Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Vagabundo headed out the door of the Hotel Transamerica at 09 h, just in time to catch the luxury bus to Centro. It is rainy. This time of year one must check the forecast if one plans a viagem with a girl.

Vagabundo had a breakfast at the megamatte in RB156. He wasn't in the mood for pernoite, though some of the usual suspects have been pinging him. The aftertaste of a non pro non mini relationship lingers, with a sour aftertaste. It was a non mini relationship because there was no sex, thank fully. It turns out she wanted favors for her boss, and for her sister. Vagabundo's takeaway is that he is so happy not to have kids, a family, all those nasty obligations. For spirituality, he prefers the God of Spinoza, which Einstein cited. Not the God of churches, but of working girl hooker mongers, who find beauty in the pink, exposed clit of a hooker who is sucking your dick while you are 69 ing with her.

Vagabundo mongered up to the 3 d floor of RB156 with his capucinno, fohlo camarao, and acai. He popped his generic viagra, and cialis, just a piece not the whole thing, and made a plan. He would cross the street to RB185, to Bel Prazer.

There, he picked his girl, a negra, who it turns out also had worked at 4 x 4. He paid his 120 r for the hour.

Vagabundo lay back, enjoyed the BBBJ, and the kissing, 69. She got on top to ride, and Vagabundo encouraged her to slap his face. She seemed to like this.

For any monger to really enjoy Rio, it is essential to master the sex language.

Chupa meu piroca means suck my dick.

Garganta profunda means deep throat.

Chupa meu saco means suck my balls.

Etc.

Frango Assado means missionary with a pillow (traversa) under her ass to push her pussy and ass up for better fucking.

This is what some mongers like to call missionary anal.

All through it, Vagabundo made nasty talk such as Quero vc fuder uma mulata come seu mao endentro buceta dela. To which the girl responded, vc quer isso agora. To which Vagabundo responded, proxima vez. Then Vagabundo encouraged, Vc e policia, Quero vc fuder uma loira com seu mao endentro buceta dela. Vc quer? This nasty talk made her ride harder, and she seemed to enjoy the audio novella of her violent, whacked out world which is the sacred and profane of Rio de Janeiro at war with itself, a class war, between rich and poor, black and white, shades of humanity, judged by colorism, by uniform, by social standing as surely strait jacketing as in the new classic novel and netflix movie, White Tiger.

Sure, you can be a yankee imperialist, but the girl will like it better if you speak her language, even if your portuguese sucks.

Vagabundo did request and was granted frango assado, and in that position he penetrated the anal passage of the girl. A nice tight ride up a strong, healthy, beautiful booty. She asked for 50 tip for the ass, which is fine.

It makes it all worth it.

Vagabundo shot his first load into the pink, intentionally translucent (comes in a light blue wrapper in the local pharma) up her booty. That was at the 30 minute mark.

Vagabundo showered.

He came back to the bed, and kissed, and exchange numbers, which later came up as "4 x4 . " from 3 years ago. Vagabundo knew he had seen her before.

Vagabundo suggested chupa meu piroca.

Meia Nove means 69.

De Quatro (sounds like "gi quatro") means doggy style.

Oh, that bunda, that nice jiggly, firm, athletic bunda.

Vagabundo came again, thinking about flooding her pussy with his sperm, and about flooding the world with his heirs.

The hour was pretty much over, and certainly, Vagabundo's balls were drained.

"Hope you got your things together.

Hope you are quite prepared to die.

Looks like we are in for nasty weather.

One eye is taken for an eye.

Don't go out to tonight.

Its bound to take your life.

There's a bad moon on the rise".

-Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Vagabundo picked up some things he had on order in Centro.

He was a bit knackered after a nice morning of nasty fucking, so Vagabundo, uncharacteristically, took an indriver (the app that allows the user to set his price) back to Transamerica where he caught a nice afternoon nap. Thoughts of the other mulatta fluttered in his head like reindeer at christmastime in a child's imagination.

[SinfullyKorean]

And if you really want to blow the doors off your going to want to get some Viagra. You said you went a bit floppy at times and yep that's going to happen. But no need for it to. When I first hit Brasil on my first trip I did 5 girls at 5 different venues in 24 hours. Don't think I coulda pulled that off without an assist. And going two rounds back to back with 20-30 minutes rest won't happen for me anymore without it. Yeah I could get BJ round two but no way I'm fucking in round 2 without an assist. Also if you get a girl who is older or fatter than you hope but her service is good you will still be able to perform. Highly recommend.

