Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Yamazaki77]

Thanks for this. Should I book one of these in advance for a whole day / multiple days or just go in there for a few hours when I have a girl already?

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro

Half or more of Brazilians were conceived in its sex motels.

A man with cash could stay in Brazil or at least Rio indefinitely with just the above website as reference.

Not only that he could live a better life than he would otherwise life in any rich world puritanical country.

If you have not gotten laid in the above sex motels, then do.

In such sex starved times as holidays, you, young Jedi mongers must get laid in sex motels. Usually in the zona norte. Where most of our beloved working girls in zona sul live.

[Bravo]

Actually, a few years back two italian guys did just that in Rio Sul (with a pregnant woman). Both got arrested and ended up in prison.

II remember that incident, I was hoping nobody would bring it up. I am so tired of the trolls who create new accounts and flood the board with asinine questions.

[Sperto]

Mongering in the mall is the absolute best! The best technique would be to go to Rio Sul mall, hang out in the food court. When you see a hot girl, walk up to her, smack her on the ass and say "Vamos fuder! That is the "secret handshake" that all mongers and hookers know. I will give you a tip, the harder you smack her on the ass, the more respect she will have for you and will quote a lower price!

Actually, a few years back two italian guys did just that in Rio Sul (with a pregnant woman). Both got arrested and ended up in prison.

[Bravo]

I heard the malls are also a good spot in mongering. Is that true?

Mongering in the mall is the absolute best! The best technique would be to go to Rio Sul mall, hang out in the food court. When you see a hot girl, walk up to her, smack her on the ass and say "Vamos fuder! That is the "secret handshake" that all mongers and hookers know. I will give you a tip, the harder you smack her on the ass, the more respect she will have for you and will quote a lower price!

[WyattEarp]

I heard the malls are also a good spot in mongering. Is that true?

Interesting and direct question. I will give you my opinion.

If you learn some basic Portuguese and you have some natural charm, the malls can definitely be places to meet women. You shouldn't immediately treat the women like programa girls especially in front of their co-workers or friends. Get their numbers and you can be direct as you like on the phone or text (with translator app if needed).

Some of the girls in the mall (not all) love the attention from foreign men and some know a little English. I like chatting up pretty store clerks. You have to remember the minimum wage is something around USA $200 per month. I don't think the clerks make much more than that.

I personally invite the girls to a nice lunch or dinner. You can be as direct as you want over the phone. Most of the girls know the score with foreign men. You will find some turn to semi-pros as soon as you contact them. Others need a little of the nuance of dating and pursuit. Granted the latter is a bigger investment in time (and some risk of not closing), but I also like hanging out with pretty local girls when traveling.

As far as approaching girls walking around the mall, I think it pays off to not be overly bold and overly direct. That works for me. I have a buddy who doesn't bother to use any Portuguese and has the attitude "I have money and they don't". He has a terrible success ratio and simply plays the numbers. Treating every Brasileira at the mall like she is a hooker is a plan for failure in my opinion. Of course, that strategy can sift out the pros if you aren't thrown out of the mall first.

[CrtGame]

Is Rio closing down these days at 7 pm due to covid?

[Exec Talent]

The way centaurus works is you pay an entrance fee when you arrive. They give you key to locker. I take cash for the discount. They have shower, bathroom and locker room on first floor. Bar on 2nd. Once you choose lady you go downstairs and pay. You have session. When you are done you stop again on your way out to turn in key and pay for drinks.

You pay an entrance fee upon entering. Brazilians and gringos who they know or who tell them they are not going to enter if they have to pay upfront, pay when exiting. Not sure I am going to go with a girl tonight is usually all it takes. Pre-COVID there was a reason you would see employees hanging around the entrance and girls would help you on with your robe. They were sizing you up. Whether you realize it or not, in life you are constantly being sized up, particularly your ability and willingness to pay. Practice your poker face. Smile. Don't be a jerk, but don't be the fat kid in the donut shop.

[LoveLongTime]

Concise and Informative. Keep up the good work in future postings.

Can anyone help clear up this one bit of vagueness regarding paying for services rendered / checkout

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The way centaurus works is you pay an entrance fee when you arrive. They give you key to locker. I take cash for the discount. They have shower, bathroom and locker room on first floor. Bar on 2nd. Once you choose lady you go downstairs and pay. You have session. When you are done you stop again on your way out to turn in key and pay for drinks.

[LoveLongTime]

Was not Copa 583. They are in the SL floor of the building, which if you go up the stairs, they are on the first floor to your right. In addition you pay right now BR130 for a full one hour session anyway you want it.

It was av nosso rosso 583 copacabana or whatever its called. Same entrance different sala. Thanks for clearing that up. Heading to copa 583 as we speak. It is sala 204 BTW. For those wondering touts hand out cards in peak hours as you walk by. Also want to clarify for those not in the know. Massagem and terapistas are two different things. Massagem is brothel, terapistas are actual massage clinics more like a rub and tug in usa. You can get a massage at massagem but it will not be the same level as terapistas.

