Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jan 156]

i know the rio strip clubs are probably a rip-off, but i like the option of chilling out with a drink while watching women strip. i don't see hardly any discussion on them. are they so bad that they are not worth discussing? there must be at least 1 decent strip club in rio. if someone can recommend one, please let me know. thanks.

they are very very exclusive, set in old colonial buildings hehe. you should be in possession of a dirty raincoat or similar so you have no worries about the seats and can cover or uncover your john as the occasion demands. at the front desk, a lady will relieve you of the hard earned sum of, well a few reis, i can't quite remember. be sure to give her the right change as the notes you get back are invaraibly smellier and less attractive than the ones you just gave her. a suave gentleman will then unclip a metal chain, signifying, upon examination of the piece of tillroll paper bequeathed you by the front desk, that you are duly permitted to enter the hallowed buldings of shame. they are quite glorious architecture, with balconies, a stage, and unisex toilets. grime has been carefuly preserved at every point to maintain that historical wonderland feel.

as you first go in, your eyes will be unacustomes to the darkness. a number of persons will walk disconcertingly near, or hover with intent, as you try to tell by smell alone whether they are male or female. the best place to go on enetering is probably the toilets, situated at the right hand side as you face the stage. this allows your eyes to acustom themselves at a leisurely pace to things like the scratchy low-level film being projected inbetween shows and the barrage of persons of dubious gender in the toilet. don't be alarmed if a large black woman has squeezed into a cubicle with some difficulty. she is not in need of your assistance as she graefully anbd noisily voids her bowels while peering at you invitingly. your hesitation is your fortuante undoing as soon a young slave will have volunteered to sit on th elady's ahem. manhood. (there are some women there as well, but they don't fart loudly.)

you will find people move seats quite often and people dressed in women's clothing wil patrol the aisles and ask if you want to do something. i'm not sure what the 'something' is, but quite possibly a quick round of 'guess the gender' in one of the cramped bathroom cubicles, or a game of 'i don't care i'm desperate just suck me off please, it's dark' which wll probably be acomplished in the back rows. people in some rows will seem less interested in the film than who is sittoing three seats along. other people seem to roam aimlessly, never quite finding the 'right seat'.

when the strippers come on, there is a subtle riot towards the front seats, as these are the best. at this point the lights go up and everyone you can see is fiercely heterosexual. some of the strippers are quite nice, some ok, some downright ugly.

the details you'll have gleaned from the above refer primarily to the proudly disgusting building on r. carioca, conveniently situated near to the black-and-white non-nonsense german restaurant, and the 10r-a-minute stairs at the end of the block. thus you have everything you need to sustain life within less than a hundred yards.

should your palate prefer a little more, or you were silly enough to pay immediately after the show instead of before (times are usually posted in the foyer outside) , there is another one a bit further up behind cinelandia cinema. cinelandia is of course, a 'proper'cinema, and you won't want to be seen coming out of one and into the other.

[Kdog]

I know the Rio strip clubs are probably a rip-off, but I like the option of chilling out with a drink while watching women strip. I don't see hardly any discussion on them. Are they so bad that they are not worth discussing? There must be at least 1 decent strip club in Rio. If someone can recommend one, please let me know. Thanks.

[Sperto]

Anyone wants to share any updates om Tijuca?

It seems like the few recent Rio reports are mostly on Balcony and the termas.

[Revere]

Maybe you never noticed but this thread has nothing to do with apartment ownership, property ownership, or any other real estate ownership. If this were such a thread I'd be talking about the 150 condos I own and rent out in Miami, the 85 I own in NYC, the 50 I own in Dallas and the 25 I own in Los Angeles, all with a minimum rent of $2, 100. 00 US.

Buddy, if you were smart you wouldn't own property anywhere in Brazil because they are overprice, many in Lagoa, Gavea, Leblon and other areas of Rio (95%) have questionable title ownership close to that of Lagos, Nigeria. Enough I'm going to talk about Brasilian real estate and that countries corrupt real estate market. And if your personality is reflective of what you type, I hope they rip you off!

