Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Critic]

Just left 4 x4 and T65 and ai just have to chuckle at T65 but here's my analysis.

P.S. Don't walk between clubs solo like I did checking my GPS. I got some looks LOL.

Try to lower your "victim" risk profile.

1. View your cell phone Map App / GPS and read step-by-step directions to orient yourself prior to departing (current safe location) for your intended destination.

2. If you have at least one cell phone wireless earpiece (or use both but still be able to hear and have Situational Awareness) try using it and listen to you Map App/GPS step-by-step-directions from cellphone that is in your pocket instead of full view.

[QuackUp]

Went to Rio this past weekend and it started really bad. My first flight out of Lax had a mechanical issue that lasted about 4 hours. Yep, missed my connection. The airlines did what they could to help matters out with accomodation and food taken care of that night but with such a short trip, it only helped a little bit. The plan was on Friday to see my regular girl. Saturday and Monday to visit termas and prives. Sunday left open.

So arrived on Saturday and sure enough, my luggage didn't make it. I guess someone was telling me to turn around and go back home. LOL. Anyways nothing unusual going through immigration but at customs, they make you show them your passport. Don't remember doing this before but no big deal. Took uber black to my hotel which cost are $52.00. Since I lost one day I had to improvise the rest of the days here. So Saturday, which I ususally go to Solarium but decided instead to go to Monte Carlo. Based this decision because I didn't want to get stuck in traffic. I took the metro up there and regretted not taking an uber to Solarium. The metro was pretty packed. Back in the day it was mostly only during peak hours the metro was packed but this day was pretty bad. Live and learn. Anyways, get to Monte Carlo and not sure if it was the same Saturday that Nuppter visited, but I had the same opinion. There were only three girls and no other customers besides me. They were not lookers for sure but I took one up anyways. The clock was ticking for me and I wanted to get my first nut off. Her name was Anna and she had a decent face but was on the bigger side. At least it was all natural. What Anna didn't have in looks, she more than made up for it with service. Not sure if it was because of the missed connection, lost luggage, miss my day with the regular, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get it up. She worked her mouth like there was no tomorrow and finally I got somewhat hard. Everytime we tried to mish I would go soft and again she would work her magic. Finally she got it hard enough to start mish and doggy but not the problem was not finishing. After a while I told I couldn't cum and it's okay to finish our session. She said not yet. She told me to lay face down and she would massage my stress away. Believe or not, I did like her massage and I felt great after. Best session without a release I ever had. I also agree with Nuupter, the receptionist was the best looking garota there.

Siinday, I was thinking of going to vm since everything in centro would be closed. I didn't go because I still had last night on my mind of first not getting it up, then not finishing so went to Botofogo to see a movie instead. Trying to stay cool and claming myself. Saw Black Adam which to me was just okay. Also if any newbies goes to the movies and want Enlish spoken, choose the showing with (leg) or legdado beside the time. This means subtitle. So basically a chill day but spoke to my regular and she said she would come to my hotel before work tomorrow. She works at a mall about an hour away from my hotel so she took the bus and light rail to get to me. She arrived around 10:00 and I told her checkout was at 12:00 although I'm sure they would have giving me late check out if I asked for it. Her start time for work is at 13:30 so didn't ask since she had to leave at 12:15 at the lastest. To make a long story short, she was what the doctor ordered. No stress, no problems getting it up and no problem finishing. Just the GFE I needed including BBFS. Feeling good but with time before heading to the airport, did some exploring in centro. Visited the library there and it is great for picture taking. I was only disappointed that you couldn't walk up the different levels. At about 14:30 I went to Cancun, or whatever it's called now. Since it was early there were only two girls there. Unlike Monte Carlo, since 4 x4 was so close, I didn't session here. I did buy a drink for one of the girls and had a good conversation. Just trying to kill time before heading to the airport. After I paid the bill, as I was walking out a beautiful blond girls was coming in. After telling the girl I bought the drink for that I was going to the airport, I left. Hopefully I can meet her the next time I'm in Rio. I get to 4 x4 and it's slow but there are a handfull of good looking girls. I picked a blond morena to have a drink. For some reason she looked familiar. Finally it hit me, she used to work at Cancun or whatever the name is. So I asked her if she remembered me. She appologise and said she didn't. I asked her if she worked at Cancun and she said yes. So we converse for a while then head upstairs. I don't know if it was the foreplay or her being sorry that she didn't remember me, but her session ended up BBFS also. This is probably only the third time I have had BBFS at a terma in Rio. Now taking a girl back to the hotel from a terma was different with regards to BBFS. Also, I know her real name but I forgot what her stage name is so please don't ask. She is a blond morena with fake tities. After these two great sessions, I'm now ready to go to the airport. Took the lvs to my hotel, then uber to the airport. The uber x was only are $42.00. So what started off a disaster turned into a gem.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

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[WyattEarp]

Centaurus is very overrated in my opinion. They charge more because of their reputation and nice facilities but the girls quality isn't higher than other termas. I actually found it lower quality and they had less girls. Personally I probably won't visit Centaurus again.