[The Critic]

Concise and Informative. Keep up the good work in future postings.

Can anyone help clear up this one bit of vagueness regarding paying for services rendered / checkout

This is where it diverged on different nights, night 1 and 3 went downstairs to get the girls money and pay her, night 2 we went after the session or maybe just at checkout can't recall exactly.

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I am behind in getting my reports done, but I can answer all this quick as I just enjoyed 3 nights at centarus in November as a newbie to Rio and SP. I also hit Monte Carlo and Solarium.

As a first timer it was my favorite place in Rio, especially since I was staying in Copa so it was really easy to access. As mentioned in another report it's at the end of copa where it meets ipanema and neighborhood is pretty good thought like anyplace make sure to have your head up. 1 night I strolled and sipped drinks on the way down, 2nd night road a lime scooter as close as I could (you have to park relatively close to the beach) and walked the rest of the way and night 3 took an uber, was staying at JW marriott for reference.

English was mixed, so using translate on a phone was essential sometimes. Would just type and hand it back and forth and worked great. You get a locker and all the money stays in there, entrance fee includes 2 drinks, seemed more than safe like that. I can't quite recall exactly but there was a surcharge for using a card so I paid cash. I am big points person so the math had to be more than 3% for the card is all I can absolutely confirm. I do recall at solarium if you paid entrance in cash up front you got a free drink. Monte Carlo was like a 10% premium. Basically if you have good access to cash then I think that is the way to go. I used my schwab account with the ATMs so I paid no fees. Side note some places it's mixed like scandello in SP, no surcharge for card on entrance or room, but 6% if you use it to pay the girl so I would mix the card and cash.

Here is a tidbit I hadn't read anywhere, all the termas you get a robe, and being only experienced in FKKs and macau saunas I took it all off, but seems that generally guys keep their boxers on which I finally started to do on night 3, haha. But anyway the girls enjoyed me free balling it so I never even put it together until my last night there anyway.

Girl selection was good and changed nightly, some were repeats every night, some where there on night 1 gone on 2 back on 3. First night was a Monday and slimmest selection (all termas I am aware of are closed on Sunday), then I think I was there teusday, and Thursday and selection increased on each of those days. I would say about a dozen on Monday as a base line.

Process for centarus. Pay entry and designate what you want to drink and get 2 tickets. Change right there on first floor and if you want there is hot tub and showers there. Proceed up to lounge on 2nd floor where you get your drinks and the girls are. I was either the only or 1 of 2 customers there so definitely the zebra to the lions when I walked in. You can choose a girl to converse with at this point or let mamasan know you want some time to relax (this was my experience given the lack of customers I expect different when there are many people around). Then if and when ready tell the girl you like you want to go upstairs and choose 40/60 minutes. This is where it diverged on different nights, night 1 and 3 went downstairs to get the girls money and pay her, night 2 we went after the session or maybe just at checkout can't recall exactly.

One point to note that is she goes to refresh herself before the session but you don't shower and there wasn't one in the room so you would want to shower either right before going there, once you get there, or let her know you are going to rinse then you can go upstairs. This was the same at solarium. Monte Carlo had small shower in the room but neither of us used it until after.

Think that pretty much covers it, basic operation was same at solarium and monte carlo.

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro

Half or more of Brazilians were conceived in its sex motels.

A man with cash could stay in Brazil or at least Rio indefinitely with just the above website as reference.

Not only that he could live a better life than he would otherwise life in any rich world puritanical country.

If you have not gotten laid in the above sex motels, then do.

In such sex starved times as holidays, you, young Jedi mongers must get laid in sex motels. Usually in the zona norte. Where most of our beloved working girls in zona sul live.

[Big Zozo Intl]

I heard the malls are also a good spot in mongering. Is that true?

[Vagabundo1]

I've had some requests for her number.

In keeping with my writing style of adventure travel / hemingway (for whom the bell tolls)/ bond (007, the new one, is a negra negra negra, and IMHO a dupla with money penny is clearly required), here are some clues.

1. you can best impress her with.

A) sessioning with her in a love motel near Metro Pavuna.

B) a 25 cm phallus (hint, you can buy one in any good love motel).

C) a vibrator (hint, you can buy one in any sex shop, or better, a really good one in decathlon, which you should use on her clit while she is tied up in boxing wraps which hurt less than hand cuffs while she is ball gagged, which is supplied free of charge for mongers who come prepared, and can do A).

D) you can meet her on the 457 bus line between copa and Norte Shopping, and you should session with her first at Motel Cartago or Megara near Norte Shopping.

E) a pure gold star of David necklace that is really big.

F) a star of David velcro patch on your genuine Rio Fire Department Molle bag while wearing your Grupo Maritime Red Boonie Cover.

