Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Member #3439]

You know I never thought about this but this is so true. And every time Johns and Prostitution comes up in a discussion with whitebread there are always concerns about the exploitation of woman. I never hear one of these whitebreads concerned about the poor slob John that is an addict.

How many times does this conversation come up with those people that you speak of? Maybe they have figured out you are not a civilian, if you talk about this and then went to Brasil. What are the consequences of being 'outed'? If you can get outed without tremendous loss, it would be like freedom, to do whatever you want. Go to Brasil whenever you want..

Funny thing is. People here will try to pass the same whitebread judgement, an accuse a guy of this thing called 'exploitation' Two trips to Manila recently, posted here out of goodwill toward others, and both times people accused me of exploiting hookers. Been called 'not a man' 'insensitive idiot' etc. Now today a guy is wanting me to call him, so he can verbally straighten me out. Just one of the moral animals in the zoo of ISG? rsrs.

[Eric Cartman]

I was there two weeks ago and entered at 9PM. It was 50R$ Entrance fee and 200R$ for the girl. Drinks were reasonable except the Vodka and Headbull the dnacers are all trying to order these days.

I was there tonight August 30. It was R$50 entrada and R$220 for 1 hour in a standard room.

By the way, Fany (Fanny?) is back. And in general I would say the talent is better than a month or two ago. In fact, better than MC and 65 right now.

So you're paying R$270 for an hour (if you don't take a girl before 5pm when they waive the entrada). Which is about R$100+ cheaper than MC or 65 or Luomo. And the talent's a bit better at 4x4 now too.

My issue is always the boate. It's just not my scene. Too crowded with too many drunk macho brazilian guys (robes down to their waists) , shitty seats. At this point someone always brings up the boate in the back that is quieter, except now it is a smoking room which also sucks. If you like that vibe. 4x4 is great. Is it worth paying R$100+ more for a nicer boate and nicer rooms? Some would say no. In fact, probably many. To each his own. *shrug*

By the way, went into 502 at 6pm. Totally dead. Very few girls and no guys. I was #28. Spent about 2 minutes inside, left. R$20 burned but worth a look. Some girls were still turning up so it might be a bit better later at night. Of course Thurs/Friday this week is payday (generally 5th, advanced when 5th hits a weekend) so it could get busier again.

[HungryStud101]

, and then hopefully people don't judge me. in the world of 'perversion' this sport has worst acceptance than glbt. trannies are better accepted in society than scuzzy ho mongers. there is ru paul, there is no celebrity high volume ho monger.except maybe berlusconi. lol. i consider mongering a form of sexual orientation. we definitely do things that are outside most normal boundaries. not just from a moral perspective, but moreso from a safety perspective. it takes a different mindset, therefore may be a different orientation. like straight/homonger! .

you know i never thought about this but this is so true. and every time johns and prostitution comes up in a discussion with whitebread there are always concerns about the exploitation of woman, trafficing, **** prostitutes etc. i never hear one of these whitebreads concerned about the poor slob john that is an addict. or the john that has to pay for it or go home and yank it (can't get laid without money). or the poor slob that spends a weeks hard earned wages in in two hours. nor do i ever hear about the spoiled greedy **** that wants to wear gucci so she rents her body (nothing to do with trafficing or **** blah blah blah. just a greedy ****). i'm sick and tired of being the bad guy. there was a discussion on a web site in canada about making prostitution illegal and the woman were against legalized prostitution for varoius reasons. one woman said that if men are just allowed to go out and pay for sex then they won't have to try as hard. wtf i am thinking? the woman in north america want to emasculate men.

, how many 'normal' guys would stand in a line waiting to take sloppies off of someone else? or kiss a girl that just blew some other guy like 30 minutes before. essentially that is what is happening in places like termas. but we have the ability to tune that out, or not care.

haven't you heard of the 30 minute rule? if she showers and hasn't had a dick in her in the last 30 minutes you can eat her.

