Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Yossarian]

Waiting for Ana Foxxx. SBUX, Cinelandia.

Ana Foxxx is a 20 year old black, bem negra (very black) brazilian girl. We're on our 4th "date". The bang on Saturday was superb, so Vagabundo is eagerly awaiting her. We are linking up at the Starbucks, Metro Cinelandia.

This is a good step. As I say, Professionals study logistics, true insiders study personnel, amateurs study sex.

Logistically, since she lives in bem zona norte, training her broke (she said she doesn't have money for bus fare) ass to meet in centro is important, as it can save as much as 250 r for uber rides not even counting her fee (400) or eats (300) on our last date. Cheap Charlie Mungers save dimes so they have billions. Starbucks is important for the rich worlder as we are familiar with them, they have good internet, nice chairs, and good caffeine. For some of us, we are on a caffeine and **** diet (IE, some members are subject to drug tests because they are IT pros or Jackie Brown stewardesses on airlines, etc, or otherwise regulated, even if only by short term need to get shit done, and cannabis does not always help; **** does, it's just good exercise; two hours of a tight young **** a day will serve as physical training). Here in Centro, RJ, there is a SBUX at Cinelandia, and between Carioca and Uruguiana on RB). The other beauty of using SBUC Cinelandia as a checkpoint is that it is the middle of the pussy market which is the glory of RJ's 12 m souls, which is 6% of the 200 m super conservative hyper religious souls in Brazil. From cinelandia, you can walk down RB, at 156 you have a building of prives, at 185 ditto, including Bel Prazer, of course TDM33, and take a right at Buenos Aires, there is 4 x 4, left at alfandega, and there is 502. All the budget casas on the sperto maps, etc, are right there. Keep going North on RB, cross av Pres Vargas, and you are at Hotel Sao Francisco / Hotel Atlantico Tower, take a left on Strasse Marachel, and you head down to 116, from Hotel Atlantico Tower, and take the side street (alcatra Machado), and you are at T31. You, dear reader, the intrepid monger, should do this walk during the day, so you don't get all freaked at night, and it is second nature. At the intersection of RB and Vargas, take any city bus to VM -- just ask if the bus stops at Praca Bandeira. If you don't have a mask go to Alfandega, and buy one for 1.5 r, or a panama hat for 10 r. If you are a pro, you can find the casa bombeiro in that area, and pick up a few ballcaps with the medical universal patch (6 sides), and a Brazilian and Rio flag on either side, and a few velcro Brazil patches. Get a molle backpack with velcro patches, and be ready to swap patches to help not get fucked with. If you want to be really cool, bring a friend / cousin, and dress the same way, the way ready players 2 and 3 did. You are now in the dead center of RJ's pussy market, literally hundreds if not thousand of options for any kind of P4 P, and since geography defines history, it has been this way for tens of thousands and at least hundreds of years from when the first local vikings brought their bounty to the shores in the vicinity of the museum of the future on the harbor coast and bound gang banged her there. It's where the girls from 116 go for picnics, and it is where they ask to be dropped off when they leave Vagabundo's love shack high rise in Barra's coast.

Napoleon once said something like, " I studied my map".

You, the anon sex traveler secret agent, should study the attached map.

You will live south of Central, which is self explanatory enough. Your sex worker will live north of central. Download the images to your phone. You must be able to tell her to meet you at some point on that map. Eg,

See the images of whatsapp chats attached.

From metro cinelandia, it is a block walk to where there is a free bus to my condo, the famed Transamerica. Or one can take the metro, cheapest and fastest. Or one can take the 309 bus, which goes straight to the beach, which is where her volunteer photographer will want to go.

On the metro, one would want to go to metro jardim oceanico.

Monger on, gentlemen.

I had no idea all of that is THAT close to the Cinelândia Starbucks. I've been there a couple of times with different non-pro / semi-pro each time. I will certainly have to take the daytime stroll you just outlined in this post. Thanks again for the solid gold you post.

[The Cane]

Total cost the first time was 950. How is that any different than 4 x4? I understand that for further meetings, you could save the Uber and possible the food if you don't feed her but from the looks of it. If she is too broke for bus fare, she will probably need to be fed to keep her energy up.

I admire your logistics. I could never get to that point. I am all about convenience and ease.

