Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Xpartan]

Was looking to book a trip to Rio for the first time for memorial day weekend for my birthday. Will probably stay there a whole week. I just seen a roun d trip flight from New York to Rio for $250 bucks with Latam airlines. Can anybody vouch for this airlines. I'm a taller guy so are there seats as bad as spirit. Also I'm a read through the board and see where to stay. Any advice is greatly appreciated.

No, the seats are nothing like Spirit, and you'll get at least 31" pitch. I've flown them quite a few times including from / to JFK. It's an average airline on the par with AA. By that I mean that the seats are probably tired, the food is shit, and the FAs are indifferent, but who cares! You're flying through the night anyway, so try to get some sleep. $250 RT is an absolute steal.

Here is the tip. I presume you're flying via GRU (LATAM doesn't fly nonstop to Rio from JFK AFAIK). So if you have a long layover in Sao Paulo, try to get a ticket agent to put you on the next available flight. Doesn't cost anything to ask, and you might be able to start partying early.

[Vagabundo1]

Ready Players 1, 2, 3.

I was sitting at breakfast, having an omlette, with my boxing heavy bag in my ruck getting ready to PT.

I spied a amigo with a bombeiros shorts and a vasco shirt.

He came up and said, "Vagabundo?

I said I am.

He and player 3 came down.

We caught a uber to centro, Treze de Maio 33.

We cleared from top to bottom.

Highlight was Nicole at 2106, what a tight pussy.

Nicole was banged by Player 2.

I had made an appointment at Onix with Livia, who was recommended by Johnny Walker.

I did in fact bang Livia at 13 h. Player 2 and Player 3 paid, which was nice.

I lead the patrol of me and player 2 and 3 over to Clube 116, the former Secret Terma.

We marked talent, namely Daniela, at 15 h.

We bought some PPE at a store in marachael strasse, then at casa de bombeiros. We picked up more lifeguard local cloths, and Player 3 was already wearing a bombeiro shirt because I had recommended it.

We formed up a 3 man patrol like the buddies in The two deaths of quincas water-bray by jorge amado.

We headed back to TDM33 where I proceeded to bang nicole. OMFG.

What a tight pussy, and the latex kinda slipped off as I finished, so I creamed pied her tight pussy. She had huge tits for such a small frame.

Player 2 and I are thus eskimo brothers.

Then we headed over to Club 116, where Player 3 banged Cereja, who is a morena as hot as Monica mattos, and player banged Daniela. Cereja is top in my list of pernoites, and I had banged her before. Her ass is a work of art. She is from meier. I am in love with her ass. I shall anally fuck her often and with no mercy.

I am such a vagabundo that I get my wingmen laid.

So, Ready Player 1 2 3 is this plotline.

You drop into Rio as a Russian intel agent, or an Israeli, and your mission is to recruit Rio hookers to win world war 4.

[SportFan1]

I never flew Latam air but I recently bought a ticket from them. After you buy the ticket you have to pick your seat, of course the better the seat the more the money. Select a seat with more leg room it shouldn't be that much more.

I actually flew LatAm from JFK GRU in December non stop direct. First time flying with them and it was pretty good. Cannot complain. I actually jumped on that rio ticket from JFK. 290 $ RT with latam cannot beat that. Landing in rio 4/29 who want to link up lmk. Will be second time in rio and third time in Brasil.

[Mr Enternational]

Rio de Janeiro early in the 20th century.

I guess they exposed the Copacabana film backwards when they printed it. But with the miracle of modern cell phones, I have fixed it for them.

[Rio Bob]

Was looking to book a trip to Rio for the first time for memorial day weekend for my birthday. Will probably stay there a whole week. I just seen a round trip flight from New York to Rio for $250 bucks with Latam airlines. Can anybody vouch for this airlines. I'm a taller guy so are there seats as bad as spirit. Also I'm a read through the board and see where to stay. Any advice is greatly appreciated.

I never flew Latam air but I recently bought a ticket from them. After you buy the ticket you have to pick your seat, of course the better the seat the more the money. Select a seat with more leg room it shouldn't be that much more.

[WyattEarp]

Rio de Janeiro early in the 20th century.

It's a pity that so much of old Rio is gone. I believe much of it was erased in Brazil's (as well as the rest of the world) March into modernism in the 50's and 60's.

[CkNice11]

Was looking to book a trip to Rio for the first time for memorial day weekend for my birthday. Will probably stay there a whole week. I just seen a round trip flight from New York to Rio for $250 bucks with Latam airlines. Can anybody vouch for this airlines. I'm a taller guy so are there seats as bad as spirit. Also I'm a read through the board and see where to stay. Any advice is greatly appreciated.

[Vagabundo1]

"Duda" is well on her way out of the favela at 400 per hour.

But keep the knives locked up and I'd think twice before pernoite.

Just to clarify for those MBs not familiar with Brazilian society/culture. There is a Brazilian saying that goes, "We're from the favela but we're not favelados".

Meaning: 1. "Favela" - Born/raised in a poorer neighborhood. 2. "Favelado" - Anyone/somebody who acts or exhibits an unruly or undisciplined manner.

Being "favelada", is really more about associating any girl/GDP, (albeit negras, mulatas, brancas, orientais, or indias), with "a really bad attitude".

