Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jubby007]

Sundays were also my favorite time to go, but before they closed I started going on their "Feijoada Saturdays".

Can you stop living in the mormory lane? I have discover nearly 20+ chiks after I stop whinning about lack of chiks and options. Do your homework and you wil find more garotas. The wporld has 8 billion+ population buddy.

[The Cane]

Oh man! Wow you're bringing back memories! Luomo was my Sunday spot, especially when they had the buffet. Between banging one of the stars in there, eating their food, and falling asleep in a lounge chair watching soccer I would be in their for hours. LOL

Sundays were also my favorite time to go, but before they closed I started going on their "Feijoada Saturdays".

[Mongmann]

now, that's what i'm talking about! this is the rio side's locker room, and this is how we see it! we have not turned our backs on the marvelous city! now, if you're a lazy monger whose whole vacation in rio was puta praia, meia pataca, and helpee at night, then yes you should take your lazy mongering ways to the dr for a lazy, overpriced, underperforming fuck lol!

but, one of the termas in my regular "rotation" did shut down, and that was l'uomo. when i first started going to rio l'uomo was good. then there were several trips where the line-up was just not up to snuff. but then, it came roaring back near the end with some strong providers to my personal liking who i will never forget!

it's still unclear to me why l'uomo closed its doors and never came back. last i heard, it was a simple matter of the landlord declining to renew the lease. so, why didn't l'uomo set up shop some place else then? surely they could have found another willing landlord somewhere in the city? all i know is that i had some outstanding anal holidays "up in there" hahaha! attached a few pics of some lasting l'uomo memories.

oh man! wow you're bringing back memories! luomo was my sunday spot, especially when they had the buffet. between banging one of the stars in there, eating their food, and falling asleep in a lounge chair watching soccer i would be in their for hours. lol

[Riofan6]

Chicks that have cat fish / black beans smelly pussy LOL

I could have gone a LOOONNGG time without THIS mental image

[The Cane]

the only folks who are so disappointed now are guys who didn't know what the hell they were doing in the first place. if meia pataca and help is / was your end all to be all well then you're screwed because those days are never coming back. for the rest of us who have a half a brain then the place is just fine.

now, that's what i'm talking about! this is the rio side's locker room, and this is how we see it! we have not turned our backs on the marvelous city! now, if you're a lazy monger whose whole vacation in rio was puta praia, meia pataca, and helpee at night, then yes you should take your lazy mongering ways to the dr for a lazy, overpriced, underperforming fuck lol!

but, one of the termas in my regular "rotation" did shut down, and that was l'uomo. when i first started going to rio l'uomo was good. then there were several trips where the line-up was just not up to snuff. but then, it came roaring back near the end with some strong providers to my personal liking who i will never forget!

it's still unclear to me why l'uomo closed its doors and never came back. last i heard, it was a simple matter of the landlord declining to renew the lease. so, why didn't l'uomo set up shop some place else then? surely they could have found another willing landlord somewhere in the city? all i know is that i had some outstanding anal holidays "up in there" hahaha! attached a few pics of some lasting l'uomo memories.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Well I have to disagree with you there. The only people that know about the top termas in Rio are mongers looking for the top termas in Rio. Among all my family and friends the only people who would have any idea what I was talking about if I mentioned Monte Carlo or 4x4 are my monger buddies. That's it. Who is looking on the Internet for the top brothels list except us and people like us. LOL. Man nobody is paying attention to these places. They're not giving Rio a bad name at all. As far as Bieber goes, he's a celebrity. Folks are following him everywhere he goes so if celebrities are going to be in termas during the cup well I'm sure someone will find out. But I don't think they care. Rio and Brazil as a whole have a lot bigger fish to fry than closing Monte Carlo..

I hope you're right. I love Rio to death and have been 3 times this year banging 30 chicks and having had 4 gdps come stay for free 3/4 days in a row at hotels after befriending them. The cheap spots have the best chicks for me apart from the occasional 4 x 4 stunner as I like exotic chicks. I also need to check out the peripheral termas in other barrios in Rio to find some more dimes to take out for free.

