Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?

This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.

I will post my links, below.

I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!

https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ

https://youtu.be/d01PmbHEekk?si=Bffqx646Hwf7qiGT

Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.

[CCRider1008]

If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.

Yes will do. Whether required or not I always tell girls to have their ID and be ready to present to front desk. Cuts down on scammers or problem girls.

Seth, I will look for Alberto if he's still there in Sept. Do you think he could be a source of reliable girls if I tell him what's on the menu? When I travel, I'm a tourist and monger so I don't have unlimited time to source a bunch of venues. Although I will make my rounds to a couple termas, boates, prives, clinicas in Rio and SP.

[Anaggie]

The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.

If anyone is staying at the JW, just make sure the girl has her original ID card or the digital one from the govt to register if you are bringing her up to the room. I have had issues with the front desk about the girl not having an original card or using a pdf copy. Each time it was at night and the girl was staying overnight so I don't know about guests for a few hours.

[SethMacfarlane]

Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.

I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.

Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).

The JW was totally cool with working girls when I was there in November. They know what's up. Ideally, tell them to dress modestly but either way, I didn't have any problems. Hell, the bartender in the lobby complimented me on my picks the day after😂.Albert is his name I think, a cool MF. If you need any kind of info, ask him. He knows what time it is.

[MongerFriend]

Apologies for a review that is a few months old.

Arrived in Rio late the previous night with a boner. Randomly picked the ibis Copacabana Posto 5 for stay. Paid about $60 for stay including breakfast.

I was planning to call a girl I had been talking to a temp love motel. But when I told her that I am staying in Ibis, she said it is one of the best places for mongering. 2 birds with one stone!

She was phenomenal. She seemed to want to stay beyond our agreed upon time. She seemed hesitant to leave but I really had to sleep after a 17 hour flight and a 2 hour fuck. Slept like a baby and then woke up to find the apartment a mess with condoms on the floor. Tipped room service and started off one of the best weeks of my life. Fucked 11 girls in my 7 days there. Will post reports as and when I get time.

[CCRider1008]

Plan on using termas, prives, massage joints in rio as candidate pool for getting working girls to my hotel for sessions next day. My goals are BBFS, GFE and "scamfree as little hassle as possible" sessions at hotel. Hotel is higher end, JW or Porto. I'm good-looking guy, will speak some Portuguese, and have decent rap with girls. Very experienced monger. First time in Brazil. Will have shit together re tests, PREP and how to pitch that. Done it many times.

I only have 6 days in Rio. So, my question is which venue will have the highest success rate? I'm not so much needing all girls to be 9/10's. I'd rather have 6/7 that was immense fun and provided good GFE experiences.

Can do some online game too before, but as many on this board has said online is fraught with no show and time wasters (my fucking pet peeve -- wasting my time).

[Vagabundo1]

I have now listened to both.

Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.

I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.

Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.

Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?

I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perhaps I should start again? Or I should start again my healthy sex addiction in lieu of all of the above.

Can someone please send any documents to expense terapias from hoars to the swiss veterans administration for the treatment of trauma, and documents for vitamin k and thc for psychiatric services to the swiss re insurance agency for ubs?

Danke.

And all the answers for the imarty exam to become a brazilian diplomat?

It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".

[Vagabundo1]

I have now listened to both.

Tropic of cancer and tropic of capricorn over and over.

I find solace in a soulmate writer, henry miller.

Though I will even start to use kunt to avoid the auto spell correction for the dreaded see word.

Since I am a professor of feminist literature at a university federativa in Brazil, professor fidel castro, intercambio from Cuba via venezela, working on a spot bitcoin etf with the central banco de brics, I oben no one, except that kunt dilma, who towers over botafogo with a strapon, or is it just the gin talking?

I have not smoked or drank since at least a hundred hours ago, perha.

It seems that your posts are somewhat in the style of Henry Miller's "Tropic Of Cancer".

[The Cane]

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

Centaurus used to be known as the "high brow" termas in Rio. But in any event, just like all the rest of the termas, it's not close to being in Scandallo's league. That's for certain.

