Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

While I respect senor anaggie's and senor Mr. E's views, I must respectfully and very strongly disagree.

Here are 5 great food / sex combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols: 1. Mosaico / Aconchega Carioca.

2. Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Orieinte, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

3. Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

4. Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

5. Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Indeed, I could easily do food / sex tours. A brit I met here does that.

This right here is my feeling exactly. And why I prefer the food in SP. In Rio, it is all the same. Some overcooked beef, rice with broccoli, beans, fries and that shit called farofa. I always carry my dried chili packets with me to spice things up. But I can't eat the same shit day in and day out.

In SP, I can have my variety which of course is more expensive but oh well. Eat good and live good!!

[Vagabundo1]

Getting girls out of tier 1 termas.

Senor Earp et al.

Not sure if I am answering your question, so let me know.

The owners are the Ribeiros, Vitor and Tito (and RIP to their recently deceased, beloved father who appears to have lived a good life). They are there until closing. As for getting the girls out of the club:

1. The Ribeiros know well they can't stop or even slow down guests at 4 x4 getting numbers.

2. What they can do is try -- *try -- to fuck you (remember fucking gringos is the main industry of Rio, if not Brazil). So. Yes. They will state that their policy is to take 1100 tax for pernoite, which ends at 02 h (which happened to an ISGer, who I will not name, as ISGers get offended by fellow ISGers calling out their behavior, which is another topic, about which I have and will write). A pernoite ending at 02 h is just plain effing stupid. A Pernoite ends the next day at 12 h or 14 h, when you lie exhausted from continuous fucking and sucking on an off for sex for 7 out of 14 hours. See my report on Alexia Belucci, who used to be Ingra, at 4 x4. They will try to take this tax, which is crazy, by stating that is their policy. There is something called the power distance index (see Gladwell's book, I forgot which one). Latin America has a high power distance index. Poets, priests and politicians have words to thank for their position to quote sting; policeman and pimps too, I might add -- that is 5 P's. So if a pimp who employs a good English speaking 50 ish kind of Milfish receptionist tells you it is 1100 to take a girl pernoite and they will ensure she acts right, there is always a greater fool, a rookie monger, who will believe that is the correct authority, and that 4 x4 has power to ensure she will act right. So. Don't believe them.

3. If you want to get a number, you take the girl to a different part of the club to "conversar". Vamos no outro quarto (the smoking room in back) para conversar. She will go with you. There are fewer eyes, there are walk ways. You can get a number there. You get the number, then it is mission accomplished, game on. You text her simple instructions: "500 pernoite, ave gastao senges 395, barra, vou manda uber ida e volta, pago depois" something like that. Meaning 500 reais pernoite. My address. I will send an uber to and from for you. I will pay after.

In Mosaico, you can take the girl out to the smoking deck at the front. The management will still try to stop you getting numbers, but if you can count from 1 to 10 in Porto, you can get numbers. If you can't count from 1 to 10 in Porto, don't get on the plane.

In perola, there is a smoking area, an open air place out front. Perola across from P1 at barra is a best location. All mongers should want to live there. Prime spot. Walking distance to metro jardim oceanico.

4. Finally, as conclusive proof that the ribeiros know they can't stop you from getting numbers, they even have a fkn website.

https://4x4class.com.br/

That website is run by the Ribeiros. I've talked to them about it. Oh, the best dancers there are Penelope and Renata. You can sit in Fort Lauderdale (or anywhere in the United States) ie Puritan Pussy Prison and obsess over the 4 x 4 girls all you want now, because it is on the internet. Everyone fucks Penelope, callsign Annette Schwartz, she is from Minas Gerais, she likes hiking (not the beach), yadda yadda bla bla bla, now you even have game with her to wife her up, you won't be the first guy who tried, and of course, she really likes favela punk 19 year olds because she is 18. Do you think the Ribeiros can collect 1100 for you to click on her number and start talking with her now that they have put her face, her pussy and ass, and her number on the internet?

So, does that answer your question? I see lots of reports about 4 x4 from OG, and the readers of this board who are not actually in Brazil are weighing in. I can save you the trouble of actually going to 4 x4, I just told you the names and how to get the numbers of the two best dancers in 4 x4. Now you can fill up your dance card from Puritan Pussy Prison without even paying $50 reais for a razor to shave your balls, or $22 for a Heineken for a girl to drink while she grabs another guy's dick.

And as a closing note, I will offer you the words of Sammy Hagar, which will apply to some of the ISGers on this board, who are spending a week or two in Rio, and are putting out thousands of words on their week in Valhalla:

I'll Fall In Love Again. YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com › watch.

