Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Here in Rio, I had a regular negra over for a few hours yesterday, we fucked 3 times and I paid her 200 reais at my place at Barra P8, plus uber, plus 200 in ifood so CPF (cost per fuck) was about 100 r or 150 counting food. (xpost, Rio de Janeiro). I won't bore you with the details, but on my macbook pro M1 I played 4 different porno scenes, including kira noir getting dommed in a severefilms piece from kink.com my ATF site I actually pay for, and Noemie Bilas, speaking of negras, as I chatted up that negra at AVN, and she says her blood lines come from africa directly where her father was a US Marine, which I tried (unsuccessfully) to fake and make my approach, but the negra hoar said she already had friends, but here in Rio I was fucking as 21 year old negra for the 3 d time, and she tolerated all the simultaneous porno on my screen including mulatta kira noir getting spanked by a blond, which reaches deep into my pysch as I am sure that in a just world 50 years ago my german mother would and should have been serving me up the mulatta girls as sex toys, something ideally like Annette Schwartz bringing me perhaps a young Midori or monique or some such perversion, but we lived in a good Lutheran Catholic idyll, there in Lugano, Switzerland and Basel, Switzerland, my father having been a Lieutenant Colonel in the Swiss Navy Air Force, though just a finance officer, and my mother having been a nun, like Julie Andrews trekking from Austria. Such are the power of repeatedly watching films on our brains.

In terms of the literature of our profession, the profession of hoaring, there are these great books, one of which I carry with me:

Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray -- set in Bahia, middle class tax collector leaves his family at age of 50 calling them "serpents" and lives his life to 61 in the hoarhouses of Salvador until he dies and his 4 real friends steal his body, and bury him at sea eating a Moqueca, when his body is carried out to sea on a wave, the corporal having lead the procession in a patrol against marijuana smokers whom are outsmarted through an alliance with bus drivers.

FIM, by Torres, Fernanda. 5 friends in the period of 1969 and the two decades afterwards live their best lives as hoarmongers (though most of the sex is with non pros, it is a good depiction of the Rio culture).

Always a good report, and makes me want to go to Salvador. I will make a mental note to check this thread and to go find this girl, as your reports in 2013 of some good girls at Annes Massagems and the other Prive out in the same building as the auto body shop tigressa tijuca were a great guide to some good girls that I did duplas with.

I have a contact who lives in Brazil and who does a split each year of half the year in Porto Allegre and the other half in Bahia, a city near Salvador. This seems to be a good lifestyle.

I have been talking to a local contact here who is smart and well educated and who regularly gets gringoéthe. He visited Porto Alegre (POA), and he says he likes it more than Rio for the quality of the women, many from bloodlines from Germany and Italy in the big waves of immigration, 1898, post WW1, post WW2.

In theory, in Rio de Janeiro, there are many places like Leblon and Barra which are more like Rio Grande do Sul in the quality of the women, the education, the sophistication; and in Rio there are many places that are like Salvador -- zona norte, Niteroi, VM, to find the negra asses. So, this is why I stay in this megacity of 12 million souls. It is a pretty good öne and done" destination. But I need to get up to Salvador and down to POA this year to get acclimated to the full rainbow of Brazilian culture in this great country.

I would bet it much easier to just blend in to a semi permanent life in Brazil in less bureaucratic Bahia than in POA which is whiter, more Germanic, more organized, more fascistic, more nazi. Brazil a diplomat once told me is best lived in its states, like Londrina and Curitiba in Parana; in POA in Rio Grande do Sul; in Salvador, Bahia;.

Thanks for the report, a instant report of distinction as often. I believe that you are our best regular all time poster, and I nominate you for some kind of lifetime achievement reward, along with our evil saints, Bubba Boy, etc, like evilangel.com, our patron saints of Jazz Duro (who used to shoot some great boy girl porn before getting wifed up with Monica Santiago, who is too fucking old to be doing porn), John Stagliano, and Joey Silvera, all buttmen in their heyday, and if you can believe it, MamboPerv, who is the best living and current director of the great asses of Brazil, even now out at Praia Abrico and Praia Reserva and Barra Posto 1 if you see his most recent stuff.

I'm enjoying Salvador right now. The capital of black asses. I don't have much to add that I didn't report one year ago and I dislike to repeat myself.

Edificio Castro Alves, Rua Carlos Gomes 103. When I passed by today at 9. 30 AM there were only prives open on the first and third floor.

Third floor: A bunch of girls, the majority with too large asses. There was a cute girl with round natural tits who charged 25 reais. She only did CBJ so I left.

