Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Lancer520]

Thanks for all the quick responses to my questions. From the PM's and posts it sounds like everyone agrees Carnival is overrated and overpriced. Instead of spending double the money for Carnival, I think we are going to do 10 days in Rio and another 4 or 5 in Buenos Aires the first week of March. Never been to BA but I've been reading up on Argentina Private and figure we'll try something new.

[Bravo]

So this is a question for the board. I've been to Rio 5 times but never for Carnival. I've read that apartments double and triple for that week along with everything else including the price of Bunda. Is this greatly exagerated or for real? I really would like to experience Carnival but I hate paying double and triple for an apartment that 2 weeks later is half the price. And do the termas up there prices as well. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Quick answer" YES!! Expect to pay anywhere from double to triple the regular prices you would pay for apartments and hotels.

[Member #3439]

I never ask for it outright. But every once in a while, when all the planets are aligned and the stars shining, a girl will be so taken by the moment that she offers up her asshole in complete submission. And then it becomes something else altogether. It becomes a thing of beauty.

It's not that rare. I've got a 15% rate of garotas offering the ass before I even ask for it. And I'm not Brad Pitt or Don Juan. Just an average gringo who rarely even speaks Porto to them. Maybe it's because I go down on them and do a lot of DFK, or just because they want anal. These anal volunteer garotas apparently do enemas because none of them were nasty or dirty there, even after 30 or more minutes of pumping.

I believe that a significant fraction of the garotas work in this business because they are unrepentant sex addicts just like most of us, and money is just a very nice fringe benefit for doing what they'd otherwise do for free in off-hours from a normal job. It would probably not be correct to assume that a GDP holds her ass in the same high regard as does a normal garota. Apparently many of them get a psych kick out of being sodomized, just as much as we like the psychological aspect of taking their backside. I don't think they do it for the pleasant sensation.

[Poucolouco]

So this is a question for the board. I've been to Rio 5 times but never for Carnival. I've read that apartments double and triple for that week along with everything else including the price of Bunda. Is this greatly exagerated or for real? I really would like to experience Carnival but I hate paying double and triple for an apartment that 2 weeks later is half the price. And do the termas up there prices as well. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Hotels and apartments generally raise their rates to "alta temporada" levels during Carnaval. To get your best answer on apartment prices go to the source and query the renters for prices during carnaval (02/13 - 02/16/2010.) Try these:
http://www.amerioca.net
http://www.aluguetemporada.com.br/
http://www.temporadariocm.com/
http://www.thewonderfulcity.com/
http://www.rioapartments.com

[Musze3000]

So this is a question for the board. I've been to Rio 5 times but never for Carnival. I've read that apartments double and triple for that week along with everything else including the price of Bunda. Is this greatly exagerated or for real? I really would like to experience Carnival but I hate paying double and triple for an apartment that 2 weeks later is half the price. And do the termas up there prices as well. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

I speak for myself but I am pretty sure most people on this board would agree; Rio is not a great place for mongers during carnival! Prices do triple; also Help and Termas are jammed packed, you have normal mongers, once a year tourist mongers, tourists just finding out about termas for the first time and local Brazilians all in the Termas! I am talking about Tourists who know no better and just throw money around during this time!

Som might say it's a good time to find a local non pro but you will be very suprised to see 80% of the street parties going on in the streets of Rio during carnival are for Gay folks!

[Lancer520]

So this is a question for the board. I've been to Rio 5 times but never for Carnival. I've read that apartments double and triple for that week along with everything else including the price of Bunda. Is this greatly exagerated or for real? I really would like to experience Carnival but I hate paying double and triple for an apartment that 2 weeks later is half the price. And do the termas up there prices as well. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[Redsox911]

Day 6 Wednesday October 21, 2009

Wouldn’t you know the day started out cloudy but around 2pm the sun decided to make a quick appearance. I didn’t want to let this day disappear without getting some sun so I packed up my stuff and headed over to the office. Talked to Don for a bit and he mentioned that Jaguar might be heading to the beach and he’d give him a call to sorta “show me the ropes” of dealing with the harassing hustlers, etc, on the beach. 15 minutes later Jag showed up and we were on our way. Had a nice and very informative time with Jaguar, what a great guy!! Clouds rolled in and we hoofed it back to our respective apartments.

After returning from the beach and catching a short nap my wingman and I decided to try something new, so we went to L’uomo again, yea, why change a great thing? Lol. Arrive just at 7pm and head into the boite. As we were leaving L’uomo the previous Saturday, outside a young beauty named Bia was leaving at the same time and catching a cab. As she was approaching the street I said something to her in my worst Portuguese to which she smiled and said “brigado.” I had hoped to catch her on a future visit and was not disappointed on this Wednesday. Bia was probably my most favorite appointment because she had such a carefree, sweet attitude about her and seemed like an immensely fun gal, and the sex, holy shit can this girl sex it up!!! Post coital and back in the boite she was non stop grinding, kissing and a whole lot of fun. We wrapped up another late night at L’uomo and headed back to the apartment. Day 6 in the books.