This hottie upon appearances looks far from being "just a Rio favela girl". Sure she may have grown up in a neighborhood considered to be a favela, but this girl looks to be head and shoulders above her humble beginnings and by extension, looks to be raising above her station in life. Good for her, if that's her deal..

[Vagabundo1]

Yes I've fucked Duda bare in all her holes pernoite but she lives in the building and it's weird because she lives with her boyfriend and a trans.

She is months out of a favela.

For same quality go to Onix / Livia which johnny walker recommended or Rihanna noir which I found at t31.

Literally dozens same as Duda every day and night.

It's Rio.

You have to be here.

Just to clarify for those MBs not familiar with Brazilian society/culture. There is a Brazilian saying that goes, "We're from the favela but we're not favelados".

Meaning: 1. "Favela" - Born/raised in a poorer neighborhood. 2. "Favelado" - Anyone/somebody who acts or exhibits an unruly or undisciplined manner.

Being "favelada", is really more about associating any girl/GDP, (albeit negras, mulatas, brancas, orientais, or indias), with "a really bad attitude".

This hottie upon appearances looks far from being "just a Rio favela girl". Sure she may have grown up in a neighborhood considered to be a favela, but this girl looks to be head and shoulders above her humble beginnings and by extension, looks to be raising above her station in life. Good for her, if that's her deal.

If you know of this girl and/or have sessioned with her and she really is "favela/favelada", then I stand corrected..

[Spidy]

. . . Duda freitas is new and 18 yo hot, but she's just a Rio favela girl, . . .

Just to clarify for those MBs not familiar with Brazilian society/culture. There is a Brazilian saying that goes, "We're from the favela but we're not favelados".

Meaning: 1. "Favela" - Born/raised in a poorer neighborhood. 2. "Favelado" - Anyone/somebody who acts or exhibits an unruly or undisciplined manner.

Being "favelada", is really more about associating any girl/GDP, (albeit negras, mulatas, brancas, orientais, or indias), with "a really bad attitude".

This hottie upon appearances looks far from being "just a Rio favela girl". Sure she may have grown up in a neighborhood considered to be a favela, but this girl looks to be head and shoulders above her humble beginnings and by extension, looks to be raising above her station in life. Good for her, if that's her deal.

If you know of this girl and/or have sessioned with her and she really is "favela/favelada", then I stand corrected.

... you can get the same thing for prive rates. . . .

Having said all that, what newbie's (who can't wait to get to Brazil) and MBs should take away from much of your extensive reporting on Rio (if they haven't already), is that hotties like Duda, found on Brazilian Escort websites like BarraVIPs.com , can also be found at various other venues, like Hotel Transamerica, prives, boites and termas.

Caveat being, "that timing is everything" and hotties like Duda typically don't last long at certain venues, at a different price points, where their value maybe under appreciated.

Although I personally prefer the "old school" brick-and-mortar approach, given the times we're in and the widening P4P possibilities and choices now on the web, it behooves us to adapt as the P4P situation unfolds and benefits us differently, each individually.

TIP: The Brazilian phrase "Favela Chic", is cool to use, though.

[Vagabundo1]

Precisely my good man.

Well said.

Look [Deleted by Admin], as Joe Rogan might say.

Here is the move.

OK, we are in a brave new social media world.

So, you go to the pool bar at Transamerica with all your video blogging gear.

And you blog the fuck / zoom / have business meetings / with all your most important contacts.

Because who is not the richest, baddest, most wicked fucking awesome alpha male surrounded by hot Brazilian women who play with sex parts like little kids playing with toys.

And your audience is some 50 year old dude who is "rich" in the "Rich world" (the term the economist uses).

And you, my friend, are now, the dude.

The dude.

I mean, appear in court from he bar at the Transamerica (not legal advice, and maybe not good advice, haha).

The girls you are going to fuck live there.

[Member #4729]

Rio de Janeiro early in the 20th century.

[Nounce]

The worse part about that is that it will probably be a mechanical Eastern European girl who rushes you out of the door before your time is up.

Given that is Steve's recommendation, why do you assume the worst without trying?

Even from a distance

How do you overcome the distance? Take all expenses, airfare, lodging, time, into consideration to compare the price.

[Nounce]

Out of curiosity, I looked, and found one listing.

Of course, with AirBnB, one is never sure if guests are allowed in the apartment.

The girls you are going to fuck live there.

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DSL

DSL is Dick Sucking Lips.

DSLR is a camera. Google DSLR and you get many responses.

OK, let's put that up on the CBS Joke Chalkboard, as Jimmy Tingle a Boston comic used to say.

You're at the pool.

A new hooker from SP (usually) or maybe from Nordeste is looking for some high quality pictures.

You say, I can help you. Whip out your DSLR while looking like a pervert at her DSL's.

You arrange to take some high quality pics of the lass.

She reciprocates by wrapping her DSL's around your dick, and sucking.

Boom. There's the (bad, weak) joke. Back to you Brent.

Dear Vagabundo1,

Thank you for your posts, I love to read you!

I am going to book in August some night in the Hotel. Transamerica / Medit.

Could you tell me more about the Transamerica Hotel? Tips, girls at the pool, restaurant, bar, party. Anything you can think of for my first time at the Transamerica.

Thank you very much as always!

PD. What is DSLR?