Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bubba Boy]

I like girls from privates now rather than T's. When you live and work in Rio dating a T girl is not easy. They work 5 or 6 nights a week and that leaves little time to come over and see you. Adding to this they usually want to spend their off time with their family it leaves very little normal time to do normal shit. The only real time they have is when they come over after their shift ends at midnight or as late as 2 am or a little time in the morning before they go to work. This is why I find girls from "prives" a better option.

Girls from prives (privates) work normal hours, like 10. 00am to 7pm. This means you can pretty much see them most nights, works out a lot lot better than T girls. One thing that always amazes me is that after a hard day of banging 6 guys at their work each day they still want to / insist on banging at night when they are with you. The girl I am currently seeing insists on at least an hour of banging at night and then she insists on a quickie in the morning before she goes to work.

[Bubba Boy]

There should be a cheat sheet made for the rules of getting freebies from T girls. If you want to get a T girl to come over for free you must make her think she is special and she has a chance of a relationship with a person of better economic statue than her (this is not hard she is probably from a really poor area). The number 1 rule is not to bang another girl at the same club, that includes when she has a night off.

Brazilians fuck around on their partners, that is pretty much a given. However a partner won't accept this if you throw it in their face. It must be done very very discretely. Hence, banging another girl in the same place is too much 'in your face' to be acceptable. I have seen many a dumb ass gringo think 'great, she is coming over for free tonight, hence I can bang another girl at the same T now so I can get 2 girls in the one night'. Then the Dumb ass wonders why the freebie gets all pissed and she doesn't come over EVER AGAIN. When you want to play around you must put thought into where you do it.

So when I like a girl at a T, I will see her a few times and also stop banging other girls at the same place. This is not hard for me, I like to do a lot of repeats. There are probably 50 places where I can find P4P in Rio, so it is not all that much of a loss to write off the one T she is at. Then if there is some connection there and she does not have a boyfriend or kids, she will most likely ask me out. I never ask them out. Usually works after 3 to 5 repeats. Of course you need to be a good guy to her friends and buy them the occasional drink etc.

I find the process of actually finding someone that I like is harder than the actual getting them to come over for free. It is a very easy process. Just need to obey the number 1 rule.

[Bubba Boy]

Went for a bit of an adventure last night. Tried to find a place out near Villa Mimosa, got lost in a real shitty area and didn't even find the club I wanted to. Still got out of there alive so can't complain. Anybody that pays R$350 for a bang in Rio needs to go and see where these girls come from. Very poor areas, VERY POOR. Anyway.

Back in Centro went to T31, quality not too bad. Actually bumped into the girl I was looking for out near Villa Mimosa. Hadn't seen her in a while, kind of not looking as great as she once was, so passed and went to MV30. For the record T31 was R$10. 00 for 2 beers.

Hit MV 30. Prices have gone up a bit. R$30 entrance or minimum consumption. R$115 30 minutes, R$155 45 minutes, R$195 for the hour. I don't mind paying Zona Sul like prices as long as there is value there. MV30 definitely had better looking girls since the price increase. There was relatively less Brazilian guys there as well. I marked a few maybes that were already being groped and will return another night.

ON the subject of value. If the Zona Sul T's had stunning girls all the time it would be worth it. However the quality of girls is not that much better than Centro places, if at all. Hence for me there is little value there.

[Member #3439]

Rio Day 1 and 2.

Well it turns out to be a Sunday and there was absolutely very little open. The weather outside sucked with rain coming off and on. Whats up with that?

According to Mr. Bubba this should have been a red flag right at the onset. But this hot 8. 5 was all over me with promises to CIM and CIA etc. Such langauge! Phew! Resistance was futile. Another red flag I missed was that she would not kiss on the lips. Healthy as it may be, Mr. Bubba has it right, it does mean less passion as BBBJ would probably off the table. But

To your first point, the abandonment of Centro is part of what disappoints me about Cariocas. Seems like they are repeating the mistakes that Americanos made in the 1950's, when the interstates went in and people abandoned urban living. Resulting in urban sprawl, inner city-ghettos, etc. It's a big shame/mistake for people to leave Centro at night and weekends.

