Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

I w In RB156, one must go to some front desk where one gets a pass of some sort to go up to the floors via elevator.

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They must have changed the rules. I never had to stop at the desk in 156 to get a pass, 75% of the time there wouldn't be anyone sitting there.

[Sperto]

There are plenty of nude beaches in Brazil. Many of these beaches are extremely beautiful.
Don't get any ideas like "Wow, I'm going to a brazilian nude beach, take photos and take part in a giant suruba on the beach."

Some notes on nude beaches in Brazil:
1. In several of the best nude beaches no single men are allowed (that's not the case in Abricó).
2. I can only recall one nude beach in Brazil where girls were in majority, normally single men are in majority (boiolas are not rare).
3. You have to remove your clothes.
4. If you try to take hidden photos, be careful or you might be beaten up. Taking photos of your GF is OK.
5. In European nude beaches many of the women are a sight you wish you could forget. In Brazilian nude beaches there are really smoking hot girls.
6. Bring a girl to the nude beach. If you bring a girl it will be more accepted to check out both the single girls and the girls in company with guys. Bringing girl shows that you're not a threat or a dirt-bag.
7. It's possible to have sex with your GF at the nude beaches, but be very discreet. Do it in the water or in the the bushes. You must be respectful.
8. Don't expect sex orgies. There are couples and also single girls looking for swinger action. However that action will not happen on the beach, rather in a motel.

P.S I recommend biking from Copacabana to Grumari and Abricó. The ride have a fantastic scenery. Copacabana-Ipanema-Leblon-ciclovia Tim Maia-São Conrado-Barra da Tijuca-Reserva da Barra-Recreio-Prainha-Abricó-Grumari. Round-trip, 85 km. The last part, after Recreio is hilly and very beautiful.
P.P.S On my nude beach list Abricó isn't close to be one of the best ones.

[Xpartan]

It was busy, but only 20% female. The females who were there were very hot negras and mulatas mainly ... I would only go back with a girl. If you make it down as far as Grumari, you may as well make a few days of it and go to Ihla Grande because you're halfway there.

Yeah, I suspected it'd be more like a sausage fest. Every nude beach I've been to is like dozens of males and 10 or so females.

Not interested in Ilha Grande at this time, just was there last January. Actually IG along with Parati was the last international trip I took before the fucking Covid. But yeah, it's amazing.

[Golfinho]

Check your PM Vagabundo.

Nudismo beaches in Brazil are notoriously infested with homosexuals, tv's and the like. But, you may get lucky.

[Vagabundo1]

I went to Treze de maio 33 / sala 3206 today at 13 h.

In short, there were 4 girls, all 3's -- fat, not big asses, just fat; flabby bodies; no attractive faces.

Vagabundo doesn't need 9's and above. Not in a prive. A hard bodied, 18 year old works.

Not one worth doing.

I did check out the infamous protein shake rail covered staircases, and I can see how the stairs would be a good option, but I did not have a map of the good salas.

Thus, I need to research gpguia, gparena, forumx, etc.

There was no special registration required for TDM33. In RB156, one must go to some front desk where one gets a pass of some sort to go up to the floors via elevator.

I did find some technology sources, and since this is a technology enabled platform, I may post some of my possible choices for a gamer quality laptop or desktop.

I need to brush off my old lists of centro and other area prives, to include barra. The best spartan senor sperto procedure is to source talent from the prives through diligent apresentacaos, which is also work / exercise and a good reason to ingest lots of coconut water, water, and the excellent local pharma engov, which apparently has some medicine unique to Brazil.

[Jrealyo]

Check your PM Vagabundo.

It was busy, but only 20% female. The females who were there were very hot negras and mulatas mainly.

I had become interested in a trip to Praia Grumari after seeing it as a location for the beach pictures of my top girls, like Rihanna Noir (who apparently is in the hospital with the rona). When I asked around the pool bar about Praia Grumari, everyone kept saying it is a praia nudismo. When I asked Monique about it, she was super excited and motivated, so I figured WTF. The actual nude beach is small, the eastern half of Praia Abrico, Praia Abrico being to the East of Grumari, which is a large beach, maybe a full kilometer or more. The drive to Grumari is really nice, over low rolling hills. There are no gringos. The scenery in the Western half of Barra (P7 - 12, and then Grumari) looks more like Hawaii than anything I've seen in Brazil. Half of Praia Abrico is regular, clothed, and has a very cool Beach Club bar area with cabanas. The construction is very low key and local, using local materials, etc. So, in summary, there is a ton of the best beach eye candy in the regular clothed areas of Praia Abrico and Praia Grumari. Since Monique enjoyed running around butt nekid, and we banged before and after back at my place (and swam around and bumped peepees), I had a good time, but I would only go back with a girl. If you make it down as far as Grumari, you may as well make a few days of it and go to Ihla Grande because you're halfway there.

