Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Monday night we left 4 X4 and took Uber to Vila Mimosa. I did not know an address, so I just put in Mosaico. 9. 88 reais. I had the driver let us out right at the bridge so my brother could experience the walk and peee on the wall for initiation. There was a parking lot open for business and my brother asked who the hell would be parking there; there is nothing around here. Beats the hell out of me. We turned the corner and I took one last picture.

The place was an old shell of itself. Hardly any chicks and the smell has gotten really worse. In the usual spots I saw definitely 1 and maybe another chick that I would fuck. I asked one chick the price and she said 65 reais.

We walked out of that alley and went across the street looking. Found a new gem of a place that I have not seen before. Silvia 52! This is the best spot in VM. They have cut 55 gallon barrels and made them into chairs. They have big screen TVs and the place is very clean. We went in and ordered 2 caipirinhas. 10 reais each. 3 chicks that were my speed in this place and a couple of others that maybe you guys would like. I asked the best one how much and she said 85 reais for 30 minutes. Of course I talked shit about the price and she said it is not her price, but the price of the bar. I told her she was the best looking thing in VM so she deserves it. I told my brother the prices used to run 1 real per minute in VM. He saw her tan lines and asked if they all go to the beach to get those. Good question. In 20 years I have never thought to ask. So I asked her. She said she lays out on the roof of the building she lives in in Pena to get the tan.

We left there and I saw a banner advertising a salon. Hold up. I recognize the name, but there was a mat covering up the picture. But the hair was still showing. I showed my brother a picture is my phone and told him I thought it was this chick from years ago. That is the only time I had heard a name as such. I approached a guy and asked him about the salon. He said he had know idea, but maybe it is upstairs. We trekked through the building and up the stairs. It appeared to be an abandoned bar (not really the bar, but the upstairs part where they have all the rooms.) There was a big room with maybe six beds in it and a guy that seemed to be taking a break from work was sitting on the floor. Found the salon and knocked on the door, but nobody answered.

Headed back downstairs and the first person I saw was the chick I thought I knew. She was mopping the floor in a downstairs bar. I took my phone out and showed her the picture and said isn't this you? She denied it. In the picture she was in the hallway of the apartment with her tits out looking at pics on the wall, her and another chick. She said that she does not take pictures like that. I zoomed in on the picture and said are you sure this is not you? She said no. I said this is definitely you. Same color hair and all. I told her it was from probably 15 years ago when we took her and some more girls from Vila Mimosa back to Copacabana for the night for a big orgy. (We gave each of them 100 reais by the way.) She said that she has been married for 13 years now so to keep it on the low. She was surprised that I had a picture from way back then in my phone. But I have a folder of the best times in Rio, so that is one of the pics I happen to have in there. I told her it was nice seeing her and we left.

We walked up to Mosaico. There was music and lights, but the guy said they do not open until 8 pm. It was 7:30 then so we left. We continued up the street. I asked my brother if he wanted to take the train or bus back to Copacabana. I have only taken the train once so I never remember where it is. We hung a left. Wait a minute, we are about to come out where we came in. I asked a guy that was passing on a bicycle and holding his infant where Sao Cristavao station was. He doubled back to answer me. He said it was back the other way. So we should have made the right. Nevermind. We went to the bus stop and waited for the 455 or 456 back to Copacabana. It was really slow. There was some guy on the ground close to the bus stop. We could not tell if he was alive or dead. We saw like 4 457 buses pass on the median that we could have taken. Oh well. Finally a 455 came.

[Balboa]

Good to be back.

All over Centro yesterday, great time in all the usual spots!

Hit VM at about 9 pm, ran into a known, very chill girl.

Went back to her room with her for an hour just to take a nap actually.

Got recharged.

A little slow at VM but met probably the best looking girl I've ever seen there.

An 18 year old Mineira, moreninha.

Had a few beers and she danced the Funky on my lap, LOL.

The best time I had though, incredibly, was leaving VM at about 2 am with a known taxi driver I've befriended for a while now.

There was an unusual amount of girls working the streets just outside of VM.

I've never stopped or considered one before, however, we made the rounds checking them out.

Then one in particular was so damn cute with a nice bubble butt.

We hit Motel So Cristovao, my taxi guy waited for me.

She looked even better undressed and a great lay.

Very sweet and nice. I was surprised that I met her on the street.

A great beginning!

[World Travel 69]

Sad News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/brazils-c...194006373.html

[Mr Enternational]

New restrictions in Rio. Bars and restaurants will close early. Nightly curfew between 11 PM and 5 AM. Good luck with those restrictions, no way it will work out well.

https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/prefeit...bares-24908770

Shit. It is only for 1 week. My friend said nobody is going to respect that and they are only doing it for the media. Not really anything going on out there after 2300 anyway, unless you are in the hood at a baile funk. Just saw on the news that the kiosks are not allowed to open.

[Sperto]

New restrictions in Rio. Bars and restaurants will close early. Nightly curfew between 11 PM and 5 AM. Good luck with those restrictions, no way it will work out well.

https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/prefeit...bares-24908770

[Vagabundo1]

Because.

1. No one wants to get punched with them.

2. I wear them when I train boxing because that's what I carry.

3. They are local bought so they look like a firefighter (bombeiro) which adds security.

They are also what utility linemen wear. As kipling said,"don't look too good or act too wise".

Why do you keep talking about the leather gloves?

[Pope John]

USB memory sticks for essential files like your favorite porn downloaded, because the internet sucks everywhere; the exception is a 5 G wi fi, the closest one here at transamerica is the borda e lenha wifi at av gastao senges 185.