[Mongmann]

It doesn't matter that Termas are hard to find. Wake up-The whole world knows about the top ones in Rio because they are on top brothel lists worldwide.

They don't want that reputation anymore-at least untill after the world's press have left after The Olympics-maybe other cities in BR will benefit from Rio's loss.

Well I have to disagree with you there. The only people that know about the top termas in Rio are mongers looking for the top termas in Rio. Among all my family and friends the only people who would have any idea what I was talking about if I mentioned Monte Carlo or 4x4 are my monger buddies. That's it. Who is looking on the Internet for the top brothels list except us and people like us. LOL. Man nobody is paying attention to these places. They're not giving Rio a bad name at all. As far as Bieber goes, he's a celebrity. Folks are following him everywhere he goes so if celebrities are going to be in termas during the cup well I'm sure someone will find out. But I don't think they care. Rio and Brazil as a whole have a lot bigger fish to fry than closing Monte Carlo.

Speaking of MC I know damn well they're not remodeling that place right in time for the big "shut down". Please. The folks who own / run those termas are very well connected and they know what the hell their doing. You think a bunch on mongers on the board have better intel on termas being closed than the actual people who own them? Come on, don't be silly. The termas aren't going anywhere. No Balcony and obvious spot like that are another story. Bieber or whoever getting caught coming out of a terma is the last thing these people are worried about. I don't even think there is a legit push to actually close them down but even if there was one it would fail miserably. There are too many folks there who don't make much money who are ripe for bribery which I'm sure they're already doing.

Long story short, fellas calm down. You should be more worried about the act that 90% of the conversation here these days does not involve banging one of them phat asses down there. Guys will blame it on the scene changing but that's bull. The only folks who are so disappointed now are guys who didn't know what the hell they were doing in the first place. If meia pataca and Help is / was your end all to be all well then you're screwed because those days are never coming back. For the rest of us who have a half a brain then the place is just fine.

[Kid Cisco]

I bet the scoundrels running that scandal-driven rag TMZ are licking their chops in hopes of getting the scoop and outing some celebs in Rio during the Cup or Games patronizing a house of ill-repute, or having tutes delivered to their hotel rooms. Fame and glory is over-hyped. Just give me the money, and train the bright lights on somebody else. All Americans like to do is tear their celebrities down anyway. It's a national past time in this "reality" entertainment age.

Yep,

Cane I saw that shit when they had the 2008 games in Beijing, China LOL they took pictures of Melo, D Wade, and Prince James coming out of a Massage / escort house the news report said they spent 4 hours inside. And they interviewed the Taxi driver that took them there, you would think IF any place would shut down these type of places China would I guess they wanted to have a Free market too LOL.

Hell I won't even get started talking about how fuck up DR is with all those young punks that front like middle man playing " wannabe P.I.M.P.S."asking for money and selling you LAZY girls that seem like that HATE sex they agree to ALL night and once they get to the room they try to get you to cum as fast as they can and run back to the clubs/ bars the thing that stop me from going there is so many i mean so many of those chicks have a certain nasty odor to them that SMELL so bad until I can smell them hours after they leave lol along with the fact I kick some pimps asses REAL bad in a Club that I had to run back in hide in my hotel room for days until i could get a flight out lol.

I always laugh my ass off when I here guys bragging about that place when I know how fuck up it is and i been there many, many times in the 90's and STOP going there around 2007 and the ONLY reason I even kept going back to the place was because i was hoping things would get better like it was back in 90's so to me DR seen it better days lol lol ALL that left are a bunch of LAZY chicks that have cat fish/ black beans smelly pussy lol

Kid Cisco

[ForceSteeler]

This is a Rio de Janeiro lovers thread. The DR has its own threads. If you want to push The DR, then you should be doing it over there, not here. The DR has never been better than Brazil for mongering and never will be. But, you don't see us going over there trying to talk Rio up in front of those who prefer The DR. That type of behavior should not be encouraged anywhere in the forums. If you like one place over another, then you should post in the threads for that one place versus going to the other and putting it down. That's just plain etiquette and prevents unnecessary tensions.

