Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Sperto]

Does anyone know if Rio is 'closed?

Regarding beaches. What I've heard from a friend, read in the papers and seen on Copa webcam, at least Copacabana beach is actually empty. I'm surprised they managed to achieve this.

[Vagabundo1]

The restaurants like joia carioca, rua jardim botanico 594, closed at 21 h last night.

Does anyone know if Rio is 'closed?' -- I. E, bars / restaurants are not open after 5 pm or whatever time? I saw that it was announced 2-3 weeks ago, but (a) I'm not sure if it's still going on or (b) whether it is being enforced and whether restaurants / beaches / clubs / etc are still open. Can anyone in Rio give an update on the on-the-ground situation? I've been to Rio once in 2017 and me and a friend were planning on coming the 4/2 weekend for 2 weeks. But now I'm not sure whether we should just wait if the bars / clubs are closed. Last time I was there, me and my friends went to Dolce Vita. And I liked the scene of picking up pros / 'working college girls' at a club environment (we didn't visit the termas).

[Golfinho]

I looked at this post and realized why you have to pay for it.
And by the way, out of those 126 posts, how many times did I get any worthwhile guidance? Five times.
With condoms, I don't see it worth flying 10,000 miles.

Some worthwhile guidance: if you can't get it up in a condom, find another girl. It clearly can't be your fault.

[HarryDubois]

I looked at Mr Pornhubs post history and got a good laugh. 126 posts just asking questions regarding dozens of countries and never travelling to none. Imagine how much time the forum members wasted on replying.

I looked at this post and realized why you have to pay for it.

And by the way, out of those 126 posts, how many times did I get any worthwhile guidance? Five times?

This is the "International Sex Guide".

Really, the forum should be closed and you guys, you know who you are, should just set up some whatsapp groups to swap stories. Get with the technology.

How do you find BBFS in Rio? I have searched the forum. Most common answer is "You can't". But some answer "You can, maybe, like 10% chance. " Is it mainly black women? Less expensive women? Less experienced? Or just good luck? And I have been fixed by the way.

With condoms, I don't see it worth flying 10,000 miles.

[HarryDubois]

I get it. A lot of men who pay for sex lack shall we say people skills. That's why they pay for it. But this forum is called a guide. You are supposed to be coming here for guidance. Which I am.

Now, in case anybody normal is reading this, how easy is to get BBFS in Rio?

[Vagabundo1]

I spoke with a contact here about the covid guidance in SP.

He said that a business owner there was arrested for not complying, handcuffed, put in jail, had his head and beard shaved. Despite a judge releasing him, he now has a criminal record which prevents certain opportunities. So, this issue is in controversy.

How the rubber meets the road, here in barra / RJ, I have yet to see -- I haven't seen impacts here, except that restaurants like the bar around the corner from solarium are closing at 21 h when normally they would be open much longer.

In any case, it's a healthy thing to monger from sunrise to sunset. I need to follow this advice, as I type this at 01 h30 on Saturday morning!

The mayor of Rio had a press conference Thursday where he said he wants to close Rio de Janeiro but it wouldn't make sense unless the other states agree to close their borders too. Otherwise, we could fly into SP and then take a bus to Rio. I think they are closing buzios to foreigners as well.

[Pooloo3232]

Does anyone know if Rio is 'closed?' -- I. E, bars / restaurants are not open after 5 pm or whatever time? I saw that it was announced 2-3 weeks ago, but (a) I'm not sure if it's still going on or (b) whether it is being enforced and whether restaurants / beaches / clubs / etc are still open. Can anyone in Rio give an update on the on-the-ground situation? I've been to Rio once in 2017 and me and a friend were planning on coming the 4/2 weekend for 2 weeks. But now I'm not sure whether we should just wait if the bars / clubs are closed. Last time I was there, me and my friends went to Dolce Vita. And I liked the scene of picking up pros / 'working college girls' at a club environment (we didn't visit the termas).

[Vagabundo1]

I like club 13 and 15 on the same street.

Midori, who of course bears a resemblance to midori the porn star, worked at club 15 or 13; though I had met her first in vm, where she told me she had no kids which was a lie. \.

The good thing about her is she is a pharma student and she gets tested regularly, and insists I do to, which is required for my harem.

She also is well broken in, and takes it anally very easily, in contrast to Monique who has a very tight sphincter.

Again, well done!

Sperto, I did the same thing, dying laughing at his posts.

Been in a great routine with garotas, doing the 2 for 20 special in the AM. Why 2 for 20?

I go to cheap prives in av 33 maio, praca olavo bilac, or uruguiana and get a garota for 20 minutes usually 60 reals. I don't bust on the first one, then go to another prive and do the same thing. Damage, 120 reals usually combined. TONS of girl next door types at the trashy joints, the kinds you see on the subway or the supermarket and just want to bend her over.

Then at night been rotating 3 terapias on RB, and with the same girls. And they let me BBFS. It's fucking amazing, usually 60 min 160-170. I tell them I'm only seeing them as I go every third day, they may know I'm lying but idc and idk if they care. What's funny is they initiated it after I repeat a session, saying it feels so much better. Just, please god not aids.

