Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jamaicanceo]

I find the waiters at mp to be constantly trying to rip you off, and look at all gringos as idiots. Same as the bottom off the barrel *****s there.

There are nice waiters at MP and TA. But one has to watch out that some of the waiters will stick you with the expenses of a garota or gringo. Last week I cleared my bill a few times by making sure I pay for what I ordered. And on numerous occasions there were garotas who told a waiter that I covered their drink and the waiter tried to stick me without verifying the charge. A few times a guess of mine had to loudly itemize my bill to the waiter, and their were garotas who had to pay up with their last coins.

[RonnyRon]

this is not law and order special victims unit. you come to this forum and go on and on about [CodeWord123]. enough! this forum is about men having sex with willing women not [CodeWord123]. go away.

rr

[Hughdad]

Occasionally I have had disputes which I all was able to settle amicably.

Thx. Yeah I have found the termas management at least at MC and Luomo to be very open to suggestions and discussions. Of course helps if done in a friiendly tone.

I went to Centaurus just once - the first termas I ever hit. I was brought there by someone. Hated the manager's attitude, the fact that you had to pay upfront for everything (even if you ended up not sessioning), the fact that I had to go back down to pay more for a dupla (hey - I said it was the first termas I ever hit and the women were so abundant and beautiful I had trouble deciding), their tourist tax, the bottom feeder ladies that latch onto you at dressing room. I had a question for them in English and they ignored it until I finally would not let the person behind me get to the window and pay. I then got a hasty, nasty response. I probably would have left if I was not with someone. But my session was first rate with 2 stunners. Really haven't felt the need to return. I usually can find someone with the looks and personality that I find attractive in MC, Luomo or 4 x 4. I also have not experienced the sausagefest crowds that I read about here - with the exception of one Sunday night in Luomo about 75 minutes before closing. But I lucked out there too as I was heading into the bar just as a young tall sweetie was making her way back in. I quickly surveyed the situation and saw it was at least a 2 to 1 men to GDP ratio. Not good odds. So I offered her a drink as we walked in and was in a cabine for a very memorable GFE session with her within 10 minutes. I was very horny and it was Sunday late night. My version of yelling "Shotgun".

[Walker]

[..]as for your question about being civil with fraudsters and liars goes -- i am not sure we have enough info to put this lady in the classification. i view the ladies as human beings first and know that there are always ways to resolve disputes. [CodeWord123] isn't one of the options i would consider. but that is just me.

it is not just only you hughdad. you just write down what i think and i am quite sure that most of members of this board agree with you. still less from what it should be.

anyone else experience problems with termas not resolving disputes to their liking?

occasionally i have had disputes which i all was able to settle amicably.

[Hughdad]

That is the best, termas sessions on expense account! I met some German biz guys who were sitting near me at Bacos in Sao Paulo. They drank for a couple hours, made out with a quarter of the garotas in the place, negotiated with the manager for about 20 minutes, and then tag teamed a single girl 6-on-1. I think they were trying to stay under their combined daily expense allowance. All of us Americans and Brasilians in the whiskeria cheered as they walked off to the cabine with her. They didn't come back to the whiskeria for about 2 hours.

"Trying to stay under their combined daily expense allowance" .... a classic line! Too fucking funny!

But I must admit, I have expensed termas visits as travel and entertainment expenses as they show up as some bar and grill on your charge. I just didn't eat a big dinner that day -- or a meal anyway!

[Sperto]

I'm a newbie to the Brazil forum. I will be getting off the Star Princess cruiseship on December 22 & staying in Rio for 2 additional nights.
I was last in Rio in February 2004 by cruiseship, the Celebrity Infinity, which docked for 3 days & 2 nights for Carnival. There was a pretty wild strip bar just accross the pier that had dozens of working girls and cheap hotel rooms nearby. There was no cover charge, drinks were cheap, & the girls were very friendly! Of course, this was when the exchange rate was about 3 reais to 1 USD. Now everything is almost double the price because of the exchange rate.
Does anyone know the name & have any other information about this bar?
mahalo & aloha!

I guess you're referring to Florida Bar and Scandinavia Bar at Praça Mauá.

[JohnnyBraz]

Who agrees that the staff at MP (at least overall) is in a whole other class than the TA crew? I find the waiters at MP to be extraordinarily nice, helpful. Sometimes I look forward to going there not for the garotas (whose quality, to put it kindly, varies at MP) but to chit chat with the staff.

I find the waiters at mp to be constantly trying to rip you off, and look at all gringos as idiots. Same as the bottom off the barrel *****s there.

[Sushilover808]

I'm a newbie to the Brazil forum. I will be getting off the Star Princess cruiseship on December 22 & staying in Rio for 2 additional nights.

I was last in Rio in February 2004 by cruiseship, the Celebrity Infinity, which docked for 3 days & 2 nights for Carnival. There was a pretty wild strip bar just accross the pier that had dozens of working girls and cheap hotel rooms nearby. There was no cover charge, drinks were cheap, & the girls were very friendly! Of course, this was when the exchange rate was about 3 reais to 1 USD. Now everything is almost double the price because of the exchange rate.

Does anyone know the name & have any other information about this bar?

mahalo & aloha!

[Dwilso39]

Who agrees that the staff at MP (at least overall) is in a whole other class than the TA crew? I find the waiters at MP to be extraordinarily nice, helpful. Sometimes I look forward to going there not for the garotas (whose quality, to put it kindly, varies at MP) but to chit chat with the staff.

I'd have to disagree with your observation on the waiters at MP; they too are greedy bastards that love to give the "grinngo" prices to mongers. If you are not careful, you'll pay $8r for a chopp!

