Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Axel Heyst]

Solarium is a white girl convention. There is damn near zero diversity in there. If one likes a terma that is not even remotely close to representative of the make up of Rio or Brazil than this is the place.

That's funny because the last time I went to Solarium I selected a demure, all natural, slender, black spinner. She was very nice and she gave me very friendly service if you know what I mean. KKK.

I like 4 x 4 a lot, but I believe Solarium on average has better looking girls or to be more accurate, Solarium usually has more of the kind of girls that I prefer: attractive, slender, & all natural. Take the last time I was there: there were 3 girls out of 25 or so that caught my attention. The friendly black girl that I chose, and 2 other, attractive, slender & natural brancas. The black girl was actually my 2nd choice. My 1st choice was already sitting with a customer when I arrived. But I have no regrets about that night. My little black girl was terrific. Guess I am an equal opportunity monger. I like girls of all races. HA HA. Although my overall preference is for slender Brazilian white girls and Asian, Asian girls.

[Vagabundo1]

Very true.

And the black girls when they appear in Solarium are not top tier.

The top tier black girls are to be found in the prives of copa and centro, 4 x4, perola negra, mosaico, and of course VM.

Top tier morenas are to be found in Solarium, of course.

There are a whole list of zona norte and zona east boates, such as black and white in bonsuccesso, and what I call a new secret terma (as I am a mystery spy novel writer at heart) somewhere North of Barra that I plan to go to with some ISGers who are in town where there is the best talent to be had in black girls. I should know. Negras could keep me alive for another 100 years!

Solarium is a white girl convention. There is damn near zero diversity in there. If one likes a terma that is not even remotely close to representative of the make up of Rio or Brazil than this is the place.

[Mongmann]

Beach day!

After seeing the best asses in the world just inches from my face all day, I had to go to Solarium. Very different from 4 x4 and it just depends on what you like. No girl is "better" or "worse" than another girl just depends on what you like.

- Do you like girls to initially be modelesque ice queens preening themselves? Solarium.

- Do you like Cosmo girls more than Women of Color girls? Solarium.

- Do you like to feel somewhat classier or more upscale before penetrating? Solarium.

The same thing happens in both places once you get into a room. Room quality was the same for me. Had an amazing time at both. I just prefer more assertive women who don't initially give off the stone faced "I know I'm hot" vibe. Solarium is in a much nicer / safer neighborhood. Less expensive Uber from Ipanema / Copa. And with every encounter, YMMV. My chemistry with a lady will be wildly different than yours. Figure out how to get what you want using the vehicle provided.

Anywho, hung out beginning 6:30 ish on a Tuesday night. Freeballin under a robe again. 50/50 girl: guy ratio but nowhere to sit. Girls are taking up all the bar seats and a lot of the couch seats. Get your ass up -- those are for the people who paid are $150 just to get inside.

Nobody really fit my fancy. All were gorgeous. But there's always "that one" who speaks to me. Finally found a seat and 6 guys thought standing 2 feet in front of me blocking my view except for wide man ass was a great time. Yes, it's too small and badly laid out.

So I got up and stood by the other mirror until an old dude got up and took his prime perch next to the stairs. That's where you want to be -- can see the girls coming up before anyone else can nab them.

Bided my time for about 30 minutes knowing more will pop up over time. But the place is kind of boring. No peep show aspect like 4 x4, just girls standing, bored, and guys sitting either bored or talking to other guys. Ugh.

Finally The One came up the stairs. Probably 5'8 to 5'9, looks Italian or classy European, blonde hair, massive breasts stretching a fishnet "dress," slightly older (which I like as overall they're more confident, enjoy sex more, not so dead fish-ey) and smoke started coming out of my ears. Unfortunately, she ignored me and went straight to a guy at the bar. Fuck. But about 10 minutes later she started making her way back and I gave her the eye. Sat down next to me and we just looked into each other's eyes for an intensely personal amount of time. Things got going, up to the room, and she was incredible. After we were done and she let herself have a couple orgasms (a great sign that she let herself go) she instigated cuddles, kissing, made sure we stayed till the call, then pushed me against the wall so I couldn't go down the stairs right away. Her name was be-something but I had no idea what it was. But she's the only one who looks like that.

