Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Cane]

Bravo, said it again, and I highlighted it on the reports of distinction: the locals get the girls numbers and get the girls out of the termas.

What if you're not a local? What if you're not a local, or can't even really pretend to be one because your stay is going to be relatively short? What do you do then Vagabundo? You only have so many days, maybe you're going to go to multiple cities. Your approach is inflexible and doesn't work for everybody, including telling newbies that they should stay in Barra de Tijuca during their very first trip to Rio LOL! I haven't seen a single seasoned Brazil monger agree with you on that one. Not one. And I know one very seasoned Rio monger (to remain unnamed) who decided to try Transmerica upon your advice who wasn't, shall we say, too taken with the place. So even for a seasoned guy, it didn't work. It's almost as if you have a piece of that Transamerica building or something.

[The Cane]

As long as we are discussing acknowledgements, it would be helpful to know when the last time a contributor was in in Rio and when he will come again. If a contributor is posting daily or hourly but hasn't been in Rio for 2+ years, and isn't planning on coming for any specific date, then the reader would be well advised to have that information too.

And in the same vein of making acknowledgements, one would be well advised to acknowledge that pretty much the whole world shut down and / or slowed down from early 2020 to about right now, with international travel only really greatly opening up again in recent weeks. It made no sense to go to Germany for an FKK visit during this time because the clubs were shut down, quarantine requirements, etc. And even though it was relatively easier to go to Brazil, still clubs also closed there, line-ups suffered, etc. Not to mention that Brazil had the second worse COVID outbreak in the entire world, convincing those with concerns regarding their health that perhaps they should not go to Brazil for awhile. At least not until things looked more like normal. Yes, yes that little pandemic known as COVID-19 that slowed the world down for a couple of years! Let us acknowledge that shall we, and the real impact it has had on the ability / willingness to travel abroad. Believe it or not, but some guys think that some things (like their health), are more important than traveling abroad to go bareback with a prostitute. And lastly, I'm not obligated to explain to anyone why I will choose one over the other (Brazil or Germany) and exactly when I will travel in 2022. That's my personal business / decision alone to make.

[Turgid]

Trying Brasil. Can you tell me the different between the termas in Rio & the boates in Sao Paulo? Debate if I should go there next or Buenos Aires. Thanks.

Is there a resurgence in Buenos Aires? I remember the years between 2000 and 2010 when my choice was Rio or BA and Buenos Aires won hands down. Then the decline happened.

[Vagabundo1]

Everyone recently has said Centaurus is to be avoided.

While you're in Copa on your way to Ipanema, try Centaurus on Rua Canning.

While you're in Centro checking out 4 x4, try 65 on Rua Rosario, or the wiskeira around the corner on 64 Rua do Carmo (forgot whether its Cancun, Tropical or whatever its called now).

In Lagoa, try Solarium on J. J. Seabra.

Try these out and keep us informed. I will look for your reports.

[Vagabundo1]

It is variations on the same theme, but the three posts were in different context.

Getting overcharged $63 reais is a symptom of a bigger problem, getting overcharged for bad sex at 4 x 4.

I've been out with some wingmen who shall remain anonymous who get overcharged because they don't follow the advice I've given. The worst case is a ISG member who paid like $1500 reais for a dupla with two girls in the sultao suite, and then, while I am walking through 4 x 4, the door swings open, I see my battle buddy, who practically has steam coming out of his prematurely bald head, and he is like, "we are leaving, now." So I get dressed and leave with my friend. It turns out that he repeated with girl A, a very white thin girl, and girl be, a morena. Halfway through a 1.5 hour dupla in the luxury suite, Girl A goes into a coma, and the steam from the hot tub and the lack of air conditioning or something causes our hero to have wood problems. So now I am out on the streets of Rio with a wingman who insists on wearing Nascar shirts, complaining about a bad experience in repeating with Girl A who he had fucked the night before. My analysis is this: he could have gotten Girl A back to his apartment very easily. He did her the night before in 4 x 4. He has her number. Why repeat? It is some kind of tunnel vision. Once you get into 4 x 4 and a girl grabs your dick, rational thought leaves your brain. I understand. I feel the same emotions. So now this ISG member complains the whole uber ride back to Barra that Girl A cheated him out of a over and hour of sex, and the whole time I am thinking, and saying, I told you to get the girl out of the terma, so don't blame me. You had the number. Then a few weeks later, the same ISG member does get girl be over to his apartment on a Sunday. It is apparently a good pernoite. But then he goes straight back to 4 x4 and pays for another 1.5 or 2 hour session there with girl be. It is the night before he gets on a plane. That's just straight up retarded. You have the girls number, you got the girl over to your apartment, and you don't even have the game to say, skip work, come over I will make it worth your while; at my apartment you get 100% of the money, at 4 x 4 you get 50%.

