Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

I am glad to link up. In fact, another ISGer callsign drone is in the area at Posto 12. Quality over quantity. We few, we happy few.

I will reach out by pm.

Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.

Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!

Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Espaol definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.

As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.

Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.

Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.

[Houston Player]

I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:

Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.

Milk and Dairy Products.

Legumes.

Dark, Leafy Greens.

Honey.

Onions.

Eggs.

Foods with Flavonoids.

Absolutely the best way to increase testosterone besides these foods is lifting weights. I'm 74 and my testosterone went from just under 500 to 660 after a few months of daily weight training.

[Wayne Roberts]

You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.

I skip Vaga's posts completely now. Can't make heads or tails over what he is posting, its a weird combination of street slang, in jokes, porn references to stars only he seems to know all written in a language that I think only makes sense in his head.

[Vagabundo1]

That is my shopping list at the local feira (farmer market). Economical and healthy as fuk.

Banged anne amari 300 pernoite, finally got her to just cook some of the stuff from the feira.

I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:

Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.

Milk and Dairy Products.

Legumes.

Dark, Leafy Greens.

Honey.

Onions.

Eggs.

Foods with Flavonoids.

[Balboa]

As is the US Embassy.

https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for...ement-to-2025/

And the Brazilian government.

https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consula...or-visa-e-visa

Straight from the AA site:

[Turgid]

Yes, perfectly normal.

Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.

There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.

I just googled it. Foods that increase testosterone:

Fatty Fish and Fish Oil.

Milk and Dairy Products.

Legumes.

Dark, Leafy Greens.

Honey.

Onions.

Eggs.

Foods with Flavonoids.

[MaddTraveler]

Arrived since 3/30 and glad I didn't apply for that silly e-visa. Farewell $90 bucks for those who did.

Man I'm glad I picked an apt in Jacarepagua, close to Recreio beach. This is a growing area of Rio, very beautiful and quiet except for some constructions. Less than two weeks in and already imagined wow this is a nice area to invest while still being developed. Just a thought!

Anyhow, I must say thanks to those who report here especially Vagabundo1. This mofo is hilarious but thanks to you Recreio Terapias and Paris cafe club are my two go-to spots here being couple miles away. Quite a few garotas on photoaccompanhante nearby when I sort by distance. I even found an apt building I can walk to few blocks away with 4-5 girls working. I'm up now extra early since the sun comes up at 4 fucking Am in this mfr LOL. Glad to have met a cool neighbor that takes me to play ball on the beach, then work out. My decent Español definitely helps with learning porto. A local Uber driver calls it Portuñol, I looked it up and it is a thing LOL.

As a filthy degenerate can't wait to visit VM, I might even buy an apt next to that area. Ok kidding. I'm booked where I'm at for 2 mos, after which I may go closer to Copacabana or Centro. VagaB1 if you're offering tours I wouldn't mind do that, especially on weekends. I can pay in beers if it's something you do for fun.

Forget the haters and depressing posts talking about dicks going soft lmao. People have lost their sense of humor and don't appreciate entertaining reports. But many of us do and I write similarly usually, useful intel along with a shitload of crap and fun. I dunno why would anyone risk heart attacks or lose their shit over a fun post.

Loving Rio and its people. More detailed reports coming.

[CatBert55]

Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.

As is the US Embassy.

https://br.usembassy.gov/message-for...ement-to-2025/

And the Brazilian government.

https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consula...or-visa-e-visa

[Vagabundo1]

Thanks for the feedback.

https://www.uol.com.br/splash/notici...-de-amigos.htm

You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.

[Rio Bob]

For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?

Doesn't seem like fake news since the airlines are notifying customers.

[Vagabundo1]

Message for USA Citizens: Postponement of Brazilian Visa Requirement to 2025.

The Brazilian government postponed the visa requirement for USA Nationals for one year. On April 10,2025, the Government of Brazil will reinstate a visa requirement for all USA Nationals visiting Brazil, with an option for an e-visa for qualified applicants. This date reflects a one-year postponement announced on April 9, 2024.

I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.

[Septimius]

For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?

I purposely waited because I had a feeling it would get pushed back.

[XXL]

In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.

In it she records 5 cariocas.

From 1969 to their death.

In reverse chrono order.

Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.

The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.

You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.

The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.........

You are not only trolling the forum, you are doing so in gibberish. Go learn how to write in English instead of trolling the forum! There are some good English courses on Youtube and they're free.

