Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Friday. Vagabundo, Dandyman, PV118, Centro, Feira Sao Cristavao.

Friday, Vagabundo and Dandyman left Transamerica together at 1720 on the bus (always get a bus pass if you book a room at av gastao senges 395). It was raining. The bus was late. It's Brazil. So it goes.

So it goes is a refrain from Slaughterhouse 5, for all you heminway types out there.

It is appropro of we few, we happy few, we mongers because Brazil and Rio is sexual Valhalla, the equivalent of the Slaughterhouse 5 of the Vonnegut novel because of the endless pussy.

OK, so the pussy.

We hit first Casa 15, where Vagabundo was looking for Noemie Bilas / Michelle Obama. She was working at another casa that night. We took addresses, which were on the darkside, the sweet spot.

So, then we went to that target casa, and she had not arrived yet.

So we went to 116, the not so secret terma, Rua Conceceio 116.

Vagabundo took an old fave, Suzy, for a half hour, for 90 reais. Three hole ho. She is a long time favorite of Ready Players 2 and 3 too. The highlight was when I was banging her from behind, asking her, do you have a boyfriend, and she said yes, then or before, I put it in her ass. Romance. Vagabundo opts for Room 7 because it has windows overlooking the street where he tosses his jizz filled used condoms, so don't stand out there. When he uses condoms, that is.

The girl that Dandy took was Hot AF, and works at Perola Negra for twice the billable rate. So do the math you snobs. Perola def has better rooms. Isadora, Suzy's friend, and the friend of Dandy's waitress was hot AF too. Romantically, Suzy promised to fist Isadora if and when we do a dupla. That would be worthy of a gopro. You perverts want to see that, doncha?

OK, so, then PV118 joined us at 116, which is a good link up point. PV is a pro! He is a military genius. He took Vagabundo over to a new terma, Sex Club 202, which is around the corner from 116. Rio is definitely coming back after Covid. Better talent at 202 than 116 or as good. Rio is so fun now, Halloween is the warm up to Carnival. Then we went around the block to the inspired Airbnb choice that PV made, the Belga hotel. Which is empty. He is like the only guy in there. It is a good spot.

So, then Dandy joined us. It is just around the corner. We having busted nuts, walked over to where Noemie Bilas was working. She got there, and Vagabundo again paid 85 reais for a half hour and fucked her, while Dandy and PV went over to terma 31, around the corner from MV30. Good talent there apparently. There is so much good talent at these so called trash termas, as bubba boy says, and Vagabundo echoes.

So, then we called an uber to go to Feira Sao Cristavao. That was a good call. We had a great dinner for 40 reais each, dirt cheap, and so good at nordestina place. Oh, Brazil, what a great country. This place is so much fun. Definitely go. 10 reais cover to get in. Dancing. Young women (all wearing Lula stickers).

A great night out.

[Vagabundo1]

Sat at feira Sao cristovao with future call sign dandyman and pv118.

Dandyman told a pretty good joke:

If you're at war, shoot at the enemy. If they surrender they are the French. If they respond with precision fire they are British. If they respond with artillery they are German. If they respond with airstrikes they are American (or swiss naval infantry) . Oohrah close air support.

Man like that has to be put on titty bar surveys and HoneyTraps LLC DBA Texas Honkey Tonks Brazil LLC!

[QuackUp]

Yep, that was the same Saturday, was there about 8.00 pm, seen nothing, wanted to leave, receptionist tells me why don't I use the sauna, so I did for a bit, then went back to solarium, at 9. 30 no need reentry fee. Solarium was packed by the time I went back. Saw few Americans leaving, paying at the reception when I got to Monte Carlo.

4 x 4 is open on Sundays?

Sorry for my bad penmanship. The venues are closed on Sunday. I went to 4 x4 and Cancun on Monday.

[Nounce]

...Finally, is safe to take Uber from 4 x4 to copa late at night (after midnight)?

Someone else probably can answer this better. There are taxis waiting in front of 4 x4. It will take longer to get Uber in front on 4 x4. That is why some of us walk to Av. Pres. Vargas to get Uber. But there is a danger being robbed when walking there.

[Xpartan]

Hi, I read tons of pages on the is forum (thanks for the great info). I am settled on mainly checking out Solarium and maybe 4 x4.