Went to the sauna, which is MUCH better than 4 x4's, which is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too punishingly searingly hot. Nice eucalyptus lemon in the steam. Skin felt amazing and so did I.

The nice little cherry on top was that the locker room attendant when I left was a cute lady who knew I was changing and stayed anyway. Well, I'm not shy so here's a huge gringo dick for you to check out.

Thinking Whiskeria (sp) tonight. We shall see.

Solarium is a white girl convention. There is damn near zero diversity in there. If one likes a terma that is not even remotely close to representative of the make up of Rio or Brazil than this is the place.

[UsaInEurope]

The first two times I went to Brazil were for Carnival in 2003 and 2004, with two friends, all in our early 20's. This was before I mongered, but we'd go out to the clubs in Imapnema, Copa, Botafogo, etc. And the regular girls would kiss you on the lips when you met them and were leaving in the same way that guys shake hands. If they liked you a bit more they would slip in some tongue. It blew me away and I still don't know how I didn't get more sick on the trip LOL. The first trip I slept with 4 girls in 11 days and I didn't speak a word of Portuguese!

I think the Brazilian culture is just overly sexualized, or perhaps they aren't encumbered by inhibitions that we have in Europe and North America. During Carnival I noticed that they didn't drink near as much as me and my friends. It was all about dancing with as many partners as you could, making out, hooking up, etc.

It's truly living.

What do you need drugs and booze for if you live passionately and without fear of judgement? Without sexual puritanism repression? Fuck. Our mannequins don't even have nipples. Everywhere else they have pussy lips. Fuck. USA is so fucked and repressed it's unbelievable.

Why wouldn't a functional human want to kiss and smile and have fun and enjoy? That doesn't mean you're going to fuck the person. So kiss and enjoy! Without the hangups and expectations.

[The Cane]

The first two times I went to Brazil were for Carnival in 2003 and 2004, with two friends, all in our early 20's. This was before I mongered, but we'd go out to the clubs in Imapnema, Copa, Botafogo, etc. And the regular girls would kiss you on the lips when you met them and were leaving in the same way that guys shake hands. If they liked you a bit more they would slip in some tongue. It blew me away and I still don't know how I didn't get more sick on the trip LOL.

Reminds me of my very first trip to Brazil so, so many years ago. Got back home and I was so sick. I was so, so sick! Had to take a week off from work just to recover LOL! And it all came down to going down there and kissing on all of those girls. Just DFKing like crazy. I remember literally swapping saliva with one of them! But I picked up a tip from a vet on one of these boards that I have followed on every single mongering trip I've taken since then, which is to gargle with Listerine regularly. I do it before I head out to a club. And I do it pretty immediately when I get back to my room. It kills those germs! And I've never gotten sick on a mongering trip ever again.

[Chicago85]

Thanks Cane! Yeah the kissing is just out of control. Every girl that sits next to me on the couch gives me the deepest most passionate kiss. Without wanting anything more. Just spectacular.

.... Back to Brazil, the sensuality is beyond compare. This is my 5th continent I've fucked across and might be the best...

The first two times I went to Brazil were for Carnival in 2003 and 2004, with two friends, all in our early 20's. This was before I mongered, but we'd go out to the clubs in Imapnema, Copa, Botafogo, etc. And the regular girls would kiss you on the lips when you met them and were leaving in the same way that guys shake hands. If they liked you a bit more they would slip in some tongue. It blew me away and I still don't know how I didn't get more sick on the trip LOL. The first trip I slept with 4 girls in 11 days and I didn't speak a word of Portuguese!