So, yes, my point bears repeating, and explaining in various cases.

One of the smartest, if not the smartest, of our fellow contributors, Bravo, said it again, and I highlighted it on the reports of distinction: the locals get the girls numbers and get the girls out of the termas.

The $63 reais overcharge is just the tip of the iceberg, a unjust parking ticket that stands for an entire body of unjust enrichment cases in which the dumb gringo short time monger is the victim of being ripped off for bad sex in the termas, which in many cases, he is ashamed of so he never vents and discusses the session.

Everyone heard you the first time and second time you mentioned it. A 4 x 4 bartender tried to hustle you for $11.

[Vagabundo1]

When was your last trip to Brazil?

As for acknowledgements in our posts, I think readers should take account of when the contributor has last had boots on the ground in the area of operations. You are saying the next (possible) trip you can take to Brazil is May of 2022 but you can't do both Germany and Brazil, again, why?

Now I'm thinking I should choose Brazil! But when? It will have to be either during my summer months (their winter) or late 2022 (weather will be better down there then but have to wait a long time). What should I do men? Brazil or Germany (can't do both)? Summer or late fall / winter?

[Vagabundo1]

As long as we are discussing acknowledgements, it would be helpful to know when the last time a contributor was in in Rio and when he will come again. If a contributor is posting daily or hourly but hasn't been in Rio for 2+ years, and isn't planning on coming for any specific date, then the reader would be well advised to have that information too.

As for the termas, the reality is that the girls prefer to become freelancers so they can choose who to fuck as soon as possible.

The prives have girls who are as good as the termas. For morenas, I can think of at least 3 morenas who are as good as termas just off the top of my head in the last few weeks.

[BeenBob]

Plan to try RJ massage tomorrow rjmassagem.com.br & will report back. Besides massage, 4 x 4, Monte Carlo, any other places to experience Rio?

While you're in Copa on your way to Ipanema, try Centaurus on Rua Canning.

While you're in Centro checking out 4 x4, try 65 on Rua Rosario, or the wiskeira around the corner on 64 Rua do Carmo (forgot whether its Cancun, Tropical or whatever its called now).

In Lagoa, try Solarium on J. J. Seabra.

Try these out and keep us informed. I will look for your reports.

[The Cane]

I am playing a different game, or at least over the last 1.5 years due to my particular circumstances, my game has been that of a long term rio resident rather than a 1 or 3 week tourist.

I just wish you would acknowledge this more often when giving advice about what to do, especially when newbies are involved. You rarely ever do, and it makes a very, very big difference Vagabundo. And you know this. Now, my perspective is that of a tourist who has about 3 weeks max to do my bidding. Most of the guys will have less time than that. And no way am I about to spend my time taking down names and numbers for meet-ups later. No, I'm hitting Sampa and Rio (and maybe one other), and brother I'm trying to butt fuck as many hot brancas and morenas as I can along the way! I'm getting both that buceta and that cuzinha now. I have to realize that I may never see her again in my entire life. I got 3 weeks and soon moving on to the next town. So if I want her, then I better fuck her right now! No one way is necessarily the "right" way. That depends on one's particular personal circumstances, as you say, and individual needs / wants. I hope that one day I will have more than 3 weeks. It's definitely possible in the future. In the meantime, I do how I do. And you as somebody who lives there do how you do. No need for conflict over that. I respect your choices. I would do more of the same if I lived there. And guys remember. If I'm getting that pink booty hole 70% of the time? Number 1 I could be getting it even more than that in Brazil if I wanted to. And number 2, I'm getting that pussy 100% of the time! OK? LOLOLOL!

[Vagabundo1]

The overcharge occurred on the only time I ordered drinks, so my sample size is small. It's not so much the money, obviously, but establishing respect. I've seen guys go into 4 x 4 the last few weeks who fall asleep on the couch drunk, or do a 1.5 hour dupla and throw it on their card, and then come raging out after some bad experience. The only time I have actually sessioned in a terma is in Paris a few month ago when stargazer was in town and having a drunk girl almost puke on your dick is not attractive, though out of the club she was great.