There was a time it was very good. It was known for having slim Euro looking girls. When Help Disco was active (before 2010) and there were mongers crawling all over the area, Centaurus had a nice niche in the market.

I'm sure there are a lot factors in why Centaurus has fallen. I think one contributing factor is the decline in foreign mongers. Less tourists around to pay top dollar. Anecdotally, I have hooked up with Centaurus girls after their shift. Some I ran into at Help. Others I arranged at the termas to meet later in the area. It's strategic location made it easy to hook-up after hours. The opportunity to make good money at Centaurus and then again afterward surely attracted many hot Rio girls.

[Ejjlk8274]

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[DandyMan51]

Came to Rio from Medellin after about two weeks in the latter. Didn't get a chance to do a write-up until now so the post is a bit light on details. One big thing I immediately noticed is that Brazillian girls are way hotter than Colombian girls. I didn't realize how much hotter until I went from one to another and noticed the difference.

Sunday: Perola Negra. On my first full day I decided to hit up Perola Negra at night in part because it is one of the few places open on Sundays. There were a decent number of girls but nothing that suited my taste so I left without anything.

Wednesday: Photoacompahantes girl. I don't recall the name. She charged 300 and it was a pain in the ass to get to her apartment. Service was shitty too. She didn't have any reviews on gparena but I wanted someone who was nearby that I could fuck between meetings. Wasn't worth it.

Thursday: VM. Hit up VM with Vagabundo. Found an ok looking girl who did shitty OWO and had a meh fuck. Wouldn't repeat.

Friday: Massagem Tijuca. Went with Vagabundo. Almost all the girls were occupied. Vagabundo waited for his favorite girl Jessica, I headed to 4 x4. 4 x4 was good at around 6 PM, had a Brazillian and a Colombian girl sit with me. The Colombian was trying to set me up with the Brazillian girl but I liked the Colombian better. Girl from Baranquilla. We conversed mainly in Spanish with some English thrown in, way easier than Portuguese. Talked, made out and felt each other up for about 30 minutes before going to the room for 30 minutes. Good session. Her ass was disappointing but she was passionate and GFE, kept whispering slutty things in my ear while we were fucking. Didn't end up getting her numbers since my phone died. Had a headache all day so I didn't end up doing a second session. Had dinner with Chaychecker and Vagabundo afterwards.

Saturday: Planned on hitting up Mosaico. Caught up with Nuupter at Kalabria. Met a random Dutch gay guy who thought it was a gay club since apparently the location used to be a gay club. Nothing worth it at Kalabria but I wasn't charged cover for whatever reason so only paid about 20 Reais for a beer. Went to Mosaico at around 2 AM. There were a couple of decent girls but the place was rather empty. The girl I was eying left shortly after I got there. Another decent looking girl asked for 350 which I don't think she was worth though I didn't ask for how long. We went to Perola Negra as a last shot. The bouncer claimed there was 30 girls. More like 30 guys and like 15 girls. Nothing special. Probably should have got to Mosaico earlier or banged the Mosaico girl.

Monday: Went to 4 x4 again at around 8 PM. The reception recognized me and welcomed me in. Sat around for a bit and was approached by Lara. She speaks fluent English and is from Minas Gerais. Standard make-out and feeling for 30 minutes before I took her to a room for 30 minutes. She has a really nice Brazillian ass and her service was good. She said she had pure Portuguese ancestry and works twice a week in 4 x4 to pay her tuition. She also mentioned that she gets 180 of the 300 I paid the club. Went back down to watch a stripper show. There was a private party who had arrived in the mean time that ended up taking most of the good girls. There were 2 7's and an 8 that I really wanted to bang but they were occupied with the party. Spent some time in the Sauna and met a guy from Guadalupe who apparently organized the party. Got his contact info. He is apparently a trainer and a tour guide too. By the time I left at 10:30, there were significantly more guys than girls. A lot of the girls were leaving too. Still really enjoy 4 x4 so I probably will come back a couple more times.

[SunFloater]

Just left 4 x4 and T65 and ai just have to chuckle at T65 but here's my analysis.

