until they put themselves in vulnerable positions? If they can afford to buy an expensive plane ticket (and they are) to fly all the way down to South America, can't they pay a little more and just go to a Terma?

Propably not because of being cheap but because they have learnt that there are many gems to be found at the cheap privées.
This year I had some of my best sessions at a privê that charged R$60 for a threesome with two girls.

[Australian1]

Hello all,

I am coming to World Cup and of course seeking some cute girlfriends to enjoy. I speak English only. I would love to meet up for beers and chat with like minded guys. On arrival I think I will need an excellent massage to ease the pain of the long flight. I welcome suggestions. Thank you and lets have a fun and safe WC.

[GrandMenino]

Can you explain the connection BTW Africa and the attributed characteristics?

Brazilians girls tend to be big-boned, also very rough, rude and aggressive with some of their genes from Africa.

[LukeSkywalker]

For kicks I looked up a few videos about Villa Mimosa in YOUTUBE.

FUCK! The alley is crowded, run down, filthy and the women are old, ugly, dirty. There was an interview with an old, ugly woman in her 40's. She went to work in termas downtown but could not compete with the younger girls. Many days she went home hungry. So she hangs out in Villa Mimosa doing US $20 fucks. She said at least she makes some money everyday.

Other videos show crude-looking girls stripping and lap dancing for guys in bars. The bars and clubs all look cheap, low-class, dirty. The girls are mostly old, big and ugly, hanging out on bars' door steps, flapping their skirts and baring their fat crotches at shoppers.

There ain't no way I am going to stick my dick into anything that old or that bad looking, risking my ass in a crime-ridden ghetto of Rio. Villa Mimosa looks gross!

Brazilians girls tend to be big-boned, also very rough, rude and aggressive with some of their genes from Africa. I much prefer the nice, sweet, gentle, fun, pretty girls in Argentina and Uruguay.

Yeah, termas aren't perfect. Being in a towel next to so many other guys isn't cool. If you are going to do that, it has to be a spa atmosphere like an FKK where it makes sense. Otherwise, you are just in a small room with a bunch of sweaty horny guys. Some are so small that it starts to become an infringe on your personal space. But at least termas are safe havens.

Doesn't reading posts about guys getting robbed or drugged deter you at all? If you like to flirt with danger, then fine. Its just that when I read those posts, these guys are complaining, saying that this country or that isn't safe. All I can think is -- you had it coming.

[Azn Safado]

Valentine's Day is coming this Thursday! Normally, I would say who gives a fuck in the US. However, in Rio it's ok because 4 x4 will wave your entrance fee (R$50 discount) if you take a girl to the room any time before they close that day. I just called them to confirm whether or not they would be open on the Holy Holiday that is the World Cup opener for Brazil this Thursday and they said yes. They also said that they would be having the promotion I just mentioned.

I'm going to call them again tomorrow just to be sure that the receptionist that I just talked to wasn't on crack.

[Manny51]

Men are genetically made up to be hunters. They enjoy the hunt and the kills.

I went to a few termas in Rio. There were some stunningly beautiful girls, either pale white or dark black. They have sexy, beautiful bodies with unblemished skin. L'uomo had 5 or 6 girls, of which 2 were stunners. I just did not like to sit around in a small room in bright, flat lighting with a bunch of naked older guys wrapped in towels. It's cheesy and it killed off any romantic feelings with the girls.

It's too easy to hook girls in termas. There are little challenges and fun in it. Lots of guys like to hunt for the elusive diamonds in the rough among street walkers, and the good feelings of scoring a good bargain, knowing the potential dangers of getting robbed or beat up. The excitement is part of the game and is enjoyable.

I would have loved to visit Villa Mimosa for the excitement but could not find it. I understand it has been moved for the Olympic.

The escort services were good bargain. They did send me a good-looking young girl with tight and toned body.

Yeah, termas aren't perfect. Being in a towel next to so many other guys isn't cool. If you are going to do that, it has to be a spa atmosphere like an FKK where it makes sense. Otherwise, you are just in a small room with a bunch of sweaty horny guys. Some are so small that it starts to become an infringe on your personal space. But at least termas are safe havens.

Doesn't reading posts about guys getting robbed or drugged deter you at all? If you like to flirt with danger, then fine. Its just that when I read those posts, these guys are complaining, saying that this country or that isn't safe. All I can think is -- you had it coming.

[LukeSkywalker]

Men are genetically made up to be hunters. They enjoy the hunt and the kills.

I went to a few termas in Rio. There were some stunningly beautiful girls, either pale white or dark black. They have sexy, beautiful bodies with unblemished skin. L'uomo had 5 or 6 girls, of which 2 were stunners. I just did not like to sit around in a small room in bright, flat lighting with a bunch of naked older guys wrapped in towels. It's cheesy and it killed off any romantic feelings with the girls.

It's too easy to hook girls in termas. There are little challenges and fun in it. Lots of guys like to hunt for the elusive diamonds in the rough among street walkers, and the good feelings of scoring a good bargain, knowing the potential dangers of getting robbed or beat up. The excitement is part of the game and is enjoyable.

I would have loved to visit Villa Mimosa for the excitement but could not find it. I understand it has been moved for the Olympic.

The escort services were good bargain. They did send me a good-looking young girl with tight and toned body.

I have never understood some guys fascination with streetwalkers.

Why do some guys feel the need to go lower and lower down the pole until they put themselves in vulnerable positions? If they can afford to buy an expensive plane ticket (and they are) to fly all the way down to South America, can't they pay a little more and just go to a Terma?.