Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Rodeo9112]

Okay, so, I usually end up not writing trip reports because I spend waaay too much time trying to organize my thoughts; well, here goes my mixed up collage of a remembrance of the most excellent 9 days of my life!

Day 1: I arrive in Rio after a short 45 minute hop from Sao Paulo and the 7 1/2 hour flight from Miami. Amazingly enough, my dick got hard the instant the plane touched down; its something how your body knows whats going on! I had arranged a studio apartment through Rio Bay Housing (www.riobayhousing.com). The property manager, Petra is a Belgian national who speaks perfect English and Portuguese and was very helpful in everything from going down on the security deposit (from $500 to $350). The suite I stayed in (on Copa) is called the Amazon Suite and I think I was the first person to stay there since it was acquired by the property manager. Anyway, the spot came with a local cell, a small-medium sized refrigerator, two burner stove and all the other stuff you'd expect in an apartment, including mood dimmers on all the lights in the place. It is located on Rua Paula Freitas, about 3 blocks over and 4 blocks down from the Siquiera Campos Metro Station, not a bad walk at all!

After getting unpacked, it was time to get to the mission: a$$! I took the walk to the Siqueira Campos Metro Station and purchased a Metro Ride card with 10 rides for like 30R. Destination number one: 4x4! I take the walk from Uruguaiana Station past the market to Buenos Aires (BA), left on BA, down the street, past the the dude with the two clean circles on the sidewalk (from the sidewalk cleaner he wants to sell), across Avenida Rio Branco and finally to Quatro por Quatro! After I get in, chave'd, showered and robed, who do I see first as I'm walking down to the boite? My fave from last trip. Anita. If you don't know who she is, she wears thigh-high black, patent-leather boots, has an Asian looking face with a great ass and a nice tight little waist and frame. I knew I was going to have to give her the obligatory first fuk, in order to enjoy the rest of my 4x4 visits drama free. I sat down and enjoyed about 3 caipirinhas before taking her back to a cabine after about an hour and a half. All the while, I'm getting my fill of the beautiful girls strutting back and forth in front of me. I mentally make a checklist of all the girls I want to do and try to schedule them for particular days in my head. After I plug Anita (sorry, no pics. Actually, I can post a pic I took of her last year), I go back down to the boite for a couple of hours when I see. One of the most beautiful woman I have EVER seen. She had a face like an angel and was appropriately named. Angelica! She spoke English perfectly and was very smiley, affectionate and sexy beyond belief. She had the biggest doe eyes and I was hooked. Just look at the pictures bro! So, of course, I smashed her, and, yes, it was good. A perfect end to the day. Or so I thought.

I left 4x4 after two very fulfilling sessions and headed for Help. Yes, I know the debates, I know the pros and cons, and, I don't give a shit. Pound for pound, this place has the highest volume of good looking pussy one can find in one place. Period. The price you get depends on your game and what you are willing to pay; two things I am very firm about. I go in at about 1am and the place is in full swing! I'm starved as hell, so I decide to go upstairs and order some food (chicken wings) and post up where I can look down on all the garotas downstairs. The first one that really caught my eye was a shorty with a body that was amazingly like that of the porn star Luana. You know, with the wide ass? She interested me, but, I saw that she had a line of guys trying to approach her and figured her asking price was probably a bit much at this point in the night. The next one to catch my eye was Alessandra. She was a short (understatement) morena, fake blond who was draggin' a mean waggon in the back. Now, in the days after I banged this broad, I talked to a few guys, and even some garotas who call her a midget. I didn't really think she was midget short, although she did seem to have really short arms when I pinned them back when I was smashing it. She definitely didn't have the little sausage fingers. Hell, I don't know, even if she was a midget, that was some fine midget ass and, yes, it was good. For 250R for all night, I'd highly recommend her to anyone. Word I got from some of the other bros is that she takes alot of guys for 5-600R, usually white or European guys. Sad! I found out later that Alessandra has done some work with Mike in Brazil. I'm a Mike in Brazil fan, but I don't remember her. I'll have to check again. I just know she gave me a helluva run in the sack and had a vicious head game. I'm telling you, catch her at the right time and price and, that a$$ is what's up!