Ipanema Carioca I agree the real ballers never talk and brag on what they have. It just shows no class when you have to tell everyone how well your doing. Who cares.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Buddy I own 10 apts + 2 shops in a mall = 12 properties and let me assure you that a price of real estate property and pussy will always incline. One Italian lady I know who own 14 apts in Rio is telling me to get buy whatever apt I can get in Rio because the prices will go sky high within a year or two. I'm giving a serious thought while discussing with attorneys in US with Brasil associates, in order to make a legit transaction. However, I'm schedule to buy 2-3 apts in London in 3 months.

Maybe you never noticed but this thread has nothing to do with apartment ownership, property ownership, or any other real estate ownership. If this were such a thread I'd be talking about the 150 condos I own and rent out in Miami, the 85 I own in NYC, the 50 I own in Dallas and the 25 I own in Los Angeles, all with a minimum rent of $2, 100. 00 US.

Buddy, if you were smart you wouldn't own property anywhere in Brazil because they are overprice, many in Lagoa, Gavea, Leblon and other areas of Rio (95%) have questionable title ownership close to that of Lagos, Nigeria. Enough I'm going to talk about Brasilian real estate and that countries corrupt real estate market. And if your personality is reflective of what you type, I hope they rip you off!

[ChrisDrug]

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[Ipanema Carioca]

I agree with you on the girls doing well, you would see them eating in the restaurants, new phones and I would even see them shopping in the mall. I agree like in the USA they would send money home to their poor families. I cannot tell you how many times a girl I had sex would buy me a beer or dinner. I also like the GFE and sometimes the drama because you would try to spend time with girl for a day or two and another girl wanted to spend the day with you. You never heard it is going to cost you x dollars for me to spend the day with you. They just wanted to have fun with you. Transaction sex is great but all day GFE is so much better.

Revere, the waiters in Meia Pataca sent kids too college and brought new homes because of the girls. Even the cops made money! A damn "Museum of Sound "at the damn beach. Stupid fucks! LOL!

[Revere]

Revere, all the businesses in Cops and the little towns and communities has suffered economically. From taxis, apartment rentals, beauty salons, women's apparel, cellphone and internet, restaurants and etc. Those girls who came to Rio to work from all over Brasil sent money home. Even the little kids begging for money and food kept stomachs full, clothes on backs and shoes on feet. Brasil is a country of class warfare, the "haves versus the have nots." The girls who worked Help gave hope to the have nots, who are mothers raising children. Brasil is a broke society; broke economically and broke by infrastructure. THose buildings downtown Rio will soon come down like one already did. South America is what it is, military junta left-overs. All we got to do is wait out the World Cup and Olympics and everything will correct itself in our favor. Brasil will not be able to function with their rising inflation. THe girls will be like I heard it was before Help. Pussy will be exchanged for a slice of bread.

I agree with you on the girls doing well, you would see them eating in the restaurants, new phones and I would even see them shopping in the mall. I agree like in the USA they would send money home to their poor families. I cannot tell you how many times a girl I had sex would buy me a beer or dinner. I also like the GFE and sometimes the drama because you would try to spend time with girl for a day or two and another girl wanted to spend the day with you. You never heard it is going to cost you x dollars for me to spend the day with you. They just wanted to have fun with you. Transaction sex is great but all day GFE is so much better.

[Ipanema Carioca]

.but to bad for all the people that have had there income hurt by the closing of help.

Revere, all the businesses in Cops and the little towns and communities has suffered economically. From taxis, apartment rentals, beauty salons, women's apparel, cellphone and internet, restaurants and etc. Those girls who came to Rio to work from all over Brasil sent money home. Even the little kids begging for money and food kept stomachs full, clothes on backs and shoes on feet. Brasil is a country of class warfare, the "haves versus the have nots." The girls who worked Help gave hope to the have nots, who are mothers raising children. Brasil is a broke society; broke economically and broke by infrastructure. THose buildings downtown Rio will soon come down like one already did. South America is what it is, military junta left-overs. All we got to do is wait out the World Cup and Olympics and everything will correct itself in our favor. Brasil will not be able to function with their rising inflation. THe girls will be like I heard it was before Help. Pussy will be exchanged for a slice of bread.

[Sunset]

There were no shots fired, and nobody was killed. Just a foiled robbery attempt. It was an American who brought down the robber. I had grilled Salmon for lunch there today, Monday. It was wonderful. Everything seems normal. I just wish they had better looking talent during the day.

