Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Spidy]

Of course the time limit still applies. You don't get to waltz into a country and stay forever simply because you don't have to go through a formal visa process. When I entered the country last week the lady verbalized and wrote in my passport, "I am going to give you 90 days." . . .

That was awfully magnanimous of the Customs Officer to give you 90 days, considering that's the default initial tourist maximum (unless later extended another 90 days).

I'm I missing something, as to why she had to explicitly stated the 90 days to you? Could they have given you less than the 90 days?

"The penalty of overstaying a tourist visa in Brazil is eight reais a day (the maximum is 800 reais). Visitors can either pay the fine when the leave Brazil or when they return. It is not possible to re enter Brazil is the penalty is not paid. You would also not be
able to return to Brazil for six months."

On the other hand, $800? Not really a big deal if there are no consequences other than a 6-month ban.

Yep, neither penalty, isn't much of a deterrent to discourage any would be Carioca infidels, from overstaying their welcome.

Are there stiffer penalties that one might face or be applied, depending upon how egregious my illegal overstay might be?

[Mimic86]

Go to Asha in barra. The hottest girls are there. Straight 10's. And a fuck fest in the back rooms. Highly recommend.

There are plenty of swing clubs which are similar. Club Mix Bar is in Praca Xv.

As I've written about, if you go further down the coast in this area, you will find Marambaia Pousada and Cafe, which are excellent.

It is not for everyone. You would have to go with a girl who likes to go to a nude beach, and who likes to swing. The couple we picked up too were a guy who works for a pharma company, Cimed, so I felt like they were fairly safe. Seka was a hot fuck. I drilled her for like 3 hours. At one point she took my dick and put it up her ass to finish. It's 3 days later, and I am still in the afterglow, haha. Plus I sprained my ankle somehow, haha.

[WyattEarp]

She doesn't drink but we were enjoying our time, and more hotties showed up, at some point I felt tempted to consider an upgrade, but I'm glad I didn't. How do you all react to picking a girl to later see others come up that look better?

We've all been there. A hotter girl walks by and you immediately have a brief feeling of monger's remorse.

This is why I think establishing the vibe with a girl is so important. When I feel that positive vibe, I am usually locked-in as the performance usually matches the vibe. This sounds like a silly notion, but for me a 7 or 8 with personality and spunk almost always surpasses a hotter girl at the termas.

Question for you EB. You said when you arrived at 8:30 there were about 25 girls with no more than two 7.5's. How many 8 or 9's did you see later?

Given your time of arrival, I would say those hotter girls were likely busy upstairs with clients. Sometimes if they don't see a lot of guys doing sessions, they will wander around the club having their hair combed, doing make-up, etc. That's why I like to arrive before 6 pm. Of course, when you select a girl and when you session require some strategy.

[WyattEarp]

To me it seems to be common sense, but maybe it is not. Is it really right to hang out at a cleaning company socializing with the employees all day then expect the boss would not have a problem if they come clean for you as soon as their shift is done? Have some tact and discretion people.

Glad you said it Mr E. I've seen foreign guys openly and loudly asking for digits at the termas. For fuck's sake, whisper in the girl's ear. Don't be pushing your phone in front of the girls.

It's obviously easier to get contact info back in the rooms with a girl who provides good service.

[Yossarian]

Also have to be careful of whether your company's WFH policy applies internationally. There are big tax implications of having an employee work outside the country. Most companies don't allow this. And most tech companies have an easy way of finding out.

This is very true. Same with the big banks. If you are going do this you need to set up a VPN to a thin client in the states and log into your work from that thin client. Also, use Google Fi to make and receive phone calls.

[Mr Enternational]

Somebody stop me, because I can not stop myself!

[Mr Enternational]

She was telling the truth. If the door man is watching and decides to snitch, the girl can get hit with a fine because the club didn't get their cut. Many nights, I had to wait around the corner and then jump into a cab.