[Vagabundo1]

Grumari. Further thoughts, lessons learned.

1. Waterproof everything. Those neck pendants with a compartment that is clear for a cell phone are essential, as are the GoPro scuba housing fixed with a length of 550 parachute cord to make it a pendant too. Both of those items I kept with me in my "shoulder holster" hiking buttpack (local brand trilhas and rumos, bought on Rua Alfandega between Uruguiana metro and 502, the scuba dive shop where you can also buy a spear gun and get your james bond on if you happen to not have a Walther PPK or Glock 43 size pistol; in the police shop across from the Federal Police station on Rua Gomes Freire you can also buy a plate carrier for body armor (lowest one was 180 reais), a cattle prod shocker for 75 reais), and a civil police golf shirt). I took out all my peripherals, like earphones, bluetooth phones, etc, and laid them on my Bombeiros Militar shorts when I went swimming. It's not that I don't trust Monique, but I don't trust Monique, or, for that matter the rest of the locals on the beach. Monique doesn't have a cell phone, and much as I like her ass and pussy's resemblance to the pornstar Monique, that indicates that she probably has been a theft victim; that and the kind of endearing, but slightly tweaked look on her eyes and smile that looks like she has taken a punch or two, which breaks my heart as her lover, but which again, indicates that she's not going to win a fight to protect my property. In addition to the inner shorts and outside pocket-ed Bombeiros Militar shorts I wore I also wore a red rash guard / UV protection long sleeved swim shirt. I wear local fireman gear again, for a little more protection on the theory that if I keep my gringo mouth shut in the first 15 seconds a criminal walks by me, he will choose another victim than a member of the state civil service, which even the lifeguard at your pool is. I did forget my rio lifeguard cap, but makes a nice part of the essentail beach gearlist; the red boonie cover grupo maritimo is best for sun days, and has the added benefit of not being a negative in any sense to the criminals, which the bombeiro militar cloths might be. Grupo Maritimo is just the coast guard, there to save lives on the sea, ditto rio lifeguards.

2. OK, the reason I mention this is because being nekkid is not optional on the praia nudismo. A man from the association in a green ball cap and nothing else comes up to you a few minutes after your waiter or waitress (there were nude waitresses, which is something I could get used to; just need to make it only females nude, not both sexes) gets your beach chair and umbrella and basically says, take it all off, and it is posted when you go in that past this point everything is nude. Well, I was one of about 8 guys there with a nude girl, like bringing your own bottle of wine to the party.

3. Monique, who has a 6 face, has a 8-9 body. She's a 23 year old dopple ganger for the black pornstar monique. My uncut sausage loves her holes, and that's all that I really care about with respect to callsign monique. So we ordered mocueqa, but of course they screwed us, instead of a mocuequa with corvina for 100 r, which is healthy, they deep fried the fish and the fries. But she loved it, it is like the equivalent of taking your favorite hooker to a swing festa. It's a big bonus for her. It was like that swing bar, club mix in Praca XV in that regard -- IE how it was a positive for her. I mean, hookers are surrounded by random naked men and women all day, and this was pretty much the same.

4. So, in my shoulder holster hiking pack, if I had enough forethought, I could have waterproofed all the peripherals so I could go swimming with all my gear. But nothing got stolen from the beach so it was OK. I would have worn one less layer of shorts -- just the shorts with the pockets, where I keep my leather fireman gloves which I mentioned before. I wore my velcro / fake leather / sandels with a backstrap, which I bought for 70 reais in one of the shoe stores on av passos near alfandega near Metro Uruguiana / Vargas. These sandals work great, and one can swim fine in them.

5. So there you have it. Oh, of course I wore swim goggles, and if you want to take underwater pictures of your girl, I recommend taking two pairs of swim goggles, but that is extra credit and a digression.

