Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jan 156]

I believe the taxi drivers know all the streets they just play el stupidito.

While that well might happen (or they'll get to the area and drive about till you say stop) with some drivers, it's also easy to believe you're being taken advantage of just cos they're navigating a one-way system - as in many countries. I usually stay in a small street myself and would get into the habit of saying it is near (perto) such-and-such. Or have it written down - though basics like, left, right, here, stop, slow, will make you feel much more in control when using a taxi. I'm not fluent in some conversational areas, but I can switch from dumb friendly gringo to giving rapid, fluent directions to get to my apto, which helps dispel ideas of taking me for a further 'ride'. Especially to the garota sitting next me too. For journeys within Copa, it is easy to get to know the streets, routes, and that no journey at night should be over 10R, even if you're generous enough to agree it without meter.

[Bravo]

I heard Luana worked at Black and white that's the only reason I am intersted in going. I may give it a try but will be PISSED if she's not working there.

She said on Hotside that she doesnt work there anymore. However that may have been a business maneuver, so guys will pay her the 300R for two hours she is asking for as an escort, instead of going to B&W and fucking her for only 90R.


Best to try and get a phone number to black & WHite and calling first, see if she is working that day.

[Bad Boy Billy]

One problem when it comes to buying the girls pantys, they are HUGE compared to the underwear they normally wear. Even the VS thongs are really big and most of the girls just laughed when I gave them as present.

I do not really remember whether that was an issue or not.

I do know I headed off with 20 Extra Small and 20 Small T-Shirts - the Extra Small fitted perfectly whilst the girls could 'swim' in the Small sized ones - it floored me.

Thats the beauty of the fake designer sunglasses - one size fits all.

[Bravo]

One problem when it comes to buying the girls pantys, they are HUGE compared to the underwear they normally wear. Even the VS thongs are really big and most of the girls just laughed when I gave them as present.

[Bad Boy Billy]

for the record – billy is old, fat and seriously ugly – i need all the help i can get to find suitable willing ‘bed partners’.

now i realize i am not the first person on earth to adopt this strategy – but whenever i go a’huntin ‘ladies of the night’ i always go armed with a shit load of ‘gifts for the girls’.

pics fiesta gift1 and fiesta gift2 show the gifts we gave to our fiesta friends’ a couple of years ago:
1. fake designer sunglasses from china – dior, chanel, gucci, dolce & gabana – all these brands adored by the girls
2. genuine ‘victoria secret’ panties from usa
3. tiny ‘koalas’ from australia
the fake sunglasses i buy in the markets in beijing / shanghai for us$3 to 4 each. the victoria secret panties i think cost us$5 each – not 100% sure – my mate mel sourced them – the tiny little koalas cost like us$.20 each.

this time i gave every girl i sessioned with a pair of fake sunglasses - see pic gifts 3 us$3 to 4 each - and t-shirt from australia – see pic gifts 4 – us$4 each.

i had 2 girls from karla first day i arrived – gave them their gifts after the session – they loved them. by the time the next karla girl arrived next day she knew all about the gifts and was asking for her gift before we even started.

in the termas i always gave the girls their gifts in the boite after the session – you can imagine the interest from all the other girls as my recent ‘horizontal tango partner’ was trying on her new sunnies and t-shirt in the bar and checking herself out for like 10 to 15 mins.

helpeee girls as we all know too talk very much between themselves – after your first girl gets back to her friends and associates to report her new acquisitions it’s amazing how many new friends you yourself will acquire.

[Bad Boy Billy]

Rua Almirante Gobcalves is a one-block long street blocked on the west end by a park and exiting on Ave Atlantica. It can only be accessed from Rua Aires Saldana. Because of this obscurity, many taxistas are unfamiliar with Rua Almirante Gobcalves. Ironically many taxistas know how to get to Debret Hotel but they do not know the name of this little street where it is located.

PL kinda funny twist to this story.

I came out of 4 x 4 about 9pm and it was pouring rain - the road outside 4 x 4 was actually 3 to 4 inches deep with water - no taxis in sight - I waited in the rain for 3 or 4 minutes before running out to the main road to right of 4 x 4 entrance.

I grabbed a taxi and showed him the address. He spoke no english - me no Port - and he just shrugged his shoulders.

I called Don and he tried to explain the address - then I heard the taxi driver say oh ALCAZAR - oh ALCAZAR - he knew where Alcazar Restaurant was but had no idea of the street name. Had it not been for the downpour I guess I would have just kept grabbing different taxis til a driver recognised the address - but that rain sure put a 'dampener' on that plan.

From then on I tried that strategy on several taxi drivers - didn't show them the address just repeated ALCAZAR - ALCAZAR - most took me straight there.

[Poucolouco]

Once again thank you Luka ...
Damn shame that the taxi driver that day did not know where Rua Almirante Gobcalves actually was ..