I want to say that I read somewhere (but can't find it now) that solarium and 4 x4 both have a lounge area where you don't have to change into bathrobe. Is that correct?

Also is it safe to walk from Hilton to dolce vita and the clubs near dolce vita? Seems silly to take a Uber one block but some people say Uber even one block at night LOL.

Finally, is safe to take Uber from 4 x4 to copa late at night (after midnight)?

Thanks.

First, you chose wisely.

Second, I think I've seen people in street clothes at 4 x4. Solarium. Don't think so.

It's more than 1 block, but it wouldn't occur to me to Uber from Hilton to Dolce Vita. My personal safety standards still allow me to walk along Av. Atlantica even at night, but yes, people have been mugged even on Atlantica. That's totally up to you, but I don't know if any Uber will take you for such a short ride at night, so get a cab.

[Bravo]

Hi, I read tons of pages on the is forum (thanks for the great info). I am settled on mainly checking out Solarium and maybe 4 x4.

I want to say that I read somewhere (but can't find it now) that solarium and 4 x4 both have a lounge area where you don't have to change into bathrobe. Is that correct?

Also is it safe to walk from Hilton to dolce vita and the clubs near dolce vita? Seems silly to take a Uber one block but some people say Uber even one block at night LOL.

Finally, is safe to take Uber from 4 x4 to copa late at night (after midnight)?

Thanks.

The answer to all 3 questions is Yes.

[Ozu2019]

Hi, I read tons of pages on the is forum (thanks for the great info). I am settled on mainly checking out Solarium and maybe 4 x4.

I want to say that I read somewhere (but can't find it now) that solarium and 4 x4 both have a lounge area where you don't have to change into bathrobe. Is that correct?

Also is it safe to walk from Hilton to dolce vita and the clubs near dolce vita? Seems silly to take a Uber one block but some people say Uber even one block at night LOL.

Finally, is safe to take Uber from 4 x4 to copa late at night (after midnight)?

Thanks.

[Xpartan]

4 x 4 is open on Sundays?

No. Centro is a dead zone on Sunday.

[Nuupter]

Anyways, get to Monte Carlo and not sure if it was the same Saturday that Nuppter visited, but I had the same opinion. There were only three girls and no other customers besides me. They were not lookers for sure but I took one up anyways. The clock was ticking for me and I wanted to get my first nut off. Her name was Anna and she had a decent face but was on the bigger side. At least it was all natural. What Anna didn't have in looks, she more than made up for it with service. Not sure if it was because of the missed connection, lost luggage, miss my day with the regular, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get it up. She worked her mouth like there was no tomorrow and finally I got somewhat hard. Everytime we tried to mish I would go soft and again she would work her magic. Finally she got it hard enough to start mish and doggy but not the problem was not finishing. After a while I told I couldn't cum and it's okay to finish our session. She said not yet. She told me to lay face down and she would massage my stress away. Believe or not, I did like her massage and I felt great after. Best session without a release I ever had. I also agree with Nuupter, the receptionist was the best looking garota there..

Yep, that was the same Saturday, was there about 8.00 pm, seen nothing, wanted to leave, receptionist tells me why don't I use the sauna, so I did for a bit, then went back to solarium, at 9. 30 no need reentry fee. Solarium was packed by the time I went back. Saw few Americans leaving, paying at the reception when I got to Monte Carlo.

4 x 4 is open on Sundays?

[The Critic]

Just left 4 x4 and T65 and ai just have to chuckle at T65 but here's my analysis.

P.S. Don't walk between clubs solo like I did checking my GPS. I got some looks LOL.

Try to lower your "victim" risk profile.

1. View your cell phone Map App / GPS and read step-by-step directions to orient yourself prior to departing (current safe location) for your intended destination.

2. If you have at least one cell phone wireless earpiece (or use both but still be able to hear and have Situational Awareness) try using it and listen to you Map App/GPS step-by-step-directions from cellphone that is in your pocket instead of full view.

[QuackUp]

Went to Rio this past weekend and it started really bad. My first flight out of Lax had a mechanical issue that lasted about 4 hours. Yep, missed my connection. The airlines did what they could to help matters out with accomodation and food taken care of that night but with such a short trip, it only helped a little bit. The plan was on Friday to see my regular girl. Saturday and Monday to visit termas and prives. Sunday left open.

