Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Golfinho]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

To make long short she showed me the book and then asked for money up front and said this was company policy?

I paid which I have never done before, but I didn't have time to order anything else. Her body was nothing like that in the picture, she was out of shape, quite scarred, and I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture.

She started of slow and un-enthusiastic, and got better throughout the 2 hours. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I was going to look through the book again for next time, but just couldn't be bothered!

Sounds like you got a real kook'lid of a garota. Is there a protocol for what to do when this happens -- when the goods that show up at the door are not as advertized?

[Koolkid]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

To make long short she showed me the book and then asked for money up front and said this was company policy??

I paid which I have never done before, but I didn't have time to order anything else. Her body was nothing like that in the picture, she was out of shape, quite scarred, and I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture.

She started of slow and un-enthusiastic, and got better throughout the 2 hours. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I was going to look through the book again for next time, but just couldn't be bothered!

[Member #3439]

Learn the language, find an open minded lady to share adventures with and set out. Then you will learn what the ladies here truly think. But you will not like what you hear.

Don't you need the garota first in order to learn the language from her? Pimsleur and the ilk don't teach a good vocabulary set for picking up non-pros for any serious stuff, I think of the character Borat and how lame his English sounds to American women and hope my Pims Porto isn't perceived like that in Brasil. What method of learning did you use?

Not like what we hear? Please elaborate. We already know Cariocas like our money and go to Copa to gather it, but think poorly of us for taking part in their set up. Next month I'll stay in Centro and try to pass myself off as a respectable gringo and see if it works. If a taxi driver asks me if I want to go to Copa, then I'll have been racially profiled.

[Rio Fan]

I haven't been to Rio in about four years. I'm devastated that Help closed! I loved that place. I found the most amazing girls there. More than a few times I ended up with girls from Barbarella's, though I never actually went there. What's it like in Barbarella's these days? Still good?

[Hughdad]

This is how many people were in front of Othon yesterday afternoon at around 3. 30pm. I walked passed afew times and saw no GDP's. Last year I hung out here, as it was a good place to people watch, and maybe pick up somthing cheap for some afternoon delight. There was always somthing there.

I've been here 2 weeks and seen no real beach action in front of Othon or in front of Balcony for that matter. Meia was always busy with different GDP's every afternoon, but this year everything is quiet.

Cariocas don't hit the beach in force until the temp hits 30.

[Koolkid]

Wow. That looks pretty bad. Did you get a chance to visit Caesar Park? If so, what was the action like?

No I'm going to try that saturday, weather permiting, and then on the night time, MudBug, and then hopefully on to that club next to Dolce Vita. Last week that place was queuing down the street, but it's a totally brazilian crowd, so I might bottle it.

If you want to spend 20-30 mins watching the world go by, try Kice-Sucos on the corner of Miguel Lemos and NS de Copacabana. Try the pasta de frango and peach shake, and then the expresso. Sorts the hangover out, with good people watching.

Went to 4x4 today, and this place is never a disapointment. Tons of girls and a great atmosphere. Got there early and wanted to session before 5pm. Saw afew from last year. I could not decide on what I wanted, and left it till 4.45pm and the boite was getting empty. The ones I had my eye on were snapped up, so I grabbed a blonde that i saw from last year. She spoke ok english and was completa. Great perfomace in the room and was up for everything, we went well well after the phone rang. 40 mins in the cabin (Which was huge compared to the others I've been in) plus 4 skol and 3 caiprahina = 280 odd reals = BARGAIN

[Amerioca]

This is how many people were in front of Othon yesterday afternoon at around 3.30pm. I walked passed afew times and saw no GDP's. Last year
I hung out here, as it was a good place to people watch, and maybe pick
up somthing cheap for some afternoon delight. There was always somthing There

I've been here 2 weeks and seen no real beach action in front of Othon or in front of Balcony for that matter. Meia was always busy with different GDP's every afternoon, but this year everything is quiet.

Wow. That looks pretty bad. Did you get a chance to visit Caesar Park? If so, what was the action like?

[Hughdad]

Yes KK,

How can we contact them and can you please post the pics!!!!!!!

Kk writes that they gave a mediocre performance for too much $, and that he could better elsewhere, and you guys are tripping over yourselves looking for their contact info. Do you realize how many great experiences there are out there? I must be missing something.

I am loving living in Brazil. Learn the language, find an open minded lady to share adventures with and set out. Then you will learn what the ladies here truly think. But you will not like what you hear. Of course, many of you are married so this is not an option for you.

The US and Europe will be in the dumper for a long time. I wrote about this last year. All the economy turnaround talk is hype and you wait to see what happens the rest of this year.

[Brugal8]

Correct Bravo, I will ask them both if I can give out their email addresses, once I have left Brazil. It's not fair for me to give out their mobile numbers I don't think.

Agree with Bravo and KK,

Ask for their permission and that way they will see that you have no bad intentions what so ever.

KK what about the pics, do you think that will be possible?

Brugal

[Mongmann]

How can we contact Darlene and Brenda?

Don't hold your breath. It's rare that info like that gets shared even if the girl gave the ok.

[Frenchieboy]

This is how many people were in front of Othon yesterday afternoon at around 3.30pm. I walked passed afew times and saw no GDP's. Last year
I hung out here, as it was a good place to people watch, and maybe pick
up somthing cheap for some afternoon delight. There was always somthing There

I've been here 2 weeks and seen no real beach action in front of Othon or in front of Balcony for that matter. Meia was always busy with different GDP's every afternoon, but this year everything is quiet.

I was in Meia last month and you are right no GDP's on afternoon but at about 8 pm I have found every night about 8 or 10 girls no latino bomba but just average level about 150 real/hour make your choice....

[Koolkid]

This is how many people were in front of Othon yesterday afternoon at around 3.30pm. I walked passed afew times and saw no GDP's. Last year
I hung out here, as it was a good place to people watch, and maybe pick
up somthing cheap for some afternoon delight. There was always somthing There

I've been here 2 weeks and seen no real beach action in front of Othon or in front of Balcony for that matter. Meia was always busy with different GDP's every afternoon, but this year everything is quiet.

[Koolkid]

I would imagine he would need to ask Darlene and Brenda if it was ok to give out their telephone number or email. I know they are GDPs, but just posting their contact info on the board without their permission, isnt a good move.

Correct Bravo, I will ask them both if I can give out their email addresses, once I have left Brazil. It's not fair for me to give out their mobile numbers I don't think.

[Bravo]

How can we contact Darlene and Brenda?

I would imagine he would need to ask Darlene and Brenda if it was ok to give out their telephone number or email. I know they are GDPs, but just posting their contact info on the board without their permission, isnt a good move.

[Brugal8]

How can we contact Darlene and Brenda?

Yes KK,

How can we contact them and can you please post the pics!!!!!!!