Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Urcarioca]

They got me for my cell phone.

It happened with a few girls that were standing on the street across from Copacabana beach.

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.

No flame at all. It's a classic, usually happening late at night in Avenida Princesa Isabel (Franky's and Cicciolina.). It happened to me, and I live here. Really embarrassing.

[Bubba Boy]

You guys crack me up, in my experience half of all Rio GDP's are up for absolutely anything whether they smoke or not. My favourite response to the question if they take it in the ass or not is "of course I do, not doing it would be weird!".

Finding crazy of the hook girls in Rio is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Hey Bob, I have told a few girls about your cozinha/cuzinho story. Has got a few laughs, one girl on Friday just loved it, was saying " do you like me in the kitchen" all night when I was banging her in the ass. The words are so close, I am sure many a person has confused the 2.

[Mr Enternational]

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

When I was in the Navy a guy told me, "If you want your dick sucked, find a chick that smokes." And I must say that for the past 20 years every chick who I have had that smoked didn't mind sucking a dick. It's just one of those things I guess. Can't explain it but it is what it is.

[Rio Bob]

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

I like kamikaze party girls who don't care about tomorrow. Rio is good for that,

I get what you're saying.

If a girl comes into my apartment and I offer her a drink and she refuses then I suspect we are not going to have such a good time.

If she says to me sure I'll have whatever you're having then I think things are going to go good.

If she has a drink and pulls out a pack of cigerettes and asks permission to smoke then I know I hit pay dirt.

[Member #3439]

Good grief! What kind of logic is this?

If a girl is scared of cigarettes or drink..what else is she scared of, DFK? Hiring a health-nut for sex is like hiring a pacifist for a soldier, there is a low probability of things turning out well. Hawking and hobbying are risky, not a game for the timid.

I like kamikaze party girls who don't care about tomorrow. Rio is good for that, as opposed to someplace like Mexico where the girls are more conservative and worried, except at VM and BA85 where they usually want play it very safe. But girls in those places work for almost nothing, so I understand.

World Mongerer, Muppets. Nice reports. Keep them up!!!

[Ipanema Carioca]

They got me for my cell phone. I was lucky that that's all they got me for. And it was a 3 year old Razr worth probably $40 and the TIM SIM card only had about R$25 left on it.

It happened with a few girls that were standing on the street across from Copacabana beach. They called me over, it was dark so I came through the middle of two cars to get closer to see them. One came from behind and the other from the front. They acted like they were feeling me up, which they did on my chest and shoulders for a while. Nothing strange or different from the normal "oooooh I want your body, Fuuuuk me" jesture, however, then they both went down into my pockets both front and back at the same time. I only have two hands and quickly pushed them off of me. They both stepped back and their 3 other friends and them quickly walked off, probably exchanging the phone with one of the girls who didn't touch me in case I searched them. Within 10 seconds, realized my phone was gone, but they had already split up and I knew that the girl who had the phone probably handed it off already.

I was pissed, but decided not to make a scene since it was such a small loss financially. My pride was hurt more than anything and I was pissed, but felt like for what it was worth, I have a lot more to lose than them. So I decided to go on with my night and make up for it with a nice lady. Which I found at balcony within 5 minutes and left without getting a drink.

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.

I was once too drunk in Lapa one Saturday night, don't remember my cab ride to Copa, and realized my Blackberry was gone the next morning. Mistake, but I carry 2 Blackberrys to Rio, one for backup. Then I lost a phone in Balcony. Lesson: only carry cheap Brazil phones, and have a wingman when hanging out late and drinking.

[Ipanema Carioca]

[QUOTE=She said she was pissed off and jealous that I had been with other girls, wow, I wasn’t expecting that reaction at all. I just thought I was another customer for her, she’s with loads of different guys all the time so what’s the difference?[/QUOTE]Mongering 101: Laugh and Ignore. She is trying to sucker you into a one-sided GFE or wifey situation like 100 other gringos. Keep it business, unless she says she will quit hoeing and fuck you for free until she dies. She can't be jealous if she expects you to pay for fucking her. You are not fucking her because she is your loyal wife and it's her duty.

[World Mongerer]

Plan A : hook up with Giovanna (Centaurus Girl), Plan B: L’uomo

Day 6 – Termas L’uomo (Rua Siquiera Campos, 143, second level)

It was a national holiday on Tuesday and I had tried to arrange to meet up with Giovanna (Centaurus girl) for that night. I phoned her that day and she said she would phone me back later that evening. She said she was pissed off and jealous that I had been with other girls, wow, I wasn’t expecting that reaction at all. I just thought I was another customer for her, she’s with loads of different guys all the time so what’s the difference? Although I couldn’t understand her reaction it was slightly touching that she felt this way. I’ve been in contact with her on and off since March 2009 and told her a week before that I would be coming to Rio, maybe she thought I would be coming to see her especially. Probably my mistake that in Centaurus I went with another girl and not her : ) That was because I didn’t want a rushed session in the club but preferred to take her back to my apartment and I explained that to her when I met her. Anyway, she didn’t call back, so it was Plan B

- Arriving at L’uomo –

Since I was waiting for Giovanna’s call and she didn’t call I got to L’uomo late-ish, around 21.30. My first experience in L’uomo was not good at all, that was back in March 2009 on a Sunday, there weren’t many girls and I didn’t go with any girl in the end. Over a year on I thought, well, there must be some different talent (hopefully better) and on a different day maybe more lively. Unfortunately again it was a disappointment, there were probably only 8-10 girls and for me only one was do-able.