4 x4 is just as Nuupter described, small but decent selection. I like to sit and watch which this club isn't the best for given how tight it can be but there's a lotta great ass to see. Talked to 3 girls, Silvia, Romana, and one Blondie with a big ass that can sorta pass as Italian. Silvia speaks English and can carry a Convo, nice body if you like slim small fake boobs and good vibes. Romana is more my type, big butt but not too fake, natural tits, pretty face but she made me chuckle, shortly after getting her number and telling her I'd be looking for something tomorrow all night (quoted me 500 as a starting point). She sees me talking to another girl and msgs me that if I don't want to do tonight she will delete my contact. Cool, good luck on business with that attitude LOL. The Brazilian Italian looking chick sat down at straight up "I like to be fucked deep in the ass", I almost did a spit take. I like how direct this one is, but up close you can see the plethora of foundation unfortunately. Great body tho, small fake tits.

T65. Well I'm surprised they charge 80 to get in the door but they told me for tonight it will include consumption. Only about 5-6 girls, average but decent slim bodies. Humping each other out of boredom and moaning, it was entertaining. Approached by cute girl, nice ass, kept telling me it was her first night and she used to manage a club and dance. Not sure why that matters. Other than that club is small and minimal seating once it gets crowded if it ever does. They told me tomorrow at 8 they will have about 6 girls doing some pole dance.

I'm glad I'm a picky ***** otherwise I would nailed 3 tonight, tomorrows another day. Stay frosty.

P.S. Don't walk between clubs solo like I did checking my GPS. I got some looks LOL.

[Thor91]

I won't have a chance to try Centaurus unfortunately, a girl in 4 x4 told me it has little people so I didn't think of trying..

Centaurus is very overrated in my opinion. They charge more because of their reputation and nice facilities but the girls quality isn't higher than other termas. I actually found it lower quality and they had less girls. Personally I probably won't visit Centaurus again.

[Nuupter]

Are you going to try Centaurus? Since you seem to enjoy high-value spots in SP, you might like it even though it's not as good as it used to be. Maybe someone who's been there recently can chime in.

I've never had an issue with Uber in Rio, but I did have a couple of squabbles with cabbies (both times they tried to switch a $100 bill with the $2). I lost the first one, but stood my ground the second time around when I knew the drill. Those bad seeds do exist, but in my experience they're rare. BTW, depending on where you wanted to go in Jijuca, the Uber guy might've been concerned about his safety. I have no idea if that was the case, but Rio cabbies still seem to hate them. I heard from Uber guys that they'd been beaten up, cars damaged etc.

I won't have a chance to try Centaurus unfortunately, a girl in 4 x4 told me it has little people so I didn't think of trying. I had a plane to catch back home yesterday, Sunday. Only spent 3 days in rio.

As for the uber driver feeling unsafe, I didn't like what I saw either, so I told him lets leave this place, back to copa. He introduced me to Kalabria.

[Xpartan]

Are you going to try Centaurus? Since you seem to enjoy high-value spots in SP, you might like it even though it's not as good as it used to be. Maybe someone who's been there recently can chime in.

I've never had an issue with Uber in Rio, but I did have a couple of squabbles with cabbies (both times they tried to switch a $100 bill with the $2). I lost the first one, but stood my ground the second time around when I knew the drill. Those bad seeds do exist, but in my experience they're rare. BTW, depending on where you wanted to go in Jijuca, the Uber guy might've been concerned about his safety. I have no idea if that was the case, but Rio cabbies still seem to hate them. I heard from Uber guys that they'd been beaten up, cars damaged etc.

[Nordico]

This kind of behaviour does not belong to Brazil or even Uber drivers, Taxis? Maybe yea. No way in hell I was going to let this Ubermensch be so over the top Ubermenschen, this guy needs to get down from his high horse in the sky.

I'm happy you are ok, because bad things could have happened. I wrote some time ago that I don't take Uber anymore to or from the airports, because I want the ride to be smooth, without any extra drama. When I arrive, I want to get to my hotel as soon as possible to take a shower or sleep. When I go to the airport I don't want to risk missing my flight. From the GRU airport I always take a Guarucoop taxi and from SP to the airport I take a taxi from the hotel's taxi stand.

[Nuupter]

Met a girl on barravips, girl from SP for 4 hours on Friday night before going to dolce vita, went to have dinner. Again I met a silly uber driver, got to location, the location seemed very full, so we wanted to go further to look for a better one around barra the tijuca around the same street we were at, uber driver was not too happy, I'm not sure why he is not happy with this, he grumbled and complained in Portuguese, he is actually making more by going further, and us putting the right address in. My girl told him to calm down, and kept thanking him for indulging us. I wanted to ask her why are you appeasing this stupid fool of a driver? Are you the boss or is he? He is getting paid more if he goes further. Only in Rio I met this kind of dumbass uber drivers.

