Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Turgid]

https://www.bjs.com/

That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.......

For around two decades of my life (80's and 90's) I was hooked on BBBJ's, many from hookers of dubious sobriety which I got in my car in various venues in NYC. Great times.

[Pahllus Maximus]

https://www.bjs.com/

That's right, BJ's wholesale club. We need to start a petition to have them offer BJ's as a drive through service and frequent flyer points. We may be waiting a while given the sex prison of the USA and lazy, fat, tattooed heifers of the USA and various woke bullshit.

I was explaining this chain to my two lovelies who thought it was hilarious, and reminded me I had no such problems and offered a practical demonstration of the Brasil "can do" attitude. One proceeded to suck my balls and the other swallowed me down her throat with no gagging. These girls take pride in their female beauty and erotic power I am in awe of. Needless to say I had a shattering orgasm and then they both cuddled up. Because this is the way life should be.

Bangkok uses to have Lolita's and Dr. BJ's (now the wood bar) you could duck into during lunch. We need more of this, but it can be had locally and retail for REAL 60-80 fairly easily.

Rio is life changing for deprived western men and their unmet natural needs. Rio's favelas are about the same as the shanty towns in major US cities, but without TB and preventable diseases and its inhabitants work hard to be clean and tidy and make a community with what little they have. Unlike the needles, vapes and animal like human poop and piss on the streets of shitholes like Philly and LA.

[Vagabundo1]

Yep she is hot af.

It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWb3wqjUtSs

$872,000 on hookers.

Man, on 872 k, I could live indefinitely with better girls in Rio on the interest from high yield short term totally safe bonds.

Give him my best at Art Basel.

Vag, you are a choir boy compared to hunter biden. You need to step up your game brother.

[The Cane]

It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.

It is indeed amazing. Different strokes for different folks. Different dicks for different chicks! But, I see you conveniently left out what drew a response in the other thread from me and a few others in the first place. You essentially proclaimed that any man would want the woman in the photo you posted. That's what elicited a response, at least from me. We should refrain from saying stuff like that, at least with any supposed sincerity, because as you say tastes in women differ so, so much. For me, being attracted to a girl's face is extremely important. If I'm not attracted to a girl's face, then no I won't want to have sex with her. I'm not attracted to the girl's face in your photo.

So yes, I said I would not fuck her, let alone eat out her ass LMAO! That's what I said, within the relevant context provided above. From the pics I've posted over the years, mongers here know that Paula is ordinarily not the type I go for. I usually go for the lighter girls. But, I liked her body (round bubble butt with flat tummy). And I liked her pretty face. And her come-on attitude was out of this world! The session was great, and I remember she also gave me one of the best massages I've ever received from a working girl. I conclude with what I always say. I don't care who likes my tutes and who doesn't. After all, I paid for that ass and they didn't! So, I'm the only one who has to like it. Out!

[Turgid]

I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink!

It is amazing how people's tastes differ. There is no way I would have sex with that girl Cane. In another forum you said you would not bang the girl in the attached photo and I would so bang her.

[Xpartan]

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Wait 10 days? Are you sure? When I traveled from Peru to Costa Rica I did one at the airport and was good to fly right away. Was a long time ago but cost close to nothing back then.

[Dcrist0527]

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.

A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.

Thank you. And thanks, Nounce. Perfect example of the value of these boards and its helpful members.

Just want to make sure I understand. If I sequence it like US to Colombia, then Colombia to Brazil, then finally Brazil to US, there's no need for the Yellow Fever certificate, correct?

Like you CenTex, I tried to get that vax a few years ago (pre-Covid) and it was damn near impossible.

Again, thanks for the advice.

[The Cane]

They typically lack mulattas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that.

I heard that! I'll never forget "Paula". I was sitting in the boate having a drink and minding my own business when she walks up and sits down. And without introducing herself or anything says, "First I want you to slap your dick in my face. Second I want you to pull my hair. And third. I want you to fuck me in the ass"! Well damn! At the time, I wrote a full report on what happened next. Now, I say just use your own imagination wink, wink!

[CenTexCrash]

The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.