- In the bar –

Compared to the other termas the bar area is quite small. I sat down on a stool by the bar and got myself a drink. A girl approached me shortly afterwards, she was a nice girl, funny too but I didn’t find her attractive but enjoyed chatting to her.

- The chosen one -

The only girl I found attractive was sat down on the sofas opposite, after a while she came over to the bar to get a drink and then that’s when we started chatting. She was quite a tall girl, quite curvy, not really the slim type I like, but still quite attractive. She was blonde with an ok face, quite European looking and her tits were quite big but because of her build I suspected they would be quite saggy too.

Anyway, so I’m sat on the bar stool, she’s stood up next to me and were making small talk. It’s not long of course till we start kissing and DFKing each other, I’m feeling up her body at the same time and enjoying it very much : ) We then sit down on the sofa and continue our DFK session, I have to say it was really good, she’s a good kisser and it felt like she was eating my mouth out : ) It was very chilled and relaxed, I didn’t feel rushed, I think we would have both been quite content just to chill on the sofa just kissing for a long while. It was getting near to 23.00 though and she said that if we wanted to get a room we would have to go now. I of course ask her if she does BBBJ and CIM, she says yes so we proceed to the room.

- Doing the deed –

We get to the room and she takes her bikini off and I can see she’s a tad fat (by my standards! ) but still quite attractive. Her tits, as I suspected were quite large but a bit saggy (bit like two balloons filled with water left hanging) and her thighs were large. I can’t remember much about the sex, I went down on her, she went down on me, a few positions and I finished with CIM. We chat for a while and I find out she is from the state of Santa Cantarina and has german and Italian heritage, she looks more german to me. Overall an enjoyable experience, maybe just a tad disappointed by the lack of quality and quantity at L’uomo, maybe depends on the day.

[Lorenzo]

Since then, I prefer to screen for girls who do smoke and drink because I expect them to have fewer hangups.

Good grief! What kind of logic is this?

[Bubba Boy]

Believe me, you are not the first and you will not be the last. It happens to the best of us - I know a LA cop (a person who should really know better) that had his pockets picked while several girls were rubbing on him. It is good that you made the post to remind people of what can happen.

I would be 90% sure they were not girls.................

[The Watcher]

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.

Believe me, you are not the first and you will not be the last. It happens to the best of us - I know a LA cop (a person who should really know better) that had his pockets picked while several girls were rubbing on him. It is good that you made the post to remind people of what can happen.

[Muppets]

Howdy guys,

I don't post very often, and the times I do it's usually in Shanghai or Beijing's thread, or occasionally Spain, but here's my first feedback from Rio.

Am in town for couple of days, so I set about my research through the week. Crikey there's a lot of info in here, waaay too much for me to have time to go through, but I figured with what I read I'd manage.

Staying in Barra, I headed off this afternoon up to Copacabana. Wanted to try a little Termas action. Found the Copacabana itself easily enough, was in and out in 5 minutes though. Ugh not impressed byt either the surly woman on the door or the two girls inside. Perhaps the reports I read on it were older than I thought.

Never mind thinks I. Surely L'Uomo will be better. Lordy it was. Once I found it

Halloween theme going on today, so the 9 or 10 girls working (the doorwoman said 25 so I guess either 15 were fucking or her english is worse than my Portuguese. Out of the girls in there, I'd have happily banged 6 or 7 of them til I dropped dead. Yum. Couple of slim girls with nice arses really caught my eye. Ended up having a very broken conversation with a dark haired girl whose name sounded like Rebecca but probably wasn't anything like that. She had a gorgeous face and a lovely figure, and a pair of bolt ons which looked cracking in what little she was wearing. Said it was her second day there, which I think it probably was when she couldn't find the Cabine we ended up going to.

Of course, before we got to the Cabine, I followed the advice in the guide someone very helpfully formulated and got some kissing in (though she put her hands up at the sides of our faces as if to shield people in the bar from seeing) and asked a few questions which were answered with gusto.

Damn she had a pretty face. Gorgeous long black hair, nice full lips and a lovely smile. Into the Cabine, and on with a good BBBJ, not the best, but certainly not making me doubt my choice. Couple of attempts at Garganda Profunda too, without my prompting. Nice little gag which always turns me on.