First floor: The girls here cost more, 70 reais /30 minutes, CBJ. Here I found a gem. Brenda, 19 years, mulatta, very beautiful, slim, petite and very sweet. She does have one kid but her tits are still superb. Considering being so slim her breast were quite large, firm and perky. A very pretty, tight and shaved pussy. Her ass was unreal. A small, round, perfectly shaped bubblebutt. It couldn't have been better. I couldn't stop kissing her ass. She performed great with lots of enthusiasm. It was a great sensation to take her doggystyle. I paid her 50 reais extra for BBBJ (normally I never session with a girl that doesn't include BBBJ, but this girl was an exception). Her BJ skills were exceptional and she finished with BBBJCIM finishing every drop. I asked how she had learned how to suck like that and she told me still sucks on her thumb.

The downside were the rooms. They had no ventilators working. It was like fucking in a sauna and I was soaked in sweat after a couple of minutes. She told me they had one room with a working ventilator but the lamp didn't work. We changed to that rooms and used our mobile phones for getting light. The second downside were the bathroom in the hall. The shower wasn't working. Instead there were a bunch of buckets with water. Very primitive. Still I left with a big smile.

I told Brenda I thought it was strange that such a astonishing girl worked in a crappy priv. She said many clients had told her that and she might start working somewhere else.

[Vagabundo1]

The play as I had done with another monger, is to GET THE GIRL OUT OF THE TERMA to your room, for an overnight with her friend for my friend, a good wingman from sweden who I should look forward to hanging out with again when and if he comes to town, you know who you are PM me or post here. I had some good times for days on end with Melissa at the beach and her friend for my friend, there in Copa at my buddie's hotel.

Yeah.

Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.

Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah.

Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.

Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.

The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got handled pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.

[Nounce]

...and I did Melissa pernoite, but she never gave it bare. Pretty girl, but I didn't realize it was CBJ. ....

The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got handled pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.

[Turgid]

Similar to you, I've travelled a lot over the past 20+ years and I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. Picked up steam 2014-2018 and then the destination of choice 2018-2023. It's now become overrun with Passport Bros, Digital Nomads, and retired mongers to the extent that it's drawing heightened criminal activity, local scorn (due to gentrification / rising prices), and most importantly. Pussy inflation LOL. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.

Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it and while many of us will still go for favoritas, it is no longer the first choice for me.

I am fairly confident that Rio will move up the ranks, but do acknowledge that the long flight, need for a visa (in April now? And higher cost overall (flight, lodging, chicas) will put off many.

True. Five years ago I would have jumped on a plane and head to Medellin, no question. Now I'm having great difficulty in deciding whether my next trip should be Medellin or Tijuana.

[Vagabundo1]

I think that's a very interesting data point from our most prolific poster.

I think by contrast in Rio that there is a lot of petty cell phone theft (have a wrist or neck leash for your phone). And I think that there is alot of drama around security. But I think in Barra and Zona Sul, there is a relative safety bubble. So, is the juice worth the squeeze?

If you're in Atlanta or San Antonio or San Diego or Oakland and you try to go get a prostitute, the risk is you end up in jail, right? And you get a skank and you pay $200 dollars or $1000 for a porn star, for covered BJ and sex. You could go to Tijuana, but that is getting really dangerous. The best I ever did in Tijuana was to go to the Brazilian churascuria and find a real brazilian mulatta MILF and did her for months BBFS and it was good, very good, to be speaking portoguese and fucking a real brazilian in her 20's.

Everything is relative risk / reward, and like the stock market and options market, it changes day by day and hour by hour. But in terms of risk and reward, I see mongers coming from Medellin to Rio and signing (stupidly) 1 year leases on overpriced apartments on the beach out of hubris when they have no money in reserve and their cash flow statements on a monthly basis are under pressure from psycho wives hiding new husbands while their kids are raised by a dude whom they don't know about for 2 years. But those dudes are fleeing Medellin probably because of real lethality, whereas in Rio, the violence is mitigated by a lot of security jiu jitsu which is actually fairly effective.

OK, so what that means in practice is live in Barra, or if in Zona Sul, live in Botafogo or Leblon, close to the metro. Thankfully, all the carnival bullshit is over in less than a month and then there will be 9 months of more favorable economics for the long term gringo resident of Rio.

Now, that said, I have been having this conversation. I talk to some friends who live in Rio full time, who take all the language classes, who have solid professional qualifications and military backgrounds, but who are getting gringoéthe by the locals. For example, just this past Friday a cat tells me that he is out with a local girl, buys her dinner at Guacamole, ubers her to some friend's event, and comes home at 5 AM, and she doesn't want to fuck. I'm like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That's 500 reais in dinner and transporte, and she doesn't want to fuck. And this is a smart guy I respect. But he, and I concur, thinks it is better in cities other than Rio, like, especially Porto Allegre. It's for this reason that I also think Recreio is better, but we shall see. I don't want to make the mistake of talking up Recreio, only to see a bunch of idiot gringos ruin the place. I don't have all the answers, but I have some data and I try to report what I see.