To me it seems to be common sense, but maybe it is not. Is it really right to hang out at a cleaning company socializing with the employees all day then expect the boss would not have a problem if they come clean for you as soon as their shift is done? Have some tact and discretion people.

[Bravo]

Now, we talked about a proposal, and my plan was to take her back to my hotel. We settled for 500.00 Reals for pernoite, but her shift was not over until midnight. I felt tempted to look into taking her out earlier, but held my ground. She was released at 11 pm anyways. She was a little worried about management seeing her leave with a client, so I waited for her a little down the street from the 4 X4 doors. She said she might get a multa if they find out.

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She was telling the truth. If the door man is watching and decides to snitch, the girl can get hit with a fine because the club didn't get their cut. Many nights, I had to wait around the corner and then jump into a cab.

[EverythingBlue]

So Sunday I only fucked an online girl, then came to the hotel with intentions of hitting the top floor bar and going from there, but it was raining so the bar closed early. I ended up calling it an early night, which was fine. My plan was to hit a Prive or two on Monday.

Yesterday I checked my to do list, and picked Dudas Massagens, they have a list of girls online. I cross referenced with GPArena, and picked a girl named Beatriz. I sent a WhatsApp to them, they replied and I said I'm on my way. When I arrived to 156 Rio Branco I saw a set of elevators that require access by scanning a card. The guy managing the area was friendly, I showed him the sala I was going to, 3320 and with his little English directed me to check in at a set of registration windows, where they took my passport to give me a visitors card. Then a nice lady walked me to the elevator, and told me to take one to the 32 floor, then get off and take the next one to the 33rd floor, she also spoke a little English. Super friendly people here.

I got to the Prive, entered a room where the lady handling the appointments is, and asked for Beatriz. It turns out this girl stays busy, and was only available for 30 min, which I accepted. I paid 90.00 Reals, LOL. Then was shown to another room, with a shower and a bed, it was clean enough and got a bagged towel. I got undressed and rinsed while Beatriz showed up. Then, a Loira about 1.75 m tall walked in, big butt and nice tits, pretty face. She said she's 27 years old. She had a baby scar, but man she is still banging. Her BBBJ was perfect, then put her pussy on my face and OMG it was delicious, she appeared to have an orgasm there. She put the cover on and we fucked in many positions, until she came again, and then I finished while grabbing that big ass.

Amazing value, I would repeat with Beatriz preferably for an hour. I walked around the area to familiarize myself. With time I feel I would enjoy visiting the surroundings, I can tell there are a lot of hidden gems here, many cuties walking around.

At night I headed to Termas 4 X 4. I wasn't convinced about going, but Señor Vagabundo suggested it might be good since at this time of the month Brazilians haven't been paid yet and it might be easier to pick a girl. So I arrived around 8:30 pm. The bottom floor where the whiskeria is was empty, I headed upstairs and got checked in. I opted not to wear a robe, then entered the small termas area. I counted about 25 girls and about as many guys, if not mire. Quality wise it was low, only about 1 or 2 girls I would do, they were 7. 5 in my book, and both busy. A couple of girls approached me and we had little talks, but I decided to wait.

More quality started showing up, then this spinner type girl with a fit body and nice round ass showed up, stood in front of my table showing me the goodies, then walked away. She came back around and did the same, so I grabbed her to talk. We had good chemistry, even with my limited Porto. She doesn't drink but we were enjoying our time, and more hotties showed up, at some point I felt tempted to consider an upgrade, but I'm glad I didn't. How do you all react to picking a girl to later see others come up that look better?

Now, we talked about a proposal, and my plan was to take her back to my hotel. We settled for 500.00 Reals for pernoite, but her shift was not over until midnight. I felt tempted to look into taking her out earlier, but held my ground. She was released at 11 pm anyways. She was a little worried about management seeing her leave with a client, so I waited for her a little down the street from the 4 X4 doors. She said she might get a multa if they find out.

