Rio de Janeiro Reports

[TjBrazil]

Time for is she a 10. I'm giving a 10 to this girl. Amazing body and face. What say you:

5. 39 time in blue swimsuit black hair.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx53Ls...lhbWkgdHJhdmVs

[Axel Heyst]

Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. <snip> All good.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

Hey, I resemble that remark. KKK. No offense taken. I spend 10 or 12 weeks abroad every year. The rest of the time I am stuck in south Florida which BTW is not a bad place to be stuck in. I am very comfortable living where I do, but yeah, my lifestyle in the USA is very different from how I would live in dot dot dot fill in the blank (SP, RJ, BKK, or Pat). And when I am visiting SP or RJ or wherever, I behave very differently from the way expats like yourself behave mainly because time is of such an essence for me so every night when I travel is boate, terma, or repeat favorite boate girl night.

So, I totally respect what you are doing down in RJ even though I would probably do it a little different if I were living full time in SP or RJ. But Rock On!

Anyway, I will be back in SP in late June until early August. Wintertime! Drop me a line if you should happen to be in SP during the same time frame. It might be fun to clinica hop with you and compare notes. I bet you would like Bahamas Club in case you have never been there. https://bahamashotelclub.com.br/. And I am already thinking about RJ for some time in November or early December. Summertime!

A. H.

[Fellas]

Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.

Jobi is lovely.

[FlappyGilmore0]

I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.

Sounds like it was well worth it. It always seems empty so I stopped going. Plus the going rate can be wildly high all things considered. Will be in Rio next week and will give DV another try though.

[Vagabundo1]

It's a good point that quality of food is vital for long term or even short term health in Brazil.

The best source of good food (I prefer to cook at home, and try to get at least as much salmon as red meat) is the feiras.

In that regard, the feira sao cristavao is a great venue for food, and close to vila mimosa and the tijuca prives.

I have said before that my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. He said they butcher 200 heads per day. The good meat they send to the USA and Europe and the bad meat they keep in Brazil. I have never had any good meat at one of those churrascos (or from the grocery store in Brazil). As a matter of fact, last week I ate at a Brazilian churrasco in Kenya (Fogo Gaucho) and the meat was way better than it is in Brazil.

[Rio Bob]

I was in dolce vita last night, at 1 in the morning the place was packed with girls not many guys, some good looking girls too. I would have liked to take them all home but I only took 2. In my apartment took them on the balcony drank a bottle of wine while I grabbed their bundas and snatch, had a great time as much as I can remember but I do know it cost me a small fortune but I had a good time anyway.

[Rio Bob]

Since we're talking restaurants I'll just mention 2 Carioca famous restaurants one is in Copacabana Pavao Azul, during happy hour the crowd is standing in the streets, good Brazilian food and well priced. Another is Jobi in Leblon, same thing happy hour packed, food is Brazilian and great.

[Vagabundo1]

Greve do Garota.

Not surprisingly, Nina is on strike, call it a greve do garota (that gets a laugh over zap from the hoar), because I underpay her, which, well, fuck it, is a hazard of taking your own pussy to a swing where the girls at the terma / swing are charging 530 reais per hour (Paris), and the mulatta I take I pay 500 for 24 hours of fucking me 6 times, sucking and jerking off another monger, cooking, cleaning, and parading around my apartment, nude with her big mulatta tits hanging out, ball gagged after fucking me. So it goes. All this paragraph and above is more of my Henry Miller / Jorge Amado ghost writing. For 49 years I was a priest, naval officer, upstanding citizen in all respects except for some libo risk (liberty risk in the parlance of we military folk) BS.

Well, there is always another one in the wings. Callsign Kira Noir is in Belo Horizonte, where I should take a bus trip soon, as it appears easy. She is also clean, submissive, and agrees in theory and in writing to 200 r per noite, and takes it bare in her passista pussy, which she moves well, like a good love doll while watching all the other kinky porn I want and smoking weed, the local variety of which is to be avoided as it tastes and seems toxic. I mean, Rio is a monger paradise, best in the world, but the world of p4 p sex is de facto, toxic.