CIA is a 98% a big bunch of BS. I've only actually gotten that opportunity about 2-5% of the time and never took it then. With those girls, I never discussed anything prior to session but instead played it cool, silent and just let them work like they wanted to. Now that I am conversational in Porto and use it, I realize the for mongering purposes the 'dumb gringo' act actually gets better services. Girls that do CIM, CIP, CIA do it because it appeals to them. If a guy comes in and makes cum-in-whatever part of a verbal services contract in the boite, he's taking all the fun-and-naughty factor out of it for the girl and making truly GFE natural services less likely in the cabine.

But usually, yeah, offers of cum-in-whatever in the boite are a red flag for sure. But not always!!! The 3rd best girl I ever had in Brasil was absolutely stone cold to me in the boite like she didn't care whether I was even there or not. Sat on my lap for 30 minutes not moving or talking. I asked the manager to send her away, because I didn't speak any Porto then. Instead, he told me to take her back and I wouldn't regret it, so I did! Termas Bacos, Sao Paulo 2005. I'll have that memory until I die. Once we got to the cabine, it was magical and she was the kinkiest girl I've experienced in that country so far. I can't even talk about those services here because some of the services are not socially acceptable to most members of this thread. So, you get an idea about the turn of events, though. Never can tell with these girls. Have to stick to low cost places, cycle through many girls to actually find those services. Tier 1 girls are mainly primadonnas. Who wouldn't be, when they get a 1/3 of a typical persons monthly salary for just giving a someone the privilege of 40 minutes sex that doesn't cost them anything, haha? Maybe they fancy themselves a celebrity...

Cartman: O Senhor, why are you paying big Reais for it at MC when you work and live and Rio? I bet you can get freebies galore if you try! ET is living proof you can have a full-time termas quality GF for free if you work the scene, even if you aren't in town all the time. I've met him and his GF in-person and was inspired by the possibility that he has demonstrated. I only wish I got there more often, or for longer periods of time. I'd be all over that non-pro scene. I only hit town with 5-7 days 'lay over' after biz each time, with no continuity due to 6-12 month gaps between trips....so can't invest time on non-pros due to the uncertainty with them...but you can! Go for it!

[Eric Cartman]

for the record, a normal massage at mc is r$60 for 30 minutes and, franky, sucks. it's like the 60 whyear old chick who took it went through a course in how to give a sucky massage. complete with awkward talking and things like telling you to exercise your arms and legs while laying on your back. really bad. so disappointed.

slim pickings at mc lately. went "off reservation" tonight and tagged a chick with long blond hair (weave) called layla. wears a necklace with a large red pepper (pimenta) on it. very cute face. a bit chub-chub down below but the cartman was horny. pre-interview was quick but ok. takes it in the pooper, says she can suck deep. i'm like, ok.

somewhat uninspired in the room. appeared bored / distracted. really just a tip-swabber. had to finish by hand both times (my own). did the second one just on principle and when i stood over her to deposit my seed, she put her hands up to block everything. lol.

win some, lose some.

-cartman

[Eric Cartman]

Hi guys,

I have gone through a lot of information regarding Rio published here lately. I will stay only 2 days for work next week, but still want to get a taste of Brazilian woman. I assume my best and easiest option is to hit l'Uomo, right?

What are the current price there, and most importantly how are the girls (not a big fan of big asses)?

Luomo has a reasonable crop of slimmer girls (magras). I was there last night. The trouble is the girls are sort of average right now. No real stunners. I wouldn't say they're better than some hits at lower-end places in Centro. Then again, for a quick trip, you'll do fine there. Definitely more skinny chicks there than at MC these days.

[Poucolouco]

It must be really, really slow at the senior center. Of course he meant Reais. Anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Rio knows that L'uomo (and termas in general) entry fees these days are about 70 Reais. Nitpicking as a lifestyle.

My comment to the discussion was intended to provide useful information to new members. I thought it best to assure that accurate prices were cited and I did so politely. However, your nitpicking post is interesting to display your immature self centered superior attitude as usual. This reminds me that you were banned from the World site for similar know-it-all postings.

[Exec Talent]

Did you mean to quote those prices in dollars ($) or reais (R$)?

It must be really, really slow at the senior center. Of course he meant Reais. Anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Rio knows that L'uomo (and termas in general) entry fees these days are about 70 Reais. Nitpicking as a lifestyle.