Dominican Republic has a bunch of average girls with a few gems. Plus its getting wack because some of girls are asking for almost $100 now and they are horrible in bed, At least with Brazilian Women you will always get a good fuck when you spend your hard earn money.

[The Cane]

Damn, this sounds kinda like the spark that triggered the melee at the Atletico Paranaense and Vasco the Gama game."Our team is better than yours."

You have to know how to cheer and be enthusiastic for your team while not being rude to the fans of other squad at the same time. This is the Rio side's home pitch. If somebody wants to repeatedly talk about how much better some other destination is and that Rio is "done", then they should do that in the threads designated for that other particular destination.

It's the same thing with somebody always talking about how great London town is and how it's so much cheaper and better there than in Rio. How well is that received here? Not very. People are tired of it. If somebody wants to be a tout for The DR or London or wherever (while putting Rio down at the same time) , then they should tout about it in the relevant threads. Seems to me that's the proper decorum.

Now, I talk about Rio all the time in the FKK threads. The difference is that some people there have indicated they want to know about it number one. And number two, I don't ever put the FKKs down. That's the difference. As a matter of fact, I love the FKKs and say so freely! I also openly say I like the Rio termas better, but if I was over there talking about how the FKKs suck all the time compared to Rio, the FKK lovers would get tired of that real quick. And they should too because it's just plain rude.

Same thing with the "usual suspects" (believe me) bringing nothing but negativity about Rio and "the way it used to be". We love Rio, with all of its faults, so we're not trying to hear that. In short, there will be no melees as long as the fans of "Atletico Paranaense" and "Vasco de Gama" remain in their respective parts of the stadium stands! Respect.

[FuckAfMedDig]

Good point I must admit!

It doesn't matter that Termas are hard to find. Wake up-The whole world knows about the top ones in Rio because they are on top brothel lists worldwide.

They don't want that reputation anymore-at least untill after the world's press have left after The Olympics-maybe other cities in BR will benefit from Rio's loss.

[Poucolouco]

Rubbish! This is a Rio de Janeiro lovers thread. The DR has its own threads. If you want to push The DR, then you should be doing it over there, not here. The DR has never been better than Brazil for mongering and never will be. But, you don't see us going over there trying to talk Rio up in front of those who prefer The DR. That type of behavior should not be encouraged anywhere in the forums. If you like one place over another, then you should post in the threads for that one place versus going to the other and putting it down. That's just plain etiquette and prevents unnecessary tensions.

Damn, this sounds kinda like the spark that triggered the melee at the Atletico Paranaense and Vasco the Gama game."Our team is better than yours."

[The Cane]

The news crews will probably have all of their cameras trained on these places trying to catch (American and European) celebs and politicians sneaking in and out of these places.

I bet the scoundrels running that scandal-driven rag TMZ are licking their chops in hopes of getting the scoop and outing some celebs in Rio during the Cup or Games patronizing a house of ill-repute, or having tutes delivered to their hotel rooms. Fame and glory is over-hyped. Just give me the money, and train the bright lights on somebody else. All Americans like to do is tear their celebrities down anyway. It's a national past time in this "reality" entertainment age.

[Combo]

You didn't see what happened in the Bieber case recently?

Good point I must admit!

[SavePros321]

You didn't see what happened in the Bieber case recently?

Hate to say it, but that is an excellent point. The news crews will probably have all of their cameras trained on these places trying to catch (American and European) celebs and politicians sneaking in and out of these places. Then it will be that it was not the celeb or politicians fault for getting caught going to these places; it will be the fault of the termas for being there to begin with!

It's always much more scandalous when a (North) American is caught trying to pay for sex. Look at what happened in Cartagena.