, i like your poem. some might think it is goofy, and it may feel goofy, but i disagree. it is good that you are enjoying the sport to this extent to write a poem. keep the appreciation! you experience a world that your neighbor only dreams about as whacking off or something.

hey thanks man. i actually got a couple of pms about the poem "gdps" and someone entered the "the charges that hungry has made" as a report of distinction. you know i have never written a poem in my life about anything prior to this last visit? i find inspiration in the putario. this is art and the bed is my canvas. unfortunately (maybe fortunately for me and everyone else) they won't let me video tape in the cabine so i decided i would write poetry. some day i would like to make love in wet paint and use a canvas as a bed sheet. no forget that. this is silly but i was truely moved by bia and i loved 4x4 and i had a ball at both places. i also had a mind blowing 3-sum in ba that was like a close encounter of the third kind . no kidding, at the begaining of the night i couldn't understand 1 word they were saying but after 2 + hours of straight sex i understood the two girls perfectly. someone explain how this is possible? i fucked a girl who was barely 18 and i had an absolute 10 in santa catarina and i visted the red light district etc.....i love to travel to exotic places and meet interesting people and fuck them.

this is too funny. as we all know, you can go for weeks, months, years in rio without ever thinking of fucking fertilizer. your neighbor probably wants to get into a contest with you and the others on the block for who has the greenest grass. but seriously, you are entering very dangerous territory. your discontent can begin to show itself in ways so subtle that you don't even notice it, but your wife and friends may. have a few drinks with the friends, you may find yourself somewhat defending what they think is disgusting and immoral, but of course, you know better. good luck with the dual life,

you are so correct. it is already happening. my s. o. wants to come with me and i am thinking of taking her just so people will thing that hungry just likes the people and the culture the restaurants and the sight seeing. seriously i really want to see the jesus and sugerloaf but there is no way i am going to do this without my so. i would be too busy chasing pussy. i have traveled all over the world and so far all i have seen is putarias and ***** houses.

now, if you really want to be in danger of going off the reservation, try a dupla with bia and her cousin paola. that would probably be enough. you would go home, divorce the wife, stuff the fertilizer spreader up your neighbor's ass, leave for brazil and never be heard of again. and now there is an ever higher level that neither i, nor anyone i know has yet achieved: now bia's sister also is at l'uomo. so you could have two sisters and a cousin all at the same time. when little sis started to work there, i asked bia when would mama be coming in and she almost fell on the floor laughing.

next trip i hope.

we are a breed apart; that's all i can say. civilians will never understand."some men march to the beat of a different drummer"-thoreau. vive la differance!

this is true.

yes, fucking a is exactly right. i have heard that so often from my married friends,"in 2 weeks, you get more than i do in a year."

exactly. this is a years worth of married pussy at least. maybe a year and 1/4. how many of us watch our wives go out the door looking hot as hell and 2 minutes after she comes home she is in sweats. anyone remember the redd foxx routine where he brings a woman home and she undresses and throws her sexy underwear, lingerie, wig and stocking and heels on the couch and then jumps in the bed? redd foxx jumped on the couch with all the good stuff!

[Poucolouco]

Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area.

Copa Economy Options:

Copa Massagem – rua Tonelero. 169 – 2547-0778 (R$100)

www.copamassagem.com.br

Cris Massagem – rua N. S. De Copacabana. 700 –2255-3769 (R$50. 100)

www.crismassagem.com

Eden Spa – rua N. S. De Copacabana. 73 – 2295-9017 (R$80 ++)

www.edenmassagem.com

Azulzinho – rua Sigueira Campos. 22 – 3908-2074 (R$50. 100)

Clinica Saint Honore – rua Djalma Ulrich. 163 – 2523-8785 (R$50 – 150)

Avenida Nossa Senhora de Copacabana. 583 (R$50 +)

[PatmarBeleza1]

"vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist. A turning towards the past or towards the future"

Saudades. The most interesting man in the world.

Agora eu sou carioca.

[Benjoe]

No need to take a taxi or the bus. The Rio subway system is terrifically safe, easy, and inexpensive. Exit at Cinelandia or Uruguaiana and you right in centro monger heaven.

Or the Carioca stop, which is between the above mentioned.

[Euro100]

Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area. I've been quite a lot, but only found one the first time I went in 2006. It was cheap as fuck, with decent enough girls for a quick 11am shag. I've only heard of ones in the Centro and Tijuca recently, but can't be arsed jumping in a taxi both directions, or getting the bus. If not, is it better to get an escort from a cheaper agency? Or Freelance? It's been a while since I did any mongering in Rio. But back there in 2 weeks, so though I might do a bit. For old times sake.

No need to take a taxi or the bus. The Rio subway system is terrifically safe, easy, and inexpensive. Exit at Cinelandia or Uruguaiana and you right in centro monger heaven.

[Bretto]

Hey guys,

I was just wondering if anyone knows of any cheap (under R100) Termas or Massage parlors in the Copacabana area. I've been quite a lot, but only found one the first time I went in 2006. It was cheap as fuck, with decent enough girls for a quick 11am shag. I've only heard of ones in the Centro and Tijuca recently, but can't be arsed jumping in a taxi both directions, or getting the bus. If not, is it better to get an escort from a cheaper agency? Or Freelance? It's been a while since I did any mongering in Rio. But back there in 2 weeks, so though I might do a bit. For old times sake.