I think the Brazilian culture is just overly sexualized, or perhaps they aren't encumbered by inhibitions that we have in Europe and North America. During Carnival I noticed that they didn't drink near as much as me and my friends. It was all about dancing with as many partners as you could, making out, hooking up, etc.

[UsaInEurope]

Yes, the "couch play" the goes down in Brazil can be topnotch. It's what the guys who patronize the FKKs say they used to get back in the beginning in Germany, but alas no more. Save it for the zimmer they say. And WTF for? Don't they realize that some quality couch time can seal the deal? And the kissing! Man the way a Brasiliera kisses! I had a branca in Sao Paulo literally give me a "hickey of the tongue" she was going at it so deep and hard and with such passion. Have never had that before or since! Good reports! Glad you're enjoying your trip.

Thanks Cane! Yeah the kissing is just out of control. Every girl that sits next to me on the couch gives me the deepest most passionate kiss. Without wanting anything more. Just spectacular.

Sad to hear about the FKKs. Been there and loved all the PSA. I still say there's not much better than walking into a rando Berlin house and seeing a girl take 5 dicks at once and still wanting mine to fit somewhere. Germans are dirty motherfuckers.

Back to Brazilthe sensuality is beyond compare. This is my 5th continent I've fucked across and might be the best. Why am I leaving?

P.S. Today fucking sucks. Horny and no girls because Good Friday. Even the ones I have numbers for are all churched up. Fucking catholicism.

[The Cane]

Went back to 4 x4 around 6:30 after a day of hiking up to Fort Leme near Copa, having a great lunch and watching nearly naked girls on Ipanema. Overall had a wonderful mix of girls. Clean, tatted, tall, thick, fake boobs, fake ass, real, dark black, everything. I had my eye on a girl in a skintight body suit that was about 2 sizes too small and front zippered almost down to her belly button. Cute, jet black hair past her butt, chubby hot but put together, tits that were standing straight up, had glass on. Innocent dirty. Unf.

Played coy, again, because there was no threat of any guy taking her as there was no competition. Finally she came over and there was an immediate connection. Something I felt that's more of a pay for play thing. Hung out for a bit and then she put her tongue down my throat and sucked mine into hers and. You get the picture. Might be the deepest kiss I've ever gotten. Then deeper. I could feel the other girls staring, especially the ones I turned away, and loved it. Stay natural, ladies. Stay natural.

I love this place.

Yes, the "couch play" the goes down in Brazil can be topnotch. It's what the guys who patronize the FKKs say they used to get back in the beginning in Germany, but alas no more. Save it for the zimmer they say. And WTF for? Don't they realize that some quality couch time can seal the deal? And the kissing! Man the way a Brasiliera kisses! I had a branca in Sao Paulo literally give me a "hickey of the tongue" she was going at it so deep and hard and with such passion. Have never had that before or since! Good reports! Glad you're enjoying your trip.

[UsaInEurope]

Still horny for all the puta.

Went back to 4 x4 around 6:30 after a day of hiking up to Fort Leme near Copa, having a great lunch and watching nearly naked girls on Ipanema.

Got an Uber over there. Fucking Uber drivers, man. If it's within half a mile of the location they're like "ok here. " Fuck off you assholes. They turn down wrong streets and expect me to walk around Centro in the dark. Fuck off asshat. On pickup if they're within 2 blocks, good enough! I know it's a non-Western 3rd world country but you still have the little blue dot and, I'm sorry, you fucking know where Quatro Por Quatro is, puta.

Assholes.

So of course I made the guy spend 5 minutes driving in a big circle to drop me off in front of the place. That's what I paid for, and you get 1 star. Take that.

Walk in and the towel lady is in a much better mood and almost smiled. Phew.

Only 2-3 other guys in the whole club and it's wall to wall girls. Perfect. Enjoy a beer while ogling all the ass. One girl had nothing but pasties on and a fishline-wide thong on and I swear her pussy lips were hanging out. Too bad she was all tatted up. Not my thing, but her body was perfect -- short, baby fat but not fat, perky bouncy titties. Unf.