[Poucolouco]

I was at L'Umo this past Sunday. See the report posted below. I paid $70. 00 to get in +180 for the girl + room fees + 1 drink for her and the total came up to $365. 00 for 40 minutes in a standard room. I believe $15. 00 was for the drinks. The quality of women is amazing but the actual service will require interviewing. Otherwise the probability of mechanical service is quite high. The best deal to be had is at Terma 502. Similar setup but half the price.

Did you mean to quote those prices in dollars ($) or reais (R$)?

[Voyager1]

Hi guys,

I have gone through a lot of information regarding Rio published here lately. I will stay only 2 days for work next week, but still want to get a taste of Brazilian woman. I assume my best and easiest option is to hit l'Uomo, right?

What are the current price there, and most importantly how are the girls (not a big fan of big asses)?

I was at L'Umo this past Sunday. See the report posted below. I paid $70. 00 to get in +180 for the girl + room fees + 1 drink for her and the total came up to $365. 00 for 40 minutes in a standard room. I believe $15. 00 was for the drinks. The quality of women is amazing but the actual service will require interviewing. Otherwise the probability of mechanical service is quite high. The best deal to be had is at Terma 502. Similar setup but half the price.

[MCruddy]

Hey all,

Anyone know the entry and lapdance cost for clubs like Balcony and Barbarella?

Thanks very much

Sixty real, which includes two drinks. Not at all worth it, IMHO.

MCruddy

[Cartog]

Hi guys,

I have gone through a lot of information regarding Rio published here lately. I will stay only 2 days for work next week, but still want to get a taste of Brazilian woman. I assume my best and easiest option is to hit l'Uomo, right?

What are the current price there, and most importantly how are the girls (not a big fan of big asses)?

I have been to the Luoma Club several times and usually find a nice selection of ladies and enjoy my time there. Hopefully you will get more current price info, but on my last visit in 2008 I paid R$320 for 1 hour. This fee included the R$50 entrance plus the R$270 room with shower and lady fee. They do offer a lower cost 45 minute room without a shower option for about R$260. Beers to drink were an additional R$7 (I think). Enjoy Rio!

[Zerocool]

Hey all,

Anyone know the entry and lapdance cost for clubs like Balcony and Barbarella?

Thanks very much

[Bauer7]

Hi guys,

I have gone through a lot of information regarding Rio published here lately. I will stay only 2 days for work next week, but still want to get a taste of Brazilian woman. I assume my best and easiest option is to hit l'Uomo, right?

What are the current price there, and most importantly how are the girls (not a big fan of big asses)?

[Voyager1]

At the top level Termas you definitely need to screen them before dragging them to the room. If you pay top level prices you need to get top level service everytime. 1 red flag is passable. 2 red flags you really need to look for someone else. 3 red flags and you still take her to the cabine? Well. Kind of get what you deserve, but we live and learn (hopefully).

The cheaper places are a bit different, at R$80-R$120 you can take a chance. At the cheaper places you can actually work on them by seeing them a couple of times if necessary. Once they know and like you the service gets way better. A girl I saw a few months ago gave crap service the first 2 times. The third time it was like a switch was flicked, unbelievable service! Then it just kept getting better until of course it was time to move on. For me that is how I work the cheaper places, I do repeats until the service hits a peak and then starts to fall off or your find someone else to replace her. The cheaper places are much more repeat customer type of places to get that top level of service.

You are right. I let my guard down or shall I saw was coerced down by the force of the 8. 5 magnitude.

Part of the hesitancy on my part was the lack of linguistic skills in selecting rather then being selected. The message I think I have received is that it is better to choose than be chosen as in the later, probability of a mechanical session is quite high since the chooser is probably a pro about to take advantage of the situation. This seems to be the case in the class 1 category places. Pity really as it sure did make it easier to have a session. But then there in lies the paradox, no work no play. Work must be done to interview as the price for not doing so is quite high. Given the limited space I did wonder how one can spend hours in the bar as there really is very limited things to do here. I think I might have felt a bit more rushed then I usually am. I hope to re-read your marvelous guide before hitting the circuit today and maybe have a Rio experience. Thank you for confirming that the flags were indeed real and not just my imagination. Part of the problem I have is that I am coming from areas where bar has been set a little above the mechanical stuff. Thus my expectations are accordingly and even more so here.