But Nina usually comes around. This is a greve do garota for a day, Saturday, and she says she will come over other days. There is a continuous supply of pussy that will cook, clean, and take it bare with creampies in all holes, and recruit their friends. The thing that will make them fight and get pissed off is when other hoars are getting paid more, but that's why we few, we happy few, practice good foreign internal defense. Protect your eyes, your balls, your cell phones, laptops, and cash, and cash cards at all times. And don't overpay, but if you do, don't complain about it. There are times, of course, when overpaying would have been better, where just going to cash in that schwab or other brokerage (not bank) account with seven figures would have been better than trading, which usually correlates to a fkin cra cra hoar who gets all agro in your space and / or interrupts your biz. Which is why a good, submissive hoar who cooks, cleans, fucks bare on demand and does so with other hoars is such a gem -- the precise opposite of that dry pussy who shat out 3 kids all of which are costing you $250,000 USD a year for medical school while you go nuts here in Rio every few quarters or years for a week or two so you can feel like those testicles in your scrotum are not just targets of the witch you so stupidly wifed up in the rich world where she can take your SSn and drain your accounts with some feminazi judge and attorneys because you once logged onto ISG or barravipsrio dot com, and you lads up there in the northern hemisphere know who I'm talking 'about, not sayin, just sayin.

Teaching them to read really was a mistake, wasn't it?

Oh yea, walmart? There's a sam's club in Av Aryton Senna, in Barra, just FYI, a little oasis of americana.

Wow, sort of like your own Ghislaine Maxwell, though the big difference is age appropriate 18+ consenting women, and secondly, not running a tawdry blackmail business featuring the Mayor of New York, Presidents, Prime Ministers, CEOs, celebrities and and the royal family. And that's from the little we know. He is lucky they did not bump him off sooner. Clearly he had no trusted friends, that's the rule at the top because of what tends to float to the top.

Does Nina also train them how to expertly get a man off or do you do that in joint training classes that are naturally co-ed?

Cristo Redentor looks out from Corcovado mountain and sees all, understands all, and forgives and blesses our sexual escapades.

Today I've had 4 pops, great beach day, cocktails and ready for bed. All those religious fruitcakes in the midwest foaming at the mouth cannot conceive of the Cyntherean delights of Rio, heart to heart, mouth to mouth and 19 year beautiful young women impaled. Maybe that's why they are so angry and frustrated looking at the ugly fat heifers waddling around Walmart looking for XXXXL clothing.

[Vagabundo1]

Here are Vagabundo's sex food combo list, some of which have been covered. This is part of my ongoing update to bubba boy's guide, for which join the whatsapp group, send me a PM, or senor nounce, michael samuel, ; if you're willing to bring a unlocked google pixel 6 a phone or some other stuff from amazon, please advise, you will get a vagabundo tour of rio, from vm to perla on the prime times.

When you look at food / sex, you have to look at it from the standpoint of logistics of the local girls. Take the 315 bus from central to recreio, and it goes right past: posto 10 where casauarina and na brasa Colombia recreio are on glauco gil, and right past the house of the MMA king of Brazil and the world, and the best real estate in Brazil IMHO, along with the best ass, at paris.

Oh, that ass, did I mention bruna loira at the perla (perola negra) last night, what a fine booty.

So vagabundo's aspiration in life is to train strippers to box at paris cafe or on the beach at posto 10 in recreio. I mean, a man's got to have goals.

Food / Sex Combinations.

Food / Sex combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Metro Jardim Oceanico: Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

https://www.instagram.com/nova_capel...dium=copy_link

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

http://marius.com.br/

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/

The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.

I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

https://www.instagram.com/nova_capel...dium=copy_link

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

Thanks for the solid any day / everyday restaurant suggestions. I have eaten at Na Brasa Colombia at Av. Olegrio Maciel, 7 for lunch a couple of times. It is a popular place across the street from the beach. I will add Casuarina (Recreio) to my growing list of places in Recreio that, thanks to your recent reports, I want to check-out next time I am in town. For example, I have to go to the Paris Cafe Club: https://pariscafe.com.br/ and see what's going on there. KKK.