G) money, lots of it, because the first thing out of her mouth when you get her back to your room in Transamerica is in the rich world you can make a lot more money, and the second thing is don't cum in my pussy, and the third thing is cum in my ass to avoid getting my sweet young 19 year old pussy which has never born a child preggers.

To which you respond.

A) take it up your ass you money guzzling working girl.

B) gladly, take my seed like a porn star.

C) Go ahead and try talking with that red gag in your mouth.

D) my angel is a centerfold because you have a j geil's play list on your fucking huge speakers bought at Walmart and couriered into Brazil.

E) All of the above because she is tied up like a hog and you are without mercy ploughing her nether holes like a farmer breeding a chattel.

F) that is so fucking in appropriate it hurts while I laugh out loud (LOL) . Who else would have thought that fucking to J Geils audio and watching Ana Foxxx porn could be so much fun.

G) OK, my fellow analysts, where on the route of the 457 from Copacabana to Zona Norte can one select from dozens of negra bundinhas?

Anyone?

[Vagabundo1]

There are two schools of thought on what to do if you are a man in a rich country during a pandemic.

The first, let's say, majority school of thought is that you should stay in your house, your home country, indeed, maybe even sit in the corner in your room you bad boy (imagine the ultimate nanny state scolding you), perhaps listen to pink Floyd's music while the walls are built around your soul.

The second, let's call it the vagabond's minority, is that you should go to a place where the life saving personal attention of a skilled sperm donor clinic nurse is available at a price that a rich world resident can afford to milk his gonads enough to not only be alive, but happy.

Let's just say, at the critical juncture, vagabundo chose and that as a poet once said has made all the difference.

If you search around you can find economist.com writing about this dilemma for certain Swiss residents appropo Thailand. But Brazil has even better nursing for ones nuts than Thailand.

[Vagabundo1]

A claro sim can be bought at a mall, like Gavea Shopping for 100 reais for 50 gb per month.

I've used this to supplement the bad internet at Transamerica.

So, today, LLT came over to checkpoint 1, ie, av gastao senges 395, where I chilled for the superspreader holiday event.

We ubered to Vila Mimosa, checkpoint 2. Nothing was happening. I got a number of a negra, but it was not a target worthy of a warshot.

We ubered to checkpoint 3, 4 x 4, IE, Buenos Aires 44, and sadly, our temple of the procession of the Lady of the fleshy clit was closed. We prayed and changed uber destination to checkpoint 1.

Along the ride we changed destination to checkpoint 4, IE, Olegario Maciel in Barra, which was hopping. Like the place to be. After some foot patrols, we settled in for a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, which is at the intersection of Olegario Maciel and the Atlantic Ocean. For those challenged by map reading, you don't deserve to get laid anyway. As we say, I can fix many things, I can't fix stupid. There we dined like Brazilians. I almost leaned over and got a number from a juicy morena target whose bunda beckoned, but she was with her mother and aunt, and we were not blues brothers enough to ask, "how much for the little girls" while on a "mission from god" (small G). We contemplated trying to sit down with a few juicy bundas but my wingman demurred, "they probably will ask 1000 reais each".

Local intel sources stated a real boate is on the atlantic, to the East. That boate on further patrolling is "Perola Negra" which is a house at _ 400. (forgot the name of the street that is avenida atlantica in Barra).

Then we ubered over to checkpoint 5, IE, Praia dos amadores. I got two negra numbers there. One -- the first -- was a mother with her little kid. My wingman, being ruthless, said, "get her number" like that scene from animal house, the devil on the shoulder saying "fuck her" . She has a very nice little negra bundinha (which I prefer to a bundao). Her friend has big negra seios. Numbers were gained. We then patrolled around praia do amadores. This is a good spot, and within an easy stroll of Ibis.

Then we ubered back to Transamerica, checkpoint 1. Then we ubered to Checkpoint 6, a boate indicated on google maps by the name of panteras dos recreio. It is in a vila mimosa ish area just inland from Posto 12. Wingman and I entered the apartment building and went to the room (109) and there was no answer. There was a room on the 4th floor with the usual colors of a boate visible from the street. Wingman was not in favor of going up to the 5th floor, so I agreed to head back to the street, and patrol to Posto 12. The hopping bar there is the package store / ice (gelo) store on the corner. We spoke to some obvious garota de programas on the street, but my wingman not wanting to ask for numbers from certain targets, we refrained, then ubered back to.

Checkpoint 7, paris cafe, which was closed, so we ubered to.

Checkpoint 4, where we foot patrolled to perola negra boate, which was also closed. From there I ubered back to checkpoint 1, and wingman ubered to Copacabana.

As expected during the holidays, most mongering sites are closed. Which is just as well. Fucking is just work. Have some sympathy, have some taste.

Haha.

If you're using a VPN you should be able to use your fone in Brasil just as you would in your home country.