[Prosal]

It's not like Jamaica, or someplace like that which everyone goes to

Brasil has had 5, 2 millions inbound tourists in 2010 (authorities plan is to double this number before 2016) , and Jamaica only 1, 8 millions. It isn't a "secret" destination by any means.

[Member #3439]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade

Thanks! I will remember that. Sau.

"vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist. A turning towards the past or towards the future"

I had these just like him. My saudades lasted 3 days! I drank heavily, to sleep and not have these thoughts that he has

When I first came to Brasil I was early 20's, never been overseas before, and had no idea of existence of such girls that would fuck your brains out without ever speaking a word, and live like there is no tomorrow. Anal, BB, CIM, go home with you, make out and do it all again! And just 100% don't give a shit about anything, when it comes right down to it. They money maybe, but they just blow it on drugs and shoes and have nothing to show, and they know the money isn't taking them anywhere, and don't care about that either.

Got on the plane at GRU, was looking back out the plan window toward Sampa watching the city lights fade to blackness below. Felt like I'd seen things the way they should be, and going back to something unnatural and sterile. Wondering if I would ever get back. Saudades!! Drank about 10 drinks and passed out in the plane seat, woke up somewhere over Georgia, EUA and the sun was blazing..my eyes, back into the other dimension!

Japanese, having a special name for everything and massive amounts of prostitution in all kind and flavors, also name the girlie scene.
It is called Mizu shōbai or the water trade. It means that it's like a floating world, drinking, floating about from girl to girl, and impermanence/liquidity of the experience. The name implies that this is an artificial world, and should not be something that everyone expects to experience all the time. Otherwise, they get saudades!!!!

[Sui Generis]

Dunno, but the word for what you have is suadades. I think the people in Brasil actually like to have them, or like the idea of it. For example, the non-pro I am supposed to be hanging with on next trip often sends me emails with her visions of standing at the departures area of GIG late at night, with her tears and suadades.and I'm like woah.

Prezado Puta Playa, I don't want to hurt your feelings but you mispelled twice the word saudade (which probably excludes a distracting spelling error). For the benefit of all readers that are unaware of that Brazilian term I took the liberty to give here the right spelling of the term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade

Saudade (like Gemütlichkeit in German, or sisu in Finnish are word having strong emotive connotations that are difficult to translate).

Sui Generis.

Abs.

[Member #3439]

I have safely returned home from another trip to Brasil. During my whirlwind tour I have seen 9 GDPs. As I leave Rio I see two young lovers saying goodbye. They are on opposite sides of the security rope and they are kissing and hugging and crying passionately. As he lets her go he says something in Porto and cries aloud. I am both touched and moved by this display of affection. I want to love like this. I am envious. I am depressed as I board the plane. I think I feel this way about the GDP's of Brasil and South america. I am off to return to my white bread community and my secure and safe environment. No one even knows what a GDP is where I come from. As I arrive at my city the first thing I see is a troll that I work with. What is the Portuguese word for ugly I wonder?

Dunno, but the word for what you have is suadades. I think the people in Brasil actually like to have them, or like the idea of it. For example, the non-pro I am supposed to be hanging with on next trip often sends me emails with her visions of standing at the departures area of GIG late at night, with her tears and suadades..and I'm like woah, I'm not even there yet and you only know me by cyberspace. She says yeah, but I'm uma garota boba and that is what will happen. It's not about love of a person, it's about the love of drama. If it doesn't happen, I think she would be pissed that she wasn't able to make a big show at the airport. So maybe what you saw is a guy from ISG that hooked up a non-pro from the burbs, and he's at the top of his game. Tears flowing and everything else to ensure that good free pussy is still available on his return. Might have been Lorenzo or some pro guy like that...

Don't be fooled. Everyone is a monger waiting to happen. And the funny thing is, your neighbor probably thinks YOU are whitebread. Haha. I hope you don't act like you don't believe in this. I stay neutral. I try not to act like I am judging people, and then hopefully people don't judge me. In the world of 'perversion' this sport has worst acceptance than GLBT. Trannies are better accepted in society than scuzzy ho mongers. There is Ru Paul, there is no celebrity high volume ho monger..except maybe Berlusconi. lol. I consider mongering a form of sexual orientation. We definitely do things that are outside most normal boundaries. Not just from a moral perspective, but moreso from a safety perspective. It takes a different mindset, therefore may be a different orientation. Like straight/homonger! How many 'normal' guys would stand in a line waiting to take sloppies off of someone else? Or kiss a girl that just blew some other guy like 30 minutes before. Essentially that is what is happening in places like termas. But we have the ability to tune that out, or not care.