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[Julian Kaye]

Some posts say don't accept the first girl that goes out of her way to aggressively cozy up to you at Help Discoteca because she needs to be that aggressive (meaning that she can't get any customers because of her poor service reputation). Based on the quote below, should I assume that a gorgeous DDG who offers a TLN without my asking for it should be put in the same "stay away from her category?" HOw do you guys handle this situation? I'd hate to reject a DDG outright. Do most sincere TLN offers usually come after the session is over (meaning that you clicked well enough that she wants to stay with or without extra payment)?

[A while later I run into Catalina making her rounds and I ask her if she’d like to come back to my apartment for a couple hours? She tells me the price is $R600/tln, I almost spit my drink into her tits, “WHAT I said?” She said, $R600 for the night. Now, to me this girl is f’n drop dead gorgeous and if I was in the States if I could take this girl for even 2 hours for $300USD I’d be making out on the deal, she’s a $400/hr girl minimum in Boston, however, knowing that I’m in Rio I counter her with $R300 for 2 hours to which she says “NO”. Obviously this is for the better since I can deduce from our interaction that the session was probably not going to be one to really rock my world and who knows how much time she really would’ve spent for any amount of money. I chalk it up to experience and wish her well.

[Sperto]

She tells me the price is $R600/tln, I almost spit my drink into her tits, “WHAT I said?” She said, $R600 for the night... knowing that I’m in Rio I counter her with $R300 for 2 hours to which she says “NO”

Nice report!

These Help girls are just to funny, asking for R$ 600 and saying no to R$ 300/2 hours.

Poor girl, in 9 days (maybe) she has to wake up and face reality. Put on some comfortable shoes and start walking from Leme to Posto 6 in hope of getting a R$ 600 customer. Her business will be so bad that she'll propably decides to raise her price.

[Devilspinkick]

For the most part I agree. I once wrote: "While I love watching the sanitized porn version of anal, in real life I am not a big fan of seeing my dick caked in shit."

I never ask for it outright. But every once in a while, when all the planets are aligned and the stars shining, a girl will be so taken by the moment that she offers up her asshole in complete submission.

Yeh , I love porn as much as any red-blooded guy and probably more. But the idea that women (pros or not) love anal sex, swallowing cum, or even the good ol' cum on face is pure fantasy. Of course I've met ladies that really enjoyed anal sex and wanted it, but they are the exception instead of the rule. Sure, the butthole is nice sometimes, but I'd rather have a warm, tight vagina or a masterful blowjob any day of the week.

If you insist on anal (which I know some guys that do) all power to you. The Devil doesn't judge .... he only loves .... hot chicks.

I'll be in Berlin soon to celebrate an event and indulge in carnal delights. Maybe I query some ladies I know. Sort of an informal survey.

- DSK

[Redsox911]

Day 5 Tuesday October 20, 2009

As has become the norm for my trip, cloudy again, no sun!!

From what I can remember from Day 5 it was our first venture to 4X4, we’d been in town since late morning of the previous Friday and have now made our way to the most amazing termas yet. When I walked in it was like a sensory overload, wow, the women, the loud music, the women, the women, did I mention the women in the place? Unf’nbelievable!

We arrive in the boite about 4:40pm and there already had to be a minimum of 50 girls there. The kid in a candy store saying couldn’t have been more appropriate. I see the infamous Angelica seated next to a gentleman with a bottle of booze, this woman in person is, to state the obvious, angelic. Her ass should be made into a mold and sold on the market. I wound up grabbing a seat next to the DJ booth and checking out the scene. A little while later I see a gal that’s right up my alley. Beautiful natural long black hair, large chest and pretty face, her name is Monalise. We hang out for a bit, have a couple of drinks and then eventually head to a room for a romp. Great thing about Monalise is that she spoke English very well which was not something I’ve had good luck with in the girls I was picking up to this point. Had another wonderful session and then showered and back to the boite. Another bonus with 4X4 is the in room shower that they offer, wish more places had this capability.

My wingman has another astounding session with a young beauty I pointed out to him named Fernanda. This girl apparently rocked his world pretty well and he said she was a definite repeat performer waiting to happen. At this point it’s beginning to get pretty crowded back in the boite and the DJ won’t stop yapping into the microphone over the music while the girls are putting on a show. I think even if I knew what he was saying he’d still be irritating the balls off of me!