A great end to Day 1! More later pervs.

Rodeo

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[Exec Talent]

[QUOTE=Rock Harders]Mongers-
After sleeping most of the day, I finally made it to Sushi Leblon around 2pm for some top-notch sushi in a top notch environment. The food was excellent as always and in addition to the usual rolls and sashimi I had some Scallop skewers that were excellent. After a nap I walked over to BodyTech on Avenida Copacabana. The last time I went to the Copacabana branch it was R$40 for a day pass. This time, they charged an absolutely ridiculous R$100 for a day pass.[QUOTE]

Body Tech intentionally discourages the casual tourist and day visits. Last time I checked the monthly rate was R$252. Still expensive, but a much better deal if you plan 3 or more visits.

http://www.abodytech.com.br/unidades...ade=copacabana

I should add that there are much cheaper options throughout Copa and Ipanema.

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-
After sleeping most of the day, I finally made it to Sushi Leblon around 2pm for some top-notch sushi in a top notch environment. The food was excellent as always and in addition to the usual rolls and sashimi I had some Scallop skewers that were excellent. After a nap I walked over to BodyTech on Avenida Copacabana. The last time I went to the Copacabana branch it was R$40 for a day pass. This time, they charged an absolutely ridiculous R$100 for a day pass. I went to over to Lapa for dinner and had a delicious Moqueca de Camarao at Mangue Seco, which is located across the street from the Rio Scenarium.

After dinner, my buddies and I headed over to Frank's to catch the 1am live sex show and see what was going on. Help was closed tonight for a private party. Frank's had a decent selection, two of my buddies pulled girls, and I will probably regret not pulling a beautiful bodied girl named Simone from Mato Grosso de Sul (who participated in the lesbian sex show) with a large tattoo around her waist. Frank's charges R$ 15 for a bacardi and coke, which is not too bad considering there is no cover and the shows they provide. I have a non-pro coming over in a few minutes but I think tomorrow I am going to have to slip into Frank's and bang this women with the tattoos.

Tomorrow I am probably going to take my first time visitor buddy up to Pao de Acucar and possibly go to Centaurus again in the late afternoon. More to come as it happens.

Suerte,
Rock Harders

PS- Funkignitator is obviously a nitwit for not even looking at my 100% reliable post history spanning six countries across the South American continent and ignoring the fact that Jackson is a close personal friend of mine in Buenos Aires.

[Pelongera]

Shiela & Pricella, a dupla; later, Shayla, a fucking goddess.

Quatro por Quatro (4by4) Monday, about 4PM.

You know you look at too much porn when in 4by4 you recognize faces, even though you’ve never been to Brazil!

Shayla, spelled phonically, was featured in one of Mike in Brazil’s films. As you might imagine, I was star-struck.

(But I have no intention of searching MB’s site for her film. Ken of Amerioca showed me the page, and that was enough. Seeing the movie would be frustrating in a self-destructive way.)

Hers was an affecting pussy, an earthly delight. She has it all and then some, such as juicy outer lips, a wide, silky clitoral tip, very responsive, protruding and retreating markedly when she orgasms, and, in the crib itself, strong PC muscles, Kegels, whatever--the things that grip your cock.

I invited her up to my apartment, and she said okay. But she never showed. Ken reassured me that it is not atypical for terma girls to no-show. And I have to admit that hearing stunning Shayla tell me she would come over was a thrill in itself. In the future, I’ll mention money. Maybe that’ll motivate her (and/or them). At the time, I was so shocked when she said yes that I didn’t want to say anything else for fear of screwing it up.

