Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Nounce]

Mine finally was approved. Took many submissions.

At the end of the day, being in carnaval, I think it is worth it. I just got out of the police station. LOL. I remember Mr E said pretend don't know Portuguese, that is what I did.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Is darkroom in villa mimosa.

No. In Centro. Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Cobertura.

[TjBrazil]

As a follow up in fairness, darkroom said they have the vibe and I will pick it up, so good on them for the honesty. In fact, most cariocas are actually pretty honest and trustworthy, especially if you show your face repeatedly.

Is darkroom in villa mimosa.

[TjBrazil]

Spoke too soon. My shit came today: Feb 2 and good for 10 years.

Mine finally was approved. Took many submissions.

[TjBrazil]

I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).

I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).

Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!

Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.

I am 37 and white.

Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).

Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil!

What's Casablanca like. Plan on going for the first time next trip. What kind of rooms are there.

[TjBrazil]

I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).

I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).

Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!

Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.

I am 37 and white.

Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).

Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil!

Finding a non pro in Brazil is tough, congrats, but without Portuguese it's almost impossible.

[Monger Longer]

Hey, everyone. First time, long time in Rio. I'll be there for a week at the end of the month, a week after Carnival. I speak Spanish, I'm digging into Portuguese now. I'm a big fan of the German FKKs and places like HK in Tijuana where you can hang with the girls at get a vibe before you make your selection and I don't mind the built in party vibe, although that's not a necessity. I think thermas are going to be my go-to in Rio. Eden Spa and Recreio Terapias are also on my list just to switch things up, maybe MAB'S, but I'd happily take any insight from you local experts. In exchange I'll report back.

I've read that the quality at Centarus has gone down, which I'm sure will still probably still be well above what my limited local non-pro options are, and definitely better than anything at the pro US price points. But it got me thinking about the thermas I plan to visit: Centarus, 4 x4, Solarium, Monte Carlo. Honorable mention MAB'S. Do each of them have a specialty in the girls they bring in? For instance, I prefer them more natural. My understanding is that you'll find more tatted girls at 4 x4, more bolt ONS at MC, and it may or may not still be the case, but Centarus has the "best" girls, but they'll charge you for it. I don't mind paying, within reason to local market rates, of course, if I get exactly what I want. I'm on vacation. Quality of experience and convenience are my main priorities.

Are the massage places the best shot for the morning? Is the practice of charging you for a session as a part of the entry fee in the thermas a thing of the past?

I just shot a message to Vagabundo about the Whatsapp group and I'll post in the Travel Announcements thread once I get a little closer to wheels up if anyone wants to grab a beer. Thanks!

[KyivBound1986]

I was in Rio December 29 to January 23 (around a month).

I will try post a trip report over the next while (just back to work in the west. Unbelievable comedown being back and hard to get time to post a proper review).

Was in Mabs (was a few surprisingly nice women there per night), Casablanca, Dolce Vita, Thermas Solarium, Thermas Monte Carlo and Centaurus. Also was in Prive's and used Tinder and Brazil Cupid. Probably with around 30 women+ over the trip (had to use sidenafil by the end!

Few 'free' girls from Brazil Cupid and Tinder. There seems to be a fine line in rio between 'free' girls and brazzers.

I am 37 and white.

Report probably will help first time visitors to Rio as all locations basically in the tourist zones. I didn't go Centro (as it is a sketchy dump) or visit Barra / Recreio (I will next time. I have in the past).

Plenty of highlights, one being getting a BJ in Casablanca in one of the tiny crap rooms at the back of the venue and she swallowed. Another being with a girl from Brazil Cupid who was 21 (non pro) and wanted to leave dinner early as she wanted milk. Haha only in Brazil!

[BobbyBenny]

Anyone has the contact of Carla from Eden Spa? She recently quit this place and I would like to know if its still possible to meet her.

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks for this info. Now I can stop checking my email for it.

Applied Jan 3.

Approved Jan 30.

Guess it will be in hand Valentine's Day.

Spoke too soon. My shit came today: Feb 2 and good for 10 years.

[Vagabundo1]

As a follow up in fairness, darkroom said they have the vibe and I will pick it up, so good on them for the honesty. In fact, most cariocas are actually pretty honest and trustworthy, especially if you show your face repeatedly.

Darkroom, 116,202, 74.

Mundo Macacos day 1410.

Most mongers and ISG members don't post. I was with one of the few good wingmen yesterday, Dreman, who pointed out looking for good character in a group of sex tourists is probably looking in the wrong group. Anyway, Senor Dreman and I linked up in Copa yesterday. We then metrothe into centro, and went to darkroom which has good enough internet to trade options, but not really good internet as I missed some adjustments at the close which is 17 h. I had scheduled with Laura at 17 h to sit there and use the internet, which was surreal, on the 21st floor snipers view nest of centro Rio de Janeiro, with the poorest women in Rio selling their holes for 30 dollars a hour, while I worked on a laptop that cost me 10,000 reais at the 1st floor of Rio Branco 156. Anyway, I had smoked some quality ganja with my wingman in Copa, and the mix of thc and leveraged risk and pussy combined, with porn, hard brazilian porn thrown in as a added flame enhancer.

I had dosed up on generic viagra and cialis bought in centro in bulk.

So, then I got in the cabin with laura, and she was transfixed by the porn, and we DFKthe, and she blew me bare, and then I put on a condom, and we fucked for a half hour, and with my two usb powered vibes working on her clit. It was a good two fucks for 150 r so 75 r CPF (cost per fuck) with this GDP (garota do programa), plus 15 reais for 3 sparkling waters.