I'm still a bit wary of Viagra, since I haven't tried it yet. I don't want to depend on it. I went limp couple nights ago because I'd already shot twice on back to back days. Usually, shooting twice is enough to satisfy my libido for a few days. Honestly, I was just greedy because it was my last night in Rio. I have about 2. 5 days of mongering left in this great nation before having to head back to prude nation. I'll keep V in the back of my mind for the future. Thanks for the tip, though =) And you're right. It's not necessarily about how hot they are on round 2. It helps, but it's all about the chemistry and their attitude.

700 for a 10 to come to your place is cheap. This probably is true for locals too. I guess your set up is for her to visit and fuck and that is what you get. If you have a chance, go check out the restaurant DOM nearby then let us know what is the price and you can put all of these into perspective.

It was a trophy fuck, and I'm glad I got the chance. The magic kind of wore off because of her relative high price. I've had a few KBs (Korean Babes) in California that reciprocated my feelings and we spent a lot of extracurricular time outside of paid sessions. That's the kind of magic I'm looking for. It's probably not likely to happen here unless I learn the language, which I plan on doing.

Miami shared some of his success stories on SA when we met. He had some great insight / strategy I hope to try next time.

[Sperto]

Speaking as one of those so called cheap charlies, I would just respectfully point out that there is an important point to be made. Vagabundo (and Senor Sperto, and Senor Bubba Boy, and a long line of successful value investors, Warren Buffet, et al) is not so much worried about pricing vagabundo out of the market.

Don't worry, just add the chatos "to ignore list", very useful. Some posters likes to show off like high-rollers. Because of age, physical shape, no chance of scoring regular girls and lack of portuguese skills and game their only solution to get some nice p*ssy is to overpay on their one weekend holiday. Some of them make excuses that the "cheap Charlies" can't afford paying what they pay. No matter what I buy, overpaying makes you look like a fool and will definitely not gain the respect of the GP.
The good is that I love meeting GPs that are receiving money from their US boyfriends. In between talking sweet to their BFs on Skype I f*ck their GFs for free. Sometimes I banging them just next to the laptops (bought by their BFs) where their BFs are calling them.
The bad is that it's no longer possible to share the best information on this forum, that's why I stopped sharing my privë lists. If you post info about this fantastic newbie that just started to work on a certain privê in Centro, then she'll be ruined by overpaying jerks. That sort of info can only be shared by PMs.
Have fun, Senhor Vagabundo.

[Nounce]

And Maria (the one 10 I've met thus far), kind of ruined my fantasy with her high price. It's nothing compared to what I'd pay in the states. But I think I prefer the 1 HR fantasy at a prive.

700 for a 10 to come to your place is cheap. This probably is true for locals too. I guess your set up is for her to visit and fuck and that is what you get. If you have a chance, go check out the restaurant DOM nearby then let us know what is the price and you can put all of these into perspective.

Next time, if you are quoted a high price, or before getting a price from the girl, remind them you are not Japanese. lol.

[WyattEarp]

Thanks Sinfully Korean for your copious posts. Great stuff in both the SP and Rio forums. My only slight advice to you is not worry about the prices quite so much (sounds like you CAN afford it) because when back in the states you will wish you hadn't.

Yeah, you never go back home and worry about what you paid in Brazil. It's all good.

My regrets come when I get caught up in the action and I forget to call a Brazilian girl to meet-up. Sometimes they were the hottest fuck in recent memory and I'm quickly on to other things during a short stay. Sometimes I haven't even hooked up with a hot girl that I forget to call, but the mind unfairly projects that she would have been incredible in bed.

Steve here is pretty good at extending out those great encounters.

[Steve 9696]

Thanks Sinfully Korean for your copious posts. Great stuff in both the SP and Rio forums. My only slight advice to you is not worry about the prices quite so much (sounds like you CAN afford it) because when back in the states you will wish you hadn't.

And if you really want to blow the doors off your going to want to get some Viagra. You said you went a bit floppy at times and yep that's going to happen. But no need for it to. When I first hit Brasil on my first trip I did 5 girls at 5 different venues in 24 hours. Don't think I coulda pulled that off without an assist. And going two rounds back to back with 20-30 minutes rest won't happen for me anymore without it. Yeah I could get BJ round two but no way I'm fucking in round 2 without an assist. Also if you get a girl who is older or fatter than you hope but her service is good you will still be able to perform. Highly recommend.

