Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Member #4729]

I meet Miami Boy near our preferred rendezvous point and we catch an uber to 4 x 4. On the way he tells me about the awesome SA experience he had the night before. "The best sex of my life"- but he was denied morning sex and so needed a fix. I wasn't in the position of Chasing the Dragon like that, but who needs an excuse?

It's Friday night and also the night before Brazilian Valentines Day (Dio Dos Namorados) and so Quattro por Quattro is surprisingly thin- not the quality I had experienced the previous evening. Question: is Friday night the night they send in the female body builders with those skull crushing thighs, because that seemed to be the majority of the ladies here? With all these bunda grande on display and all this enthusiasm about it here on the board, I'm left wondering how an average / slightly above average proportioned pau (stick) can even penetrate into the necessary regions? Are all you bunda lovers just equipped with freakishly enormous pornstar sized members? That would be my logical conclusion. Anyways, we had a couple beers but dipped out for Terma 65.

Terma 65 dead as well and Miami Boy starts to get dejected as he realizes his hopes for a decent fix are looking dim. This is what the best sex of your life does my dudes, puts you in a chemical state of withdrawal afterwards. Its really best if Miami Boy relates all this stuff but he says he might not post again anytime soon and doesn't mind if I discuss it a little, which I hope is true. In the lounge, I'm almost tempted by the half Japanese girl I keep running into who gives me a nice make-out session and stick massage before I finally send her on her way. Sinto Muito Baby. These girls get a little pissed at giving away freebies like that, but hey- she almost pushed me over.

Somehow I convince Miami Boy we should check out Terma 502 and he relents. Immediately in the club however, he decides to dip out because "this place is a dump". Yes, yes it is. That's half the charm. Personally I didn't find the talent any less in quality than T65 although the girls are obviously there for a more working class local clientele. Anyways- I stick around and grab a young mignon magra Negra with pale skin and braided hair. The prettiest girl I saw all night (from my criteria), but in need of some dental work for an unfortunate overbite. It's ok, I can live with it as she agrees to my necessary CIM request.

The cabine is disgusting- with pretty awful facilities and the attendant outside sings this dumb song to himself for the whole 30 minutes that I can hear clear as day. Am I alone in finding this sort of seediness something of a turn on? Young "Jade" is happy to oblige my requests and I receive a satisfying BBBJ making sure to account for the prominent front teeth in my thrusting. Unfortunately her braided hair stinks something awful because it probably hasn't been washed in a while. Fortunately, literal breast milk is coming out of her teats because she has a young daughter she is still breastfeeding. This is amazing because I saw no baby damage at all. I finish what I need to do, she asks for a tip and I give her 15 and we swap zapp.

Later that night the first thing she does is message me to ask if I could send her 200 over some sort of "pix" app or something because otherwise she will be kicked out of her apartment. Um, no. Not happening, and now I'm less likely to visit because I know I'm just going to get shook down every-time. One of the advantages of the robe-wearing termas is that you leave your wallet and valuables guarded in the locker. Terma 502 you keep all your street clothes on and put them aside while you bang. I noticed how Jade was eyeing my cash / wallet and don't doubt for a second that given a chance she's pinch some bills. This is not a girl that would ever be invited over to an Airbnb, and I think that should be a general rule for these lower tier terma girls. Meet them at love hotels with nothing but the cash you want to spend or just go bang them at the Terma.

They make you pay her fee separate (150), and then settle the drinks and entrance fee, which was roughly 200 total. Can anyone tell me how much of the 150 she gets to keep?

Average TOTAL damage (including drinks, etc) for the termas I've been to:

Terma 502- 200 (30 min).

Terma 65- 305 (30 min).

4 X 4- 305 (30 min).

Monte Carlo- 750-1000 (60 min+ food, room with bathroom etc).

I have not sessioned at Solarium or been to Centaurus.

As previously mentioned I'm starting to come around at least partially to the Vagabundo point of view of seeking value- probably because I've been here a month or so. For a tourist with a short trip, Monte Carlo and Centaurus might make the most sense because the convenience justifies the premium. The best value for the quality is probably 4 x4, and for someone who finds a certain amount of seediness to be exciting, it's possible to find a great deal at 502.

Does anyone have any thought about MV30 ? Is that place even open?

Is Terma 81 worth a visit?

I'm taking a couple days off of the hobby to replenish my leite, have a great weekend.

[Exec Talent]

That sounds complicated. If you mention one sala and receives your security pass, are you feel to roam around visiting several salas? I don't like the idea to be registered as a customer to prives. Maybe it's possible to tell the register counter that you'll visit a book store, cabeleireiro or a restaurant and then sneak away to the prives?