Some plastic bottle blonde sat down next to me, took my out of my boxers (these robes are TINY, man) and put her tongue down my throat. Nice to meet you! Sent her on her way after a bit of that.

Overall had a wonderful mix of girls. Clean, tatted, tall, thick, fake boobs, fake ass, real, dark black, everything.

Another girl asked to sit with me and I told her no -- not my type and didn't want someone I did want to think I'm with her. You have to boss the bitches around a little bit.

I had my eye on a girl in a skintight body suit that was about 2 sizes too small and front zippered almost down to her belly button. Cute, jet black hair past her butt, chubby hot but put together, tits that were standing straight up, had glass on. Innocent dirty. Unf.

Played coy, again, because there was no threat of any guy taking her as there was no competition. Finally she came over and there was an immediate connection. Something I felt that's more of a pay for play thing. Hung out for a bit and then she put her tongue down my throat and sucked mine into hers and. You get the picture. Might be the deepest kiss I've ever gotten. Then deeper. I could feel the other girls staring, especially the ones I turned away, and loved it. Stay natural, ladies. Stay natural.

Took her upstairs and, holy shit, that wasn't even the beginning of how hot the session was. Maybe the best -- personally or with a prostitute -- I've ever had. "It's been months and months since I haven't had to use lube!" "How do you know how to do all this? Have you taken sex classes?" hahahahahaha. Yes, she spoke English as she was on a cruise ship for a while. Anyway, 3 eyes rolling back in her head orgasms later, Karoline was too sensitive for any more play. Which, of course, made me lick her again to body shattering effect.

I love this place.

[UsaInEurope]

4 x4 is fixed. Report to follow.

Centro is a wasteland today for good Friday. No 13 de mayo. No dark room. No 1417.

Will tomorrow be shut down, too?

What about the Termas tonight? Tomorrow?

[The Critic]

Fucking my way across Rio.

I like reading your reports. Nice, detailed synopsis of experiences.

Just got back from my favorite country. Took a quick side trip to Curitiba which I will write about in that section.

I hope the issue at 4 x4 got fixed. Too bad you didn't find your Mystery Woman. Good reading your detailed reports as well.

[Joe2228]

Hi,

Anyone knows any apartment or house rentals company that works in Rio for group of 6 people, other than Airbnb.

[UsaInEurope]

Fucking my way across Rio.

The variety of types of girls is just outstanding. Yesterday was a curvy busty horny MILF. Today was a Perola, a super tight teen with a bubble butt and perfect tan on medium brown skin and dark dark nipples at Whiskeria 65. Wow.

Perola was her name. Dancing up a storm in the way too loud bar / club area. Almost physical pain just sitting there. But I was the ONLY guy at 6 pm and was surrounded by 20 mostly naked girls. One would sit next to me, DFK, stroke my cock and I'd watch the gyrations and suck her tits until she asked if I wanted to go upstairs and I'd say no thank you. Then another. Finally cycled to the one I had my eye on, Perola, but I was in no hurry whatsoever as there wasn't anyone else to take her. I caught her eye and she sat down next to me. My cock was about as thick as her forearm and I still asked if she did 'completo' which she said was 'compleado' or similar. Anyway she was willing to try and take me up her ass. Unf.

Lots of pressure to upgrade the room and time. I held strong to 30 minutes and a basic room. I knew I wasn't going to last long and this wasn't GFE.

The room was fairly nasty. Stain on the sheet, no pillow. But what it DID have that EVERY room should have was a thigh-high sink. She washed my cock in it, I peed down the drain. Very convenient.

My new favorite DATY position is her on all fours and me underneath her with our feet pointing in the same direction. I get to see everything and she gets to rub where it feels best for her. She came pretty quickly and was super juicy.

