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03-30-23 16:11 #28066
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
I think if you are looking for eager and aggressive performers you should find a 4 x 4 girl who knows some English that is into it. Like totally into it. Looking for a girl with those intangible leadership qualities within the termas harem helps a lot in corralling the other girls. Let her point out girls she knows who would be up for it and fun. This self-selection process almost insures some chemistry back at your place.
We've done festas this way and this almost always works out well. You only really need the leader to speak English. If you want sex, be upfront about how much time and how many guys. Don't assume they will fuck anyone and everyone.
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03-30-23 14:27 #28065
Posts: 6422Meaning
Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
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03-30-23 14:23 #28064
Posts: 2934Originally Posted by DeyoWulf [View Original Post]
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03-30-23 09:33 #28063
Posts: 8Girls for Bachelor Party
Hey fellas,
I'm comin to Rio in a week and am lookin to get 2-3 girls for my buddy's bachelor party. Ideally they are friends and will play well with each other, I'm thinkin of a lesbian show and lapdances etc. To get the party started and then take it from there.
I've been looking on some of the escort sites (barravip, private55, scortrio) and seems like there's some good talent but I was just wondering if anyone could recommend any girls, as with these types of events it's important that the girls have good vibes, can socialize, and aren't crazy (had some bad experiences LOL). English skills would be a nice bonus too.
Any help would be most appreciated.
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03-30-23 05:55 #28062
Posts: 2246https://youtu.be/xUxQzVj1V4o
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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03-30-23 05:22 #28061
Posts: 1960Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 17:51 #28060
Posts: 1538Double check first
Originally Posted by AlwaysHorny2 [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 14:07 #28059
Posts: 252Mabs
Had dinner at the Deck last night. They have a buffet there. It's only 50 reais but a 10 reais surcharge if you pay with a card. The food was good and I left completely stuffed.
I sat there for some time sipping my water as the food digested. Decided I would see what Mab's is like. I got there about 10 pm. It was some good selections sitting and standing about. I saw a couple 7/8's, 1 "9", and the rest were average IMO.
I had a solid 7 option with one ridiculously soft ass that almost got me to pull the trigger. She quoted 500 reais for two hours. I tried to do only one hour, but she wanted two? I was tired from traveling and I wanted a quick f*ck if anything. She wouldn't give me her number, but told me to just meet her there today.
I'm glad I didn't pull the trigger. I see the better looking ones pop up from time to time. I assume they are quite busy and just returning from a trick. One girl quoted this UK guy 700 reais for one hour. He said she stood firm and would not negotiate. I tried in so many words to tell him that she simply didn't want him. She went back to standing by the big screen. I'll definitely watch the NCAA final four and championship there.
One thing I noticed is how the women are all smiles and flirts until you don't invite them over. It was good to talk with some other mongers, but I think I could get better and cheaper options elsewhere. With that said, if I'm not empty by the time I go tonight I might go with the woman from last night. Her personality was good and I think she'll screw my brains out. I don't care to pay a little more for good chemistry. Some of these stuck up 304's I would never choose. Seems like they think they are doing you a favor. I'm way past simply being with a chic because she looks good.
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03-29-23 13:10 #28058
Posts: 2246Senor PM,
I will have you know, good sir, that my bank has been engaged in years of litigation over the royalties from the Girls of VM and 4 x4, 13, since we used Zappa "Jewish Princess" as the soundtrack.
You can, though find the video up on the screens of the better adult porno theaters of Gavea, just $10 reais to enter, complete with rich Catholic princesses from the local university on order to milk your gringo sperm to pay tuition, books, and to tide them over with the protein injections.
https://youtu.be/BJd6zcLnuBs
I want a nasty little Jewish princess.
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses.
A horny little Jewish princess.
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma.
Lonely inside.
Well, she can swallow my pride.
I need a hairy little Jewish princess.
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
I want a steamy little Jewish princess.
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums.
I don't want no troll.
I just want a Yemenite hole.
I want a darling little Jewish princess.
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking.
A vicious little Jewish princess.
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin.
All up inside.
I just want a princess to ride.
Awright, back to the top. Everybody twist.
I want a funky little Jewish princess.
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper.
A brazen little Jewish princess.
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits.
She can even be poor.