As the man said, time is money!

[Vagabundo1]

Sex on Beach v sex in a building. Priceless.

Total cost the first time was 950. How is that any different than 4 x4? I understand that for further meetings, you could save the Uber and possible the food if you don't feed her but from the looks of it. If she is too broke for bus fare, she will probably need to be fed to keep her energy up.

I admire your logistics. I could never get to that point. I am all about convenience and ease.

[Vagabundo1]

BBFS all I could cum 24 h v 1 h.

4 pops at my leisure.

At the Beach and my house.

Own toilet advantage.

But point taken.

Total cost the first time was 950. How is that any different than 4 x4? I understand that for further meetings, you could save the Uber and possible the food if you don't feed her but from the looks of it. If she is too broke for bus fare, she will probably need to be fed to keep her energy up.

I admire your logistics. I could never get to that point. I am all about convenience and ease.

[Anaggie]

Waiting for Ana Foxxx. SBUX, Cinelandia.

Ana Foxxx is a 20 year old black, bem negra (very black) brazilian girl. We're on our 4th "date". The bang on Saturday was superb, so Vagabundo is eagerly awaiting her. We are linking up at the Starbucks

Logistically, since she lives in bem zona norte, training her broke (she said she doesn't have money for bus fare) ass to meet in centro is important, as it can save as much as 250 r for uber rides not even counting her fee (400) or eats (300) on our last date.

Total cost the first time was 950. How is that any different than 4 x4? I understand that for further meetings, you could save the Uber and possible the food if you don't feed her but from the looks of it. If she is too broke for bus fare, she will probably need to be fed to keep her energy up.

I admire your logistics. I could never get to that point. I am all about convenience and ease.

[Vagabundo1]

Great fuck with Ana.

Shot Milk like Peter North ALL over her leg.

Two or three jets.

Held out from banging yesterday KKK.

Going to Beach to shoot surf videos.

[Exec Talent]

I am curious. Why not just stay somewhere closer to Centro where you can save time and transportation cost?

There is another perspective and it is opposite to this. Some people see time as money so they spend more to save time and use the time saved to make more money than the money spent and will come out ahead. They are paying for their own time, not the girl's time.

Noted by myself and others. If you have limited time in Brazil you really need to plan ahead and think about the best way to use the limited time. Make your money at home. Take advantage of the 5+:1 exchange rate and don't worry so much about saving a few dollars. For many years I had a very tight international travel schedule which did not afford me the luxury of putting something off until tomorrow. That is you in Brazil. Make the best use of your time. Stay closest to the action. Focus on convenience not saving money on lodging. Hotels have people who speak English and Portuguese who can help you. AirBnB does not. Advice from first timers here is invaluable to you. Do plan one day where you do not give a crap if things don't work out but you can't afford more than one of those.

[Vagabundo1]

Since mobile prós can mint coin anywhere there is wi-fi sbux and 4 x 4 até optimal.

I am curious. Why not just stay somewhere closer to Centro where you can save time and transportation cost?

There is another perspective and it is opposite to this. Some people see time as money so they spend more to save time and use the time saved to make more money than the money spent and will come out ahead. They are paying for their own time, not the girl's time.

[Vagabundo1]

This is a very important insight.

Obrigado.

Brazilian libertine culture developed from a confluence of various cultural and historical circumstances. The early Portuguese colonists were predominantly male and much unlike the English in North America they did not bring women to build families and communities. Many Native Brazilian peoples were considered polygamists. If you believe Wikipedia, the Tupi tribesmen offered young Tupi women to the Portuguese colonists to build relationships. Anyway, whether by Native offering or by way of coercion the Portuguese colonists had many indigenous "wives" who brought many Mameluco (Euro-Native American) children into the world. These children became the start of Brazilian miscegenation.

It's obvious that Brazilian-Portuguese libertinism, polygamy and miscegenation continued on with the introduction of African slaves. So basically the early Portuguese shagged anyone and everyone. It seems to have created a modern libertine culture with of course many absolving themselves of their wicked ways with Christianity.

[Nounce]

Professionals study logistics

I am curious. Why not just stay somewhere closer to Centro where you can save time and transportation cost?

Cheap Charlie Mungers save dimes

There is another perspective and it is opposite to this. Some people see time as money so they spend more to save time and use the time saved to make more money than the money spent and will come out ahead. They are paying for their own time, not the girl's time.