Good fuck from behind and then gave her a pounding in the ass just for shits and giggles (luckily no shit was actually present during the events) and then finished off with a fooking massive load all over her lips and tits. No idea where it all came from, I've never seen one that big before. Fuck I musta been horny.

Had planned to stay a couple of hours and try out another girl who caught my eye, but alas when I went for my smokes in the locker, I had a few emails from work and had to leave. Arse.

Anyways, back in Barra after a 90 minute cab ride in traffic (mental note to self, when I come back in December, don't try that journey in rush hour), had a bite to eat, did some work and then though. Lets try something else.

Rebecca (or whatever she was actually called) had asked me to meet her in The Balcony this evening, and if I hadn't had to go back to Barra I would've hung around the hour or so she said she'd be finished in, and happily had an evening out and seen what happened (and what it cost), but anyways, I couldn't be arsed getting a cab all the way back up to Copacabana.

So, I rang up megaclassrj as per this post (thanks Dutch44)

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...&postcount=781

and Gabi was Duly dispatched. No bait and switch thankfully. Man she's got a nice rack. Lovely girl, arrived in 25 mins or so. Great figure, face is ok. Did I mention the cracking rack? No? Man she's got a nice rack. Had a little chat, a nice BBBJ and did the deed. Rates as advertised. Cab was 50 on top. Sat and chatted for a while afterwards about Rio, Her travels to Europe etc. did everthing with enthusiasm and was pretty good, I'd see her again, and it's a bonus that she's nice to chat to as well. I don't mind if a girl gets up and fucks off after the deed's done, and I don't necessarily want to sit and chat for ages afterward, it's not like I'm marrying them, but it was pleasant to have a conversation where the voice in my head wasn't saying 'fuck off already, I've shot my load and now it's time to do something else'. Be good to her, she's a wee gem.

So that's my tuppence. I'll be back for a few days in December, definitely going to hit The Balcony then and see what it's like, probably ring up Gabi, and I might go back to l'Uomo too. I did enjoy it there, but it isn't exactly cheap.

[Bravo]

just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. please, no flames.

no flames, glad you didnt let them ruin your night. i had a bunch of trannys try to pick pocket me last year. i had left franks, walked up prado junior and was walking along atlantica when i saw them in front of me by the parked cars. a group of 5 of them started hooting and hollering at me, i just lowered my head and continued walking towards balcony. next thing i know, i hear the sound of heels clacking as all five of them started jogging towards me. i knew exactly what they were going to try and do , pickpocket me!

i stuck my hands in my two front pockets where i had my money and my phone. they ran up on me, started touching my chest and shoulders, one tried to stand in front of me and back his ass into my crotch in order to slow down my walking speed. i faked left and went right and moved right around him. i then told them in portugese "i know what you are doing! get the fuck away from me, you are not getting my money!" they were not violent or aggresive, they were just trying to grab my attention while went thru my pockets!

[Auriflama]

I was in Club Florida this week, everyone was smoking like it was their last cig. The only other place that I have seen allow smoking so out in the open is T81. Apart from that, most places have been very good in enforcing the law which is fantastic in my book.

I believe they enforce it because the fine is 7 x UPDF's. Which is about R$ 700 now. The enforcement officers aparently have been very good at enforcing it. They will just keep coming back and fining the establishment every night until they enforce no smoking. Nice to see some efficient policing of the laws in Brazil. In fact I was very suprised that Brazil has got this under control so quickly, didn't think it would happen.

Freaking idiots someone should take a lit cigarette and flick right in their face.

[The E]

They got me for my cell phone. I was lucky that that's all they got me for. And it was a 3 year old Razr worth probably $40 and the TIM SIM card only had about R$25 left on it.

It happened with a few girls that were standing on the street across from Copacabana beach. They called me over, it was dark so I came through the middle of two cars to get closer to see them. One came from behind and the other from the front. They acted like they were feeling me up, which they did on my chest and shoulders for a while. Nothing strange or different from the normal "oooooh I want your body, Fuuuuk me" jesture, however, then they both went down into my pockets both front and back at the same time. I only have two hands and quickly pushed them off of me. They both stepped back and their 3 other friends and them quickly walked off, probably exchanging the phone with one of the girls who didn't touch me in case I searched them. Within 10 seconds, realized my phone was gone, but they had already split up and I knew that the girl who had the phone probably handed it off already.

I was pissed, but decided not to make a scene since it was such a small loss financially. My pride was hurt more than anything and I was pissed, but felt like for what it was worth, I have a lot more to lose than them. So I decided to go on with my night and make up for it with a nice lady. Which I found at balcony within 5 minutes and left without getting a drink.

Just writing this embarrassing post so someone else can learn from mistakes. Please, no flames.