Avenida Treze de Maio 47, asked for ID and registration about three years ago. I refused and didn't enter (no loss, TDM47 have mostly trash-prives).

Also see Mangera's post immediately before Sperto's.

I think that this issue gets resolved when no one is willing to enter a building and go through these measures in order to visit a private apartment. No customers mean they will move to another building without the invasion of privacy requirements.

Be part of the solution, by just saying no and taking your business elsewhere.

Maybe building owners and managers do not want certain businesses or their customers. That is their choice. Your choice is to go elsewhere.

[Member #4729]

Can any of you guys on the ground report on the current status of the former Cancun now Manhattan?

Are. Do Carmo, 64 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20011-020, Brazil.

I have had many a great three-some and foursome there.

Regular rooms were sizable and well equipped.

I was there the other night but did not session. It was an ok lineup but I was fairly early (17:00 hrs). I found it to be a very easy place to just dip in and out of because you don't need to change your clothes, so well worth a visit while doing the rounds. I think the entrance fee plus a drink was 50.

[Sperto]

So I have not been to bunda land since before the virus situation, and I decided to visit a gal I have known for a few years. So when I arrive to are. Branco, 156, I was not happy with the new system in which one has to show identification first, and tell the lady behind a plexiglass the number of the sala you will be visiting. If you do not have a CPF (Basically, the USA version of your Social Security number), then ask for some form of Identification, and will take a picture of you at that moment. Once that is done, they give you a security pass in the shape of credit card and then you use it before being allowed to get to the elevators. Once you finish your visit and return to the 1st floor, you must enter the card in a slot, that will allow you to get through the exit area.

That sounds complicated. If you mention one sala and receives your security pass, are you feel to roam around visiting several salas? I don't like the idea to be registered as a customer to privées. Maybe it's possible to tell the register counter that you'll visit a book store, cabeleireiro or a restaurant and then sneak away to the privées?

Avenida Treze de Maio 47, asked for ID and registration about three years ago. I refused and didn't enter (no loss, TDM47 have mostly trash-privées).

[Mangera]

So I have not been to bunda land since before the virus situation, and I decided to visit a gal I have known for a few years. So when I arrive to are. Branco, 156, I was not happy with the new system in which one has to show identification first, and tell the lady behind a plexiglass the number of the sala you will be visiting. If you do not have a CPF (Basically, the USA version of your Social Security number), then ask for some form of Identification, and will take a picture of you at that moment. Once that is done, they give you a security pass in the shape of credit card and then you use it before being allowed to get to the elevators. Once you finish your visit and return to the 1st floor, you must enter the card in a slot, that will allow you to get through the exit area.

I not happy with this setup, as obviously it doesn't help with privacy issues. Also, the ladies checking your I. The. Know exactly what you are there for once you tell them which sala you are visiting. I went in anyway, but this process sucks. Welcome to Rio. KKKKKKKK Thank you Corona Virus! It is what it is.

[Vagabundo1]

One of my faves. A prive girl.

Which is why it pays to read the local reviews and do the prives.

[Vagabundo1]

Go hard or go home. But don't die on us, haha.

Your body might be trying to tell you to go easy on some ED drugs or their combos. I much prefer Cialis to Viagra, for example, it works like a true aphrodisiac for me. But it gave me hot flashes and tachycardia every time I took it. When I told the doctor about it, he looked at me as if I was crazy and asked why I took it more than once if it was the case. He told me never to take it again and stick with cildenafil from then on. Just something to think about. Experimenting with a new ED drug in a 3rd world country during a generational health crisis might not be a good idea for anyone.

[Vagabundo1]

Good to meet for dinner at Trattoria.

Excellent place.

Yeah, you can definitely pull quality without paying.

I can tell you where to get the best real girls, and you should, along with another wingman I have in mind.

After we parted ways, I took the 415 bus to Estacio area, and patrolled over to VM.

It was hopping, dozens of girls, and the top 10% are porn star quality, though not ana foxxx, more like Ashton Devine, and not Riley Reid, but the 5th hottest latina on EvilAngel.com.

But, Vagabundo is a value investor, and a trader who always sets a limit order when making a market because he learned the business from market makers who spend their capital like a good hebrew at temple, a frugal German Jew in the meatpacking district.

And so Vagabundo waited out his usual pernoite date, and monique obliged by bending over and taking a load bare the first of a pernoite.

And so the vagabundo blows.

Vagabundo hopes all the readers that he is ignoring are enjoying his use of third person to describe his real time sex life as much as he is.

Soon, I will post some pictures of the real brancas, you prisoners of pussy prison in your rich world -- the germanic and italian blonds of Porto Allegre, where the losers of two world wars went to breed generations of boys from Brazil.