So arrived on Saturday and sure enough, my luggage didn't make it. I guess someone was telling me to turn around and go back home. LOL. Anyways nothing unusual going through immigration but at customs, they make you show them your passport. Don't remember doing this before but no big deal. Took uber black to my hotel which cost are $52.00. Since I lost one day I had to improvise the rest of the days here. So Saturday, which I ususally go to Solarium but decided instead to go to Monte Carlo. Based this decision because I didn't want to get stuck in traffic. I took the metro up there and regretted not taking an uber to Solarium. The metro was pretty packed. Back in the day it was mostly only during peak hours the metro was packed but this day was pretty bad. Live and learn. Anyways, get to Monte Carlo and not sure if it was the same Saturday that Nuppter visited, but I had the same opinion. There were only three girls and no other customers besides me. They were not lookers for sure but I took one up anyways. The clock was ticking for me and I wanted to get my first nut off. Her name was Anna and she had a decent face but was on the bigger side. At least it was all natural. What Anna didn't have in looks, she more than made up for it with service. Not sure if it was because of the missed connection, lost luggage, miss my day with the regular, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get it up. She worked her mouth like there was no tomorrow and finally I got somewhat hard. Everytime we tried to mish I would go soft and again she would work her magic. Finally she got it hard enough to start mish and doggy but not the problem was not finishing. After a while I told I couldn't cum and it's okay to finish our session. She said not yet. She told me to lay face down and she would massage my stress away. Believe or not, I did like her massage and I felt great after. Best session without a release I ever had. I also agree with Nuupter, the receptionist was the best looking garota there.

Siinday, I was thinking of going to vm since everything in centro would be closed. I didn't go because I still had last night on my mind of first not getting it up, then not finishing so went to Botofogo to see a movie instead. Trying to stay cool and claming myself. Saw Black Adam which to me was just okay. Also if any newbies goes to the movies and want Enlish spoken, choose the showing with (leg) or legdado beside the time. This means subtitle. So basically a chill day but spoke to my regular and she said she would come to my hotel before work tomorrow. She works at a mall about an hour away from my hotel so she took the bus and light rail to get to me. She arrived around 10:00 and I told her checkout was at 12:00 although I'm sure they would have giving me late check out if I asked for it. Her start time for work is at 13:30 so didn't ask since she had to leave at 12:15 at the lastest. To make a long story short, she was what the doctor ordered. No stress, no problems getting it up and no problem finishing. Just the GFE I needed including BBFS. Feeling good but with time before heading to the airport, did some exploring in centro. Visited the library there and it is great for picture taking. I was only disappointed that you couldn't walk up the different levels. At about 14:30 I went to Cancun, or whatever it's called now. Since it was early there were only two girls there. Unlike Monte Carlo, since 4 x4 was so close, I didn't session here. I did buy a drink for one of the girls and had a good conversation. Just trying to kill time before heading to the airport. After I paid the bill, as I was walking out a beautiful blond girls was coming in. After telling the girl I bought the drink for that I was going to the airport, I left. Hopefully I can meet her the next time I'm in Rio. I get to 4 x4 and it's slow but there are a handfull of good looking girls. I picked a blond morena to have a drink. For some reason she looked familiar. Finally it hit me, she used to work at Cancun or whatever the name is. So I asked her if she remembered me. She appologise and said she didn't. I asked her if she worked at Cancun and she said yes. So we converse for a while then head upstairs. I don't know if it was the foreplay or her being sorry that she didn't remember me, but her session ended up BBFS also. This is probably only the third time I have had BBFS at a terma in Rio. Now taking a girl back to the hotel from a terma was different with regards to BBFS. Also, I know her real name but I forgot what her stage name is so please don't ask. She is a blond morena with fake tities. After these two great sessions, I'm now ready to go to the airport. Took the lvs to my hotel, then uber to the airport. The uber x was only are $42.00. So what started off a disaster turned into a gem.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Now your mailbox is full and I cannot send you a PM. Could you please clean it up?