After leaving 4X4 at I have no idea what time we head to Meia Pattaca for a late dinner then back to the apartment.

Anyway, more to come on 4X4 day 8.

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[Redsox911]

Day 4 Monday October 19, 2009

Again I wake up late to a mostly cloudy and rainy day in Copa. This is getting old with the weather! As I try to piece together the events of the day I’m left with being at the office and meeting Ken and a friend of his in town from Cali and the suggestion to head to Solarium to check out a different termas. We agree and a short time later we’re in a couple cabs to the termas. Of the two places I’ve been so far I much prefer L’uomo to Solarium. I found the setup, different floors, small boite and lower ratio of hot girls not to my liking. Also, this place got crowded!!! I finally saw a gal that I could get my groove on with and her name was Perla, very pretty morena with long dark hair, sexy face and body and I was informed she has also been in several Brazilian porn films. After a short interview process we head down or was it up to a room, had a great session capped off with a fantastic bbbj/w prostate massage, wow.

After the session I head back down to find the place ridiculously packed with dudes, smoky, crowded, and loud. Grab a drink and chill against the wall for a bit before Ken asks if we want to take off? We had all finished the pleasureable business by this point and decided to exit. Once outside into the heavy rain Ken’s friend suggests we go out for a bite to eat and they decide on Porcao Ipanema. Talk about a food highlight of the trip, this amazing churrascarria was absolutely off the hook!! A bit on the pricey side but who gives a fuck, we’re on vacation right?!? After rolling our way out of the restaurant we headed back to the apartment for a little rest.

[El Greco]

As for other recent posts on the board, I can see Rio hasn't lost its flair for the ol' melodrama.

Cheers all!

Thank God you are still alive. I thought you were going to commit suicide somewhere between Quito and Colombia.

I spent four days last year in Quito following some of your steps. Thank you very much for your reports.

Welcome back.

[Redsox911]

Trip Preface:

After reading so many great reports about Rio from the experts that have treaded before us I contacted my wingman "V" and made the suggestion that we hit Rio for my 40th birthday in October. Well, that didn’t take much arm twisting once he had read some reports and seen some pics. So it’s my 40th birthday celebration and even though it’s a monumental occasion to celebrate, I just didn’t “tear it up” the way I hear and read that others are able to do so. This trip report may be a little long and little boring but it was the pace at which we did it. Oh and we certainly did enjoy ourselves more than I could have imagined!!

Day 1 Thursday / Friday October 15 16:

Thursday late morning, head to wingman’s house before hitting the airport. I’ll refer to him as “V” for the report. We’ve been on a couple of long distance journeys and he’s always a great wingman, it helps a lot since for the most part we have exact opposite tastes in the female persuasion. Lol.

Take a full, non eventful flight down to Miami and eagerly wait to embark on the 2nd leg of this journey. 5.5 hours later we’re on the 99.9% fully packed flight for Rio, I think I was the only person on the plane without a passenger next to me..Pheww, that’s a bonus. Arrive about 8.5 hours later on Friday morning and came to the realization that being on a plane for that long really isn’t beneficial to the body, especially when I’m not able to sleep a wink the entire flight.

Arrive, clear immigration pretty quickly and head for our bags, the wait for the bags seemed like it took forever. Finally we have them all and head out to meet Renato. What was an 8:50am Friday arrival turned into meeting our driver at about 9:55am. Off to Amerioca in the rain. Damn.

We meet up with Don and get some great newbie advice, I try an acai and didn’t find it particularly good. Our apartment won’t be ready for about another 2 hours, so he gives us a $.10 tour and a quick rundown of what to stay away from. Finally about 1:30pm we settle into the apartment and I hit a wall. See, I’m not as young as I used to be. I take a 3 hour nap, shower and we decide to head to L’uomos to begin our Termas adventures. Don is gracious enough to bring us to L'uomo the first time since we had no idea where it was and probably never would have been able to find it in the little mall it's in.

To say you know what to expect from reading the various boards is horseshit, it still doesn’t prepare you for what you’re about to encounter. We change up and walk into the boite, finally… I have found heaven on earth.

There are so many beautiful women enjoying themselves, dancing the amazing way they dance and seemingly having a really good time. It’s not long before I’m interviewing my first prospect. She’s not the first one I would’ve picked but she must have smelled "carne fresce" emanating from me (she would later be one of V’s favorite ladies.) After sending her on her way I ogle Ingrid doing her thing (shaking that incredible bunda) in front of the mirrors and I motion her to join me. Holy f*ck this girl is beautiful. I offer her a drink and we converse for a bit. One of the benefits of Ingrid is that she does speak a bit of English, which was appreciated. Looking back now it didn’t take long to realize how much more superb a trip could be if I was able to speak the official language here. It could have been monumental!! Anyway, back to Ingrid, I offer her a drink and before her glass hits the bar I’m breaking rule #1 in my termas handbook.