[DonMoscow]

For those who have got the e-visa, what is it like? Just a PDF file with validity for 10 years?

[Vagabundo1]

I don't know what my t level is.

I guess I should test it.

I count my t by having sex with a real woman once a day, as a rule, though in the last year I have skipped days, even jerked off, which I had never done in my 10 month long trips to rio before, but selah.

As a rule though, I count fuks. Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times bare 3 holes. Yeah, I used and abused her 60 reais cost per fuk as I paid her 300.

I chased her out of bed as I fuked her in the middle of the night for fuk 4, just spread her legs, and put it in, after changing the white noise to the porn, kinky porn as always, blew a nut into her hole, forgot which one for fuk 4.

I do remember after a good 16 minute (I paused the porn there) fuk for fuk 5 I came in her ass as my bratwurst was getting a little insensitive, and I took my pleasure from her tight hole to milk my 5th load in 12 hours.

Then drained, I walked her to a bus stop, she took another bus, and I took a bus to a federal university north of maracana where I worshipped macumba in a temple with some naked negra big titted hoar who held up a host of bread, actually just some corn bread fat free from a feira dipped in her lubricating pussy juice while a passista licked her prominent clit, which the passista took from the holy vault on one side of the altar, locked away in golden glowing light, while on the cross, an x cross in the hotel itaoka 50 tons of cinza suite, the macumba priestess tied up a blond amber lynn loira, her bare pussy open from behind for me to slide my dick into, grabbing her just right fatty butt cheeks to jiggle in my hands as I received kristo carioca, then traded a bit on bean bag seats beneath the macumba temple, then went to an open air teatro to practice and learn zouk dancing with hot ass butt dancing cariocas naturally doing that dance where they shift their hips in the light of a autumn afternoon, just right, not hot, working up a sweat, then training jiu jitsu beneath the gymnasium, rolling my fat, overweight obese ass, but rolling, rolling with my knee repaired by an nfl team doctor 40 years ago, rolling with a colon surgically repaird, rolling with stiches in my forehead still stitched by some skin doctor hot assed and perfect skinned in fuk me fuk me fuk me high heels with two micro buckles, long brown leather pants, a plunging blouse revealing two big but not massive breasts. Big is not the right word. Nice, pert, hand sized, my hands, my hands yearned for those breasts as she cut the skin tag off of my forehead, and stiched the flesh, with points, stiches. She wore a white doctors coat, but not just a lab coat, it looked like a gucci white lady suit jacket as she attended patients. Her insta revealed volei athleticism, travel to noronha and floripa, and though she had a guy in her insta, she had no ring on her finger, and I favor myself to think she perhaps liked me, in any case, she gave me her number. I rolled around, not sparring, just a first day learning jiu jitsu, practicing take downs, recalling football, head up, eyes open, lock the wrist, recalling wrestling, decades before ancient by functional knees joelhoes, rage rage rage against the dying of the light dylan thomas would say. Have I already outlived dyland thomas, yes, and how do I count, I count by fuks.

Yesterday, I fuked nina deponca 5 times invaded her sleep, chased the hoar out of bed into the servant bedroom, where I ripped off her microfiber blanket, and took her again for 16 minutes, and made her make me coffee, two cups, each sweetened with honey from the feira or from sams club, the one on aryton senna near barra shopping, before I put her on a bus, whining and begging for cash, I gave her two five reais notes only, then as a last gesture of my cesar like magnanimity, I gave her another 5 reais, as I got onto a city bus to university, where my balls drained, I got numbers danced zouk, rolled jiu jitsu, and vowed to the goddess macumba to do it again another day, not any day, but the next day, and forever more, for every day until hell comes rolling out of the sea into praia abrico nudismo with some 21 year old black haired beautiful carioca woman hiking by my side, her nude clitoris in the sun, wet from my spare sperm dripping out her just fertilized ovaries, where cristllike another macumba devil child starts her life from her womb to medical school at the university of lugano on the dime of gavin newsom, that faggot.

That's pretty low man if you're talking about total T and not Free T. I've been there before and I know the feeling. Besides the lack of libido anosd urge to fuck, I was always tired and feeling depressed. It's like you lose the lust for life. It sucks ass man. I'd get on some hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life. If you don't want to go that route you can try some alternatives to boost your natural T levels. Maybe try some HCG shots and clomid? Some natural OTC test boosters might help also. I can tell you when I was at the range you're at, I could be around 100 fine ass women and not have any interest. It's the worst feeling.