Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Steve 9696]

All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.

Where did you do the search?

As Spartan says. Rio Termas are closed Sunday. Total ghost town. In São Paulo Clinica Tangara is open Sunday. And at night Casarao and Bahamas are open. All other majors are closed to my knowledge.

Seeking Arrangement is a good option for Sundays either place.

Scandallo is indeed pricey but a must see. My friend Mark who is new to this went to Monte Carlo in Rio last year and was blown away (as a newbie would be) I made sure we hit Scandallo this year and mind blown! But maybe it's best to work your way up and enjoy each step of the journey. Because it's all downhill from Scandallo.

[NiteRiderCal]

All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.

Where did you do the search?

https://www.monito.com/en/bank-curre...charles-schwab

I don't know if this article is true or not. What is your experience?

[Vagabundo1]

That's fkn ridiculous.

Get her pix details and cpf and report it to the policia federal for tax evasion.

Like CBJ.

Just say no.

These local be-chs are getting all overconfident due to g20 brics hype, but they have no nuclear weapons, no nuclear powered submarines even though they have been building one for 30 years almost, no aircraft carriers, just a 20 year old 20,000 used british helicopter carrier, and aspiratioins to be a world power because some british bond salesman coined bric to sell bonds and the be in brics was Brazil, but only because his junior bond sales guys wanted bunda. These people are always cloying cand clawing for money, always trying to rip off gringos because fucking gringos is the only leading industry.

Brazil is the country of the future and it always will be because its' people are selling each other off as economic slaves and always have since the beginning of their history.

I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.

[Xpartan]

What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues?

All termas are close on Sun. Mon and Tues are fine.

A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.

Where did you do the search?

[NiteRiderCal]

Have anyone use Revolut ATM card recently in Brazil? Does it work? If not, which ATM card are you using and what exchange rate do you get? How are you getting your cash in Rio?

I have always uses Revolut card because its market exchange rate and charge a 0. 5%fee. Unlike Bank of America which give a shitty exchange rate that is a few percent against me. This rate is better than any exchange house. However, 6 months ago, Revolut did not work at any Brazilian bank ATM. I went to the same bank that had work in the past, Itau, Bradesco, Santander. The only ATM that work was a 24 Horas ATM, but those none bank ATM are a total rip off. Luckily, I have a good Brazilian friend that let me borrow cash. This time, I don't want to bother people and I don't like the feeling of owing something to anyone.

Is there a US bank which give you market rate or good exchange rate that you recommend? I still have time to open bank account before I go. A google search online, Charles Schwab ATM card come out on top recommended because there is no fee. But that doesn't mean anything, I did a search on exchange rate and it is 4 to 7% against you.

Thank to anyone that can help with info.

[Manny51]

Hey Guys!

I am planning a trip to Manaus and the Amazon, but the way flights work in Brazil, I will have to go through either Sao Paolo or Rio. I have been to Rio once before, a few months before the FIFA World Cup. I did the termas, like 4 x 4 etc, and had a great time. But I was there from a Wed to Sat. This time around, my stay in either Sao Paolo or Rio will be Sunday to Wednesday. I have never been to SP.

What are the Rio Termas like Sun-Tues? I imagine that the selection is less, but is it barren? Same question goes for Scandallo and the other clubs in SP.

All things being equal, I am leaning towards Rio, if only for the beach. Also for the fact that Scandallo, and the clubs like it, seem quite pricey. However, there are more flight options from SP.

Thanks in advance!

[Rio Bob]

I just contacted a girl on barravip and she told me she wants half up front using pix before she would even come. I told her I don't have Pix, that was the end of the conversation LOL. Meanwhile I have 2 others texting me begging to come over.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo fucked Nina Deponca bare in 9 holes, with 3 x 3 holer fucks. 300 r, 100 r per fuck, 33 reais per hole. There is a golf course around here. Vagabundo's doctor lives out here, so it must be OK.

Then he went to Paris at 21, it was dead, and he went to the 24 h Zona Sul and got some beer, french bread and brie cheese.

[Sperto]

By accident I stumbled upon an open Facebook group called "HELP discoteca copacabana RIO DE JANEIRO". Nothing really special but they have posted a lot of photos from girls from Help and ho-beach. Mostly from the nineties /2000 and the end of the eighties.

[Vagabundo1]

Nina De Ponca comes over and I fuck her 3 holes, blow a load up her ass, just spit for lube -- load 1, 10 minutes cardio.

A little bit later, I use lube and wear her out for for 30 minutes, load 2, also a three holer, and as I may as well fuck a carioca ass, I give her another colonoscopy for the finish.

STD test guy comes over (PM me to join the zap group and I will pass the deets), he takes blood for both of us for a full STD panel, and we serve him a burger and fries, he cleans his plate, and Nina cleans the restaurant. Good girl.

We are watching DJango Unchained, which has cross country significance from USA to Brazil through Tarantino, who after Hemingway, Twain, and Franklin, stand for American Letters, just as Amado, Marquez, and Henry Miller stand for Latin American and Monger literature.