For months I’ve been telling myself that I will not be deep French kissing these girls in the boites who’ve just finished doing the nasty to previous clients, the thought to me, and this is just one person’s perspective, was that this is completely unacceptable, well, that lasted about 48 seconds before Ingrid had her tongue down my throat. Rules are meant to be broken, right? We head back to the cabine and 40 blissful minutes later I exit with a smile the size of Copa beach on my face and head to the showers. Can it really get better than this? Prior to leaving a couple hours later, I spy a very beautiful morena with the most adorable face and smile. Her name is Daiana or something to that effect. She’s having a hellava time for herself but mostly just hanging out with her friends and dancing in front of the mirrors, again, this is where the language barrier really limited my experience. She would go into my memory bank and be someone that I intend on seeing at least once this trip.

Day 2: Saturday October 17, 2009:

I awake at the usual noon or so and stroll out to the living room to meet up with V. Anticipating a beautiful day at the beach on my second day in Rio and I walk over to the window to see a cloud filled sky dripping a steady rain…Damn!! We waste some time, do a few errands, grab some necessities from the Zona Sul and go out to grab a bite to eat at Galito’s grill on Rua Sousa Lima. We fumble through the menu and order some delicious chicken dishes and side orders.

Our next decision was “which termas will we hit this evening?” It’s Saturday early evening and Ken and his friend intend to hit L’uomo, we tell them we may meet up with them there in a little while, but we just went there last night so we may want to try something different like Monte Carlo. Ken says L'uomo is usually hopping on Saturday night so we decide we'll head back there.

Around 6:45pm we arrive and head into the boite. Ahhh, Daiani is here this evening. Of course Ken knows just about everyone in every club so he brings Daiani over and introduces us officially. The night before I may have put my foot in my mouth by saying something to her that was lost in translation, it wasn’t bad, but she took it the wrong way. Anyway, we have a drink and relax and I thoroughly enjoy the interview process with Daiani. About 30 minutes later she’s leading me back to a cabine for a fun filled 40 minute session. After my session V and I continue to hang out and enjoy all the beautiful ladies until finally wrapping up about midnight and being kicked out of the club since it's now closing time. Lol.

At this point I’m too beat to head to Help so we decide to call it a night as it’s only our second night in Rio and we’re still in recovery mode.

Day 3: Sunday October 18, 2009:

Again I wake up at the crack of noon and this day it appears to be full of beautiful sunshine!! What a difference between Rio in the rain and Rio in the sun. The entire atmosphere changes. We head out and decide to take a walk along the boardwalk and check out the scene. Stop at Mimi’s meat on a stick resto and have a small bite to eat. A while later we head back to the apartment and I go down for a quick siesta of about 3 hours. Yea, I’m still recovering from that first day.

Arise and decide to go to Meia Pattaca for a bite to eat and figure out the game plan from there. As soon as we walk into Meia Pattaca, V sees an absolutely beautiful young gal seated about 4 tables away with one not so beautiful friend and soon to be two not so beautiful friends. To make an already long story shorter a while later she motions me to come join her at that table, I do. Her name is Catalina and apparently she’s a Help regular since she was there each night we were there. Her friends wave V over from the table as well. We chat as much as we are able to with slight translation help from her friend, we make plans to maybe meet inside Help later that night, I get her number and we venture off.

Fast forward a couple hours later and V and I are inside Help for the first time. I can’t even figure out how to get a f’n drink in this place but eventually we get our bearings. A comparison of Help to me would be like the Blue Marlin in Costa Rica but on steroids!! A while later I run into Catalina making her rounds and I ask her if she’d like to come back to my apartment for a couple hours? She tells me the price is $R600/tln, I almost spit my drink into her tits, “WHAT I said?” She said, $R600 for the night. Now, to me this girl is f’n drop dead gorgeous and if I was in the States if I could take this girl for even 2 hours for $300USD I’d be making out on the deal, she’s a $400/hr girl minimum in Boston, however, knowing that I’m in Rio I counter her with $R300 for 2 hours to which she says “NO”. Obviously this is for the better since I can deduce from our interaction that the session was probably not going to be one to really rock my world and who knows how much time she really would’ve spent for any amount of money. I chalk it up to experience and wish her well.

I meet some other girls, gather a bunch of numbers that I probably won’t even be using and we head back to the apartment about 4am. End of day 3.

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[Sperto]

As for other recent posts on the board, I can see Rio hasn't lost its flair for the ol' melodrama.

I miss your VM-reports.