How's the in-room WiFi at Transamerica? Does it depend on the apartment, or is it a building wide system? Enough bandwidth for a video call would make my life easier in Rio. Does anyone have experience with Claro 5 G cellular or other options?

[HelloIm]

Security is getting worse, especially in Copa:

3 weeks ago I was with a ISG member, walking back from Arpoador to COpa p5 for a meal. Along the way, aggressive panhandlers came up to us and put their hands on us, which I hate. I was wearing: Rio Fire Department shorts, Rio FB bought (casa bombeiros) red rash guard shirt, red boonie cover also bought at casa bombeiros. WHen the panhandlers started putting their hands on us, I put on the leather gloves I bought at the Fire Department store. It was for deterrence. Makes the other people out there more attractive victims. My ISG member buddy who was with me said he had been assaulted coming into a favela where he knows some people. Practice very good situational awareness, gents. I see the trends getting worse.

6 weeks ago, a similar thing happened late at night, on a short walk on av nossa Copacabana from posto 5 to 4, roughly, when I was going for an uber by myself after hanging out with a ISG member. Again, I put on my gloves, which are local bought. A bunch of agro pan handlers came up on me, and started following along the street.

This never happens out at Barra posto 6, never. The locals tell me this is the best 'hood in Rio, with strong law enforcement. This is another reason this is the best area to live IMHO.

So, in summary, I highly recommend avoiding copa especially, but also Ipanema, and choosing instead Barra posto 1 - 6, or in Zona Sul, Botafogo or Jardim Botanico. These are upper middle class areas where law enforcement is strong and there are fewer gringo tourists, which you as a traveler want to avoid.

On the discussion of latest intel about which places are open (luomo closed, etc), I welcome all the criticism and input. This is a great source of up to date intel, and it's great to have all the critical eyes to get up to speed. Thanks.

Why do you keep talking about the leather gloves?

[Pope John]

I miss L'uomo too. It was one of my favorites, and I had some absolutely memorable sessions there. I especially loved to attend L'uomo on a Sunday afternoon. It was after my sessions with the beautiful, strawberry blonde Arianne that I began to re-assess what was most important in life LOL! And my anal sex sessions with pretty, blonde Natasha with her braces were the absolute best I have ever had in my entire life! Sigh! I miss L'uomo.

So many sweet memories of L'uomo. The blonde aerobics teacher from Belem who liked strawberry daiquiris, the rich family girl from Juiz de Fora who came to Rio to be a puta, the sweet gaucha who turned into a jaded alcoholic a year later. I don't remember their names, but I remember their stories. Objectively, it was more fun to go to 4 x 4, but I always made time to stop by L'uomo.

Time for another trip to Rio, soon.

[HelloIm]

Going to be in rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

Yellow Fever Vaccine?

[Rio Bob]

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

Forget yellow fever, preferably COVID-19 vaccine.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Going to be in Rio for a month soon, I'm a degenerate and don't like more than 150/ HR hence ill be hitting up vm and prives. Thanks to Sperto, pokeris, mr ent, wyatt, exito, vagabundo for all the posts. Took until page 230 to hit some real prive reports for the deal hunters LOL.

Question: do you need the yellow fever vaccine to enter the country? So far I see it's recommended, not required, but unsure. AS far as I can tell you just need a PCR 3 days before entry and the attestation form thing. Thanks for the help, Ill be posting reports. Ready to fuck up some carioca bueta.

[RysZardo]

Hi guys,

Today I the like to write about https://rjmassagem.com.br/en/massages/tantric/. This shit is so bad that it s even funny. My amigo went there few days ago and we still laugh from it. He paid 220 reals for tantra massage. Massagist came in full clothes and with mask. Massage was a joke, some light touching and that s it. He expected at least nice finish. Well he was wrong. Lady put on a glove! And gave him HJ. It was a normal rubber glove! Haha. So yea boys don't go there if you don't have some rubber fetish.

I ordered one lady from Barra vips. It cost me 400 real, she came to my place and asked for 20 real more for taxi. I had good fun, her attitude was good, we had good chemistry, I noticed that "chemistry" with working girls in Rio is on really high level in compare to pros in Europe or even Asia (Thailand / Bali). She stayed in my place about 90 minutes and she would stay longer if I didn't ask her to go because I had appointment with my amigo in town. Bad thing is that her pictures were photoshoped a lot, I would score her body 9/10 on pictures and in reality it was 5/10 maybe 6/10. I also went once to Mabs and paid 250 real for 1 h. The problem is that I paid additional 100 real for disgusting motel nearby. I didn't want to take her to my airbnb apartment because doorman was horrible and I m sure he would have some problem. Fortunately I changed that place and next time I'll take lady home. I think it s so far the best option, probably I could go down with price to 200 because she accepted my offer immediately (at the beginning she said 300 real).

Oh I was also in 4 x4 it s also good option 270 real for 30 minutes, but sex there is more mechanic. Girls are really pretty and the most important thing is to take some time to choose a lady. I m going to try dolce vita disco now, it might be good like places in Asia.

Regards.

[The Cane]

I thoroughly enjoyed her branca anus at L'uomo.

[The Cane]

Shedding a tear for L'uomo, my very first Rio terma, and sentimental favorite. The first one you never forget. I discovered it when stuck in Rio in 2001, waiting for flights to US to resume.

I miss L'uomo too. It was one of my favorites, and I had some absolutely memorable sessions there. I especially loved to attend L'uomo on a Sunday afternoon. It was after my sessions with the beautiful, strawberry blonde Arianne that I began to re-assess what was most important in life LOL! And my anal sex sessions with pretty, blonde Natasha with her braces were the absolute best I have ever had in my entire life! Sigh! I miss L'uomo.