A couple of days ago the authorities said there were 48 foreigners killed in Medellin last year alone.

[Vagabundo1]

Melissa, yeah, I was there with you, and I did Melissa pernoite, but she never gave it bare. Pretty girl, but I didn't realize it was CBJ. Paris I get gringo the too. However, you should try recreio terapias.

The local Brazilians hate and love the Americans. They hate that the Americans have more money, and they love the Americans money, so they give you bad service out of hate to take your money. How does that change? Repeating, maybe. Wearing a Vasco shirt helps.

Game knows game, and I know I am not the best. One other monger who has good game, Senor Chege, uses seeking a lot, with success.

I remember this place. I went with the flow, then got a CBJ in the room. LOL.

[Vagabundo1]

Paris is a swingers club only on Saturdays.

Saturdays there are two parts of the club, a terma, and the swing club. Saturdays in my experience the best talent is there for the terma.

Recreio Terapias is a FS establishment, and the talent is the best IMHO for morenas and loiras, though Centro termas remain my favorite for all skin colors, which of course Vagabundo prefers as has been often noted he believes that once you go black you never go back.

Recreio is a district on the rise, like Moema a decade or two ago.

I concur not interested in swingers' clubs. However, based on what you posted Paris Cafe is a Swinger Club only on Saturday 27/01 through a promoted event by promoter Elias Pontes.

Other days it is a regular Therma. Unless it has a special promoted event. See IG: Pariscafeoficial or Pariscafe.original



Is this a FS establishment or HJ only or Regular Massage only? How does it work?

[Nounce]

... scamming of gringos, all of which seems to have gotten far worse than in years before. ....

It seems that those that deal with gringos are all very short sighted business wise. I took this picture at the MDE airport a few months ago. They roped these luggage carts to prevent people taking it without paying. I asked to see what was going on. The man told me it costed 3 USD, or it could be 1 USD. I don't remember. Well, no one is paying 3 USD to use the cart that day, that is for sure. Let's put this in context and compare it to GRU or EZE that are much bigger and far better airport that offer the carts for FREE.

I reported one restaurant in Medellin thread that gave me a choice of how much tip to pay, the max amount is 18%. I doubt they did it to locals. They lost my business forever considering that I went with friends to that same restaurant several times.

Some restaurants asked very high price for some dishes that is more than what we will pay in Michelin star restaurants in BA or SP.

Even the local bakery in El Poblado that I went to frequently now offers Americano and espresso. I was surprised so I ordered Americano. But it was the same coffee in the paper cup that I had before. LOL.

Most of the girls that I have dealt with are similarly short sighted. One is a terrific fuck but she lied constantly. LOL. She would tell me excuses that she had to leave in the middle of the sex, not before or after. Now I told her beforehand on every date that she should not come if she was going to tell me she has to leave during sex. I don't want to keep them longer. I just don't want them to tell me during sex. The last time I saw her, I forgot, then she pulled the same thing. She also told me the Uber could not break her 100 mil bill and asked me for small bills to pay the Uber. The next time I told her directly to stay longer just to prevent her from telling me that she had to leave. She told me I had to pay her more. And the rate I paid her was only for one hour. So the truth is that she had been indirectly telling me the hour is up during sex. Now she is begging me to have a date with her because she needs money to pay her rent.

Many would try to ask for more money when they really have no money and in no position to bargain. How do I know? Because they had no money to pay Uber after they arrived at my apartment.

Some would just not showed up for date without notice. The most common excuse is that they lost their phone. Recently I had one doing it again but she was telling the truth and I liked this girl actually. She behaved differently because she contacted me on Facebook using borrowed phone. She came but I called her Uber home and was going to deduct from her pay. She started crying saying that she lost her phone and did not have money and I was not helping her. LOL. I told her the next time that I don't want to deal with her issue like this again. She was good and kept her word. She did not bother me the next time. She installed Facebook lite on my phone and logged into her account to contact whoever was arranging her ride for her and went home without my help at all. Her rate was 350 when I first met her. But she eventually agreed to 250. Then she negated on the BBBJ and I had to pay her 50 more to get BBBJ during sex because the messages of our agreement had disappeared. The reason I keep seeing her is that in a way she kept her words and delivered. This one has a best friend that I had trio with for 400 a couple of times. It was kind of weird that her friend was very sexy but does not seem to have her own identity. It's like she has no name and just there to entertain.

Well, I could not sleep so here you go.

[Nounce]

I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's ...

I remember this place. I went with the flow, then got a CBJ in the room. LOL.

[UniversalX]

I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's website (Seduction club) and it appears to be swinger's club. If so count me out. I am only interested in girls and I never share unless it is with another girl.