I am not sure how you ended up in Brasil in the first place, for biz or vacation only. If vacation, and you have worldly neighbors, then you are probably already 'out of the closet' and don't know it. It's my opinion that, USA people who are aware of the existence of sex tourism (outside BKK which everyones grandmother knows about!!) realize that guys don't fly all the way down to Brasil, land of bikinis and samba, for vanilla sight seeing. It's not like Jamaica, or someplace like that which everyone goes to. Very few people even in large cities in the states seem to have been to Brasil. People think it is dangerous, they hear about death squads, bus hijackings, the storming of the hotel in Copa a couple years ago. Maybe it is dangerous. We have a safety thread on this forum. Haha. That says something.

Get yourself a job with plenty of work in Latin America. Rack up your flier points. Hotel points. If you find yourself working in a mongering city, monger it. If not, cash in some points for time in a nearby pussy mecca. Only have to pay for girls, food, and drink. Then you find will yourself in the situation of having TOO MANY mongering opportunities, getting jaded, and doing things that are just SCARY to get your rocks off. So the grass is not greener.

I like your poem. Some might think it is goofy, and it may feel goofy, but I disagree. It is good that you are enjoying the sport to this extent to write a poem. Keep the appreciation! You experience a world that your neighbor only dreams about as whacking off or something.

[SlimHoleDrill]

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I stop to pick up my mail and I run into a neighbor. He wants to know if I will consider aerating my lawn this fall? Stop by and see him he says. He has an extra circular with a coupon for Scott's fall fertilizer. The best around he says. I hate my fucking life in my white bread community. I can't wait to return to Brasil and my lovely GDPs.

I think about my last night in Brasil and the Beauty of Bia (pronounced Bee in English.) As she provided Cowgirl in the cabine she inspired me to write the following:

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This is too funny. As we all know, you can go for weeks, months, years in Rio without EVER thinking of fucking fertilizer. Your neighbor probably wants to get into a contest with you and the others on the block for who has the greenest grass. But seriously, you are entering very dangerous territory. Your discontent can begin to show itself in ways so subtle that you don't even notice it, but your wife and friends may. Have a few drinks with the friends, you may find yourself somewhat defending what they think is disgusting and immoral, but of course, you know better. Good luck with the dual life, it has been a classic subject in literature and, at least in the stories, it almost always ends in tragedy with the truth finally coming out and lives destroyed. It doesn't make a very good story if the guy just bites his lip and goes on forever in misery. But in real life, the lives aren't necessarily destroyed, just radically changed. Maybe that will be right for you, maybe not. Brazilians have the same problem BTW, just at a different level and it involves indiscretion for both sides. Most of them manage a reasonable level o f "cheating" without destroying family life. But then, they are in the middle of it and can come and go (ha, ha) not yanked in and out as you are when going there on business. The contrasts are as stark as you portray and it does affect you, no doubt.

Now, if you really want to be in danger of going off the reservation, try a dupla with Bia and her cousin Paola. That would probably be enough. You would go home, divorce the wife, stuff the fertilizer spreader up your neighbor's ass, leave for Brazil and never be heard of again. And now there is an ever higher level that neither I, nor anyone I know has yet achieved: now Bia's sister also is at L'uomo. So you could have two sisters and a cousin all at the same time. When little sis started to work there, I asked Bia when would mama be coming in and she almost fell on the floor laughing.

[Voyajer1]

Yes, room included. Take sneak your camera with you to the cabin, most will let you take pictures of them while there, it is really nice. But remember to screen and ask if they will allow pics before you go to the cabin. Have fun!

Thanks Voyager. So the BR220 for 1 hour includes the room? I remember some of the places used to break it down into entrance, girl, and room charges.

Do agree about the drinks. I learned long ago not to buy the garotas Heggy Bulls in the Thermas.

[Lorenzo]

Fuckin A.

I'm glad you like the poem but I am going through masive withdraws. Do you realize I fucked 9 girls in two weeks! Who can I tell? This is what a married guy gets all year. Somebody get me back to a termas or an FKK quick! I spent 1500USD + on just the girls and beer. The rest I wasted.

The guys I work with have thier communion money stuffed in their matresses.

God I love Rio

We are a breed apart; that's all I can say. Civilians will never understand."Some men March to the beat of a different drummer"-Thoreau. Vive la differance!