But she stole one of my bright pink, usb powered vibrators, which I will go back for. After that I headed over to velha havana with dreman. First we went to 116, and it was rocking, packed with super hot talent. I mean, if your thing is blonds about 5'9"who could be amber lynn's hoar cousin, and super hot asses on lean falsa magra hoars.

We went to 202, but it was dead.

Then we went to old havana, which does have good internet.

But there is always paying in cash, which always causes a 15 minute delay because the locals don't have change for 100 because the locals are scared of assault and theft. To which 3 gringos from a rich world country sit around and absolutely shit on and demean the broke POS locals who even though they are running a big coffee house and restaurant cannot even break 100 reais. For like 10.15 minutes. It; s a joke, but it is not, as this will literally consume hours and days cumulatively of your life. No. I do not have pix. No. I am not going to pay with my card becaue it will be blocked because you fks are all criminals. I don't care if you are a criminal, you are getting sucked down in this quicksand of criminality which pulls you under into a whirlpool of piranha brazilians biting on every exposed piece of flesh to take more dinheiro out of your corpse while it is still living, because that is the only thing that most cariocas and brazilians have, which is the livelihood of fucking gringos. Fucking them with their pussies, fuckign them on drinks, fuckign them on entradas, and they don't have cash.

PV118 comes flying in, and we go over to a club 74, at the address on the flier I have attached -- rua the quitanda 74.

Good talent.

But then, I go to pay, and the local sht tries to fuck me on change. Entrada is 30. I have a comanda. I drank nothing. I give him a 50. He give me 8 reais. After I protest like 6 times, he finally gives me a 20. Burn them all. It makes you want to go full on IDF genocide and start dropping 2000 pound bombs from jets without laser or other guidance, just drop the whole city, irony notwithstanding.

And it goes on, and on, and on like this.

[Vagabundo1]

Darkroom, 116,202, 74.

Mundo Macacos day 1410.

Most mongers and ISG members don't post. I was with one of the few good wingmen yesterday, Dreman, who pointed out looking for good character in a group of sex tourists is probably looking in the wrong group. Anyway, Senor Dreman and I linked up in Copa yesterday. We then metroéthe into centro, and went to darkroom which has good enough internet to trade options, but not really good internet as I missed some adjustments at the close which is 17 h. I had scheduled with Laura at 17 h to sit there and use the internet, which was surreal, on the 21st floor snipers view nest of centro Rio de Janeiro, with the poorest women in Rio selling their holes for 30 dollars a hour, while I worked on a laptop that cost me 10,000 reais at the 1st floor of Rio Branco 156. Anyway, I had smoked some quality ganja with my wingman in Copa, and the mix of thc and leveraged risk and pussy combined, with porn, hard brazilian porn thrown in as a added flame enhancer.

I had dosed up on generic viagra and cialis bought in centro in bulk.

So, then I got in the cabin with laura, and she was transfixed by the porn, and we DFKéthe, and she blew me bare, and then I put on a condom, and we fucked for a half hour, and with my two usb powered vibes working on her clit. It was a good two fucks for 150 r so 75 r CPF (cost per fuck) with this GDP (garota do programa), plus 15 reais for 3 sparkling waters.

But she stole one of my bright pink, usb powered vibrators, which I will go back for. After that I headed over to velha havana with dreman. First we went to 116, and it was rocking, packed with super hot talent. I mean, if your thing is blonds about 5'9"who could be amber lynn's hoar cousin, and super hot asses on lean falsa magra hoars.

We went to 202, but it was dead.

Then we went to old havana, which does have good internet.

But there is always paying in cash, which always causes a 15 minute delay because the locals don't have change for 100 because the locals are scared of assault and theft. To which 3 gringos from a rich world country sit around and absolutely shit on and demean the broke POS locals who even though they are running a big coffee house and restaurant cannot even break 100 reais. For like 10.15 minutes. It; s a joke, but it is not, as this will literally consume hours and days cumulatively of your life. No. I do not have pix. No. I am not going to pay with my card becaue it will be blocked because you fks are all criminals. I don't care if you are a criminal, you are getting sucked down in this quicksand of criminality which pulls you under into a whirlpool of piranha brazilians biting on every exposed piece of flesh to take more dinheiro out of your corpse while it is still living, because that is the only thing that most cariocas and brazilians have, which is the livelihood of fucking gringos. Fucking them with their pussies, fuckign them on drinks, fuckign them on entradas, and they don't have cash.

PV118 comes flying in, and we go over to a club 74, at the address on the flier I have attached -- rua the quitanda 74.

Good talent.

But then, I go to pay, and the local sht tries to fuck me on change. Entrada is 30. I have a comanda. I drank nothing. I give him a 50. He give me 8 reais. After I protest like 6 times, he finally gives me a 20. Burn them all. It makes you want to go full on IDF genocide and start dropping 2000 pound bombs from jets without laser or other guidance, just drop the whole city, irony notwithstanding.

And it goes on, and on, and on like this.

[Mr Enternational]

Applied Dec 25,2023.

Approved Jan 18,2024.

In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.

Thanks for this info. Now I can stop checking my email for it.

Applied Jan 3.

Approved Jan 30.

Guess it will be in hand Valentine's Day.

[Anaggie]

Applied Dec 25,2023.

Approved Jan 18,2024.

In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.

[Vagabundo1]

Thanks, I will make a note to check those out.

I actually met the real life Bruna surfistina at Paris cafe a while ago. It was interesting.

I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.

Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!

But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!

"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that..