Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

1/9, 10:56 PM Lieutenant Joe: Every Thursday.

1/9, 10:57 PM Lieutenant Joe: Perola negra is the plan then.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo has kind of been chilling over this holiday period. Ann Amari came over this weekend. I paid for her hair, and for that she cleaned, and promised to clean. Of course we fucked. I am kind of pussy whipped. Does that sound pussy whipped?

Well, there was a BarraVIPSRio girl here, who I met when she was coming in. I picked this place because hoars report their local incall here. So, there is that. I have a nice view. I have a nice little boat thing to Pesquiro, the best fish place on the beach at Posto 8.

You know, after 1400 days, almost, it gets a little boring, just fucking, but fucking is a pretty good pastime. There is 120 days of sodom, there is the movie salo, there is story of O, which includes my fantasy life pretty well. Rio is pretty much Sodom, or you can set up your Story of O type of harem.

OK, so I pay 300 pernoite. Sometimes I get it like 200 pernoite for 4 days for a total of 800. For good girls I offer 500 pernoite. My main go to is centro prives. I went to Darkroom on Saturday, and there were 2 girls, none really doable. I went to Emporio and there were 2 doable girls. 15 January is when the tier 1 girls are coming back as the best ones seem to be at Buzios or some other vaca spot with their family or boyfriends. I mean it is Brazil. Everyone here is high. It is summer. And the country basically goes on vacation from Thanksgiving to Carnival.

Selah.

[Sperto]

The arriving provedure at Galeao airport can be weird. I arrived yesterday. First I had to walk for 10 minutes (I walk very fast) to reach the passport control. The passport control was quick and my bag arrived first of all the bags.

I noted there were a line of hundreds of people with baggage carts waiting to exit. Somebody mentioned the line was because of a flight from Miami and Brazilians buy tons of goods they don't want to declare. I understood that standing in that queue would take hours. As I had a connecting flight I had "cara de pau" and went on the outside of the queue and went under the "fence" just in front of the customs. I did it so quick that nobody really took notice. I saved at least two hours by not standing in that line. I managed to catch my Latam flight to Fortaleza.

When passing the security at Galeao there were a second check made by soldiers who patted down everybody very thoroughly. It seems like this is a decision made by Lula because of the security crisis.

[Vagabundo1]

Saturday.

21 h Vila mimosa. Talk at 19 h to confirm. Pass it on.

Warning order. Superbowl at mosaico. Dj vagabundo. Save the date you degrnerates.

[Sun08]

I ended up using a free app called Canva. You actually type in 2 x 2 for your dimensions. It will put your selfie picture inside the 2 x2 box. From there you just fill the box with your picture by dragging the white dots until the whole box has your picture. The Brazilian website accepted it. I was shocked. I thought it would be bigger than 2 mb. Anyway, will see if they approve it.

The visa requirement of Jan. /10 has been postponed to April /10.

https://www.gov.br/mre/pt-br/consula...or-visa-e-visa

[Vagabundo1]

190 police 191 Federal highway patrol 192 193 bombeiro 194 fed 198 state highway.

Emergency Numbers.

Emergency Phone Numbers:

Police Tel. – 190.

Federal Police – 194.

Military Police – 190.

Fire Brigade and Ambulance Tel. – 193.

Tourist Police.

24-HR. Contact line tel. – 021/3399-7170.

Police Battalion For Tourist Areas (Bptur) – (21) 2332-7928/2332-7937.

Address: Rua Figueiredo Magalhães, 550 – Copacabana.

Special Police Headquarters For Tourist Support (Deat) – (21) 2332-2924.

Address: Av. Afrânio de Melo Franco, 159 – Leblon.

Sea Rescue – (21) 2332-2062/2332-2057.

Address: Praça Coronel Eugênio Franco, 2 – Copacabana.

Federal Highway Patrol – Tel: 191.

State Highway Patrol – Tel: 198.

Hospitals (Emergency Room).

Miguel Couto- Leblon.

Tel. 021/2274-6050.

Rocha Maia- Botafogo.

Tel. 021/2295-2121.

International Airport.

Tel. 0800/7020-777.

Tom Jobim International Airport (RIOgaleao) – (21) 3398-5050.

Address: Av. Vinte de Janeiro, s / andº – Ilha do Governador.

Santos Dumont Airport – (21) 3814-7070.

Address: Praça Senador Salgado Filho, s / andº – Centro.

Novo Rio Bus Terminal – (21) 3213-1800.

Address: Av. Francisco Bicalho, 1 – Santo Cristo.