So long as she does it with four on the floor.
(vapor-lock).
I want a dainty little Jewish princess.
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters.
A fragile little Jewish princess.
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels and lies.
For two or three nights.
Won't someone send me a princess who bites.
Won't someone send me a princess who bites.
Won't someone send me a princess who bites.
Won't someone send me a princess who bites.
Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 12:59 #28057
Posts: 2246This should go on reports of distinction for Recreio and Jacaparagua, which are home to Renzo Gracie, Paptinho and OGlobo studios, ie, the epicenter culturally of Brazil if the Swiss Government wants to take over Brazil, which it does, please don't cut and paste this to any law enforcement or intelligence agencies. Thanks.
I had tried to check out that Gilka Machado 97 for prives with a ISGer. It was based on some local boards. Since we both trained martial arts, we were confident walking about, but did not find the actual prive. There are obviously many providers, some on the trans side, walking up and down that Gilka Machado from Posto 12 to that address. Also in that area on the beach rood from Posto 10 to 11, one can find many SW, south east LA style, but these are white girls with big asses and 15,000 insta followers from some town out of rio picking up 150 r for an hour at a local motel. Have a uber driver take you.
Thanks for the intel. The Swiss Government will be glad to credit your account!
Originally Posted by StinkySquid [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 12:52 #28056
Posts: 2246Senor squid,
Obrigado.
I am fully covered as a lieutenant commander, SWISS NAVY, Retired in Lugano, but the Italian Mafia has been hunting my family for generations after we got Pope Pius laid with a cheap Sicilian hooker and had to whack the broad in a boat off of lake Como, so here I sit, in Barra, where I am waiting for the paperwork from some insufferable Chinese MD ***** in Lugano to reimburse me for a colonoscopy, which at the age of 74 I am told I should get, along 36 months of Viagra, two per month, along with the ambien, adderal, and medical marijuana, the good stuff that comes in up the asses of Brazilian porn stars on the United Flight out of Dallas every week, you know the ones, right?
Anyway, I have gone to the UPA with Nina Deponca who in addition to taking my 21 uncut centimeters of German Italian Asian bratwurst up her ass on order also speaks good Portoguese, English, Romanch, French, Italian, German, and who got me in front of a doctor to get referrals for colonscopy, endoscopy, and various related insults to my aging manhood. I never had so much as a working girl's tongue up my virgin asshole before the age of 54, and I still recoil from the thought of some person sticking a camera up my ass even if it is a life saving measure. I insist on having a full nursing staff of 4 x4 tier 1 nurses to feed me ketamine off of their lactating breasts with some po branca on order to revive me as the procedure is done. I have to date taken care of my Roman emporer (Caligula was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grteat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, and I am told he and his cousins took great pleasure in nailing that bastard jew jesus to the cross personally along with their commanders, just for the fun of it, which is of note to me me now as I am converting to Judaism, and have only gotten as far as Genesis books 36 and 37, for the pornographic story of Joseph and the dream coat, which I will recite in Hebrew at temple next to the supermarket in Barra, that's all I can say, you know the Jihadis would love to blow up another temple here in SOUTHCOM).
I will quite my kvetching, and come to the point. It would cost $525 USD to get the colonoscopy, which translates from 2100 r and 525 r and 80 r for each biopsia over at the lab headquarters at Av. Armando Lombardi, 1000 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22640-000.
I would rather spend the $525 over at 4 x4 or VM giving young 18 year old Brazilian women colonoscopies with my Rocco-esque bratwurst, which is uncut, and will remain so, even if I get a bar mitzvah (the jewish women say it is better for the anal, for which they pay me extra, and being a good Jew, I never turn down another $500 r per hour for my go go boy MD services).
I digress. I am a Jew. Almost. I slept badly due to bad dreams about the Mafia coming over lake como with their brazilian strippers spread eagled with their asses with buttplugs asking me to fuck them in the ass like Annette Schwartz, who being a German speaks just like my sainted mother. I must get into see Doctor Freud, but at this point, he just keeps sending me to VM to find a blond to fuck up the ass.
Property? You are a genius. Economist.com says one should just rent, and I concur.
/ s / Johan Sebastian Von Vagabundo, IV, Lieutenant Commander, SWISS NAVY, Retired, Pagan Chaplain to the Rio de Janeiro Fire Department, at your service.