6. As far as nude beaches go, monique informs me that there is also a nude beach on Ihla Governador near GIG airport, but of course I would not swim there. Of course, swimming was awesome at Praia grumari, to include making out, having some underwater sex in the surf. It's a really nice beach as far as swimming goes.

7. Recreio in general and that area around Grumari needless to say is super high risk as it is locals only and high crime. I only carried one of my 3 cell phones having left the others in my room under lock, which is how ISG mandingoblack rolls, and is a rule that bubba boy's guide recommends (only carry stuff you can have stolen in high risk areas, and if you are threatened with a weapon, be ready to just give up the stuff). My "shoulder holster" pack has a capacity of about 2.5 liters, enough for a 750 ML bottle of Jameson's as I mentioned, as well as a sheath knife. But I am probably not going to get into a knife fight to keep my stuff if a criminal threatens me with a knife, and definitely not with a gun.

8. Monique was my guide, of course, and she doesn't want me to get robbed either, since that's her ride back, and in the event, it all went fine.

9. No photos are permitted of course, so you have to be careful about taking pictures of yourself and your girl. Best to take pics in the surf, and to sit back near the rocks for this reason.

During the research phase of my trip planning I became interested in Restinga the Marambaia and Praia Grumari due to my preference for more natural beaches and a desire to get away from the crowds. The pictures synced it. So I have rented a car for my last weekend in Rio before I hit SP. I plan to rent a car and spend a day or two on Praia Grumari with a favorite new girl on the 2nd day. Restinga the Marambaia also caught my eye, but sadly is not open for car travel. I wonder if people are allowed there by boat? As for Ihla Grande, that beautiful island will have to wait for a proposed 2nd trip in October which is looking more likely every day due to the slow roll out of vaccines in LOS.

I can't wait until I arrive in Rio. I know the town is not as lively as it was a year and a half ago, but the girls are still there. It's will be my pleasure to find them.

[Member #4698]

It was busy, but only 20% female. The females who were there were very hot negras and mulatas mainly.

I had become interested in a trip to Praia Grumari after seeing it as a location for the beach pictures of my top girls, like Rihanna Noir (who apparently is in the hospital with the rona). When I asked around the pool bar about Praia Grumari, everyone kept saying it is a praia nudismo. When I asked Monique about it, she was super excited and motivated, so I figured WTF. The actual nude beach is small, the eastern half of Praia Abrico, Praia Abrico being to the East of Grumari, which is a large beach, maybe a full kilometer or more. The drive to Grumari is really nice, over low rolling hills. There are no gringos. The scenery in the Western half of Barra (P7 - 12, and then Grumari) looks more like Hawaii than anything I've seen in Brazil. Half of Praia Abrico is regular, clothed, and has a very cool Beach Club bar area with cabanas. The construction is very low key and local, using local materials, etc. So, in summary, there is a ton of the best beach eye candy in the regular clothed areas of Praia Abrico and Praia Grumari. Since Monique enjoyed running around butt nekid, and we banged before and after back at my place (and swam around and bumped peepees), I had a good time, but I would only go back with a girl. If you make it down as far as Grumari, you may as well make a few days of it and go to Ihla Grande because you're halfway there.

During the research phase of my trip planning I became interested in Restinga the Marambaia and Praia Grumari due to my preference for more natural beaches and a desire to get away from the crowds. The pictures synced it. So I have rented a car for my last weekend in Rio before I hit SP. I plan to rent a car and spend a day or two on Praia Grumari with a favorite new girl on the 2nd day. Restinga the Marambaia also caught my eye, but sadly is not open for car travel. I wonder if people are allowed there by boat? As for Ihla Grande, that beautiful island will have to wait for a proposed 2nd trip in October which is looking more likely every day due to the slow roll out of vaccines in LOS.

I can't wait until I arrive in Rio. I know the town is not as lively as it was a year and a half ago, but the girls are still there. It's will be my pleasure to find them.

[Vagabundo1]

It was busy, but only 20% female. The females who were there were very hot negras and mulatas mainly.

