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03-19-21 15:18 #22933
Posts: 2246Lawyers Guns and Money
Lawyers Guns and Money.
So, Harry, as long as you're bringing in a RPG, I suggest a few SAMs, you know Stingers, haha.
If you want to buy a gun, anyone who is dealing weed can eventually hook you up into the right supply chain. Expect 80,000 r for a FNFAL.
You can find a gun store near the former secret terma, but you need the right paperwork from the Federal Police.
You can also legally buy air guns, including ones that resemble very closely pistols. However, tactically, I would strongly warn against carrying a fake pistol. It can only get you in more trouble if not dead.
You can buy long air rifles, which are tactically sound, but you need to practice; as I mentioned you can buy spearguns, which, again are tactically sound, again if only for deterence. Watch your james bond, and carry some swim fins to give you cover for action to carry a spear gun. No one in their right mind is going to attack a victim who has a spear gun compared to some overweight balding easy mark with a rolex and gold chains. On copa beach there are locals who go spear gun fishing every day near the fort. Buy a old pair of utilities and go diving in them, they work just fine, and that's how military divers train for dives of less than 50 meters, and to come ashore. You can also see those military divers at work in urca.
Or you could bring a vice, and drill, and figure out how to get 80% parts, and make your own, like granddaddy did on copperhead road.
The law firm investigator who works at the law firm that represents lapa irish bar can hook you up with a firearm, but it's kind of one of those "does this guy represent a good business risk (of my firm losing its law license)" so don't come across the way you post here, or they will definitely never help you get a lethal weapon. That said, if you have enough money, his law firm will be glad to take it from you to keep you from getting ass raped in bangu for a significant amount of time.
But the main thing you need is a sense of humor, and the best advice for soldiers going into combat I ever heard -- it's best to assume you are already dead -- memento mori, in the original Latin.
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03-19-21 12:34 #22932
Posts: 249Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
https://www.amazon.com/Condoms-Durex.../dp/B08LDPR3YH
Took a 50 MG viagra. Turned on the porn. Got to work. And it was WORK. After I think an hour I finally ejaculated. It has been compared to eating with a plastic bag covering your tongue. I don't think I'd even call it sex. There should be a new word for this. Near Sex Experience. Pleasure Free Sex.
About the money, I've had some experience with sexting relationships with Russian, Asian and Latina girls. No money, no time for you. Think about it. You are a steady customer of a hooker and you have a very cordial relationship. GFE all the way. One day you sit down with her and have a little talk "Listen, Brittany, with the economy these days, I'm tight on cash. So how about this. We keep dating but I don't pay you. We have such great times together. Can't we make it into a real relationship?" what are the chances that Brittany is ever going to spread those amazing, long, sexy legs again for you? There is probably one customer in thousand who becomes a boyfriend. Basically she is an actress and the relationship is a fantasy in your brain. Isn't porn the same thing but free? I'm just asking seriously.
Originally Posted by JavaMan [View Original Post]
On the other hand there is Iran. Israel and Iran are in a relationship similar to the Soviet Union and the US about 1960. Nothing might happen, however if things go sideways, we are all dead.
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03-19-21 08:42 #22931
Posts: 1428Originally Posted by HarryDubois [View Original Post]
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03-19-21 08:15 #22930
Posts: 437Originally Posted by Spidy [View Original Post]
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03-19-21 07:37 #22929
Posts: 1957Dude, just go.
Originally Posted by HarryDubois [View Original Post]
And no, she will not stop returning your calls if you're not a total jerk, either because she'll want more money from you, due to your winning personality or both. And if she does, there are thousands more where she comes from. Cheers!
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03-19-21 07:16 #22928
Posts: 249New York City IS THE WORLD
Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
Ok, I'm ready go to Rio. (Provided that the country doesn't shut down before my flight April 12 which with my luck I'm sure it will.)
Just one final big philosophical question: How is sex with a working girl better than masturbating while watching a working girl have sex on Pornhub? I'm very serious. If you know that she's just doing it for the cash and the minute the cash is gone, she will stop returning your calls, plus you've got to wear a condom which I personally hate, what's the point really? Upside of porn: free, super convenient, no STDs, no sudden national shutdowns or stray bullets from gang wars to deal with, etc.
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03-19-21 05:45 #22927
Posts: 1538Originally Posted by Sperto [View Original Post]
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03-19-21 04:14 #22926
Posts: 4053Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
Nine days ago Secretário de Saúde was speaking about closing Rio for tourists, but his suggestion wasn't approved.
https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...estadual.ghtml
What will happen is that Paes intend to close the beaches this weekend.
https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/paes-de...id-19-24931619
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03-19-21 03:03 #22925
Posts: 6422Rio Tourism Ban
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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03-19-21 02:20 #22924
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by Bravo [View Original Post]
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03-18-21 23:38 #22923
Posts: 1538Sky Has Fallen!!
I never thought I would see the day when I couldn't just jump on a plane and fly to my favorite destination in the world. One of my favoritas just whatsapp me in tears because it was just announced on TV that the state of Rio De Janeiro is officially closed for tourists. They have not given a time line on how long the ban will be for.
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03-18-21 23:22 #22922
Posts: 2246I don't know but it's right in the middle there in your graphic.
There are several.
The lights are the way to find them.
Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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03-18-21 22:43 #22921
Posts: 1119Meeting the Famous Boxer, Marvelous Marvin Hagler at HELP!
So the Boxing sports world lost a legend on March 13th, 2021, Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
It was way back in the day (90's), that I ran into him and his brother, at HELP during carnival. He was one of the nicest sports celebs you'll ever meet. I was very surprised at how much taller I was (me 5'11) than him, but make no mistake about it, he was a solid muscular man, from head to toe (and good looking). Obviously not someone to be messed with. He shall missed by family and those in the sporting world.
Pretty sure I'd taken a pic of him and his brother back then, but can't seem to find it. Anyway here is a little nostalgia from that Rio Carnival era.
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03-18-21 20:08 #22920
Posts: 2843New Seret Terma
What is the Secret of the Address?
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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03-18-21 19:32 #22919
Posts: 4053Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]