An hour or so before I sessioned with Shayla, though, I did a dupla with Shiela & Pricella. I should not have taken Priscella. For me, she was not sufficiently unique. I took her up out of deference to her good friend Shiela, whom I did find very appealing. And sheila proved to be a great performer. Admittedly, her kagals were a little loose, but she is an active sex partner and a sexy woman.

When our (Amerioca) group arrived in the joint, females outnumbered males 2 to 1. By the time we left, about 8PM, the ratio was closer to 1 to 1, which was interesting. I was expecting that, since the brothel extends a discount if you take a provider before 5pm, the place would thin out by 8pm. Not so.

Personally, I didn’t notice any difference in the quality of the looks of the providers before and after the discount hour. They’re all fine looking women. Indeed, if you can’t find a women in 4by4 who appeals to you, it may be time for you to experiment with another anatomical form.

Carol & Rafiela, Flavia Massagista. AV Rio Branco, 181, sala 1006. Segunda a Sexta; 10:00 to 19:30; 1 Massagista: R70 (30 minutes), R110 (1 hour); 2 Massagistas: R105 (30 Minutes), R150 (1 hour) (Tuesday, about 1PM)

The operative word in all that is “massagista,” not dupla. Don’t expect them to eat each others’ pussies, an omission that might have been okay, except that they also cut 10 minutes into my time with some half-ass back massage.

Actually, in fairness to Rafiela, I don’t think she would have put me through the silly massage if Carol wasn’t there. I’m guessing Carol was rookie, although she looked older. Her pussy was tighter, and she was too controlling. Maybe she’s in management.

Rafiela, though, was a great lay, a proud but accommodating lover, another gem to be found among the centro termas. Like Mel, she doesn’t come on strong in the interview. But she warms-up in the session. Tiny clit, though. I actually had trouble locating it and keeping it in my sights, so to speak.

At this stage, my tongue is a petry dish full of god knows what. But I have just 12 hours left in Brasil, and who the fuck cares! I’ve never seen so many consistently juicy pussies, impossible to resist. I hadn’t expected Brasilian pussy to be appetizing. I thought it was all about banging the bunda. In any event, I think I know where the SA cannibals started their feasts!

Jamialya @ L'uomo: Rua Siqueira Campos, 143. Copacabana. http://www.luomo.com.br (Tuesday, about 5PM)

Smokin hot women! There were at least two unequivocal tens in this place, i.e. above and beyond any provider I've seen in Tijuana, San Jose, Bangkok, Amsterdam, Barcelona, Madrid, Lisbon, and Havana. I kid you not.

Feeling a little insecure from Shayla’s stand-up, if not by the ten who was walking around the floor in a weird cross between a hostess and a snob, I settled for an 8.5, Jamialya (SP?), sexy legs, great tits, right on the border between tits and boobs, and one of those forward-tilting bubble butts--as if her entire torso was selected to scoop-up cock or smash its pussy in peoples' faces.

And as a provider, she’s an exception to the rule that the aggressive ones are let-downs in the room. Actually, I’m not sure if that rule applies to a tightly-run brothel like l’uomo.

Anyway, Jamailya was a sweet, convincing performer who kissed me in the boite even after we finished.

A lovely woman and a perfect ending to a great tour.

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[Hughdad]

Camila & Danubia @ Monte Carlo. (Sunday, about 8pm)

This was the hottest dupla I had in Rio, and one of the hottest sex scenes in my life. Unfazed that I had cum inside her, Danubia continued to chow-down on Camila. Danubia was lapping so intensely, and Camila enjoying it so much, that, when I came, I left johnson in Danubia’s pussy so that I did not disturb the lovers. My only mistake was not returning to Monte Carlo the following Sunday.

Sounds like your research paid off for you and you really had a great time. Congrats. Danubia is a really smoking hot sweetheart. She is always on my list of "to do's" in Rio - sometimes solo - sometimes in a dupla. She sure does love pussy and can deep throat with the best of them. Agree with your boob job assessment - she had cute little titties before. Has a great, great ass. She is a lot of fun and it just doesn't grow old with her.

