Rio de Janeiro Reports

[ReachKp31]

Gentlemen,

After a break, coming back to mongering.

1. New to Rio landscape. Was in Sao Paulo pre covid and had a good time. While in Rio, Would love to have a wingman and monger together to understand the local landscape from pros. Thinking about heading to Copacabana and take a place for tonight amd plan from tomorrow.

2. Realized my subscription expired and binance isn't cooperating after verification, it doesn't allow me to buy BTC says. US IP isn't allowed. Any suggestions. I have international see. Cards if that can help pay or transfer to any of you SR members for my subscription? My Handle is my Gmail.

Thank you team.

[DoomBringer321]

What are your favorite Passport Bros youtube channels? Prepper Channels?

This is a topic that deserves its own new group / thread, etc.

I will post my links, below.

I would become a Passport Bro Youtuber, but I am the fkin SWISS NAVY Attache, and the SWISS AMBO is sick, and SWITZERLAND has tapped me to be a Swiss Ambassador for a few years. And all youtubers are poor. Except for MR BEAST and ROGAN, so maybe I should become VAGABUNDO PASSPORT BRO! Who would join that channel, haha!

https://youtu.be/Lb4QlISIIH0?si=h7dKQY14vFc6G_aJ


Marine X because this motherfer is a real Marine and you need this shit in Rio de Janeiro. You need to prep for Nuclear War. This is the best place for nuclear war because no one will nuke the capital of hoaring kunts in the world. Rio is the capital of the world and it's own planet.

When the war started in the middle east which war it does not matter it's all memories at this point, we had a chem suit because we thought that Iraq had WMD's 6 magazines were standard load out, and you had M16 (I never traded my M16 for the M4) and a side arm body armor with multiple inserts the whole nine, NVG's to see at night so after being on patrol not being able to breathe because of the mask design, with all the weight and the gear, over time shit started coming off first the chem mask, then the extras magazines people only took 2, fewer inserts on the body armor the wight takes a toll on hours of patrol the afghans use to call us mules in their language why because they woke up with sandals dried bread and an Ak's to fight us while our dumb asses were walking around with over 100 pounds worth of gear at a minimum plus you have to have the training to use that gear in an emergency, in the heat of combat most people do not know how to use the gear properly.

[MaddTraveler]

Perfect.

Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.

Love recreio.

Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.

We need to go patrol that together.

What workout do you do?

I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right!

Early am on the beach is best, lots and lots of activities, and I see why these women are all in shape, they work out a lot. There's an old guy that looks 90 yrs old jogging on the sand in speedos ea morning, he could be one of us LOL. If he can find motivation so can we, super important.

[Frisky Frank]

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[Vagabundo1]

Perfect.

Just saw hot ass negra sw at p10 quoting 100 FS covered, 50 r blowjob. Need wingman for security because it is fuck on the beach.

Love recreio.

Like a midori pornstar or monique pornstar quality negra, like vm quality, which is perfect for me.

We need to go patrol that together.

What workout do you do?

I need to do some regular workouts, but fuk, fuking on the beach is a workout, right!

Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.

[FilthyBeaver]

Got a while to hit 70 but if I lose the urge I really don't see the point in being alive. Has made retirement planning really easy.

I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.

[Turgid]

Lifting is the way.

Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.

I cannot personally testify to the foods I listed, I googled foods that increase testosterone and voila. I can personally testify to the fact that hot stunners boost my libido. Sometimes when I'm intimate with an average looker getting and maintaining an erection can be a challenge. However, if the girl is an 8 or 9 on my scale little Turgid gets erect sometimes even before clothes come off and I'm 70.

[MaddTraveler]

I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.

I will reach out by pm.

Yessir no doubt. Pm reply sent. Recreio unit in the making. Bud and I usually park in front of posto 10-12 for morning workout so I know the exact spot.

[Vagabundo1]

Cum in negra kunt 500 r 1 h.

That IS zaawaadi ana foxxxxx.

23 h.

Perla.

Av de pepe 400.

[TjBrazil]

Lifting is the way.

Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.

Lifting weights is so boring. I hate it. I might have to accept the fact that I now have the libido of a 100 year old.

[Xpartan]

Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao.

There is no lmao when dicks go soft. It's a tragedy and a travesty, and it's depressing indeed.

[KilledSoul]

Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.

Lifting is the way.

Unless someone can personally testify their testosterone increased because of some foods I refuse to believe. But I have observed myself that lifting weights does help with testosterone levels.

[Vagabundo1]

I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.

I will reach out by pm.

Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.

Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!

Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Espaol definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.

As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.

Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.

Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.

[Houston Player]

I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:

Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.

Milk and Dairy Products.

Legumes.

Dark, Leafy Greens.

Honey.

Onions.

Eggs.

Foods with Flavonoids.

Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.

[Wayne Roberts]

You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.

I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.