[Nounce]

She reminds me of a young Julia Roberts (Pretty Woman reenactment? LOL). But when we got to my hotel (no issues with front desk), I found her to be just a bit too thin with saggy breasts. I think she was still lactating from just having a kid.

Did you ask if she had kid?

As a PSA to we few, I have gone so far as to cut and paste Bubba Boy's guide. I concur with all his wisdom, with some notes of my own.
....

The questions that Bubba Boy posts are solid, and should be used. I have modified mine a little:

1. Voce tem filhos?

[Balboa]

You're either born with a certain talent and ability, or you aren't. The first thing is never ever be "thirsty" for some pussy, and never act like you have to fuck everything that moves, or that you just have to session with somebody no matter what. That helps avoid pulling duds for sure. Don't be thirsty. Anybody has the capability to avoid being like that. You manage the buceta. Don't let the buceta manage you. The termas of Rio and the boates of Sampa suit me just fine!

Bingo! That's right on the money!

[MiamiBoy1]

There is no ban in effect to enter Colombia from Brazil. My flight is via Panama City. But if yellow fever vaccine is required (taken at least 10 days prior to departing Brazil), I'm fucked.

To enter Colombia when you are traveling from Brazil. Please beware. I was denied boarding and got fucked. Not the end of the world, but lost a few hundred $ and my plans for Bogota got screwed. I guess will stick around for at least 10 more days.

[SinfullyKorean]

As for Senor SK, I'm not reading his posts, as I decided not to hang with him, as he violated forum rules, which he corrected by taking down the offending posts. That said, if a possible wingman has IFF (identify friend or foe) issues, or can't follow the rules of the forum, then this forum member doesn't really need to take the risk of having to figure out whether the "girl" he picks has a penis or a clit.

That said, I mean no offense to Senor SK, who has written some very long, informative, and useful posts, especially for a first time after Covid monger coming from California, which was once a nice place for a man, but may no longer be so friendly to humans with dicks.

No worries. I don't need to spend time who have phobias of a certain creed, even if those are "forum rules". My time is better spent with other enjoyable, high class members of ISG. Life's too short to be spent with negative people. No offense, as you've contributed much here, especially for locals and those here on a long term basis.

I had some concerns coming to a brand new country specifically for mongering, especially with South America's reputation for violence and Brazil's current covid situation. But HUGE thanks to Natty for inspiring me to make the trip. And thanks to Miami, Zebra, Diver, and one more anonymous ISGer who were a pleasure to hang out with. I respect every one of these classy gents. They're probably in the top 10% of US society, which probably makes them top 1% in the world. I'm talking about financial freedom and mental fortitude / liberty to make mongering trips across the world. It's been fun hanging out with everyone I met and would do so any time.

Now, to go hang out at Prime for some eye candy. =).

[WyattEarp]

Does that mean these clinicas and prives are illegal?

No, not really.

Some locals might be able to explain it better, but I believe girls in clinicas, prives and termas are basically independent agents. The venue is renting you the room. The girls are providing their services with no strings, no coercion. The girls probably can quit anytime they want. Although, they have to follow the rules of the management while they are working there.

As someone was saying, RJMassagem and other places are trying to market and differentiate themselves as legitimate massage places. I avoid these types of places in RJ and SP. I don't find "real" Brazilian massages very good (as say compared to Asia). I also don't want to have to coax the masseuse to provide me extra services or get her to meet me outside the salon. However, I hope Natty Bumpo had a great time with Clara from RJMassagem at his place. She is a looker. Look forward to his report.

As far as duds, if you monger enough you will come across them. Many of these termas and Mabs girls are great sales people. Getting clients to fork over money is competitive business between these girls. They know how to use their feminine guile. I will stop short of calling them "teases" because technically they will fuck you just not with the GFE passion we desire.

Many times the signals are there and my brain just ignores them. There was this bombshell 9+ in Help Disco. An absolute stunning branca head to toe. For some reason, maybe the fact she wanted $100, she was getting passed over. Some of the clues that she is going to be a lousy fuck were probably her incredible club outfit, her impeccable highlighted hair and solid English skills. As the night wore on, I offer her $80. She accepts and it's off to my Copa apartment not far away.