The Seduction Club is an event held at Paris Cafe and is exclusive to couples and singles,........ "
Saturday 27/01 from 10 pm to 4 am.

I concur not interested in swingers' clubs. However, based on what you posted Paris Cafe is a Swinger Club only on Saturday 27/01 through a promoted event by promoter Elias Pontes.

Other days it is a regular Therma. Unless it has a special promoted event. See IG: Pariscafeoficial or Pariscafe.original

Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.

I have attached pics of the girls available on any given Saturday at Recreio Terapias.

https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/contato/

250 r 1 h, 200 r meio hora.

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

Telefone: [Deleted by Admin]

Horrio de funcionamento.

Segunda Sexta: 09 h as 21 h.

Sbado: 11 h as 19 h.

Is this a FS establishment or HJ only or Regular Massage only? How does it work?

[Axel Heyst]

I took a closer look at Paris Cafe's website (Seduction club) and it appears to be swinger's club. If so count me out. I am only interested in girls and I never share unless it is with another girl.

"Dear Beginner Couple, welcome to the website of the Seduction Club, here who speaks to you is the promoter Elias Pontes, read the entire text calmly and carefully, because I prepared it with great care for you. The Rules of Swing in the Rules Menu.

The Seduction Club is an event held at Paris Café and is exclusive to couples and singles, that is, men only enter accompanied by women. ".

"The Seduction Club is your best option for a Liberal Ballad. The ideal place for couples and singles to get to know each other, dance and maybe something else.

Saturday 27/01 from 10 pm to 4 am.

Nightclub from the Rooftop, tocandthe all rhythms.

Pole Dance for'them to danceon the floor.

Male and Female Stripper Show in which they interact with the Couples.

Glory Hole, Darkroom and Suites released for Couples to interact or simply watch.

American Bar.

Liberal Pool Released.

Smoking Area.

Presence of Beautiful & Sexy Couples.

Exclusive for Couples and Singles" ?

[Axel Heyst]

I think this is a very interesting report. It sounds like this neighborhood: west of the Praia the Reserva and south of Av das Americas has potential and is worth checking out. Thanks for posting, Vagabundo. It has perked my interest.

So, what is the story with Paris Cafe (clubedaseducao). It is obviously not like Paris 6, the restaurant. KKK. Is Paris Cafe (clubedaseducao) a boate-esque nightclub with FL girls? Or are the girls that one finds at this place a more mixed variety as with some girls are there with dates, some are amateurs, and a few are pros?

Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.

Paris Cafe.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/57asRbPPZU37nWdG8

https://www.clubedaseducao.net/

There is also Master Club.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/R9Rd41juk1BEA1GF6

[Vagabundo1]

Recreio Terapias is open on Saturdays. This place has girls more like whiter and higher quality SP clinicas. Vagabundo has gone here and the quality is really good. If you are a Brazil monger who comes to Rio and SP and often splits time between, but prefer the SP higher quality girls, then I suggest booking a airbnb near this address. Paris Cafe is easy walk, and so is Praia Abrico nude beach (half nude, and unfortunately mainly gay, but many hetero porn directors shoot there now, and half the beach is clothed). On the easy hike to Abrico there are many good little beaches like Praihina or unamed spots where the almost all locals fumar e fuder.

I have attached pics of the girls available on any given Saturday at Recreio Terapias.

https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/contato/

250 r 1 h, 200 r meio hora.

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

Telefone: [Deleted by Admin]

Horário de funcionamento.

Segunda à Sexta: 09 h as 21 h.

Sábado: 11 h as 19 h.

Paris Cafe.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/57asRbPPZU37nWdG8

https://www.clubedaseducao.net/

There is also Master Club.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/R9Rd41juk1BEA1GF6

The best place to live in Rio and Brazil, IMHO, is near Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400. But I believe that it is possible to find a awesome apartment for much less in Recreio, and then to use the money saved for ubers to Perola Negra. The bus on Ave Das Americas is the luxury bus that goes straight to centro, rua san jose 35. This is the area where the jiu jitsu king of Brazil and the musical prince of Brazil live. It is all local, and one must have good language and cultural skills to make it, or even to get good service in the prive and the terma.

But it is worth it to learn those skills IMHO.

I suggest that any Rio monger who is in Rio for a week or more should spend a day in Recreio, and make Recreio Terapias a checkpoint, along with Paris, and for food eat at Na Brasa Columbia or Casuarina. These are on Av Glauco Gil, on the 315 bus line from Central, or easy to walk from Av das Americas where the luxury bus goes. The luxury bus station in Centro is Rua San Jose 35.

[Mr Enternational]

I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.

Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it

A couple of days ago the authorities said there were 48 foreigners killed in Medellin last year alone.