Found out she tried out scandallo too. Monique, and she is a 10/10 if she is in Scandallo. Had a good time. So. Tried asking a few from barra as to what is price for whole night, quoted me 3 k, countered with 1.5 k, they say no thank you. If I were to do this in SP, I would have gotten a few agreements. Even in Scandallo when I ask how much they want for it, 3 of them will say 2 k but will agree to 1200 to 1500,5 of them would just give me a number that is max I would have paid 1500. Bomboa, cafe foto its easier to get 800 to 1 k pernoite.

Strange Rio and SP price is backwards, as in more in SP will agree to my price, in Rio less will agree to what I want.

[Nuupter]

So I'm going to compare the places I've been to in Rio VS SP, the environment, the ladies, and the ratings.

Went to 4 x 4 , Monte Carlo, Dolce Vita, Kalabria, Solarium, Mosaico, perola negra.

I rate Scandallo 10/10, Bomboa 8/10, Cafe foto 9/10, Casarao 6/10.

4 x 4- if compared to only in Rio, this is the best one in terms of girls that I would rate at least an 8 . Saw 2 that I would go out with on a Friday. Environment, I give it a 7 being its too small, tiny, everyone seemed squished. Ok music, just like a tiny disco with seating. Compared to bomboa, bomboa is bigger.

Few of them ladies can be Scandallo caliber. Spoke to 1 of them, who had worked in Scandallo before. Did not partake in anything, wanted to see if I can find better, what silliness am I thinking. Wished I got their numbers to meet outside.

So, ambiance compared to Scandallo, 4 x 4 ,5/10, scandallo 10/10, Bomboa 8/10, Cafe Foto 8/10.

Ladies, similar to Bomboa, Cafe foto, perhaps Scandallo level on good days. Every girls are in bikinis or in lingerie being its a termas. 4 x 4, 8/10 Bomboa 7.5/10, Cafe foto 8/10, yea I find 4 x 4 girls has more prettier girls than bomboa.

Monte Carlo- on a Saturday, was bad, only few ladies, all ugly. Not fair to give any rating since I'm there on a bad day. Just used sauna and left. The only lady is best looking is the receptionist lady, she is a 8 in that whole termas, 8 in that termas don't mean I will take them out with me either.

Solarium-pretty nice place, slightly bigger than 4 x 4, better facilities, still at peak, people has nowhere to stand and have to stand at the end of the staircase. Saw few doable ones. All the termas I been too, those asses do look very good, big and fit, which I liked, but I emphasize more on the looks. Talk to few of them, and one very tall morena. Did not have a good vibe with her, but she do look good. She kinda like did not want to have a conversation with me, and ask me if I want to namorada, to do it. I told her I'm not interested in doing here, and she said ok that's fine. A girl quoted me 2000 reais to meet outside for the whole night, did not bargain as I don't really like how she looks on closeup, and her voice, hoarsly. Her body is 10/10 though. Would have tried to start from 800 if I really wanted to, with 1500 max, being a Saturday. Music sucks, Sauna too hot. Left 1 hour before close. Solarium 8.5/10 vs 7.5/10 Bomboa, 10/10 Scandallo. Lookwise many of them can be working in Scandallo, and some had worked there but did not like it. I would come back.

Dolce Vita night club. Entrance 50 RS. Loud music, party atmosphere, the DJ sucks, look and quality wise, they are Casarao caliber, maybe a little lower than casarao. Only saw 1 acceptable looking girl.

Ambience-- Casarao wins. Compared to bomboa, cafe foto, scandallo, they have 10 times better music, DJ, singers, and more lively party atmosphere. Smoke are everywhere. Went back and my jeans and clothes smell like heavy cigarettes. Ratings are same with kalabria.

Mosaico--very shady part of town, first time going there in uber myself, uber driver had to tell the police car parked there to do a contra mal. That guy was scared. That street was that bad on the first look. Guy was dancing in front of the uber car like deer seeing a headlight. Uber driver introduced me to Kalabria. Met with Dandyman, decide to try mosaico again with him, this time the place cleared up, looks quite different from before, entrance 30 RS, girls quality, worse than casarao.

Perola Negra- not a good day for comparison, but place do look nice, would say the size of half of cafe foto. Looks more upscale being its in a richer area. Not too many girls, thought 1 was good looking, but she is actually a older lady, maybe 35 or so. Ambiance do look nice, I would spend time here again if I ever came back.