[Revere]

I hate to bring up the name of the beloved departed, but Club Help was the be tourism operation in all of Brasil. The kept it simple and handled the biggest tourism attraction in all of Rio. I can't remember them having any problems that they couldn't fix right of way. But the assholes planning that fucking Museum of Sound are the same ones fucking up tourist attractions and events in Brasil.

The fucking Empire State building was completed in less time than the damn Museum of Sound. Maracana stadium and the one in Salvador will not open in time for the domestic tournaments nor Confederation Cup. Idiots!

I have to agree with this post I know some of you do not want to hear this, but, I spoke to a taxi cab driver one time and he said that the no. 1 question he was asked by far picking tourists up from the airport is where is help. I have stay in touch with him after help and he said his business is still down around 40, 0 percent. He said you cannot believe how much that one club has had an impact on Rio. But, everyone who went to help knows how crowded that beach was all the time. I know things have to change I guess for the better, but to bad for all the people that have had there income hurt by the closing of help.

[Ipanema Carioca]

Journalism is in such a state of decline. That report was all over the board. Most of it was just recycled from previous foreign media reports. It would be nice to see a solid detailed report on how Rio is preparing (and is not prepared) for the Olympics. I think someone needs to shine a serious light on how bady tourism is managed at major attractions like the Christ Statue. That would be a story worth reading.

I hate to bring up the name of the beloved departed, but Club Help was the be tourism operation in all of Brasil. The kept it simple and handled the biggest tourism attraction in all of Rio. I can't remember them having any problems that they couldn't fix right of way. But the assholes planning that fucking Museum of Sound are the same ones fucking up tourist attractions and events in Brasil.

The fucking Empire State building was completed in less time than the damn Museum of Sound. Maracana stadium and the one in Salvador will not open in time for the domestic tournaments nor Confederation Cup. Idiots!

[Bonhead]

I am hearing from a GDP friend that an American was shot and killed inside. The source is "reliable" anybody on the ground can confirm this? They will shut it down for sure.

I was there every night this weekend except Sunday and did not hear or see anything like this. Surely this would've made the news.

[Exec Talent]

Be careful walking over the manhole covers.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/27/wo....html?hpw&_r=0

Journalism is in such a state of decline. That report was all over the board. Most of it was just recycled from previous foreign media reports.

It would be nice to see a solid detailed report on how Rio is preparing (and is not prepared) for the Olympics. I think someone needs to shine a serious light on how bady tourism is managed at major attractions like the Christ Statue. That would be a story worth reading.

[Exoticspirit]

Well, I finally made it to Rio for mongering after 30+ years at this hobby around the world. I had mixed feelings.

Since it was my first visit, I did not venture out too much. I limited my activities to Thermas and The Balcony (I stayed in Copacabana). By the way, the Marriott was completely girl friendly. They just asked for the girls' I'd cards when I brought them back.

I won't go into the fine details but here is my report:

Thermas: I went to Centauras and 4 + 4. Centauras cost me over 600 and 4+4 only 260 since I went before 7pm and saved the entrance fee. Of course, the overall talent and facilities at Centauras were much better but I did not think it was 2X better. The girls at Centauras seemed more hardcore and tried repeatedly to upsell me on a double. The girl I did even invited the friend into the room to try and persuade me. The girls at 4+4 seemed to be more "girl next door" types and much more eager to please me. Frankly, I had a better session at 4+4.

The Balcony: I liked this place. It was cool to just hang, drink a few beers and watch the action. There were plenty of girls, albeit many were downright undoable. One of them must have been 50+ years old. That said, I always managed to find a 7-8 in the bunch to take back to my hotel. Prices for ST were 150-200. Besides the everyday WGs, I met one girl that just came with her mates one night to have a drink and some food. She told me that every girl in Brazil will go with you for money. She did not have her I'd with her so she came to my hotel the next afternoon. I guess you could call her a semi-pro?

Barbarellas: I had a few drinks here. Most of the girls were really hot but they were quoting 350-500 ST. I did see a couple of the same girls from Barbarellas at The Balcony, obviously at much lower prices, but I did not enquire since they were not really my type.

In conclusion, my overall experience with Rio was good. Will I return? I am not sure. It seemed very expensive compared with other alternatives in Latin America.

Just my POV.

OAH

Great report. Did you feel that Rio was superior in quality compared to other parts of the mongering world to justify the increased costs?