I had become interested in a trip to Praia Grumari after seeing it as a location for the beach pictures of my top girls, like Rihanna Noir (who apparently is in the hospital with the rona). When I asked around the pool bar about Praia Grumari, everyone kept saying it is a praia nudismo. When I asked Monique about it, she was super excited and motivated, so I figured WTF. The actual nude beach is small, the eastern half of Praia Abrico, Praia Abrico being to the East of Grumari, which is a large beach, maybe a full kilometer or more. The drive to Grumari is really nice, over low rolling hills. There are no gringos. The scenery in the Western half of Barra (P7 - 12, and then Grumari) looks more like Hawaii than anything I've seen in Brazil. Half of Praia Abrico is regular, clothed, and has a very cool Beach Club bar area with cabanas. The construction is very low key and local, using local materials, etc. So, in summary, there is a ton of the best beach eye candy in the regular clothed areas of Praia Abrico and Praia Grumari. Since Monique enjoyed running around butt nekid, and we banged before and after back at my place (and swam around and bumped peepees), I had a good time, but I would only go back with a girl. If you make it down as far as Grumari, you may as well make a few days of it and go to Ihla Grande because you're halfway there.

Was it busy, any eye candy?

[Xpartan]

Monique and I went to the nude beach.

260 for drinks and food.

Priceless is taking your girl to a nude beach and banging afterwards.

Flcn says I'm. Fucking all day.

Tis so!

Was it busy, any eye candy?

[Mr Enternational]

P.S Rua Buenos Aires 85. This priv building is history. It used to be an excellent trash-priv-building. Five floors with cheap prives with often very good quality. Anyway, the spiral stairs at RBA85 were the worst you could imagine. Extremely narrow and with incredibly dirty railings (rust, sperm and god knows what else). Meeting a fat guy in those stairs were mission impossible.

Just came across these. Took them in 2014 after the old girl closed her doors. Sure I posted them back then as well.

[Spidy]

This is about right but I think I need a fourth performance corner. Maybe you tried to capture that in attitude, but it's different. Like Fortune (London Diva) is absolutely a 9 on body 9 on face and 10 on attitude as close to theoretically good as possible. But her DFK is light and her BJ just OK. So she's a 7 on performance when you bring in that fourth vertex.

That said, even on the four corners scale I had a handful of girls who hit all four corners hard in 2019:

Andressa. Scandallo So Paulo 9999.

Tatiana. Aurora Moscow 9988.

Alexa. Seeking Arrangement Vegas 9988.

Valentina. Seeking Arrangement Buenos Aires 8899.

Megan. Seeking Arrangement NYC 8898.

I consider myself very lucky. This is about 10% of girls I saw. That's pretty amazing because all four corners is a unicorn and unicorns don't happen often. Technically I suppose only Andressa is the true unicorn. 9999. Wow.

Steve, the "performance" metric, is a definite must have, but only after or post "the dirty deed". For the most part, I use my triangle (face-body-attitude) to gauge the women of interest, pre "the dirty deed".

Again, "body" and "attitude" is the very least and a must have for me to do the deed.

[Vagabundo1]

So I paid Monique 500 for 2.5 days and two pernoites starting Wednesday 17h to Saturday at 21h.

2 pops Thursday.

5 Friday.

4 Saturday.

45 reais per orgasm.

Plus food, drinks, ganja, 99 rides 800.

I need to start a reality show.

I banged Monique two times after getting back from the nude beach which she liked.

I liked banging her.

Flcn keeps. Asking me to get various pharma products and sometimes cash because he's low on his own supply or he loses his card.

It's like californication, here at hotel California.

[Vagabundo1]

Another reason for gloves.

Haha.

Medical gloves are key to good oral sex.

G spot, come hither.

Google it.

And sometimes the sixth floor would be open for business as well.

[Vagabundo1]

I banged Monique two times after getting back from the nude beach which she liked.

I liked banging her.

Flcn keeps. Asking me to get various pharma products and sometimes cash because he's low on his own supply or he loses his card.

It's like californication, here at hotel California.

Well Monique and I did hula hula and barra posto 7 beach.

Swam at the yellow flag.

278 reais for lunch and drinks.

Smoked weed on the beach in barra like city of god the movie.

Went to recreio. Awesome.

Tried to get up to nude beach at grumari but ran out of daylight.

Came back to Transamerica.

Fucked to Ana foxxx kink.com.

Rappi for big Macs.

Will fuck. Pernoite too.