[Pelongera]

Camila & Danubia @ Monte Carlo. (Sunday, about 8pm)

This was the hottest dupla I had in Rio, and one of the hottest sex scenes in my life. Unfazed that I had cum inside her, Danubia continued to chow-down on Camila. Danubia was lapping so intensely, and Camila enjoying it so much, that, when I came, I left johnson in Danubia’s pussy so that I did not disturb the lovers. My only mistake was not returning to Monte Carlo the following Sunday.

Camila is a petite, pretty, muscular mullata, an eight, a camel-toe without a large clit. I don’t think she’s doing steroids. Danubia is a relatively tall, midnight black woman who would be a 9.5 if she had not gotten a boob job. And from some angles, it does not matter. For a white boy, she’s frightening hot. With her being more attractive than Camila, I was surprised (and that much more excited) to see Danubia methodically eat Camila’s pussy with so much loving passion. God I love watching authentically bisexual women eat pussy.

Help Disco (Saturday night or early Sunday morning after Pietra).

Whatever Help once was, it is now filled with too many bimbo has-beens and low-class johns. Would you believe that a fight broke out over a prostitute? Imagine that: Two men were willing to risk their bodies over the claim they thought they had to a prostitute’s affections. Do the fucking math, morons!

And I was told by two different prostitutes that every night at least one fight among the prostitutes breaks out.

I say the place needs new management, or it should be shut down.

Gabriela and Jaqueline (freelancers, R450 for 2hrs.)

These two little bombshells strolled by Rue Arimente Goncalves one day and said they were looking for business. They didn’t want to work in a terma, and the late night disco scene was probably more than they could handle.

They struck me as fiesty good girls, smart and great looking. In the vocabulary of porn, I’d cast them as college girls, too much woman for the teen genre but not a stretch mark anywhere, firm flesh. Gabriela, probably commercially more attractive, has a classic hour glass figure, big, firm natural boobs, a very thin waist, and a great ass, volume, as Lettermen would say. No self-respecting lecher would not turn his head.

But two hours is too much time for both of them, not until they get into eating each other with passion. Now, they just play around as if they don’t want to get their tongues wet. A safe bet is Gaby for one hour, if that goes well, buy-up a second.

Jacqueline is a gem and sucks cock very well. But she is inexperienced and very much a live wire, not yet a geisha. If you hit it off, she’d be great, a porn star experience.

But for now, I give them both a cautious recommendation.

Areila. Avenida Presidente Vargas 590, Suite 1005. 2203-1565; 2263-8540. (Monday afternoon)

If you like sucking on big clits that are NOT seriod enhanced, Areila’s will do the trick. Actually, her dark pussy is sensational, very tight. She’s probably in her thirties and her thighs are admittedly getting too big. She also couldn’t recognize a word of I uttered. But I found her extremely appealing, nonetheless, and we had a vigorous fuck, as her thighs cushioned the adult-strength banging I gave her tight pussy.

The most erotic part, though, was watching her start the session by stroking the top of her clitoral shaft with her thumb to make it erect, a sweet image I'll carry forever, and a striking contrast to those providers who slap their pussies with lube and couldn’t care less if they're aroused.

At R80, she’s a reasonably good value. And she responds very well to people who make appointments. I arrived at the same time as a younger, better looking guy. But she was focused on finding out which one of us made the appointment. If those numbers don’t work, try [Telephone Number deleted by Admin].

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got it. sorry. I didn't intend to give her personal number. I think I got those from her former webpage on destak.

[Sperto]

The problem with the Rio forum is that it is basically unecessary...

I think the Rio forum is very necessary, not at least as most Brazil mongers only go to Rio.

The problem with the "Rio de Janeiro Reports"-thread is that it get filled up with a lots of reports that don't specifically has nothing to do with Rio (like my post ) or posts that belongs in other sections (e.g questions about hotels, escorts).