[Vagabundo1]

Since I am a SWISS NAVY Military Attache, I get this from my friends at the US Consulate. For those of us with German, Swiss and Vatican Black Passports, this does not apply.

On April 10,2024, the Government of Brazil will reinstate a visa requirement for all USA Nationals visiting Brazil, with an option for an e-visa for qualified applicants. This date reflects a three-month postponement announced on January 4, 2024.

Currently, the visa fee is $80.90 with a 10-year validity. For questions about the e-visa application procedures, visit the Brazilian government-authorized website, https://brazil.vfsevisa.com/.

Please share this information with family, friends, and colleagues who are planning to visit. As of April 10,2024, they will need a visa to enter Brazil.

This Visa talk is blowing up as much as the vaccine talk. None of this is new. I've been needing visas every time I go to Brazil for the last 15 years.

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[Vagabundo1]

Thanks, very helpful.

Vagabundo trades options.

Which is why I have planned sex tours at high wi fi spots 11 h30 - 12 h30 and 16 h-17 h, Monday. Friday, see above. Extra credit for intelligent wingmen who can talk the markets, global macro. The indexes I trade are SPY and TLT.

Mundo do Macacos is my name for the condo where I live. If they could just get fiber, it would be fine. On the plus side barravips girls live here (see image), like her who lives on the 10th floor, and I bend them over for the house rate on the penthouse cuberto on the 15th floor. As bubba boy said, she is now in the catch and release program as I prefer the centro prive girls who I have trained for 300 pernoites which would be difficult to negotiate with her.

Plus, I don't think 5 G is worth it. It uses up more battery and 4 G LTE is good enough for me at least. It does everything that I need to do and I don't think 5 G would be worth it for me while traveling in Brazil unless I'm sitting there streaming videos all day. Which I never do.

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[Vagabundo1]

Thanks very helpful.

I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.

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[Fewdie]

This Visa talk is blowing up as much as the vaccine talk. None of this is new. I've been needing visas every time I go to Brazil for the last 15 years.

Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.

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[Fewdie]

Plus, I don't think 5 G is worth it. It uses up more battery and 4 G LTE is good enough for me at least. It does everything that I need to do and I don't think 5 G would be worth it for me while traveling in Brazil unless I'm sitting there streaming videos all day. Which I never do.

I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.

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[Fewdie]

I get 5 G with my pixel in Brazil using T-Mobile. The cell towers were vivo and claro.

Vagabundo was wrong. Don't use pixel phones.

Pixel phones in Brazil do not support 5 g.

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[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo was wrong. Don't use pixel phones.

Pixel phones in Brazil do not support 5 g.

[TjBrazil]

I ended up using a free app called Canva. You actually type in 2 x 2 for your dimensions. It will put your selfie picture inside the 2 x2 box. From there you just fill the box with your picture by dragging the white dots until the whole box has your picture. The Brazilian website accepted it. I was shocked. I thought it would be bigger than 2 mb. Anyway, will see if they approve it.

[Vagabundo1]

For what its worth, I have repeated with some prive girls and MV30 (Darkside) girls, BBFS, Pernoite in the last few days. There is Prive Passista Kira Noir, she's a little skinny but very fit, and we do 200 for 2 h in a motel, or 300 pernoite at my place, Posto 8 in Barra. Last time she came she left her stripper boots and I was already 500 m down Av das Americas to a Bradesco, so I had to rush back, but you can't beat BBFS for 300,3 or 4 pops.

MV30 girl has a nice big 20 year old ass, gives the pussy bare, and it just starting to take it bare up the cuzinho, and I am helping to widen that hole. Same pricing. Yes, it is dangerous. Sperto's scan of polcie reports is helpful. Vasco shirt or bombeiro cap (don't over do it), helps, and I figured out how to hang my boxing bag in the basement near the laundry (the high class gym has some system for residents only to do the boxing classes, and unlike Transamerica, they don't tolerate me hanging the boxing bag at the cabana by the pool here, the patricio and patricinha snobs).

I got MV30 girl and Prive Passista answering on new years day. The vagabundo interview, as I have written about before is -- do you have kids (no is the right answer, othewise move on), where do you live, do you do it bare, showing test. So, business as usual for vagabundo.

With regard to visa, just come before 9 January. That's what some of my friends are doing. It is the BRIICS+ v Rich World, but just keep your head down, and keep on rambing on.

Normally this time of year it's monger high season and lots of field reports. Instead both the Rio de Janeiro and General Info threads are cluttered with visa discussions.