[WyattEarp]

Vagabundo, I'm Portuguese. Portugal culture is far from libertine, we are much more alike Italians. Women have always ruled the households, behind the patriarch culture in the past, it was matriarch in some way.

Brazilian libertine culture is much more due to the African descent.

Brazilian libertine culture developed from a confluence of various cultural and historical circumstances. The early Portuguese colonists were predominantly male and much unlike the English in North America they did not bring women to build families and communities. Many Native Brazilian peoples were considered polygamists. If you believe Wikipedia, the Tupi tribesmen offered young Tupi women to the Portuguese colonists to build relationships. Anyway, whether by Native offering or by way of coercion the Portuguese colonists had many indigenous "wives" who brought many Mameluco (Euro-Native American) children into the world. These children became the start of Brazilian miscegenation.

It's obvious that Brazilian-Portuguese libertinism, polygamy and miscegenation continued on with the introduction of African slaves. So basically the early Portuguese shagged anyone and everyone. It seems to have created a modern libertine culture with of course many absolving themselves of their wicked ways with Christianity.

[Vagabundo1]

Waiting for Ana Foxxx. SBUX, Cinelandia.

Ana Foxxx is a 20 year old black, bem negra (very black) brazilian girl. We're on our 4th "date". The bang on Saturday was superb, so Vagabundo is eagerly awaiting her. We are linking up at the Starbucks, Metro Cinelandia.

This is a good step. As I say, Professionals study logistics, true insiders study personnel, amateurs study sex.

Logistically, since she lives in bem zona norte, training her broke (she said she doesn't have money for bus fare) ass to meet in centro is important, as it can save as much as 250 r for uber rides not even counting her fee (400) or eats (300) on our last date. Cheap Charlie Mungers save dimes so they have billions. Starbucks is important for the rich worlder as we are familiar with them, they have good internet, nice chairs, and good caffeine. For some of us, we are on a caffeine and **** diet (IE, some members are subject to drug tests because they are IT pros or Jackie Brown stewardesses on airlines, etc, or otherwise regulated, even if only by short term need to get shit done, and cannabis does not always help; **** does, it's just good exercise; two hours of a tight young **** a day will serve as physical training). Here in Centro, RJ, there is a SBUX at Cinelandia, and between Carioca and Uruguiana on RB). The other beauty of using SBUC Cinelandia as a checkpoint is that it is the middle of the pussy market which is the glory of RJ's 12 m souls, which is 6% of the 200 m super conservative hyper religious souls in Brazil. From cinelandia, you can walk down RB, at 156 you have a building of prives, at 185 ditto, including Bel Prazer, of course TDM33, and take a right at Buenos Aires, there is 4 x 4, left at alfandega, and there is 502. All the budget casas on the sperto maps, etc, are right there. Keep going North on RB, cross av Pres Vargas, and you are at Hotel Sao Francisco / Hotel Atlantico Tower, take a left on Strasse Marachel, and you head down to 116, from Hotel Atlantico Tower, and take the side street (alcatra Machado), and you are at T31. You, dear reader, the intrepid monger, should do this walk during the day, so you don't get all freaked at night, and it is second nature. At the intersection of RB and Vargas, take any city bus to VM -- just ask if the bus stops at Praca Bandeira. If you don't have a mask go to Alfandega, and buy one for 1.5 r, or a panama hat for 10 r. If you are a pro, you can find the casa bombeiro in that area, and pick up a few ballcaps with the medical universal patch (6 sides), and a Brazilian and Rio flag on either side, and a few velcro Brazil patches. Get a molle backpack with velcro patches, and be ready to swap patches to help not get fucked with. If you want to be really cool, bring a friend / cousin, and dress the same way, the way ready players 2 and 3 did. You are now in the dead center of RJ's pussy market, literally hundreds if not thousand of options for any kind of P4 P, and since geography defines history, it has been this way for tens of thousands and at least hundreds of years from when the first local vikings brought their bounty to the shores in the vicinity of the museum of the future on the harbor coast and bound gang banged her there. It's where the girls from 116 go for picnics, and it is where they ask to be dropped off when they leave Vagabundo's love shack high rise in Barra's coast.