In any case, it is always better to get the girl back to your place. It takes some more work and language skill. But 4 pops over 12 hours, smoking ganja at the pool or beach, is always better than 30 or 90 minutes in the terma.

I am playing a different game, or at least over the last 1.5 years due to my particular circumstances, my game has been that of a long term rio resident rather than a 1 or 3 week tourist.

In any case, I write this having had Nina deponca over for 2 pops for 250 r, and one of those tier 1 terma girls is asking to come over.

[Anaggie]

On my last trip to 4 x4, the tab included one drink that I did not order. Only reason I caught it is because it wasn't what I was drinking or ordering for the girls. I was drinking beer and the girls were drinking gin tropical. I think this was a margarita or pina colada. Talked to the receptionist up front and it was taken care of ASAP. The bartender even came to me and apologized for accidental charging my tab when it was meant for another person. I don't see it as someone tried to rip me off. I see it as a honest mistake someone makes while the working and they get busy. No biggie.

[The Cane]

I bought a girl one beer at 4 x 4 for 21 reais. They tried to charge me 84 reais for a bucket. Moral of the story is never buy drinks at 4 x 4. Just get numbers. In fact, avoid 4 x 4. Go to prives for 90% of your providers. 4 x 4 is to be avoided for the thief bartenders. I had to get them to change the bill. A drunk customer would get screwed.

On the positive side it was good to meet pv118.

Sorry for your troubles, but I have never been ripped off at 4 x 4 in that way (or in any other way for that matter). Could be a sign of desperate times, but the place is legendary and a "must-see" terma in Rio. For this reason, I could never in good faith advise somebody not to go there and spend money, or to go light on the termas in general in favor of the prives. The termas have hotter tutes on average per my personal tastes. And I shall return! Including to Quatro por Quatro. And I will session and buy drinks too (Skol and Amarula). I recommend others who have not been to do so as well. Go and decide for yourself what works best for you. Each man must determine that for himself. Don't make a decision around this based on what another man says (including me). This is personal! But I say try it! Because you're probably going to like it! You can potentially be ripped off anywhere. But anybody in the know will acknowledge that Quatro por Quatro doesn't have a rep for ripping patrons off. If it did, the place would not hold the stature that it does as a top mongering destination in the world. Enough said.

[WyattEarp]

Otherwise, I would say this:

Never buy drinks at 4 x 4.

Never session at 4 x 4.

I relented and bought a drink (one beer for 21 reais, a heneken). I would rather put the funds into 3 liters of aqua de coco at mundial.

But the main point is that 4 x4 tried to charge me for a bucket of drinks, or 84 reais.

I raised my voice at the exit, and told them point blank don't steal from me.

So, don't session at 4 x 4. (see Bravo's report of distinction).

Don't buy drinks at 4 x 4.

Everyone heard you the first time and second time you mentioned it. A 4 x 4 bartender tried to hustle you for $11.

[Vagabundo1]

Your other set of 4 pictures was of an woman I find attractive.

This photo on the other hand, I don't find attractive as the lips look like they are botoxed.

But that other 4 pics was good, I'd like to see more of her.

Dom Vagabundo, look at this photo. I love this photo of "Charlotte Gaucha" so. That loira hair. Those long, pretty eyelashes. Those pouty lips. Those full milk jugs. That plump, round bunda. It all gins up great lust in my dark heart, and makes me question my judgment when I said I wanted my next overseas trip to be to Germany versus Brazil. I resumed domestic travel this year, and would like to travel internationally again in 2022. Where to, I still have not decided yet. But, with hot Brazilian tutes like Charlotte on offer, and with a 5 to 1 exchange rate, going to Brazil would be more like fucking like Suleimain the Magnificent versus Ben Franklin! We shall see.

[Vagabundo1]

Thanks, very helpful.

Are you asking to get card for this?

I walked up to one of the bike stations and scand the QR code to download the app. Registered an account using the app with my passport. Selected a region (Sao Paulo, Rio...), plan (monthly, weekly...) and paid. Then you can use the app to unlock the bike using the QR code on the bike.

The e bike is fun to ride, it gives you a boost. Be careful riding on the tile paved sidewalk. If you don't keep the bike vertical, it has a tendency to slip.