You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.

I did Medellin then RDJ in that order to avoid complications. Also if you did not yellow vax, to be allowed from Brazil back to Colombia it is yellow fever shot plus wait ten days.

Seeking yellow fever vax in USA was quoted $350 plus not on site special order needs 3-4 days notice. I was fortunate when hobbying in Mexico City anticipating future Brazilian bundas, found a clinic in Mexico City that only charged $200 and has vax on site, in and out in 20 minutes, given yellow passport-sized booklet certificate.

A few months later traveled from Texas AUS-PTY-GRU and every check-in counter and passport control of the way proudly flaunted my yellow booklet and they just looked at me funny.

[Steve 9696]

Gentleman,

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.

Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?

My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.

I think this is no problem at all. I did Medellin, SP, and Buenos Aires all in tenish days. This was during COVID so the procedures between countries varied and this was a pain in the ass getting retested and different paperwork. But now it should be no issue at all. And yes. You must visit Scandallo to have a life well lived! 😋.

[Nounce]

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. ....

The flight between Brazil and Colombia is usually thru Sao Paolo and Bogota. You need Yellow Fever vaccine certificate to travel in the direction of Brazil to Colombia. You can get the certificate or waver in Medellin, or at the Bogota airport for free. You should purchase Brazil domestic flights early to get the best and much lower price.

You probably can do it this way, US - Colombia - Brazil - US.

[Mongmann]

There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.

I can agree with much of this. The typically lack mulatas or black girls, however the few that they have are usually dimes so I give them credit for that. Like Cane said, I can't stand the aggressiveness in the place. They don't seem to be assigning girls to you anymore but all of the stupid request for drinks are really FN annoying. I want to wear a shirt in there that says, "look bih, the only way I will even consider buying you a drink is if I decide to fuqq you. ".

[Dcrist0527]

Gentleman,

Looking for some advice or really any guidance on taking a trip with a stop in multiple countries. All of my international trips have been round trip from the US and only to my destination country. With a little more time on my hands next year, I'm looking at potentially going to Colombia and Brazil back to back before returning to the US. Obviously, it takes a little more coordination and planning, which is no problem. But is there any serious flaw to this approach. I'm thinking the trip will be 2-3 weeks. If it matters, I'm thinking most of my time will be Medellin and Rio, neither of which are new to me. And I'm definitely going to stop in Sao Paolo because apparently, we all owe it to ourselves to experience Scandallo at least once in our lives.

Anything that I should keep in mind that I haven't considered with regards to travel complications?

My backup plan would be SE Asia, that I've never visited and barely researched so that is really intimidating Or hitting up Mexico, Panama and Costa Rica.

[The Cane]

I'm very curious why Centaraus rarely ever gets mentioned. I jiust spent 2 months in Rio and the sex I had there might have been the best of the entire trip. She was absolutely incredible.

There's been a longstanding general bias against Centaurus seemingly forever, the reason being that many felt they charged too much money. Also, if you like the darker girls it wasn't the place to go. Now, me myself I have a soft spot in my heart for the place. It was the first termas I ever went to, I had many excellent sessions there, and that's where I met my favorite termas girl of all time. I just felt that over time they needed to reinvest more money into the place. I mean, I got tired of going in there and being outfitted in a tattered robe and seeing ripped carpeting! And then in more recent years, things just fell off. I mean, as Balboa wrote a few years ago (I think it was Balboa), "the thrill was gone". The place used to be packed, the live music would be going with the "Brazilian Jose Feliciano" (it was a blind guitar player), and life was good! Everybody was fucking LOL! Well, the last few times I went, it was nothing like that. Few girls and even fewer customers. The thrill was indeed gone! But, I'll always think of Centaurus fondly. It wasn't perfect. They used to have the annoying practice of assigning a girl to you to "help" you change. Of course, it was always a girl you weren't interested in who you would then have to get rid of. And for awhile, when you first showed up they tried to charge you in advance for a session, assuming that you would want to go with somebody (I would refuse this). But otherwise, I didn't mind the pricing. One day I hope to return, even if just for the memories.