Napoleon once said something like, " I studied my map".

You, the anon sex traveler secret agent, should study the attached map.

You will live south of Central, which is self explanatory enough. Your sex worker will live north of central. Download the images to your phone. You must be able to tell her to meet you at some point on that map. Eg,

See the images of whatsapp chats attached.

From metro cinelandia, it is a block walk to where there is a free bus to my condo, the famed Transamerica. Or one can take the metro, cheapest and fastest. Or one can take the 309 bus, which goes straight to the beach, which is where her volunteer photographer will want to go.

On the metro, one would want to go to metro jardim oceanico.

Monger on, gentlemen.

[Turgid]

I had one of the worst experiences of my mongering life in the Blue house in Anil. A board member recommended this place, on the advice of a local.

The girl said she would do DFK and BBBJ, and then refused. I only got 20 minutes for 100 r because I wanted to limit the risk of just this BS. Maybe I was being a little cheap, and maybe that affected the session, but in any case, this place is a definite no go for any foreign mongers. She employed every time waster in the book.

Moreover, the selection was bad. There was one slim loira, 19, who said she would not DFK, and would not BBBJ. Maybe that was because I wouldn't buy her food, but screw it, I am not the red cross for broke Brazilian hookers. The rest of the stable was not very good. Much better at Paris, Perola, or 4 x 4.

It reinforces my usual routine which is to get numbers, and then make a market for pernoites. This procedure works well for me.

Absolutely do not go to this place.

This is Brazil; you might get your socks blown off on another day.

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo took the 11 h20 bus from Av Gastao Senges 185 to Av Presidente Wilson 147, then patrolled over to TDM33/2106, where he banged a 19 yo with huge natural tits for a half hour, 80 r, BBBJ, 69, de quatro, good pop to clean out the palette from last night's debacle at blue house.

Vagabundo went back to meet with an English teaching mentor, then went on a non pro date. Since she hates Jorge Amado, and Vagabundo loves Jorge Amado, it likely is not a match, or perhaps opposites attract, but it is nice to have a real relationship with a intelligent woman.

Bravo reporting from 4 x 4 and 65 said that the talent was low, so, Vagabundo riding a city bus from Gavea to Botafogo diverted on the fly to Trattoria, which has gluten free pasta.

Normal Brazil friction aside (even rich world people who have been in Brazil for 50 years complain about the ridiculous bureaucratic mess), it was a fine day, which started with a box / swim workout by the pool, Hemingway style (see hemingwayhome.com for the site of Hemingway's boxing gym which was plastered over by his wench of a wife, fully justifying his going off to Spain to fuck hookers with Gellhorn. Speaking of Jewish chicks, Vagabundo fantasized about Nina Hartley, as an 18 year old, starring in a interracial Story of O with Sean Michaels in the role of the boyfriend, who, sick of his dependent girlfriend, takes her to a BDSM swingers fest, where all his friends can insist on plugging her asshole to their satisfaction before ploughing her ass to gaping, followed by even more debauched French libertine behavior.)

[Balboa]

VM is 24/7/365.

The best times for VM are in the afternoon (see Sperto's posts on this). Post up at the northern entrance to VM at a bar, with a beverage, and just watch the girls come to work, and early evening, ditto. You would want to catch the girls BEFORE they get to their casa because once they get there to their casa, there is some tia (aunt), the universal name for the older, ugly jabba the hut (who once was a princess leia) looking semi human who is looking to take 50% of her earnings. You want to get her first, and she and you can do the math. The 80 r for a half hour in VM really means 40 for her, so 80 should be a reasonable rate for an hour with you.
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Best time for VM is in the afternoon to find the girls sneaking out of the house to make some cash before mom or the marido gets home, LOL.

Night time is good as well for the girls who can stay out late, LOL.

As far as the girl making 50% at the bar / casa where they work, I'm pretty sure is incorrect.

The house gets the room fee, about 15-20 R, the girl gets the rest.

I've often taken girls from their bar to another that has better rooms, and just pay 15 R to the Tia to make her happy, and at at times Ive given the Tia nada, with no problem.

I enjoy all venues in Rio as well, from high to low.

VM, however, has been great for me over the years.

About 10 years now.

(And I thank Sperto for his posts from the past that got me going there many moons ago!