If forum members would use the very useful search-function a lot of issues wouldn't have to be repeated over and over again.

[Rock Harders]

Mongers,

I arrived in Rio yesterday about 10am and I am staying in one of Gringo Management's apartments for the 5th or 6th time over the past two years or so. The apartment I am in this time is perfect and as always I have had none of the issues that others complain about with this company. At about 7pm I went to Centaurus for the first time ever even though I have been to Rio many times before. I am not generally a terma or any on-site sex fan; however I have to say that Centaurus was extremely impressive and absolutely blows away L'uomo, which is the only other terma I have visited (I've been there twice). Yes, Centaurus is expensive (R$400 cash, R$440 credit card) but the selection of high end beautiful women is unmatched in Rio and maybe anywhere in the world I have been. There were probably about 50 women working and 40 of them were probably doable by my standards (which are sky high). I can't remember the name of the girl I banged but she is half Lebanese, is a law student, has braces and speaks about six languages, is very tall and has well done fake tits operated on by her uncle. This girl was a filthy animal in the room and insisted on doing things that I never ask for such as butthole licking, prostate massage, and cumming in her mouth/on her face after intercourse.

After a nap and some dinner, I went over to Help to find a victim for round two of the day. There were many doable girls but not a single stunner that had the face/body/ass combo to really put it all together. However, I did take home a petite girl with a giant fake rack who ended up living directly next door to the apartment I am renting. I went up to her apartment, she smoked a joint and got changed and then we went back to my place. Sex was average even though she let me bang her bareback probably because it was round two and I was not very motivated and just wanted to get it over with. She did give a decent BJ and a very nice, firm massage after the main event. I paid her R$ 300 which was for all night but I ended up kicking her out after 3 hours so I could sleep in peace.

More to come as it happens.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

[Jan 156]

Nossa! The Rio thread is hot...

Am I missing something?

I was just about to ask a question about cockroaches in Rio, I think I'll come back later...

Remember to turn lights off when you are the last one to leave the room. LOL

To be fair, that was in the apartments thread. But I get your drift. The discussion about what to do had gone on for a seeming eternity. I'm starting to think full moderation would be a good thing. At least it would cut out the cr*p and mean a forum where there was a chance of finding useful info.

[Pelongera]

I intend the following report for working class mongers (like myself) who have never traveled to (let alone mongered in) Rio.

(That said, instead of reading this report, such readers could do just as well by printing-out Sperto’s Central Termas review and booking an apartment with Amerioca Tours (http://www.amerioca.net).

Then, when you get to Rio, Ken (and presumably Don) will point you in the right direction, providing you’re not too cheap and twisted. They are knowledgeable, trustworthy folks with competitive prices.)

Biases: To give you some idea of what sort of foreign object Brasilians see when they look at me, consider that I am a middle age, pasty white, medium height, so-so looking gringo, probably a seven, although a gay British guy once said I was a two.

I make no effort to be mistaken for a local, or, in the case of Rio, a “caricoa.” Quite the contrary, I affirm my identity as a tourist by, among other things, wearing a panama straw hat, the Monte Crisi Folder, in fact,

http://www.lockhatters.co.uk/Monte_C...lder-P109.aspx

To be sure, no one in Brasil would mistake me for anything but a gringo tourist, if that’s not redundant.

http://bad.eserver.org/issues/2002/60/blanchette.html

And no one else should wear that hat!

BrazilCupid. I had read that the Brazilian women on this site were on the “program,” a euphemism for actively trading sex for money. So, a few months before going to Rio, I eagerly posted a photo and a modest profile saying I was traveling to Rio and would like to meet-up for coffee, etc. Of the 70 members I sent messages to, only two hot ones (i.e. members with hot fotos) replied. Don’t bother.