Just hit up ruo olvidor 130 sala 707 today, 4 MILF types, blonde was DFK DATY and anal no extra fee. As always ymmv.

[Vagabundo1]

This is a report of distinction for sure.

We mongers have to have a pro forma budget.

So, if I am doing accounting correctly, this is a cost of less than 300 r per day (120 r for two sessions of 20 minutes in the morning, and a 1 h session for 160 r at night, for $280).

This is why I head to centro.

The custo / vale pena analysis is much better than barra (if anyone has good reports of recreio, I am interested, I bet it is good at the local prives there, as that is where the locals go).

If you're going to do this for a month or more, then your pro forma adds up.

280 x30 is less than 9000 reais a month.

9000 x 12 is less than 108,000 reais a year.

Then you need some kind of permanent resident visa and retirement income over 108 k plus lodging per year.

The only thing I would add is to be on PReP which reduces risk, but doesn't eliminate it.

Outstanding reporting!

Sperto, I did the same thing, dying laughing at his posts.

Been in a great routine with garotas, doing the 2 for 20 special in the AM. Why 2 for 20?

I go to cheap prives in av 33 maio, praca olavo bilac, or uruguiana and get a garota for 20 minutes usually 60 reals. I don't bust on the first one, then go to another prive and do the same thing. Damage, 120 reals usually combined. TONS of girl next door types at the trashy joints, the kinds you see on the subway or the supermarket and just want to bend her over..

[Sperto]

Just hit up ruo olvidor 130 sala 707 today, 4 MILF types, blonde was DFK DATY and anal no extra fee. As always ymmv.

It seems like your doing very fine.
Rua do Ouvidor 130, sala 707. That's Stellas Massagem. You MUST try Kelly. She's a legend on the local forums. I had her many times the last 13 years. She's absolutely amazing! Tall, fit, superfit, silicon ttis (which I normally dislike) and super sweet. Three holes, R$50 (at least last year). Her BBJCIM is oustanding. Normally I'm not a fan of anal, but Kellys is an exception.

Ask for a new disposable sheet. There's a a bathroom for the girls where you can wash your d*ck before and after.

P.S Kelly usually have a line of guys waiting for her. Go there early, around 10.30 AM and you'll be her first customer.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Sperto, I did the same thing, dying laughing at his posts.

Been in a great routine with garotas, doing the 2 for 20 special in the AM. Why 2 for 20?

I go to cheap prives in av 33 maio, praca olavo bilac, or uruguiana and get a garota for 20 minutes usually 60 reals. I don't bust on the first one, then go to another prive and do the same thing. Damage, 120 reals usually combined. TONS of girl next door types at the trashy joints, the kinds you see on the subway or the supermarket and just want to bend her over.

Then at night been rotating 3 terapias on RB, and with the same girls. And they let me BBFS. It's fucking amazing, usually 60 min 160-170. I tell them I'm only seeing them as I go every third day, they may know I'm lying but idc and idk if they care. What's funny is they initiated it after I repeat a session, saying it feels so much better. Just, please god not aids.

Just hit up ruo olvidor 130 sala 707 today, 4 MILF types, blonde was DFK DATY and anal no extra fee. As always ymmv.

[Vagabundo1]

Lawyers Guns and Money. Body armor, taser.

As I mentioned somewhere previously, you can also buy a taser (75 r), and a plate carrier (180 r) at a shop across the street from the main police station on Rua Gomes Freire. The law firm investigator who represents Lapa Irish Bar trains with two female cops, who are superhot, and a protip source of the best non pros to date, because, as I said, girls should carry the pistols, so men can carry them heavier long guns. Like McCrae says in Lonesome Dove, a hooker can slit your jugular vein right below your ear on your neck just as easily as a Comanche; Maria in Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls says the same thing pretty much, which is why certain governments are sending in male / female SF teams; the best hookers in the world being in Rio, the key is finding a girl you can trust, and who likes and can use all them weapons. The most powerful weapon on the battlefield is a camera, to wit, one can buy drones and security cameras at RB156, which is a good step for security in a rental, especially if you are going to live in that open air Airbnb on top of Babi, which is a invitation to get whacked if you're a ugly gringo. 'Course, all that could be avoided by a trip to Metro Uruguiana, where you should get a $25 r Vasco shirt, as many of the cops, bus drivers, and lower paid folks from Zona Norte are Vasco. If you are really smart and have the money, you could talk to a local law firm and have them get a driver for you, as a vehicle is the best security, especially a local driver who has experience working with global firms like an oil services company, and who speaks good English.

Party on Garth and Warren.

I went home with the waitress.

The way I always do.

How was I to know.

She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana.

I took a little risk.

Send lawyers guns and money.

Dad get me out of this (ha).

I'm the innocent bystander.

Somehow I got stuck.

Between a rock and a hard place.

And I'm down on my luck.

Yes I'm down on my luck.

Well I'm down on my luck.

And I'm hiding in Honduras.

I'm a desperate man.

Send lawyers guns and money.

The shit has hit the fan.

Send lawyers guns and money (ugh).