So my trip ended not on a high note, but on a horny and disappointing end of the trip. I should give Rio another chance. Was supposed to come here with a girl I met in SP, but she said she couldn't after confirming with her.

[Nuupter]

I arrived into Rio at SDH with my last day in SP the night before not ending that well, hoping I can end it on a great note or at least have a good time here.

Called an uber, I always used comfort or black from this trip on since X almost usually cancels. The first one asked me where I'm going, being that I already put the address in the uber app destination. Told him Leblon. First one got cancelled. 2nd one accepted, asked me where I'm going while I'm on the way to the Uber meeting point, again the full address is already there, told him leblon, and he did a? So I said leblon again.

On pickup, he told me to put my hand luggage in the front seat. Seemed strange at first, but I let it go. In the car, I realized there is a difference between the Uber address and google map address of Sheraton Rio, but both are correct being 121 Avenieda Niemeyer, just that the one on uber is few 100 meters away, which I found out later was the old address and no longer valid. Changed it to the correct one in the uber. Ubermensch saw it, ask me did I just changed address? Told him yes, but its the same location, just the correct address shown on google. He then told me there is a price difference, and he did not sound happy about it. I told him, its the same address, but this time with the name of the hotel on the uber app, being it my first time in Rio, I had no idea which one is correct either.

He got frustrated and told me there is a change of price. I said ok. After a few moment while on the way through somewhere I'm not familiar with, he then asked me in Portuguese, so? What shall we do now?/ what are we going to do now? I, already felt a little stressed out by his attitude, felt more in danger than before, like I'm about to be brought somewhere to get robbed etc.

Then again, I was pissed off, no way this ubermensch is going to try to screw with me like I'm a new tourist. I've been to Brazil for many years for gods sake.

The only way to appease him is to tell him, ok, ill pay you the difference once we get there.

About 10-15 minutes on the road, he then asked me, how am I going to pay him? I just ignored that ubermensch, which now at this point he thinks he has an upper hand, what a gutsy ubermensch.

Realised I ignored him, he asked again in a few minute, senhor! Eu te fiz uma pergunta. I asked, que? He wanted to know how am I going to pay. Answered him, via uber app. Went through a street, and he honked on a few location looking outside, maybe at someone he knows that I couldn't see. I was thinking. What is going on here, then at a traffic light, he honked again, talking to this garbage collector guy, can't really make out what are they saying, but it was quick words.

At this point, I'm already uneasy, pissed, and worried, I should have told him to stop me and let me get down. Once arrived at the hotel, I got down of the car, try to get my luggage from the front, and he did not let me open it, and pointed to his phone uber app, and say, so what now? All these conversations are in portuguese, none in English. I told him I don't know what you just said, now let me get my bag, at this point I'm not longer afraid being that, there are securities close by. Now the only feeling left is I'm pissed. At last he lets me open the front door, take out my luggage, which is locked with a TSA lock. Then before closing the front door, I told this ubermensch who thinks he is very high up in the sky now. To basically go suck his own donkey dick. Told him if he is not happy about this, not feeling good about it, call the police and deal with it, slam the door and walked off. And also shouted him a Uber bandido. He shouted something which I couldn't hear, was at the check in counter and saw his car still there for a few, then he was gone after.

I've been to so many cities, POA, Floripa, SP, Recife, Pernambucco etc, and have not met people like this, first time in Rio, which did not gave me a good impression and gave me a bad feeling about this place.

And hell to the no I was never going to pay him the difference, I was just trying to delay him till I get to a safe spot, which is the hotel, I had many other opportunities to stop too.

This kind of behaviour does not belong to Brazil or even Uber drivers, Taxis? Maybe yea. No way in hell I was going to let this Ubermensch be so over the top Ubermenschen, this guy needs to get down from his high horse in the sky.

I reported him to Uber, on the safety link, and said he threathened me, and I did not feel safe, like the situation I described. Told this to the personal check in agent too, which he completely agrees with me, that he should go deal with uber and not me. About 30 minutes after or so, got a call, but couldn't answer. Then got an email from uber, saying they will investigate this, and I am refunded in full. That night, got another email, saying that they will continue to investigate this, and the driver has been dealt with. Today his profile is not available anymore when I go take a look. Must have been suspended. Good for him. Now he is Untermensch for messing with the wrong person he thinks is a new tourist in Brasil.

His name is Jose and he drives a Ford Ecosport KWI7 J89 , so if you guys see this, cancel it.

[Xpartan]

Brazilian Butt Lift BBL.

One of these days I'll learn how to read, I promise, LOL.