Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

I appreciate the information.

However, I can see from driving that there is no major sewage outlet in Barra, in contrast to the shit river between Leblon and Ipanema, and I've felt the layer of shit in the harbor at Copacabana and further inside G bay, I've felt it and smelt it be more potent when the water is warmer. That along with the agro pan handlers is why I was happy to move out of Copa.

We 7 ISG bros were out on Saturday, and this POS sales **** goes up to our group, and won't take no for an answer. Every no just means the asshole says something like, "oh, are you Vasco (looking at my mask)" and ' you must be extra large". Until I along with Gato1 say, "get the fuck out of here" and "melhor vc vai emorra" and Gato1 actually starts calling for police. At which point POS salesman goes up to Klebber, a POS with a criminal record, and starts loudly complaining about us, and saying, "this is not your country" as if we are obliged to give this jerk money.

You never get that in Barra. They don't allow it. The Gaucho-esque culture of Barra is more like the expat Germans of Porto Allegre who don't tolerate the dirty water and agro pan handlers of Copa. For me, a part German, this makes a lot of difference. I hate that shit.

I can see how bad water gets out in Barra Posto 1, since there is a big river of sorts that empties out there. I can see how that might happen closer to Barra Shopping, where there might be some of that, or out towards Recreio. But where I live there is like zero chance of major pollution of the ocean. Maybe there is, but I can go swim a half mile without checking any website, which is why I live here. It's comparable to La Jolla or Hawaii as a place for ocean swimming.

The key may be to get to some of the surf / swim / yoga schools at the beach in Barra, like the Ecolounge. Which are great places to pull no pro pussy.

Sometimes you can see if the water is unclean and dangerous. Other times you can't, which is why there are specialized labs where water samples are analyzed and recommendations are issued on a daily basis. If anything, I would take the LNEA suggestions as basic and minimal, as in if they say impropria, don't swim there.

[Vagabundo1]

PM me.

You need to clear out your messages.

Perhaps we should meet when I'm in town.

[Smokers Rule]

Where do I find a woman like that?

Perhaps we should meet when I'm in town.

[Vagabundo1]

There is a new DJ coming to 4 x 4 -- DJ Gringo, aka, Vagabundo.

Stay tuned!

I had a great time guest DJ'ing and dancing with the girls at 4 x4. I gladly paid the 50 r cover for the zoomba class with women I can fuck as opposed to pussy prison, and for the sauna, and the lawn chairs, and the WiFi. I need to go back and just work on my podcast and VLog materials there with Adobe premire and additions.

The new find of the day is darkroom.com.br, a new or sort of new prive with some awesome negra talent.

Earlier in the day, I went to some of the usual prives and banged the usual suspect written about often here. It was as good or better than ever. Thank god prostitution is legal in this libertine country. Fuck the puritans!

[Member #4698]

I never have in all the years and months at a time staying at hotels all over Rio had one girl-friendly hotel issue.

Act like someone with something to hide and that you can't be trusted and guess what? You won't be.

This is interesting.

On my spring visit I stayed at 3 more or less 5* hotels in RJ. Before I arrived, I had inquired by Email about the respective hotel policies concerning ST invited girls. The Hyatt and the Fasano informed me that there were no extra charges for 1 girl per day. The Fairmont told me that I would be charged 250 br plus tax per girl if you can believe that! I stayed at the Fairmont for 3 nights anyway because I had Accor points and I figured I would be fine with the Terma girls and thus not need to bring a girl back to my room.

Then when I arrived in Brazil, RJ was in lockdown mode and all the Termas were closed, so I bit the bullet and invited over a couple of Barra VIP girls on two separate nights to the Fairmont. I tried to bring the 1st girl up to my room without registering her at the front desk, but sure enough hotel security noticed us, and the girl had to show her ID and get registered. Obviously, I was not too happy with the Fairmont's stated guest policy, but to my surprise I was not charged for either girl when I checked out, so I have no idea what the Fairmont's policy really is. Your post might explain their girly policy and why I was treated well, although I would not bet money on it. LOL.

The Fasano and the Hyatt were girl friendly to me from the get go as well as for other hotel guests and over the length of my stay at both hotels I saw a number of call girls come and go in addition to my girls. I had the same experience at the two hotels I stayed at in SP IE they were guest friendly, no extra charges. In fact, on 2 nights in a row, I met a couple of hookers having drinks and looking for customers at the SP Renaissance lobby bar. It felt like home.

But IMHO, a truly girl friendly hotel does not care how many girls a guest may bring back to his room on any occasion and leaves registering them or not registering them totally up to the guest. I do like my threesomes so I am thinking probable advantage Bangkok, Jakarta, and MNL over RJ & SP, but I will see what happens on my next visit to Brazil when I put on my Marcello Mastroianni persona and act like I own the place with a couple girls hanging by my side. It should be fun.

[Spidy]

The dream woman is a lesbian or bi rich girl who likes going to Rio de Janeiro to fuck women too. Where do I find a woman like that?