I was in no mood for a BJ so put the tent on and she could barely fit me in her tight tight pussy. Wow she's amazing. Then did try anal and didn't get very far. Tried again in another position with a ton of lube and no luck. Oh well, guess I just have the tightest puta in South America to play with.

Other notes:

- They don't take AmEx. Luckily I had cash. Aye. A Brahma and room was $390 real CC or $375 real cash. So always take backup so you can pay at the end.

- The locker room is basically in the entrance so I gave 2 lady attendants a strip show as I dropped the robe to re-dress. If you're lookin I'm not mindin.

- I didn't appreciate one of them begging and chasing me around for a tip, though.

- They do smoke in the bar.

- It is trashier than 4 x4 but I kinda like the gritty non-sterile environment.

[UsaInEurope]

Beach day!

After seeing the best asses in the world just inches from my face all day, I had to go to Solarium. Very different from 4 x4 and it just depends on what you like. No girl is "better" or "worse" than another girl just depends on what you like.

- Do you like girls to initially be modelesque ice queens preening themselves? Solarium.

- Do you like Cosmo girls more than Women of Color girls? Solarium.

- Do you like to feel somewhat classier or more upscale before penetrating? Solarium.

The same thing happens in both places once you get into a room. Room quality was the same for me. Had an amazing time at both. I just prefer more assertive women who don't initially give off the stone faced "I know I'm hot" vibe. Solarium is in a much nicer / safer neighborhood. Less expensive Uber from Ipanema / Copa. And with every encounter, YMMV. My chemistry with a lady will be wildly different than yours. Figure out how to get what you want using the vehicle provided.

Anywho, hung out beginning 6:30 ish on a Tuesday night. Freeballin under a robe again. 50/50 girl: guy ratio but nowhere to sit. Girls are taking up all the bar seats and a lot of the couch seats. Get your ass up -- those are for the people who paid are $150 just to get inside.

Nobody really fit my fancy. All were gorgeous. But there's always "that one" who speaks to me. Finally found a seat and 6 guys thought standing 2 feet in front of me blocking my view except for wide man ass was a great time. Yes, it's too small and badly laid out.

So I got up and stood by the other mirror until an old dude got up and took his prime perch next to the stairs. That's where you want to be -- can see the girls coming up before anyone else can nab them.

Bided my time for about 30 minutes knowing more will pop up over time. But the place is kind of boring. No peep show aspect like 4 x4, just girls standing, bored, and guys sitting either bored or talking to other guys. Ugh.

Finally The One came up the stairs. Probably 5'8 to 5'9, looks Italian or classy European, blonde hair, massive breasts stretching a fishnet "dress," slightly older (which I like as overall they're more confident, enjoy sex more, not so dead fish-ey) and smoke started coming out of my ears. Unfortunately, she ignored me and went straight to a guy at the bar. Fuck. But about 10 minutes later she started making her way back and I gave her the eye. Sat down next to me and we just looked into each other's eyes for an intensely personal amount of time. Things got going, up to the room, and she was incredible. After we were done and she let herself have a couple orgasms (a great sign that she let herself go) she instigated cuddles, kissing, made sure we stayed till the call, then pushed me against the wall so I couldn't go down the stairs right away. Her name was be-something but I had no idea what it was. But she's the only one who looks like that.

Went to the sauna, which is MUCH better than 4 x4's, which is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too punishingly searingly hot. Nice eucalyptus lemon in the steam. Skin felt amazing and so did I.

The nice little cherry on top was that the locker room attendant when I left was a cute lady who knew I was changing and stayed anyway. Well, I'm not shy so here's a huge gringo dick for you to check out.

Thinking Whiskeria (sp) tonight. We shall see.

[QuackUp]

"BA21. While walking around centro during the day I see this sign for the club. I walked in around 17:00. The entrance is are $10.00 and my water was are $10.00. The receptionist said hour was are $110.00, are $150 for 40 minutes".

"Is it USD?

It's in reais. For some reason the auto-correct changes the r. to are.