Lyrics.

You do what you want to do.

I'll leave it all up to you.

In time, I'll find love again.

Hot love growin' cold.

Just when you thought you'd found a heart of gold.

Looks like, I've been fooled again.

Oh but it's all right with me now.

I'll get back up somehow.

And with a little luck I'm bound to win.

And I'll fall in love, I'll fall in love again.

And you're always sittin' ring side.

Just a rollin' with the changing tide.

The tide has washed you from my mind.

And I guess you think you've got it made.

Oh but then you never were afraid.

Of anything that you've left behind.

Oh but it's all right with me now.

I'll get back up somehow.

And with a little luck yes I'm bound to win.

'Cause I'll fall in love, yes I'll fall in love again.

Yea, yea, yea, oh yea.

Yea, yea, yea, oh yea.

I'll fall in love again.

I'll fall in love again baby.

I said "I, I'll fall in love again".

Yes I'll fall in love again.

Here's something to compare it to.

Like the little things you used to do.

Like giving more than you take.

Funny how the reasons grow.

Then the very next thing you know.

The odds change, dividing up the cake.

Hey but it's all right with me now.

I'll get back up somehow.

And with a little luck yes I'm bound to win.

'Cause I'll fall in love.

Yes it's all right with me now.

Don't worry 'about me baby I'll get along somehow.

Yes it's all right.

Yes it's all right.

Yea will you do what you want to do?

Oh yes it's all right with me now.

OG,

I love your reports on current action on the ground. I love the contrasts between you and your buddy.

I hate to be the serious, big brother here. Americans (or other foreigners) get chuckled off for our "flagrant" behaviors until we don't. We don't know if the owners were present late one night how they would react.

This would a great topic for Vagabundo to weigh in on.

[Vagabundo1]

Sunday, 23 h, Mosaico. The ISG crew is having it's weekly meet up. Who is in? Confirm with Senor Nounce or Senor Jimmyboy.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo is off to a great pernoite with Anne Amari. She is 19. She is pretty, and very petite. We fucked in all positions for 30 minutes or more. We watched Ana Foxxx's scene with Mick Blue, Annika Albright, and two morenas, including one from Wisconsin, who may be my perfect woman in her resemblance to Monica Mattos. All the time, I was thinking of a dupla with Anne Amari and Monica Mattos, but Monica doesn't do BBFS yet, and Anne Amari does. Anne Amari is studying to be a nurse. 300 pernoite.

[TjBrazil]

LOL ten years ago the dollar to the real was for $1. 70 you got 1 real. Today and it has come down unfortunately in recent weeks it's 5. 25 reais to 1. So 200 real divided by 1. 70 reais is $117 dollars. So $117 dollars x 5. 25 = 614 reais. The equivalent amount of 200 reais 10 years ago is 614 reais today. But in Mabs maybe you can get 1 for 300 or 400 reais depending on timeframe and beauty level. You may also want to add to your list a club called Dolce Vita, the girls could be good but the cashier will try to rip you off, so be careful. Dolce vita is like a mini Help.

That's why I quit going to Rio after my last trip 10 years ago. The exchange rate was awful. You needed 500 a day to have the same fun 15 years ago for 100 a day.

[TjBrazil]

Yeah, sadly I can confirm the present situation in Copa. Mabs was a big nothing when I stopped by there around midnight on an October Friday night. There was only one attractive girl in the place and she was already taken. The rest of the girls were not what I consider fuck quality. Monte Carlo failed to impress as well, but I might have arrived there too early. I will try it again later in the evening before I make any final judgement. Then over in Ipanema I have mixed feelings about Centaurus. On the one hand I hooked up with a good looking girl who was really passionate in bed, but on the other hand the total cost was 900 br or something outrageous like that and I have not been back since.

So yeah, I wish I had been in RJ back in the day when Help Disco was rocking and there were pick up girls on the beach. It must have been something. But now is what matters. I don't mind travelling cross town to find some friendly, good looking girls and have a good time. But I am curious. What about Casablanca Club? I will have to check it out when I return to RJ.

Axel, you really did miss something. It was very cool in the daytime to change things up and go hunting on the beach. Help was a change from the termas which was a change from the beach and so on. Everybody there had the same routine. I don't think anyone back then saw the Jesus statue once. LOL.

[TjBrazil]

I really miss Help. That said, There are still plenty of late night options on / near Avenida Atlntica. Part of that is Mabs and Dolce Vita. There are also other late night bars too in the area. What exists now is a bit of a smaller scale and more spread out.