We are so smooth, the medic forgets to charge me. But I pay him anyway. Rio is like that.

Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.
So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.

The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.

Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.

When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.

What is fair?

500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.

[Vagabundo1]

Hate fucks and Classico Beach Club.

So I go and do a prive on Saturday after Posto 10 with a ISG wingman who got a airbnb out in Recreio. The fuck is a hate fuck as the girl is a repeat prive girl who I stood up and has been obsessing over me. She gets all wrapped around the axel about wrapping up my dick in the condom so I just come quickly, she massages, and we fuck again.

The next day, we go to Classico Beach Club at Posto 2. A few other iSGers come by to say Hi.

Today, Tuesday, Nina Deponca is coming over. I am having a tech come out for a blood draw to test for std and it gets her greedy carioca ass moving, which is nearly impossible with these fucking cunts.

When you look at the economics of the high end cunts in the termas, it just sucks for us as consumers. They think 530 r an hour, and then they do this retarded Brazilian ohlo grande math and try to multiply it, and you get girls saying oh, I can make 10,000 reais a week, but they really can't. Not for anything longer than their first few weeks if they are super hot, and then other girls talk to them and you get this fucking bullshit where they think they deserve it.

What is fair?

500 or 600 reais a week if they get internet, food, shelter is what vagabundo2 pays for good girls from VM, and he goes to Perla, and then just ubers over to VM to get the girls who stay over for a week, and he shops at Sam's Club.

[Steve 9696]

Hey guys,

Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.

Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.

Thanks.

Guess you figured out there is no specific Brazil Seeking thread as I see you found the main thread. For others seeking similar info go here.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...00446&posted=1#post2900446.

I posted an answer to your questions plus my overall guide to using Seeking. Needs an update but 90% accurate.

[Rio Bob]

Was one of them wearing all pink?

Maybe one girl had a pinkish stretch type dress on, not hot pink.

[Axel Heyst]

here is a short guide for our brothers who haven't yet tried the 8th Wonder of the World, which is an all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse.

Just to be clear this is for newbies, not experts or residents.

2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.

3. Good things come to those who wait. If you really want to get some quality meats -- and you must because you're paying American / European prices -- you'll have to say Nao Obrigado muitos vezes. Otherwise, you'll quickly find yourself totally full, out of breath and completely fucked by your friendly and smiling meat carver. Look at Brazilian customers at the tables around you. They aren't rushing anywhere.

4. Here are the most important words to remember: Picanha, Alcatra, and Fraldinha, or prime top sirloin, top sirloin and bottom sirloin. I personally love Fraldinha better than the other two, but that's because I'm strange and different. Most prefer Picanha, but you can't go wrong with any of them.

6. I also like lamb cuts. All kind of them. When I hear carneiro, the happiness is there. Almost rhymes.

7. Ribs are called costelas. Costela for beef ribs and costela de carneiro for lamb.

10. I have a rule. If I don't get the meat I want after 5 waiter rounds or 15 minutes, I'll tell them to bring me some of the stuff I want. It always worked for me in Brazil.

11. What to do in the meantime? Their buffets are fabulous. Some people forgo buffets. They work on a concept of stuffing themselves with as much meat as humanly possible. I don't know. I just gorge on delicious food.

This is a very instructive primer for would be 1st time Churrascaria customers. I can only add that one of the main traits that separate a great Churrascaria from an ok or average Churrascaria aside from the quality of the meats is the length of time between serving rounds. A great Churrascaria does not make its customers wait a long time for the best cuts. My favorite Churrascaria is Barbacoa in Itaim Bibi, SP. This restaurant has top quality meats and they have a fast rotation of their best cuts.

Warning: this is a very popular restaurant with the locals, and they are always busy and full of customers. As a result, I either go there early around 12:15 pm before the huge lunch crowd arrives, or around 6:30 pm before the full capacity dinner crowd arrives to avoid waiting for a table. But no matter when I go there, they are always very friendly and accommodating towards me. It is a great restaurant. And interestingly they have two other branches in SP that I know of, but those two branches are menu driven ie you pick the specific cut you want and a side or two and that's that. 2 thumbs up for both Barbacoa styles.

[Nounce]

Hey guys,

Can someone link to the "seeking arrangements" thread for Brazil Rio / Sao Paulo? I don't see it.

Also for those who use it in Rio and Sao Paulo, what's the range of allowance you're offering girls and they're accepting? In the US, usually I'd offer 200 USD as lowest for maybe a few hours. Not sure what I should offer here and negotiate here, and how long a date it would be.

Thanks.

This one is at the low end. She is average looking. If she is better looking, I would try to talk her down to 800 which she may refuse. If you want people to help you, you need to provide more information, like what the girl looks like and the price she is asking. You are giving out information so others can help you.

Sao Paulo is no longer a cheap place for good looking pro any more, and non-pro will probably be selective, at least when they just start out