Meanwhile, in the same vein as Na Brasa Colombia, I also like Gran Parrilla down Av. Lcio Costa, (8000) near Praia the Reserva in Barra. They serve up very tasty burgers there that are great for a late lunch after spending some time on the beach.

[Axel Heyst]

If you want real carioca the gema tier 1 food look for Casuarina (in Recreio and now in Botafogo) or Na Brasa Colombia (original in Botafogo, and now in Recreio, Barra, Copa.).

Thanks for the solid any day / everyday restaurant suggestions. I have eaten at Na Brasa Colombia at Av. Olegário Maciel, 7 for lunch a couple of times. It is a popular place across the street from the beach. I will add Casuarina (Recreio) to my growing list of places in Recreio that, thanks to your recent reports, I want to check-out next time I am in town. For example, I have to go to the Paris Cafe Club: https://pariscafe.com.br/ and see what's going on there. KKK.

Meanwhile, in the same vein as Na Brasa Colombia, I also like Gran Parrilla down Av. Lúcio Costa, (8000) near Praia the Reserva in Barra. They serve up very tasty burgers there that are great for a late lunch after spending some time on the beach.

[Axel Heyst]

Have you ever tried the Malta beef club? I highly recommend it, they have several locations in Rio.

https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de...alta-beef-club

Thanks for the recommendation. The restaurant looks good and I have added it to my RJ google map so I will check it out next time I am in RJ.

P.S. I could relate to your Mabs story about how you noticed a girl with a hot body just as you were about to leave the place.

[Vagabundo1]

Friday Night Lights.

Vagabundo got a text and call from Vagabundo #2 out here in Recreio at 20 h or so. Vagabundo 2 is a Swiss Navy Veteran who picked an apartment out here in recreio, and Vagabundo followed in trace with a 1 year lease whereas Vagabundo 2 is on a 30 month lease. The apartments are big. The location is optimal due to the property bang for the buck. Vagabundo has like 2 regular bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a maids room that could be a office, a big living room with like recessed red stripper lights obviously installed by the owner paratrooper who is a little bit of a character, and a real kitchen, a washing machine, and a real balcony.

OK, so we uber over to Perla, have dinner at Guacamole first, and then I locate a loira who gives up her pussy bare, and it's on. 350 r for 40 minutes 50 r for the bare vagina, and a nice ride, a good way to blow off some steam. I have all the numbers of all the top girls, its just a matter of the right vibe. Vagabundo2 heads over to Vila Mimosa. Vagabundo heads back to the Recreio love shack, and settles in for some sleep.

[The Critic]

Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner,

Have you ever tried the Malta beef club? I highly recommend it, they have several locations in Rio.
https://guide.michelin.com/en/rio-de...alta-beef-club

Thanks for your food recommendations! I going to add them to my list for my next visit.

Also, additional Rio Michelin Guide Restaurants.

https://guide.michelin.com/en/br/rio...?sort=distance

I will also add, Marius Degustare Restaurant. Av. Atlântica, 290 Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. RJ - Brazil.

https://marius.com.br/marius

[Mr Enternational]

2. The first thing you must remember is that a Churrascaria is a business. They want to keep everyone happy and yet spend as little money as possible. How? By serving you loads and loads of inferior meats.

I have said before that my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. He said they butcher 200 heads per day. The good meat they send to the USA and Europe and the bad meat they keep in Brazil. I have never had any good meat at one of those churrascos (or from the grocery store in Brazil). As a matter of fact, last week I ate at a Brazilian churrasco in Kenya (Fogo Gaucho) and the meat was way better than it is in Brazil.

[Mr Enternational]

Maybe it is the class of girls I take out to dinner, but I have never been with a RJ girl who suggested we go to the Outback. You got to be kidding me.

Yeah sounds like you are hanging out with some snobs. Meanwhile my girl gets off work (nurse) downtown and we take the metro up north. She has me waiting for her while she is in line 25 minutes at the grocery store in Pavuna to buy a frozen pizza. We walk 15 minutes to her house and she warms it up and we eat it in front of the TV watching soap operas with her mom and her dogs.