As for the beach, there are still plenty of freelancers. The difference now is that it's not as overt as before. To overcome this, you have to make conversation with girls on the beach or the hawkers (who will point them out and make introductions). To avoid the markup as a result of third party interference, you got to collect numbers and reach out via text. It is more work than what it was, and that's why any trip to Rio should be a minimum 14 days so to get adjusted and maximize opportunities by building up your contact lists of girls.

The big positive in terms of changes is the safety of Avenida Atlntica at night. Gone are the trannys, scam artists and robbers. There are a lot more people out late night and small little parties up and down the street. Portuguese speaking abilities maximize your enjoyment opportunities!

The strange thing is I thought with the economy being in the toilet with Covid the last 2 years, there would be hookers all over the beach now in Copacabana since Brazil is open again. Don't the locals pay for hookers too. One thing about Medellin was how many more hookers I saw in in park Lleras compared to 4 years ago. They were everywhere.

[TjBrazil]

Like Bravo said, there are fakes, but more often photos are just photoshopped, or simply date back to better times before the new kid (or 2) or a newly shaped belly came into the picture. A live Zap videochat can cure that ailment, and if she refuses to chat you'll know why.

Interestingly, though, I've had be&S on more than one occasion that would turn into a great session; girls, like airlines, often overbook and send their girlfriends instead rather than lose business. Of course, you can't always count on a positive outcome, LOL.

One thing I like about the site is a lot of the pictures look more like cell phone pictures and not professionally done pictures and you can use a filter by age no condom BJ and real tits vs fakes. The other escort sites don't let you do that.

[TjBrazil]

It's a legit site. There is some bait and switch but it's easy to spot. If you find an ad with a girl who looks like she just walked off the pages of Vogue magazine for only 100 R an hour, its pretty obvious its fake. The only real gripe I have to the site is that some of the females don't list their rate, so when they see a foreign number pop up on the whatsapp, they inflate the price. (You won't find reviews for every girl on the brasilian forums, so you can't cross check the price for each one).

I get a new what's app every time I go somewhere with the number of the sim I buy in that country. I delete it when I leave. If I really like a girl I will write it down and keep it for next trip. I don't like having a constant WhatsApp that is connected to my house. Too many bad things can happen.

[TjBrazil]

All wrong, mixing up centro, Copa, termas, stripclub, disco.

I don't remember Brazil ever having a strip club like la Isla in Medellin. So is Terma Cancun still open. I really liked that one. It was rather large. What is Casablanca. Is that a terma or club.

[Kcrl01]

The demise of the hoe triangle (Beach, Meia Pataca, Help) came down to the PERFECT STORM!! Many factors occurred within a 3 to 4 year period that killed the sex scene in Copa.

Had you written this for my Applied Econ class I'd of given you an A+.

[OJeito]

Question about photoacompanhantes.com. Is it the biggest escort site in Rio now. It looks amazing and a lot of the girls are posting 100 reals for an hour. Can I expect bait and switch. What experiences do you guys have with this site.

Like other bm'ers have mentioned in the past, any doubt or uncertainty about these PhotoAcompanhantes girls can be instantly eliminated with a simple request for a short video chat confirmation call. If she refuses, maybe so should you.

[Xpartan]

Question about photoacompanhantes.com. Is it the biggest escort site in Rio now. It looks amazing and a lot of the girls are posting 100 reals for an hour. Can I expect bait and switch. What experiences do you guys have with this site.

Like Bravo said, there are fakes, but more often photos are just photoshopped, or simply date back to better times before the new kid (or 2) or a newly shaped belly came into the picture. A live Zap videochat can cure that ailment, and if she refuses to chat you'll know why.

Interestingly, though, I've had be&S on more than one occasion that would turn into a great session; girls, like airlines, often overbook and send their girlfriends instead rather than lose business. Of course, you can't always count on a positive outcome, LOL.

[Vagabundo1]

How old are those photos?

Your posts remind me of my very first trip to Brazil. You see, I had my own "Suellen" then (in the photos). She was from Belo Horizonte LOL! Met her at the now defunct Barbarella nightclub. Thing is, she looked just like she belonged in that other "BH" (Beverly Hills). That is, until she opened her mouth that is. Very heavy (and beautiful) Brazilian-accented English. I remember too that her butt hole was so tight that it was one of the few times in my long and storied cornholing career that I couldn't "enter" hahaha! Should have used my patented missionary anal "frango" technique LOLOLOL!

[Sperto]

What is the new name of terma Cancun. I thought it was Casablanca but that is dolce vita. Is that correct.

All wrong, mixing up centro, Copa, termas, stripclub, disco.