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[Exec Talent]

Anyone currently in Rio that can provide info?

I've seen this terma mentioned on other websites and it seems to be top-notch. Any brave souls care to give it a try and report?

Thanks in advance,

Greengo

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[Greengo]

Anyone currently in Rio that can provide info?

I've seen this terma mentioned on other websites and it seems to be top-notch. Any brave souls care to give it a try and report?

Thanks in advance,

Greengo

[Pelicano]

This is a good point that I make to my friends all the time: be yourself. Lots of guys think they have to try to "be Brasilian". BullShit! Be who you are becuase there are "MANY" Brasilian women that are dying to meet a gringo. Bottom line: be yourself.

I will go one step above this and when a well seasoned monger friend of mine from the US is visiting Rio, i will introduce him, to the local garotas,(pro or non pro) as my shy cousin from the US, that has never even had a girlfriend. He plays along very well and you should see them competing to teach him a thing or two! Works every time and in any environment, as long as he manages to keep his game on.

[Pelicano]

Brazil has the largest concentration of Japanese outside Japan. Has anyone encourtered any in the mongering treks?

SuiGeneris has posted an excellent list of japanese or half japanese GDP's in the Sao Paulo thread.

[El Greco]

I recently wrote a couple of brief reports on Lapa and how to get there by bus from Copa. My tour guide said you can spot a tourist at Rio Scenarium because he/she is eating dinner there. Apparently, locals only eat appetizers there.

I've be going to Rio Scenarium from its very begining when only the ground floor was operating and hardly any tourist there. I didn't notice anything like that.

It was one of the very few places, back then, that I could enjoy a perfect esspreso after my dinner there. I remember entrance fee, a couple of Bohemias, a nice fillet mignon dinner and an espreso for less than 50 Reais when euro was 3.9 Reais just before Lula was elected first time. It was like stealing from them. Good old times.

[Sperto]

Just curiosity, but how do you eat like a gringo?????

Speaking about eating.

Have you noticed that many brazilians eat their hamburgers holding them upside down?

[Perkele]

Ooh, Ooh. I know. I know.

You hold your sandwich in your bare hand rather than using a waxy napkin!

Now, what do I win?

You have won a roundtrip from Copacabana to Leblon at your own convenience.

Congratulations!

[Exec Talent]

Well, thats cool man, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Anyway, congratulations on your fluency in the portuguese language!!! Great.
Just curiosity, but how do you eat like a gringo?????

Ooh, Ooh. I know. I know.

You hold your sandwich in your bare hand rather than using a waxy napkin!

Now, what do I win?

[Beach Star]

go into bars or clubs and try and act like Brazilians. It doesnt work, trust me. I speak 110% fluent Brazilian Porto (3 guys out here can verify that) and yet I am 110% Gringo. I agree with you totally!! Be Yourself! Brazilian women really like American men because its our nature to treat women kind and loving. I will always here stories from Brazilian women (even real hotties) that Brazilian men suk big time. There are so many women in Brazil, that infidelity and faithfulness is a tremendous issue.

Thats where I got a major upper hand. I'm a Gringo, speak their native language real well and I act myself, dress like a gringo and eat like one. I have made over 25 plus trips to Brazil, was married to one and never, ever, ever had to be or act someone I wasnt to get attention from a local woman..ever.

Well, thats cool man, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Anyway, congratulations on your fluency in the portuguese language!!! Great.
Just curiosity, but how do you eat like a gringo?????

[The Watcher]

I'll make a note that I will not deep-kiss any Luomo-girls.

Hilarious!! He did, however, state that the girls did use a condom to lick his ass. What these girls do before they are with you is like the sausage making process - it is better not to know! lol

[Buscemi]

Thanks for the report, one question, when did L'uomo start charging upon arrival, I have been there over 20 times and always paid the "entrance fee", along with my bar tab and any programs upon exit?

My friend and I went to L'oumos at 4 when they open. We paid the entrance fee (60 reais), changed into our robes and put our stuff in our lockers taking a shower.

[Math92]

Hi,

I will go to Rio 1st week of March. I have change my plan. I will be there instead of Fortaleza.

I have booked an apartment from www.gringomanagement.com in Posto 5. David seems to be a great guy.

It will be my second time in Rio and I will go alone.

1st time, I spent 2 weeks last February during Carnaval.

I was with a friend but he is not really in our favorite game. So I couldn't apreciate.

I just went twice to Terma Luomo. I really liked it except a tall blond girl with fake breast who was to much pro for my taste. She seems to come from northern Europe.

I went 2 times to Help. Each time I got a goof experience. They were not the most beautiful but really GFE and "complethina".

Price R$200 for TLN.

First one told me that usually she ask for R$400 but she will come with me for half.

I do not have any pictures but for my next trip, I will do my best to bring you a great report.

I am doing my homeworks to prepare my trip thanks to your great reports.