Rua Almirante Goncalves is a one-block long street blocked on the west end by a park and exiting on Ave Atlantica. It can only be accessed from Rua Aires Saldana. Because of this obscurity, many taxistas are unfamiliar with Rua Almirante Goncalves. Ironically many taxistas know how to get to Debret Hotel but they do not know the name of this little street where it is located.

[Bad Boy Billy]

Congratulations bad boy billy, I guess you are the first one here not able to get home alone from 4x4.

Even a normal common tourist knows that the first and most important thing to do once you arrive at your apt or hotel, is..... to know the street and the number where you are. Bad boy billy.....I'll share with you a secret.....it is called the address....do you know it ? You do not....

It is easy go out, but first you have to be sure you are able to come back by yourself if it is true you do not need babysitter.....I know it is so obvious, but not for everybody....

And it really does not matter if you do not know portuguese and have bad short term memory, just write the street and the number on a piece of paper, show it to EVERY taxi driver and you will be able to get home..... alone !

Unbelievable ? Yes, sometimes a piece of paper for somebody does wonders....

Once again thank you Luka my boy for your sound advice.

Please see picture attached.

Lucky for Billy that you are such a man of the world and possess far greater knowledge / experience than I do - I am sure the assistance you are now willingly supplying will stand me in good stead in the future..

Damn shame that the taxi driver that day did not know where Rua Almirante Gobcalves actually was - but then again if he did you and I would not be continuing with our open, enjoyable and informative discussions.

[Eros74]

Overcourse:
Elsa Ronningstam, associate clinical professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School and author of Identifying and Understanding the Narcissistic Personality: Referring to yourself in the third person creates distance between "I" and "he." So if you have an exaggerated view of how great you are, you could be using this distance to make yourself even bigger. Or, if you've achieved major success suddenly, using the third person could be a way to adjust to the bigger role that's been assigned to you. It's a way to enlarge yourself to fit that role.

Great and great !!!!

No doubt he is a narcissist. I am sure that if he doesn't understand that the term "w***e" is offensive and needs to contact Jackson to realize it, maybe somebody will have to explain to him the meaning of narcissist....It's a never ending story I guess...

Just one example of what narcissistic person does and thinks it is a common thing that everybody else does:

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If you see any of the attached buttons around you will know Billy is / was close by - please say 'gday mate'.

Another example about what a great super monger he "thinks" he is:

...- I do not need 'hand holding' .....
Billy DOES NOT need hand holding - Billy DOES NOT require babysitting

BUT:

Don was superb... and he also got me home from 4 x 4 when I just could not get the taxi driver to understand where I wanted to go

Congratulations bad boy billy, I guess you are the first one here not able to get home alone from 4x4.

Even a normal common tourist knows that the first and most important thing to do once you arrive at your apt or hotel, is..... to know the street and the number where you are. Bad boy billy.....I'll share with you a secret.....it is called the address....do you know it ? You do not....

It is easy go out, but first you have to be sure you are able to come back by yourself if it is true you do not need babysitter.....I know it is so obvious, but not for everybody....

And it really does not matter if you do not know portuguese and have bad short term memory, just write the street and the number on a piece of paper, show it to EVERY taxi driver and you will be able to get home..... alone !

Unbelievable ? Yes, sometimes a piece of paper for somebody does wonders....

bbb enjoy China, where, considering how difficult the language is there compared to portuguese, you will need the owner of your apt to come bring you home every night. But with the money you save with your airfare ticket strategy, surely you can afford it.

[Jamaicanceo]

Fyi

There is a Tiffany at Monte Carlo that has been there for 5 days and she looks very similiar to a Tiffany at Love Story in Sao Paulo. Look at post 321 in Sao Paulo Reports. Does anyone know if her tattoo is of a Panther? If so she is the same Tiffany from Sao Paulo who may have been transmitting HPV and Herpes to a lot of customers.

How do you know she's been spreading HPV Herpes to A LOT of customers? Did she give you Herpes or you angry at her?

[Exec Talent]

BBB - how about just using the first person while you're doing the makeover?

Bob Dole thinks Bad Boy Billy should use the first person. That's what Bob Dole thinks.

After seeing him hawking Viagra, I assumed that Bob Dole was experiencing erections lasting more than four hours. Maybe the same can be said of Bad Boy Billy.

[Sperto]

BBB - how about just using the first person while you're doing the makeover?

Overcourse:
Elsa Ronningstam, associate clinical professor of psychology at Harvard Medical School and author of Identifying and Understanding the Narcissistic Personality: Referring to yourself in the third person creates distance between "I" and "he." So if you have an exaggerated view of how great you are, you could be using this distance to make yourself even bigger. Or, if you've achieved major success suddenly, using the third person could be a way to adjust to the bigger role that's been assigned to you. It's a way to enlarge yourself to fit that role.