Agreed, that mash-up of sexual diversity, does sound like fun. Lots of fun!

I wish I had an interesting story or two about "a lesbian, a rich girl and a straight guy flying to Rio...", or some such similar story I could share, but I haven't been that lucky...yet.

Let's hope, Smokers Rule, is able to provide us with a story (or two) and report back some of his exploits, should he get lucky on his quest.

[Yossarian]

What a nightmare! Try going to the Cocal Casino in Jaco, Costa Rica if you want a real horror show. The only girls there that will BBBJ are 35 year olds with severe baby damage and bad teeth. I'm currently in Colombia where it's not quite as bad as CR, but this has been a real struggle. Curiously-Colombia lovers just shrug and deal with it. I'm not sure how anyone could ever enjoy a covered blowjob unless maybe it was your first blowjob.

Yeah, Bogota is funny like that -- even with prepagos and "normal" girls. I think it has more to do with them having sex with a foreigner, aka sex-tourist, than anything else. I guarantee you they are not covering up like that for their local men for the most part.

[Vagabundo1]

The dream woman is a lesbian or bi rich girl who likes going to Rio de Janeiro to fuck women too. Where do I find a woman like that?

Allowing couples was a thing at a number of the termas, back-in-the-day, on certain days, but not so much these days. I'm not sure, but it may still be allowed at certain termas, just phone and ask.

If she's open minded enough to want to be your "pretend girlfriend", you could consider checking out swinging in Rio, as an option. PM (or DM) Rio Bob, he may have some helpful tips and suggestions. Or just search/read Rio Bob's many posts w/r to his cool swinging escapades.

[Spidy]

I'll be coming to Rio with friends, including an attractive and very open minded female who is not my girlfriend.

Would hate to exclude her from the fun. The plan is to do a lot of Dolce Vita / whatever Boates we can find most of the time. My understanding is that she will not be welcome in termas, right?

I assume she will have no problem getting into Casablanca/Marrakech/Mosaico and the like.

I've just never been to Rio with a woman. Any suggestions appreciated.

Allowing couples was a thing at a number of the termas, back-in-the-day, on certain days, but not so much these days. I'm not sure, but it may still be allowed at certain termas, just phone and ask.

If she's open minded enough to want to be your "pretend girlfriend", you could consider checking out swinging in Rio, as an option. PM (or DM) Rio Bob, he may have some helpful tips and suggestions. Or just search/read Rio Bob's many posts w/r to his cool swinging escapades.

[Paratus]

Gentlemen, as my trip comes to an end, I want to give back to the forum in the form of a newbie's guide to Rio. Keep in mind that this guide was made for the newbie, not the experienced monger spending a long time on ground. As such, my recommendations reflect 1.) my own bias and 2.) my own perception of how to maximize one's time and experience without necessarily a big focus on saving some money. That being said. Here it is:

Pure gold here, thanks for taking the time and care to write this up. How much did risk & hassle from see-19 factor into your decision to go? And how much practical daily impact did you notice (I. E. Masks, limitations on people in venues, etc)? Appreciate your input.

[Xpartan]

I was in a terma, fairly long time ago, and I saw an American girl partying there. Unfortunately she caused a scene at the end. She partied with 2 girls in a 3-some but would not pay the 2-girl price. She also kept arguing with the folks there, until the guys in her party stepped in and paid for her part.

Interesting. Come to think about it, I remember hearing some talks about mixed days at termas many many years ago, can't tell. But even if they once did it, they stopped a long time ago.

[Lefeu]

...My understanding is that she will not be welcome in termas, right?...

I was in a terma, fairly long time ago, and I saw an American girl partying there. Unfortunately she caused a scene at the end. She partied with 2 girls in a 3-some but would not pay the 2-girl price. She also kept arguing with the folks there, until the guys in her party stepped in and paid for her part.

[Smokers Rule]

I'll be coming to Rio with friends, including an attractive and very open minded female who is not my girlfriend.

Would hate to exclude her from the fun. The plan is to do a lot of Dolce Vita / whatever Boates we can find most of the time. My understanding is that she will not be welcome in termas, right?

I assume she will have no problem getting into Casablanca/Marrakech/Mosaico and the like.

I've just never been to Rio with a woman. Any suggestions appreciated.

[Questner]

I read two boates were closed today by the municipality, one in Jardim and one in Barra (don't know the names). Technically boates, dance clubs and event halls should not operate at least until August 9.

[Exec Talent]

Are all you guys who routinely burn up this thread complaining about hotels not being girl-friendly the same guys who are running around Rio in gangs acting like the fat kid who has been left alone in the candy shop? Or worse, and now thinks he owns it.

Grow up. Act like adults and you will not have an issue. I never have in all the years and months at a time staying at hotels all over Rio had one girl-friendly hotel issue.

Act like someone with something to hide and that you can't be trusted and guess what? You won't be.

You guys keep beating this same horse over and over and over again instead of looking in the mirror.