Originally Posted by StinkySquid [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 12:29 #28055
Posts: 2246As I cover in the most recent update to BUbba Boy's guide, one can get a sim WITHOUT CPF by going to central station for 10 r for claro, 16 for VIVO (better internet).
PM me to be added to whatsapp group.
Originally Posted by StinkySquid [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 05:49 #28054
Posts: 539On buying land
Mr. Squid is completely correct. Bits of paper about land are just that. Property is the ability to call the cops to remove anyone you don't like* and exclusively occupy whilst you are the owner. Even that is subject to endless claims (especially in the USA) by anything from tax liens to bullshit lawsuits (especially in the USA where lawyers are legally able (and encouraged by the judiciary) to charge a commission on bullshit claims).
The better way is to pay the $ to good lawyers and own via a corporation, nominees, and various asset protection devices. Don't be a cheap charlie: the entire system exists to fleece people except for banks who are not only protected and make the laws to suit themselves but are are immune from folly and 99% of the time able to be bailed out.
He is also correct about paying out of pocket ad hoc. Most doctors operate in an information silo and do not have a holistic picture. Many are out of date or ignorant of other countries where certain drugs and treatments are available (or don't say to protect their meal ticket). They spread fear, doubt and uncertainty to protect their franchise, especially medical tourism (competition). This requires you to spend a fair bit of time to learn biochemistry, anatomy, do exercise etc. There is no set and forget, outsourcing your care or a magic pill. Drug prices in Brazil and India are a fraction of the price in the USA and its made up numbers.
The Rabbi would be proud of Vagabundo. Reminds me of an old Frank Zappa song "Jewish Princess". The big tits deep tissue massage lady to relive stiffness and swelling sounds like just the ticket after my Bill Clinton oval office re-eanctment with the Michell Obama doppleganger.
* Does not apply to woke cities in USA. May not work in certain local political franchises or corruption. Check local conditions. Other exclusions and exceptions may apply.
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03-29-23 02:24 #28053
Posts: 6422Out-of-Pocket
Originally Posted by StinkySquid [View Original Post]
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03-29-23 01:07 #28052
Posts: 314Recreio
Recreio is far but actually quite enjoyable. The beach has some good surf spots. It is, however, not clean as I had recently experienced. I say Barra somewhere in the middle was the cleanest. But anyway, what I like about Recreio is the "communidade" style living, I. E. , lots of small shops everywhere, you can get everywhere on foot. Barra on the other hand is a suburbial wasteland. And while Copacabana is a mixed urban neighborhood, the communidade style of Recreio is just more personal and lively, even though you might find it a bit scary if you think "favela".
Now the service provider scene is not bad at all. I see a lot of decent offerings, and I just was with a certain Nanda who promises a Facefuck (not Nanda Facefuck of the Centro, who I ended up always missing out on). This Nanda was quite alright. It was nice to be sure to talk with her directly, not with some middle-man. It was in an apartment building on Gilka Machado, number 97 (the numbering is totally weird on that road). As I waited for her to come down and open the main door, I saw 2 pretty chicks come out. Then I saw one more. I think there are several apartments there. If I didn't have my GF over tomorrow night I would try a few more options, I have a lot of confidence that they turn out true too.
I will also now give away the two places in Jacarepagua, one is in Verano Stay, Rua Escultor Camargo number 50. They don't treat their girls particularly well, but I feel they have nice ones and their pictures they post are not too far from the truth. Anyway, I found a really sweet girl there who I stole away from the place, so now I probably fell in disgrace with them anyway.
The other place that I tried all the girls of one week was in Rua Geminiano Goes 975. This is a bit difficult to reach. I found every girl there was about what I could expect from the photos. Of course the personality of each is different and I had it good with two of the 4 I tried, while the other 2 were not false, I just didn't have great chemistry with them. I guess unless you are in Jacarepagua anyway it might not be worth going there as you have other options, but it's an option if you are there. The nice thing about that place is that it is a true 24 hours place, that is, any time of day and night, morning and Sundays, you can message and while you're not talking with the girl, the dude will wake her up and call her to duty if she is not otherwise busy. 120 the hour is definitely not too much.