Monger on garth.

Day 5 - not much to report but some entertaining nonsense nonetheless.

Woke up very late and missed a date with a non-pro. She's mad but she'll get over it, especially since I rescheduled for a nice lunch tomorrow Had dinner at an Italian restaurant called La Trattoria in Copacabana. Ordered a good amount of food and drink for the equivalent of about $25. Definitely recommend.

Talked with MiamiBoy who told me Zebra said 4 x 4 had a ton of talent. Unfortunately I ate too much food so was feeling very immobile. Hopped on to BarraVIP and launched a bunch of messages out. Think those illegal cluster munitions that explode in every direction. You're bound to get a few hits. Found a nice girl and agreed to meet up at her apartment. This is where it gets funny.

I get to the apartment in Copa and am waiting for the elevator. Up walks a girl who is most definitely another BarraVIP girl and she is stunning. Definitely my type (the fit blood type with a great ass). While we wait (elevator was super slow), I just say Hello, and ask if she speaks English, which she does. We do the friendly chit chat thing 30 seconds or so while we wait, then get in the elevator. At this point her and I are kind of on the same page here and I can tell through the mask that she knows what I'm up to (aka visiting one of her friends). Nonetheless, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So, I ask her if she's interested in grabbing a coffee sometime while I am here in Rio..

[CkNice11]

Any suggestions for two girls one of who speaks English? My first foray after sex prison is a threesome. I have some time to make up.

I had an amazing threesome at the termas monte Carlo. Two true bisexual chicks for a hour if nonstop fun. I felt kike a true pornstar. I got both of there numbers and hooked up with them again on my own time and it was even better. I damn near brought both of them back to the he stayed with me LOL.

[Pahllus Maximus]

That really cracked me up. Seriously funny. I'm still smiling! Others here about the "5 F's" and the longer term, well executed con (marriage) also funny, but true. Good advice as is the other 3 5's: if it flies, floats or fucks, rent, don' t buy. And yep, money cannot buy loyalty.

After 18 months in sex prison USA, I have stuffed wallet and fence post in my pants that I am sure the local ladies will soon relieve. I'm going to have a few peronites and instructions for coffee and BJ for breakfast. Some incredibly useful guides here like Vagabonds PDF files, the Michelin Star book of sorts.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Any suggestions for two girls one of who speaks English? My first foray after sex prison is a threesome. I have some time to make up.

[Anaggie]

Mental note — but some Levitra before my next crazy night at 4 x4 in the middle of August 🤣.

[Xpartan]

Soon enough I'm on an uber to central having just taken one Levitra and a couple of generic sildenafil 30 min previously and can feel a slight warm sensation come over me and a flushing in my face. Hmm. Strong stuff.

Your body might be trying to tell you to go easy on some ED drugs or their combos. I much prefer Cialis to Viagra, for example, it works like a true aphrodisiac for me. But it gave me hot flashes and tachycardia every time I took it. When I told the doctor about it, he looked at me as if I was crazy and asked why I took it more than once if it was the case. He told me never to take it again and stick with cildenafil from then on. Just something to think about. Experimenting with a new ED drug in a 3rd world country during a generational health crisis might not be a good idea for anyone.

[Exec Talent]

Can any of you guys on the ground report on the current status of the former Cancun now Manhattan?

Are. Do Carmo, 64 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20011-020, Brazil.

I have had many a great three-some and foursome there.

Regular rooms were sizable and well equipped.

[SinfullyKorean]

Oops. My bad. I just did that before reading this advice. Noted!

Tip: For a few minutes (maybe up to half HR?) after posting, you can go back and "edit" your post. So instead of posting a new thread, you can edit and correct your previous post. =).

Tip 2: Also, if you're planning on replying to multiple posts, there's a "quote plus" button next to the "Reply with quote" that you're clicking on. Click on the quote plus button on the threads you want to reply to. This will allow you to reply to all the threads in one post instead of creating 3 separate posts for simple responses.

Thank you

Thanks goes out to TiaVoyage, Global, and Zebra for your FRs. I'll be in Rio tomorrow. Your plentiful info will be my guide on my short trip. I hope I enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed SP so far. Do you guys mind sharing how much the sessions and rooms cost you?

I've been so busy posting reports in SP forum that I haven't been reading Rio much. But with my trip coming up tomorrow, and needing to go to the laundry today, I had a couple hours to catch up on your FRs. I know how much time goes into writing these. Thanks again for your diligence! =).

Also, thank you Cane for reminding us (me) of the short "Thank You" etiquette. I never knew about that. I, by default, try to slim down the response thread when I reply. But it's nice to know it's an expected decorum.