Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Musze3000]

Exactly, the day we all stop learning is the day we are put into the ground. For the record, I still butcher the language - BADLY!

BB -- I'm so glad you are back around; learned so much from you and I have to give up all credit to you for me being a Rio expert now! My boys and I first trip was back in 2007 and it revolved around your guide. My Buddy even made a mini movie with all our pictures and the beginning is dedicated to you; you will have to see it one day, funny ass s**t!!

Regards,

Musze3000

[Ipanema Carioca]

Will she close the termas?

[Helpmann]

When I was in the Navy a guy told me, "If you want your dick sucked, find a chick that smokes." And I must say that for the past 20 years every chick who I have had that smoked didn't mind sucking a dick. It's just one of those things I guess. Can't explain it but it is what it is.

I haven't heard that one, but I would believe it.

-Helpmann

[Ipanema Carioca]

[QUOTE=Brasil is getting too expensive. I don't think that there will be a Help replacement unless the Dollar makes a come back.[/QUOTE]Remember, Help at it's height was fueled by a strong dollar, where 3-1 exchange brought you a lot of Rio. Now the dollar is sending guys like me to Sosua, Thailand and other mongering places. Instead of doing Rio 4-5 times a year, I may do it once maybe twice a year. Many mongers feel the same.

With less gringoes, the apartment providers will be hurt. And rightfully so, because they are now asking for deposits and copies of passports.

Restaurants will be hurt, because of less mongers. Therefore, waiters will not have gringos to pad the tab with false prices and gdp drinks.

Termas will to be hurt. Luomo, Solorium and Monte Carlo have mostly gringo business. Instead of going down in their prices to attract clients they go up. Now they are too expensive for locals. I go to these termas and I am the only one there.

Balcony is, too, hurting. Girls who use to be there before Help closed are not there. And the woman her are there are no where as fine comparing to Help woman. And it's cheaper to use a agenc like Karla models than pick up a girl from Balcony.

Lastly, 2010 was an eye opener for mongers who use US holidays to visit Rio. Now that these visitors have come to Rio, they will not return and confirm to other US mongers that Rio is dead. The same with europeans.

And for the apartment providers, most tourists will use hotels and not apartments. Unlike mongers who will go to VM for pussy, and not care about the locals, tourists will feel safer at hotels.

But many hotels are, too, closing. I got word that the Rio Othon Palace, next to Meia Pataca, is closing March 2011. So if hotels in Copa are closing, Meia Pataca will be the only restaurant on that block. And I do not think the owner will let the few gdps now there get in the way of getting regular tourists.

[Bubba Boy]

I'm glad you had fun with this, that's what Rio is all about and that is what this site should be all about.

Exactly, the day we all stop learning is the day we are put into the ground. For the record, I still butcher the language - BADLY!

[Rio Bob]

Hey Bob, I have told a few girls about your cozinha/cuzinho story. Has got a few laughs, one girl on Friday just loved it, was saying " do you like me in the kitchen" all night when I was banging her in the ass. The words are so close, I am sure many a person has confused the 2.

I'm glad you had fun with this, that's what Rio is all about and that is what this site should be all about.

The words are very close, I even told the story to two guys I know who have been going to Rio a long time and they didn't pick up on it.

But I'm glad we discussed it here and I know better now, as I said before I rarely use the word because it's not somthing I usually seek with a girl unless they bring it up. I thought it was a slang word for anal rather than a cute version of it.

[Urcarioca]

They got me for my cell phone.

It happened with a few girls that were standing on the street across from Copacabana beach.

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.

No flame at all. It's a classic, usually happening late at night in Avenida Princesa Isabel (Franky's and Cicciolina.). It happened to me, and I live here. Really embarrassing.

[Bubba Boy]

You guys crack me up, in my experience half of all Rio GDP's are up for absolutely anything whether they smoke or not. My favourite response to the question if they take it in the ass or not is "of course I do, not doing it would be weird!".

Finding crazy of the hook girls in Rio is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Hey Bob, I have told a few girls about your cozinha/cuzinho story. Has got a few laughs, one girl on Friday just loved it, was saying " do you like me in the kitchen" all night when I was banging her in the ass. The words are so close, I am sure many a person has confused the 2.

[Mr Enternational]

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

When I was in the Navy a guy told me, "If you want your dick sucked, find a chick that smokes." And I must say that for the past 20 years every chick who I have had that smoked didn't mind sucking a dick. It's just one of those things I guess. Can't explain it but it is what it is.

[Rio Bob]

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

I like kamikaze party girls who don't care about tomorrow. Rio is good for that,

I get what you're saying.

If a girl comes into my apartment and I offer her a drink and she refuses then I suspect we are not going to have such a good time.

If she says to me sure I'll have whatever you're having then I think things are going to go good.

If she has a drink and pulls out a pack of cigerettes and asks permission to smoke then I know I hit pay dirt.

[Member #3439]

Good grief! What kind of logic is this?

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

I like kamikaze party girls who don't care about tomorrow. Rio is good for that, as opposed to someplace like Mexico where the girls are more conservative and worried, except at VM and BA85 where they usually want play it very safe. But girls in those places work for almost nothing, so I understand.

World Mongerer, Muppets. Nice reports. Keep them up!!!