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[WyattEarp]

Centaurus is very overrated in my opinion. They charge more because of their reputation and nice facilities but the girls quality isn't higher than other termas. I actually found it lower quality and they had less girls. Personally I probably won't visit Centaurus again.

There was a time it was very good. It was known for having slim Euro looking girls. When Help Disco was active (before 2010) and there were mongers crawling all over the area, Centaurus had a nice niche in the market.

I'm sure there are a lot factors in why Centaurus has fallen. I think one contributing factor is the decline in foreign mongers. Less tourists around to pay top dollar. Anecdotally, I have hooked up with Centaurus girls after their shift. Some I ran into at Help. Others I arranged at the termas to meet later in the area. It's strategic location made it easy to hook-up after hours. The opportunity to make good money at Centaurus and then again afterward surely attracted many hot Rio girls.

[Ejjlk8274]

Tried to send you a PM about a group in Rio but your Inbox is full. Please make some space if you want the info.

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[DandyMan51]

Came to Rio from Medellin after about two weeks in the latter. Didn't get a chance to do a write-up until now so the post is a bit light on details. One big thing I immediately noticed is that Brazillian girls are way hotter than Colombian girls. I didn't realize how much hotter until I went from one to another and noticed the difference.

Sunday: Perola Negra. On my first full day I decided to hit up Perola Negra at night in part because it is one of the few places open on Sundays. There were a decent number of girls but nothing that suited my taste so I left without anything.

Wednesday: Photoacompahantes girl. I don't recall the name. She charged 300 and it was a pain in the ass to get to her apartment. Service was shitty too. She didn't have any reviews on gparena but I wanted someone who was nearby that I could fuck between meetings. Wasn't worth it.

Thursday: VM. Hit up VM with Vagabundo. Found an ok looking girl who did shitty OWO and had a meh fuck. Wouldn't repeat.

Friday: Massagem Tijuca. Went with Vagabundo. Almost all the girls were occupied. Vagabundo waited for his favorite girl Jessica, I headed to 4 x4. 4 x4 was good at around 6 PM, had a Brazillian and a Colombian girl sit with me. The Colombian was trying to set me up with the Brazillian girl but I liked the Colombian better. Girl from Baranquilla. We conversed mainly in Spanish with some English thrown in, way easier than Portuguese. Talked, made out and felt each other up for about 30 minutes before going to the room for 30 minutes. Good session. Her ass was disappointing but she was passionate and GFE, kept whispering slutty things in my ear while we were fucking. Didn't end up getting her numbers since my phone died. Had a headache all day so I didn't end up doing a second session. Had dinner with Chaychecker and Vagabundo afterwards.

Saturday: Planned on hitting up Mosaico. Caught up with Nuupter at Kalabria. Met a random Dutch gay guy who thought it was a gay club since apparently the location used to be a gay club. Nothing worth it at Kalabria but I wasn't charged cover for whatever reason so only paid about 20 Reais for a beer. Went to Mosaico at around 2 AM. There were a couple of decent girls but the place was rather empty. The girl I was eying left shortly after I got there. Another decent looking girl asked for 350 which I don't think she was worth though I didn't ask for how long. We went to Perola Negra as a last shot. The bouncer claimed there was 30 girls. More like 30 guys and like 15 girls. Nothing special. Probably should have got to Mosaico earlier or banged the Mosaico girl.

Monday: Went to 4 x4 again at around 8 PM. The reception recognized me and welcomed me in. Sat around for a bit and was approached by Lara. She speaks fluent English and is from Minas Gerais. Standard make-out and feeling for 30 minutes before I took her to a room for 30 minutes. She has a really nice Brazillian ass and her service was good. She said she had pure Portuguese ancestry and works twice a week in 4 x4 to pay her tuition. She also mentioned that she gets 180 of the 300 I paid the club. Went back down to watch a stripper show. There was a private party who had arrived in the mean time that ended up taking most of the good girls. There were 2 7's and an 8 that I really wanted to bang but they were occupied with the party. Spent some time in the Sauna and met a guy from Guadalupe who apparently organized the party. Got his contact info. He is apparently a trainer and a tour guide too. By the time I left at 10:30, there were significantly more guys than girls. A lot of the girls were leaving too. Still really enjoy 4 x4 so I probably will come back a couple more times.