Send lawyers guns and money (hit it).

Send lawyers guns and money (ooh. Hey uh) (hey uh. Yeah).

Lawyers Guns and Money.

So, Harry, as long as you're bringing in a RPG, I suggest a few SAMs, you know Stingers, haha.

If you want to buy a gun, anyone who is dealing weed can eventually hook you up into the right supply chain. Expect 80,000 r for a FNFAL.

You can find a gun store near the former secret terma, but you need the right paperwork from the Federal Police.

You can also legally buy air guns, including ones that resemble very closely pistols. However, tactically, I would strongly warn against carrying a fake pistol. It can only get you in more trouble if not dead..

[Sperto]

I looked at Mr Pornhubs post history and got a good laugh. 126 posts just asking questions regarding dozens of countries and never travelling to none. Imagine how much time the forum members wasted on replying.

[Vagabundo1]

Lawyers Guns and Money.

So, Harry, as long as you're bringing in a RPG, I suggest a few SAMs, you know Stingers, haha.

If you want to buy a gun, anyone who is dealing weed can eventually hook you up into the right supply chain. Expect 80,000 r for a FNFAL.

You can find a gun store near the former secret terma, but you need the right paperwork from the Federal Police.

You can also legally buy air guns, including ones that resemble very closely pistols. However, tactically, I would strongly warn against carrying a fake pistol. It can only get you in more trouble if not dead.

You can buy long air rifles, which are tactically sound, but you need to practice; as I mentioned you can buy spearguns, which, again are tactically sound, again if only for deterence. Watch your james bond, and carry some swim fins to give you cover for action to carry a spear gun. No one in their right mind is going to attack a victim who has a spear gun compared to some overweight balding easy mark with a rolex and gold chains. On copa beach there are locals who go spear gun fishing every day near the fort. Buy a old pair of utilities and go diving in them, they work just fine, and that's how military divers train for dives of less than 50 meters, and to come ashore. You can also see those military divers at work in urca.

Or you could bring a vice, and drill, and figure out how to get 80% parts, and make your own, like granddaddy did on copperhead road.

The law firm investigator who works at the law firm that represents lapa irish bar can hook you up with a firearm, but it's kind of one of those "does this guy represent a good business risk (of my firm losing its law license)" so don't come across the way you post here, or they will definitely never help you get a lethal weapon. That said, if you have enough money, his law firm will be glad to take it from you to keep you from getting ass raped in bangu for a significant amount of time.

But the main thing you need is a sense of humor, and the best advice for soldiers going into combat I ever heard -- it's best to assume you are already dead -- memento mori, in the original Latin.

[HarryDubois]

LOL, I don't know how to explain the difference between a good fuck and a masturbation. And no, she will not stop returning your calls if you're not a total jerk, either because she'll want more money from you, due to your winning personality or both.

A good fuck, yes definitely. However here is the deal. Condoms. I have already messaged on whatsapp some of the kind young ladies of Rio and they all said "You're not getting near my vagina or anus without a condom!" I've never used condoms because I have never before had sex outside marriage. So I've done some experimenting. At the nearest drugstore I got a box of Durex Real Feel.

https://www.amazon.com/Condoms-Durex.../dp/B08LDPR3YH

Took a 50 MG viagra. Turned on the porn. Got to work. And it was WORK. After I think an hour I finally ejaculated. It has been compared to eating with a plastic bag covering your tongue. I don't think I'd even call it sex. There should be a new word for this. Near Sex Experience. Pleasure Free Sex.

About the money, I've had some experience with sexting relationships with Russian, Asian and Latina girls. No money, no time for you. Think about it. You are a steady customer of a hooker and you have a very cordial relationship. GFE all the way. One day you sit down with her and have a little talk "Listen, Brittany, with the economy these days, I'm tight on cash. So how about this. We keep dating but I don't pay you. We have such great times together. Can't we make it into a real relationship?" what are the chances that Brittany is ever going to spread those amazing, long, sexy legs again for you? There is probably one customer in thousand who becomes a boyfriend. Basically she is an actress and the relationship is a fantasy in your brain. Isn't porn the same thing but free? I'm just asking seriously.

Isreal?! The Middle East?! Isn't that a war zone? With Daily bombings? And YOU'RE afraid of going to Rio?! lol

Actually, you'd be very surprised. I am not getting a commission from the Ministry of Tourism. Tourism is in fact banned at the moment. However there is close to zero crime or violence in Jewish neighborhoods and no terrorism. It has been almost absolutely quiet since 2006. The number of Jewish civilians killed by Muslim terrorists in the past decade has been in the low single digits on average per year. And no crime. No serial killers. No muggings. No rapes. Hot girls walking home alone from clubs on quiet streets after midnight. Five year olds in urban low income neighborhoods walking to school alone and asking strangers to help them cross the street. As a New Yorker, it was a culture shock. Sadly there are occasional domestic homicides and once in a blue moon a professional hit connected to the drug trade.

On the other hand there is Iran. Israel and Iran are in a relationship similar to the Soviet Union and the US about 1960. Nothing might happen, however if things go sideways, we are all dead.