[BenTiger07]

I learned every man's taste is different & I respect that, but from my perspective thus far on comparing Rio / Paulo:

There is no high end prive / clinica in rio like there is in sao paulo. I heard someone say onix so I visited. By saying onix is high end, you told me you never been to high end clinicas without telling me. Medium end spot at best. But that's ok as you can find those gems who don't know theyre gems yet in the medium end prives sometimes.

As far as most high end spots in rio, it seems to be those spots you guys just mentioned. Perola's good, but not the most high end in rio. I went on a Wednesday though. I'll try it on a weekend.

Online escort scene is equal in both areas. Can find it all from low to high class. Online escort isn't something I do often though. I get why guys do it, but I don't enjoy a virtual feeling of hunting through researching, scheduling, & then no shows or doesn't look like her 35% of the time. There are alot of sites, but fatalmodel (has it all. Ow-high end) got the job done for me. Barravipsrio too (for high end only).

Can generally save more in rio than sao paulo. Cost of living slightly lower.

As someone from the city in US, more city from sao paulo can bother me. So escaping to rio's scenery just feels healthier.

With no clear winner, ill just have to split my time in both.

[Vagabundo1]

Well, or repetition.

This comes up over and over and maybe board regulars just don't always answer.

The answer is Perola Negra. See below.

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

[Steve 9696]

Hello Rio,

For the daytime:

Compared to the high end clinicas / prives in sao paulo, is there anything like that in rio? I've only found medium & low end prives.

For the nighttime:

I know there's nothing as high end as scandallo in rio or maybe even the entire world, but what would be the closest thing in rio?

Think you got your answer from the silence. I think Monte Carlo and Solarium are as high end as Rio gets and that is a FAR cry from Scandallo and Bomboa. So yeah I'the say nothing vaguely similar. But I like Monte Carlo for a small bar vibe and a smallish but pretty girls selection.

[Yamazaki77]

If your phone support esim get you can get one before you even land in Brazil. https://www.airalo.com/brazil-esim.

I used this on the last three trips. Cheap and convenient if your phone supports dual SIM.

Just change cellular data to the new esim and you're set.

This is my biggest complaint when I visit Brazil. I even got a cpf and I still couldn't get a sim card from a shop. Your two best options are:

1. Get a girl to buy a sim card for you using here CPF.

2. Buy a TIM sim card and activate it using the English line which you can only access via Portuguese menu (because Brazil). I think it is along the lines of dialing *144 then pressing 3 to activate and then 3 again for the English line. They ask you for your passport number, expiry date, name and city. It doesn't matter if you give them fake info for all of this. I looked at my activation data for one of my sim cards and the completely mangled both my name and passport number but my phone worked fine.

Recharging is also a pain and I found it to be best done via drsim online even with the annoying fee tagged on top of the recharge.

[Xpartan]

Are you carrying a burner that has a physical sim so that you can add a sim later upon arrival into Rio? If you have a phone that has one physical and one eSIM, then I assume you just swap out your original sim for the new one for Brazil.

Since my phone has two esims, I tried to get my friend to get me a prepaid eSIM (using his cpf) for Brazil but it works out to be too expensive for a just a few days of use. Easier to buy an eSIM online with 5 GB of download for the time I spent there.

I carry two phones. One is my old, but fully functional smartphone that I don't mind losing. For this reason I prefer carrying it outside in Brazil. That's the phone I install a physical card in.

Another one is my current phone. I buy a 1 GB eSIM card for $10 before travel, and it serves me well because I use WiFi wherever I can and Zap is free anyway. I basically only need this 1 gb for Uber and Google Maps, and when it fails to connect to WiFi at the airport.

The only inconvenience is that when I go on tours, or walks, or expect to take pictures otherwise, I still have to take my better phone with me, because the old one's camera is shit. But this setup works for me in general.

[Fellas]

Hi guys,

I am a regular Rio monger but I have always been in Copa to date. Now I will be in Barra for some weeks and I am wondering what is the best place there to pick up girls during the day? Since I am on European time zone I will be most horny in the morning and early afternoon).

And for the night: is it all termas or massage parlours or is there a similar place like Mabs?

Thanks guys for any hints!

Euro Spa and Eros massagem are both in barra, some good looking girls and prices are 220 for an hour. There is recreio also, when I went it was carnival so selection wasn't that impressive.

I would prefer to metro and head to centro and you will have unlimited selection of prives.