Back at the apartment, she's now in a rush. She talks about how she lived and stripped in Miami. You know she would make $20 for just a lap dance. Yeah, yeah, whatever. This is Rio. I get her on the balcony overlooking the ocean and the lights of Copacabana Beach. We go at it on the plastic patio furniture. It was a nice night. Everything seemed to be perfect. The problem is she starts urging me to cum almost the minute we go from the short BJ to insertion. She would not shut up and she complained her pussy was tired.

It was a learning lesson. At the disco in its day, there were dozens of cute, sexy, less worldy girls who would fuck you all night for $50. They would be very appreciative and work to please you if you treated them nice. This is kind of the deal at Mabs, but on a much smaller scale.

[Turgid]

If someone shops online and not at a retail store because it is cheaper, do you consider that person cheap Charlie?...

Not at all but when he becomes angry at you for shopping at the retail store then something's wrong with him.

[Vagabundo1]

Value Investing by Smart Money.

Speaking as one of those so called cheap charlies, I would just respectfully point out that there is an important point to be made. Vagabundo (and Senor Sperto, and Senor Bubba Boy, and a long line of successful value investors, Warren Buffet, et al) is not so much worried about pricing vagabundo out of the market. Vagabundo assures you, he could easily buy any pussy on the market in Rio. It is, rather, that Vagabundo does not want to be seen by the locals as dumb money, or in stock market terms a "market order".

As for Senor SK, I'm not reading his posts, as I decided not to hang with him, as he violated forum rules, which he corrected by taking down the offending posts. That said, if a possible wingman has IFF (identify friend or foe) issues, or can't follow the rules of the forum, then this forum member doesn't really need to take the risk of having to figure out whether the "girl" he picks has a penis or a clit.

That said, I mean no offense to Senor SK, who has written some very long, informative, and useful posts, especially for a first time after Covid monger coming from California, which was once a nice place for a man, but may no longer be so friendly to humans with dicks.

Tier 1 termas like 4 x4 are great. Vagabundo loves the vibe, the bunda, the talent. For a monger like FLCNHeavy, who identified himself as the ISG member who spent 1000 reais for a pernoite at 4 x4 (after Vagabundo, respectfully, tried to discretely conceal his identity, see the relevant posts if you like; it was in fact, Mr E, our most prolific writer here who was outraged by the 1000 reais pernoite pricing, especially when it was revealed, again by FLCNHeavy to be for just to 02 h); or for Anaggie who spent by his own post 3500 reais for 4 girls at 4 x 4 in 8 hours, and again, Anaggie gets positive props from this ISG member for smartly getting bareback by bringing his tests, a protip for a Agriculture and Mining expert if ever there was one. But Bubba Boy's guide observed that the smart local mongers go to tier 1 termas like 4 x 4 or Perola Negra or Paris Cafe to get numbers, and then to get them back to your apartment, for the own toilet advantage, preferably in a suite with a hydromassagem. Even though the rooms at 4 x4 or even Solarium are top notch, they are not a private pool and hydromassagem like a good love motel, like carbonara in Bangu, or in your luxury hotel or apartment suite.

Anyhoo. You could say Warren Buffet is a cheap bastard. He'd probably take that as a compliment. Likewise the experienced market maker who gets market maker leverage -- that means he can buy the same option contract, you, the retail investor buy with cash with borrowed money precisely because the exchange considers him to be smart money.

My view is don't be a retail investor. Be a professional.

There are military analogies to be made too, but I've made my point. Again. Now, as Senor sperto suggests, Vagabundo too will ignore AmorPorFavor.

Pax de Christo.

He meant that now you are going to be attacked by all the cheap charlies on ISG for spending too much money and pricing them out of the market.

[Nounce]

He meant that now you are going to be attacked by all the cheap charlies on ISG for spending too much money and pricing them out of the market.

If someone shops online and not at a retail store because it is cheaper, do you consider that person cheap Charlie? I understand it is annoying to some. I think most of the times, people are saying one can buy the same thing for less. Whether it is the same thing or not, that is another debate.

[SoberHans69]

. Part of the reason is because while one girl was putting it on, the base of the rubber SNAPPED on to my dick. Instead of rolling it on, she was stretching it out and rolling it inside out because she put it on backwards. For some reason, some of these girls put the cover on stretching the base. And every time they do, I'm concerned it's going to snap on my dick.

I hate it when hookers do that. It's crazy how the majority of hookers don't know how to put a condom on a customer's cock. It's like a chef not being able to cook rice or something.