Rio airport (GIG). Piece of cake. Walk out the door, turn right, look for RealAuto Bus. Fuck the taxis, although there might be something to be said for having Amerioca pick you up. (There is certainly something to be said for having Ken take you to L’oumas six hours before your flight and then put you in their taxi while your mind is still in that post-sex, heavenly daze.)

CasaMangoMango. (Brazilian literai room, specifically, which is in the basement and next to an independent entrance.)

http://www.casa-mangomango.com/rooms.htm

I cannot praise this place enough. The service is excellent, even though the rooms are moderately priced. The owner is especially knowledgeable about the music scene, and most of her staff take genuine pleasure in serving people. The staff even includes a couple of sizzling hot chamber maids, albeit off limits.

It is not a “girl friendly” place, though, i.e. no one there will telephone an escort for you. But in paying for the room, you pay for a two-person occupancy. So they did not charge me a fee when a special friend visited me for two hours one Saturday night.

I should think it would be a great place to stay during Carnival because it is away from the maddening crowd and yet the staff will surely give you the low-down on where (and where not to go) when you’re ready to party.

Mel @ Flavia Massagista. AV Rio Branco, 181, sala 1006. Segunda a Sexta: T (21) 2215-3606; 10:00 to 19:30; 1 Massagista: R70 (30 minutes), R110 (1 hour); 2 Massagistas: R105 (30 Minutes), R150 (1 hour)

(Friday, about 1pm)

When our esteemed colleague sperto uses the wonderful expression, “gems can be found!” he may be talking about Mel.

A dark morena with shiny fine but dense black hair, and big dark nipples, she was not particularly enthusiastic when she greeted me. But I didn’t care. I wanted a pretty face with black hair, and she fit the bill.

She has a fairly tight and, as predicted, extremely pretty pussy, visible inner lips and a bulging clitoral hood snuggled together by her dark, puffy outer lips.

And in terms of performance, she does a better than the average TJ blowjob.

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[Carpediem]

They didn't insist on everything up front, but they did ask that I pay for my 40 minutes before the trip to a room. Some girls were very good looking over there, and definitely most of them much more fluent in English. Not to say that this is worth the price difference.

The prices on that guide went up like 2 years ago to the price that you posted. I haven't been to that place in maybe 4 years or so. I'm not sure if there is or ever was a gringo price, but they definitely would charge gringos everything up front with no refund whether you get a girl or not. Some people used to get by just paying the entrada upfront if you were a regular, other than that they would not budge. I don't know if they have relaxed the rules since 2005, but I'm not willing to risk $420R to find out. Plus at the time their girls were not any better than the other termas imho.

[Ezinho]

Greetings Everyone,

Jamaicanceo has suggested that I place the Brazil Forum on full moderation.

This would result in every report being held for moderation before being visible in the forum.

Tell me what you think.

Thanks,

Jackson

Of course, it shouldn't have to come to this. I'm sure Jackson has better things to do with his time than moderate threads on the ISG. But I had to go back to page six to find a properly written trip report, with names, descriptions, etc. Six pages of chit chat, travel plans, reminiscing about Help, racial BS, etc. Maybe moderation is needed. If anyone has followed the Colombia threads, it's certainly helped there.

IMHO, the Rio de Janeiro reports section used to be one of the best on the ISG; thorough, detailed reports, great photos, etc. I'm not sure why it's gone downhill in the last few years.

[Travel Fox]

Just re-read the rules. Will send this to Jackson... (post edited)

Travelfox

[Ricker]

I also vote NO to full moderation.
Offensive reports are handled through the report abuse feature.
Those who can't place nice with others should be reported to the mod and be kicked out of the playground.

I'm throwing in my NO vote on full moderatiuon.

I like what the Java Man says.

[El Austriaco]

I also vote NO to full moderation.
Offensive reports are handled through the report abuse feature.
Those who can't place nice with others should be reported to the mod and be kicked out of the playground.

Fully second that. Just reporting the offensive post is enough.... like I did for the second one of Brazilman that was removed.

EA