My goal is to have 2 girls/ day and try my first 3some.

PS: I apologize for my english. I manage better in french and english.

If some of you are un Rio, I will glad to share a beer and hunt some cuties.

[Sperto]

I was looking for 2 girls who would BBBJ at the same time, have sex with each other and lick my ass.

I'll make a note that I will not deep-kiss any Luomo-girls.

[Geofagus]

This is a good point that I make to my friends all the time: be yourself. Lots of guys think they have to try to "be Brasilian". BullShit! Be who you are becuase there are "MANY" Brasilian women that are dying to meet a gringo. Bottom line: be yourself.

go into bars or clubs and try and act like Brazilians. It doesnt work, trust me. I speak 110% fluent Brazilian Porto (3 guys out here can verify that) and yet I am 110% Gringo. I agree with you totally!! Be Yourself! Brazilian women really like American men because its our nature to treat women kind and loving. I will always here stories from Brazilian women (even real hotties) that Brazilian men suk big time. There are so many women in Brazil, that infidelity and faithfulness is a tremendous issue.

Thats where I got a major upper hand. I'm a Gringo, speak their native language real well and I act myself, dress like a gringo and eat like one. I have made over 25 plus trips to Brazil, was married to one and never, ever, ever had to be or act someone I wasnt to get attention from a local woman..ever.

[JadedMD]

I visited Rio recently and experienced a fantasy of mine – two girls at the same time. I used the International Sex Guide to gather all the info I needed to prepare so the experience was amazing.

Before going to Rio I practiced my Portuguese and learned all the phrases of what to ask for using the section on sexual phrases in translation (chupar sem camisinha etc.) I even brought a cheat sheet with the words I was looking for to Brazil.

When I arrived in Rio, I bought some Viagra and Vagisil lubricant over the counter at a local Brazilian drug store (I don't need either normally but I figured that I was going to fuck 2 Brazilian *****s so I had better be prepared). I brought extra condoms from the US because I don't trust Brazilian condoms.

My friend and I went to L'oumos at 4 when they open. We paid the entrance fee (60 reais), changed into our robes and put our stuff in our lockers taking a shower. Then I started to talk to all the Terma girls, asking them the questions that Bubba suggests in his guide to screen a girl. I was looking for 2 girls who would BBBJ at the same time, have sex with each other and lick my ass. Anal is not my thing. If a girl refused to BBBJ, lick my ass or to have sex with her friend, I stopped talking to her. In this way I interviewed about 7 cute girls. One girl complained that I was talking to all the girls but fuck her. I settled on a cute Blonde and a Brunette named Pia. They agreed to everything I asked for and kissed each other to prove it. They said they would do BBBJ as long as I was clean. I asked for a room for 40 minutes with both, (paying 390 reals (210 each for a room with a 30 real discount because it was before 7)). While I was waiting for them Pia (cute brunette) backed out. I think she expected me to get a 300 real for a 1 hour suite instead 210 of a single room. Anyway she gave attitude so I immediately dropped her like Bubba recommended. I found another cute brunette (who was friends of the blonde) and off we went to our threesome. My friend who was with me was very impressed by the way I handled these chicks. Since I had never been to a *****house before, I credit the international sex guide for my knowledge and monger-sense.

The girls showered and we went to the room. They had lube and condoms and cleaning cloths. I entered a single room about the size of a king size bed with a mattress for a floor and 2 pillows. I locked the door, sealing myself in a room with 2 hot girls. First I took of my own cloths, then I had the girls take off everything except their g-strings. We kissed, I pushed them down so they could kiss my nipples. Then I motioned they should suck my cock. They took out a cleaning cloth and cleaned it off good (it was already clean) before sucking it at the same time, one head on each side of my shaft. I had one of them suck my cock while the other sucked my balls. Then one sucked my cock BBBJ while the other licked my ass (with a condom). I switched girls and responsibilities. It was amazing.

Then we transitioned to sex. I fucked the blonde doggie while the brunette licked my ass. (Both with condoms). Then I fucked the brunette missionary while the blonde licked my ass. We continued to rotate positions. Every time I switched girls we changed condoms until we ran out. Luckily, I had 2 extra of my own. The girls acted well but I could tell they were just going through the motions. With 10 minutes left, I finally came in the brunette while I was kissing the blonde. We were out of condoms, so the girls had to call for more. They refused to double BBBJ after I had come, so one of them HJ me while the other ate her out. I quickly got back in the mode and fucked the blonde who I had not come in until time ran out. Overall, a great experience for 450 real.

My friend wanted to have a girl but didn't get Pia because of the attitude she gave me. Met 2 guys in the club who spent a lot of money but didn't get the same great experience I did because they were not prepared.

Thanks to Bubba, Jackson and the International Sex Guide for enabling me to experience a formerly unfulfilled sexual fantasy.

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