[Ipanema Carioca]

They got me for my cell phone. I was lucky that that's all they got me for. And it was a 3 year old Razr worth probably $40 and the TIM SIM card only had about R$25 left on it.

It happened with a few girls that were standing on the street across from Copacabana beach. They called me over, it was dark so I came through the middle of two cars to get closer to see them. One came from behind and the other from the front. They acted like they were feeling me up, which they did on my chest and shoulders for a while. Nothing strange or different from the normal "oooooh I want your body, Fuuuuk me" jesture, however, then they both went down into my pockets both front and back at the same time. I only have two hands and quickly pushed them off of me. They both stepped back and their 3 other friends and them quickly walked off, probably exchanging the phone with one of the girls who didn't touch me in case I searched them. Within 10 seconds, realized my phone was gone, but they had already split up and I knew that the girl who had the phone probably handed it off already.

I was pissed, but decided not to make a scene since it was such a small loss financially. My pride was hurt more than anything and I was pissed, but felt like for what it was worth, I have a lot more to lose than them. So I decided to go on with my night and make up for it with a nice lady. Which I found at balcony within 5 minutes and left without getting a drink.

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.

I was once too drunk in Lapa one Saturday night, don't remember my cab ride to Copa, and realized my Blackberry was gone the next morning. Mistake, but I carry 2 Blackberrys to Rio, one for backup. Then I lost a phone in Balcony. Lesson: only carry cheap Brazil phones, and have a wingman when hanging out late and drinking.

[Ipanema Carioca]

[QUOTE=She said she was pissed off and jealous that I had been with other girls, wow, I wasn’t expecting that reaction at all. I just thought I was another customer for her, she’s with loads of different guys all the time so what’s the difference?[/QUOTE]Mongering 101: Laugh and Ignore. She is trying to sucker you into a one-sided GFE or wifey situation like 100 other gringos. Keep it business, unless she says she will quit hoeing and fuck you for free until she dies. She can't be jealous if she expects you to pay for fucking her. You are not fucking her because she is your loyal wife and it's her duty.

[World Mongerer]

Plan A : hook up with Giovanna (Centaurus Girl), Plan B: L’uomo

Day 6 – Termas L’uomo (Rua Siquiera Campos, 143, second level)

It was a national holiday on Tuesday and I had tried to arrange to meet up with Giovanna (Centaurus girl) for that night. I phoned her that day and she said she would phone me back later that evening. She said she was pissed off and jealous that I had been with other girls, wow, I wasn’t expecting that reaction at all. I just thought I was another customer for her, she’s with loads of different guys all the time so what’s the difference? Although I couldn’t understand her reaction it was slightly touching that she felt this way. I’ve been in contact with her on and off since March 2009 and told her a week before that I would be coming to Rio, maybe she thought I would be coming to see her especially. Probably my mistake that in Centaurus I went with another girl and not her : ) That was because I didn’t want a rushed session in the club but preferred to take her back to my apartment and I explained that to her when I met her. Anyway, she didn’t call back, so it was Plan B

- Arriving at L’uomo –

Since I was waiting for Giovanna’s call and she didn’t call I got to L’uomo late-ish, around 21.30. My first experience in L’uomo was not good at all, that was back in March 2009 on a Sunday, there weren’t many girls and I didn’t go with any girl in the end. Over a year on I thought, well, there must be some different talent (hopefully better) and on a different day maybe more lively. Unfortunately again it was a disappointment, there were probably only 8-10 girls and for me only one was do-able.

- In the bar –

Compared to the other termas the bar area is quite small. I sat down on a stool by the bar and got myself a drink. A girl approached me shortly afterwards, she was a nice girl, funny too but I didn’t find her attractive but enjoyed chatting to her.

- The chosen one -

The only girl I found attractive was sat down on the sofas opposite, after a while she came over to the bar to get a drink and then that’s when we started chatting. She was quite a tall girl, quite curvy, not really the slim type I like, but still quite attractive. She was blonde with an ok face, quite European looking and her tits were quite big but because of her build I suspected they would be quite saggy too.

Anyway, so I’m sat on the bar stool, she’s stood up next to me and were making small talk. It’s not long of course till we start kissing and DFKing each other, I’m feeling up her body at the same time and enjoying it very much : ) We then sit down on the sofa and continue our DFK session, I have to say it was really good, she’s a good kisser and it felt like she was eating my mouth out : ) It was very chilled and relaxed, I didn’t feel rushed, I think we would have both been quite content just to chill on the sofa just kissing for a long while. It was getting near to 23.00 though and she said that if we wanted to get a room we would have to go now. I of course ask her if she does BBBJ and CIM, she says yes so we proceed to the room.

- Doing the deed –

We get to the room and she takes her bikini off and I can see she’s a tad fat (by my standards! ) but still quite attractive. Her tits, as I suspected were quite large but a bit saggy (bit like two balloons filled with water left hanging) and her thighs were large. I can’t remember much about the sex, I went down on her, she went down on me, a few positions and I finished with CIM. We chat for a while and I find out she is from the state of Santa Cantarina and has german and Italian heritage, she looks more german to me. Overall an enjoyable experience, maybe just a tad disappointed by the lack of quality and quantity at L’uomo, maybe depends on the day.

[Lorenzo]

Since then, I prefer to screen for girls who do smoke and drink because I expect them to have fewer hangups.

Good grief! What kind of logic is this?