[Rio Joe]

I can't feel sorry for the waiters at TA that will loose their jobs. The majority of them are greedy bastards that have serious problems of giving a correct bill.

Who agrees that the staff at MP (at least overall) is in a whole other class than the TA crew? I find the waiters at MP to be extraordinarily nice, helpful. Sometimes I look forward to going there not for the garotas (whose quality, to put it kindly, varies at MP) but to chit chat with the staff.

[Sperto]

Help is stubborn as an old donkey.

Goodbye over and over again. 2:nd of January... most propably it will continue to live until the end of the carnaval.

I can't feel sorry for the waiters at TA that will loose their jobs. The majority of them are greedy bastards that have serious problems of giving a correct bill.

[Lennox]

That is awesome! This place cannot be killed. It WILL die one day, but the news brought a smile to my face.

[Member #3439]

About a half hour before I left a group of 8 foreign businessmen come in and you tell it was their first terma experience. They were like kids in a candystore. They were giggling and fist pumping. Of course, the ladies played into this as all of them got up, faced them and danced for them. Within 15 minutes these guys were all gathered in what used to be the waiting room, giggling and making session plans. Classic.

That is the best, termas sessions on expense account! I met some German biz guys who were sitting near me at Bacos in Sao Paulo. They drank for a couple hours, made out with a quarter of the garotas in the place, negotiated with the manager for about 20 minutes, and then tag teamed a single girl 6-on-1. I think they were trying to stay under their combined daily expense allowance. All of us Americans and Brasilians in the whiskeria cheered as they walked off to the cabine with her. They didn't come back to the whiskeria for about 2 hours.

[Redsox911]

Not sure if you have ever been to Rio. I stepped out of my hotel late yesterday afternoon, had a suco and on a whim decided to walk the 2 blocks to Luomo to say Hello, to Barry, the South African bartender, and see what was "shakin'" there. Walked in and the place was as great as ever. Over 20 ladies. Many super hot. And as wide an asortment to meet most anyone's needs. Thin and tight, beautiful big butts, blondes, burnettes, mulatas, blacks, tall and small. There were only 3 other guys there when I walked in. But the ladies were enjoying themselves. The DJ had them dancing and carrying on. You could not help have a good time. I sat in the corner bar seat so I could catch-up with Barry and watch the beautiful lunacy that is Luomo. Barry is a great guy that moved to Brazil about 15 years ago and landed "his perfect job" at Luomo awhile back. Had a few ladies come over and say hey and helped me practice my budding Porto skills over some cokes and sucos (appreciated that the ladies weren't ordering Vodka and Red Bulls on me. Note: you ever notice how these ladies tend to share any drinks or food you buy them with their comrades. It really is a nice thing.) And out of the blue this young 19 y/o mulata named Mel challenges me to a Samba contest. I am smart enough to know that a 6'5" white guy in a too big robe ain't going to look pretty doing the Sambo with her (enough though I do have dance skills). I also knew it was just her innovative way to get my attention. So I told her that she could Samba for me in the corner by my stool with my hands on her ass and if she made my hands really hot I would buy her her favorite drink. Talk about hard firm bubble butts! If you dropped a quarter off of that ass it would hit Christ the Redemptor. While she turns around. And motors up. I held my open hands lightly against her cheeks and damn they get red hot. I hold my hands to her face cheeks and she laughs loudly, blows on them and kisses them and gives me the biggest hug and kiss. She earned her fresh Strawberry capirinha. Which she ended up feeding me half. I had a business dinner and did not want to rush through a session. So I had to go and planned on reentering later that night for free (as Luomo lets you reenter on the same day without paying admission again.) Dinner went long as usual and then we stayed and had drinks. So I never made it back to Luomo last night. But I will hit it again this week for sure. Just a great vibe there.

My point is (I think): without any foresight or planning and totally on a whim. I had a great time at Luomo. Didn't even know I was going there until I was there really. And I could not imagine most guys here not finding a lady to dazzle them. About a half hour before I left a group of 8 foreign businessmen come in and you tell it was their first terma experience. They were like kids in a candystore. They were giggling and fist pumping. Of course, the ladies played into this as all of them got up, faced them and danced for them. Within 15 minutes these guys were all gathered in what used to be the waiting room, giggling and making session plans. Classic. Hell I walk the streets in Centro or back by my hotel near the Metro and I see endless streams of beautiful ladies all going about their days. Be open minded about going with the flow (using the information and tools that the experienced guys here have so graciously provided) and enjoying the energy and craziness and spontaniety that is Rio. Otherwise you may miss out and be let down.

Just a thought.

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Couldn't agree with you more Hughdad. I found Luomo to be the perfect spot when I was there a couple weeks ago. The gals are fantastic and the bar staff quite friendly, especially Barry, he's one funny bastard!

Send my regards to Bia.

Looking forward to your updates throughout the week.

[Smooth Slim]

But to me, pornstar Luana has that ultimate bunda, that I don't see in many other girls at all. Crème de la crème of bundas. And meeting her would be like fulfilling a fantasy.

So, fixated or not, I enjoy trying to fulfill my fantasies.
And to those of you that think that I'm asking to many questions, I apologize for being persistant.

I tried to call that number but unfortunately it's not working.

There is nothing wrong with trying to fulfill a fantasy. Go for it. I think you have been polite in your requests for information. This board is for that purpose. To provide info.

I have reached out to a friend who lives in Rio and he is attempting to locate a working number for the terma.

If the girl you seek is as stunning at the one in the private escort link, I might have to look for her myself.

Slim