[Jan 156]

BBB - how about just using the first person while you're doing the makeover?

[Bad Boy Billy]

Thanks to all you guys who took the time to post your interesting, insightful and constructive responses to Billy’s post below.

The one thing that Billy loves about life the most is that we are all DIFFERENT – we have different wants and desires – we all like and pursue different things in life – we all ‘march to the beat of a different drum’ – it is this variety that makes up ‘the rich tapestry of life’.

Please indulge Billy for a moment or two as I do a bit of ‘housekeeping’.

BBB……..Great posts, keep it up………Just one thing and please take it for what it is -- an observation. You spend a lot of time putting those periods in between the letters to get around the auto checker. It would be easier and nicer to use other words like garotas or even ladies. Everybody would still get it. It's just that some of us considered them friends with whom were have a business relationship.

I know you enjoy the word wh*re very much, but your reports would be more enjoyable if you could change it something more decent (GP, GDP, garota de programa).........You should also respect Jacksons rules: "The words "Whor*e", "*****" and "****" are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate women, and that's not what this website is all about."

A great quote to you Sperto !!!........The first time I saw he used this word, I said ok, he just does not get it, then it started to be boring,……..Using this word so often to call the pros, and almost in every sentence it shows how zero respect he has for the girls.....and btw it is not our business what they do with their life’s so far as it exists free choice.

SlimHoleDrill, Sperto, Lukasek – I was not aware of the sensitivity in this thread to the usage of the term w.h.o.r.e.s as I did. It will never be Billy’s intention or desire to cause concern, angst or distress to any forum reader.

Indeed yesterday I contacted the site administrators to clarify the usage of this term – please see below:

I would like clarification on the Administrators view on the usage of the term w.h.o.r.e when talking about / descibing multiple prostitutes in general?

Is this term considered offensive?

Is the usage of this term permissible / discouraged?

Hi,

"w.h.o.r.e" is a word that is often used to degrade women.

I would prefer that members use the term "working girl" or "Prostitute", or simply "girl".

Thanks,

Jackson

It is also never Billy’s intention to post any material that is in breach of site guidelines. If I have offended you guys please accept my apologies

now I am happy I did not PM him to meet for a beer and my buddy even more than me LOL……….. will PM to meet him in June, so he will feel not so sad as this time when nobody cares to meet him ) ....poor baby....

Lukasek – do I detect a note of sarcasm in your response of did you genuinely shed a tear that we did not meet?

I will give you the benefit of the doubt and go with the notion that you were genuinely upset that we did not meet. No problems mate – keep in touch – I am sure our paths will cross some day – I am equally sure we will end up great friends after we sit and chat over a beer or two.

As for your friend – well please pass on to him that Billy will try to not lose too much sleep tonight knowing that HE did not want to meet me.

After read his bullshit about airfare strategy, much more than happy....

Now Lukasek – how should I read this response? Was it a measured, rational, intelligent response? Or was it borne out of jealousy, ignorance and naivety?

I will go with the former – I will grant you that what I provided in information regarding my airfare strategy might indeed lead some people to doubt that it could ever be achievable.

Billy put this information on the table and then said I will not go further – OK then I guess I do owe it to those reading to provide SOME information which might allow a ‘reasonable’ man to decide on its possible ‘workability’ or otherwise.

Again – I WILL NOT spell this out chapter and verse – rather you guys reading this and that POSSIBLY could make this work for yourselves will need to put your thinking caps on and fill in the blanks. Trust me – Billy is no rocket scientist – so if I can get to work many others will be able to do the same.

As I previously stated – you need to have own your own company / entity OR have complete financial control over a company / entity.

You need a credit card with a HIGH ‘rewards points’ feature built in.

You need to have the ability to continually roll over funds through your credit card into a bank account and rotate those funds around in a circle to re-process on an ongoing basis. The trick here is to minimise the ‘gap’ between % 'earn' in rewards points terms and % ‘cost’ in merchant facility terms.

If you are lost by now – then forget it – it isn’t going to work for you.

That’s about all I will say – go do the maths – do your research – it does work.

2 critical things to keep in mind – 1. Consult your accountant or taxation advisor – no point in earning a shit load of free flights then having the tax man bite you on the arse on the other end 2. Be prepared to have to deal with the back room boys from your credit card company and merchant facility provider – they will almost definitely require you substantiate the ‘bona fides’ of the transactions.

Once again thanks guys for bearing with me in addressing these matters – good hunting out there – and treat the girls well

[WaynesWorld]

Fyi

There is a Tiffany at Monte Carlo that has been there for 5 days and she looks very similiar to a Tiffany at Love Story in Sao Paulo. Look at post 321 in Sao Paulo Reports. Does anyone know if her tattoo is of a Panther? If so she is the same Tiffany from Sao Paulo who may have been transmitting HPV and Herpes to a lot of customers.