I had an awesome night with her, fucked most of the night, did anal and busted a couple of nuts in the early hours. The only thing I couldn't convince her to do is BBFS, I could tell she wanted it too, I kept trying but she wouldn't budge. This morning we fucked again before she left to her daily life. What a great time I've had in Rio so far, with little money spent. I'm envious of the local guys with means to hobby weekly.

I leave back to SP tomorrow, so far I'm torn as to what city I like best. Clínicas are awesome, but Prives seem like a ridiculous value, and with time I can see newcomers being found there, and enjoyed before becoming popular. What a place to be.

[Nounce]

"If you have a VPN on your computer and you then log into your company's VPN, your connection will be so slow, you won't be able to get any work done.

I am not sure the VPN speed slowdown is cumulative. My guess is you will get the slower of the two.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Very good work Vagabundo. I have a similar mission and try and include a black, caucasion and thai simultaneously, usually a big titted blondie that the other girls are curious about.

More living in harmony and living naturally and free. Enough of that and blowjobs and wars would be a thing of the past.

[Vagabundo1]

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we?

We all know that people are the same wherever you go.

There is good and bad in everyone.

We learn to live, when we learn to give.

Each other what we need to survive, together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord why don't we?

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, ooh.

We all know that people are the same wherever you go.

There is good and bad in everyone.

We learn to live, when we learn to give.

Each other what we need to survive, together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord why don't we?

Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don't we.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony.

Credit goes to General Palcon for the batteries which powered the mobile Ryobi light!

Monique likes the nude beach, so I go with it.

As I recall you said you went with a terma girl who didn't want to go to the nude beach.

Monique and I always joke around about "I will buy you a branca escrava" . I was totally riffing on that dirty talk the whole time I banged seka -- and she loved it.

There are plenty of swing clubs which are similar. Club Mix Bar is in Praca Xv.

As I've written about, if you go further down the coast in this area, you will find Marambaia Pousada and Cafe, which are excellent.

It is not for everyone. You would have to go with a girl who likes to go to a nude beach, and who likes to swing. The couple we picked up too were a guy who works for a pharma company, Cimed, so I felt like they were fairly safe. Seka was a hot fuck. I drilled her for like 3 hours. At one point she took my dick and put it up her ass to finish. It's 3 days later, and I am still in the afterglow, haha. Plus I sprained my ankle somehow, haha.

[Bravo]

Also have to be careful of whether your company's WFH policy applies internationally. There are big tax implications of having an employee work outside the country. Most companies don't allow this. And most tech companies have an easy way of finding out.

You are 100% correct. I have been hitting a few tech forums to find out which VPN would be best so that my company doesn't know that I have left the states. The overwhelming response has been "If you have a VPN on your computer and you then log into your company's VPN, your connection will be so slow, you won't be able to get any work done.

[Mr Enternational]

I took 500 reais out of Bradesco and my Schwab account is showing minus $96.41 for an exchange of 500/96.41= 5.1861. XE is showing an exchange rate of 5.1847 reais to 1 USD.

[Vagabundo1]

If you read the bubba boy guide, there is enough information for a smart sleuth to figure out how to easily stay as long as you want in Brazil.

Look up the places he suggests to learn Porto. Those places also teach English. Then, get a subscription to economist.com and use that audio (8 hours a week) to teach english. I mean, if you are smart enough to log into ISG, this is easy to do.

TIAVoyage's excellent guide has been a guide for most newbies. Like stargazer who stayed at the same hotel. So be it. But somewhere between Bubba Boy (10 years in country) and TIA (45 days) is Vagabundo's guide. And Vagabundo advises you to:

Download all economist.com audio (especially about Brazil).

Find rich Brazilians (hint, hint, leblon, gavea, barra, botafogo).

Charge them. 250 to 500 reais per hour to have you play said audio to them or their beautiful teenage daughters (you can't fuck them until after you give them a grade).

OK, now you may go back to all the other useless crap that normally occupies this list.